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>tfw all the decent guys are either gay or taken
I'm here babe post tits
>>28507741
hey buddy listen here fuck you
I'm neither and I think I'm better than decent.
>>28507741
hey go fuck yourself, friend
I'm a decent guy you roastie piece of shit
>tfw women only say that to justify starting affairs with rich married guys
gold digging roasties
>>28507741
Relationships are a waste of time. It is when you realize this that you will find yourself and true happiness.
>>28507741
There are plenty of awesome guys. Like me. But why should I be interested in you when there are lots of great girls out there who are not you?
>tfw catch oneitis staring at me
>tfw shortly after he goes full norman bates and starts talking to himself in a woman's voice
who /inloveiwithschizo/ here
>tfw all the decent females are fat or taken
no point even bothering.
>TFW all the CHADS are gay or taken
FUCK OFF
Sorry, OP. But there's only place for Futaba-chan (the waifu, not the board) in my heart.
>>28507741
>tfw this is probably bait and no decent girl will ever view me the same way
>tfw fembot
>tfw gay
life is suffering. I just want a gf like the rest of you robots. I don't fucking want Chad. I want Stacy...
roll roll roll
who will you get?
>>28507807
>implying decent girls can be fat
fat means disgusting which means they aren't decent
>>28507741
This is exactly how I feel about women, and the few exceptions are surrounded by armies of cockblocking orbiters.
>>28507838
I feel for you lesbot. You probably have to deal with all the Stacies who go through a "bi" phase then give you the whole "tee hee I was just experimenting I'd never settle down with another girl, silly."
>>28507842
yeah but if theyre really rich and needy then it compensates for fatness, up to a certain level.
depending on said riches.
>>28507841
Fiiiiiiiiiine, rolling
>>28507741
Christ, this post makes me fucking mad.
And this is coming from a fembot
>>28507741
>implying you aren't some fat fuck
Yeah, how about you lose weight you fat cunt before requesting a man. I lost count the amount of times i rejected you fat cunts from here.
>>28507841
rolling.
originak comment
>>28507838
Ehh, when female says she's not straight - 95% of cases she's bi not lesbian.
tfw all the good girls are taken or gay
>>28507741
>tfw they just tell you they are taken or gay so they don't have to awkwardly reject you
>>28507857
Dang. This is fucking true.
>>28507741
Have you tried stopping being fat?
>>28507875
you HAD to mention your gender, didn't you
>>28507741
God damn i hate females, fembots or whatever you call yourselves nowadays. All of you are trick guys into friendzone and then even if he doesnt have any chance you still leech from him.
>>28508055
Hi, I'm a female. :^) pleased to meet your acquaintance. Plz show me feets
>>28507741
>I have too high standards
>tfw average looking guy with high standards that will be alone for his entire life
>>28507842
>>28507862
my GF is fat, even if she is decent. That's why you never gonna have babes you faggots - caring only about appearance and don't giving a shit bout' skills, personality, knowledge and money.
It's literally evolution
>>28507741
tfw women are all the same at their very core
>>28507803
my roommate is skitz af and i hate his ass
>all the decent guys respect themselves
>decent guys either found someone they like quickly or gave up and go gay
Yeah. Real shame you roasties are so shit.still want you. I'm a terrible person
AND NOW YOU'RE LEFT WITH ME.
>>28507741
>or taken by the gays
>>28508523
>high standards
Any standards.
>>28507741
I just don't whore myself out to here or /soc/.
I do hope you find someone though.
>Robot pesters me for contact info in a thread
>Email back and forward
>Seems cool at first but then goes full PUA
>Starts unironically calling himself a 'Chad' and that he only comes to /r9k/ for a cheap laugh
>Unsubtly mentioning all these girls that want to fuck him in an attempt to make me jealous
>Find out he's 5'6
>Utterly ruin his self esteem
>>28509864
Well done.
Post some of it?
>>28509864
good girl
now suck my cock please, ill be sincere
>>28509864
5'7" but not a faggot personality wise, life hurts.
>>28507763
first post best post lol the rest of this thread got hooked by that delicious bait
>femanon
>fem
>anon
>both anonymous and needing to feel the necessity to distinguish gender
>m-muh snowflake
>>28507841
>Unsubtle but i like it
>>28507875
Shit like this has to be bait right...
>>28507838
no, we're not taken or gay, we just don't date girls with that attitude. We date women who have their shit together, one's that live up to their own standards and expect the same from us.
lol all the good girls are dead. I should be dead no girl wants to get pregnant these days I'm shit out of luck iv killed to many kids to have my own.
>>28509864
wow u want to fuck him until u find out hes short and then decide he's not a real alpha but actually a "PUA". you fucking normie bitch whore cunt kill yourself you fucking worthless slut FUCK YOU
>>28507803
back to UnfunnyJunk with your avatar posting, please
>>28510112
you mad, shorty? go back to r/short, you short-tempered little man.
>>28510191
In anime all guys are below 6' and still get cunny. Tall males are practically non-existent in high schools.
>>28510238
dumb roasty cunt im 6 feet tall i would probably tower over you irl you little weak ass bitch
>>28507741
>tfw I'm actually just hiding in my room where the fembots will never find me
Haha, I'm such a prankster.
>Find the perfect girl
>She's not real
There you go, the struggle of 90% of the straight dudes in this place
>>28510270
>in anime
>anime
>anime is like real life
Are you serious?
>>28510480
>anime is like real life
>Are you serious?
Where do you think you are?
>tfw you've given up
>tfw no weeb gf
Fuck this gay earth
>>28507841
don't give a fuck, but rolling anyways
>tfw black femnormie with no friends
>tfw even though black girls are seen as unattractive by many people you still occasionally notice a certain type of guy that seems to prefer quiet black females over any other type of woman
>tfw these guys pretty much always like anime, vidya, comics, etc
>tfw you dont really care for any of those things much
>>28511329
Well, do you eat ass though?
>>28507741
The only reason I feel bad for you is because you're posting a sad anime girl.
>>28511329
bitch you work at mcdonalds don't come up in here with dat attitude.
>>28507741
>implying you won't fuck him (chad) anyway even tho he is takken
you all will try and do it, roastie whores
Why do women like gay guys?
I thought they only wanted savage Chads not some limp wristed candy ass
>>28511488
imagine a girlfriend that is actually capable of loyalty and respect
that is what a gay man is to a woman
>>28507741
i had a girl into me for a little over 5 months with some really off the wall subtle stuff that i never picked up on because i was at work, working on stuff. it was pointed out eventually, and we went on a date and she was super clingy. she wasn't bad looking, but a clingy kinda boring girl that had a lot of drama baggage isn't something i need or want in my life.
eventually things tapered off and i remember her saying that all other decent guys were gay or taken, and i'm like - no, you're just not as appealing as you think you are to some guys, and the guys that are into you, you aren't into them enough to give them the time of day.
we broke it off over the summer as i was being transferred to a new division and she was moving out of state for college and we both didn't want to deal with a LDR. but seriously, a lot of girls that complain about there being no guys are somehow not aware that there are no guys that YOU want, in the same way that there are guys YOU ignore. works both ways, and both types stay lonely.
>>28509864
lol, PUA is legit for guys that play games; but it's pretty fucking pathetic if the guy is looking to actually establish something lasting beyond a few months. pretty much every PUA i've ever met has been a shallow retard that winds up paying for sex and sees sex as an end to itself.
>>28511329
i've been "liked" and kind of subtly hinted at to ask some black girls out now and then, and while they're sometimes nice, and pretty put together, it's either their shitty cousin/brother/who ever that's ghetto trash or they take the other side of the stereotype and pick up sassy black chick mouthiness. what ever happened to just being a good girl with little/no baggage and having respect enough for yourself to want to get away from trashy stereotypes? that's a real turn off to guys that would date or marry a black chick who doesn't already fetishize the black culture (like some asians do).
>>28507741
Well if you aren't taken that probably means that you aren't decent..
>>28511488
i have gay friends and mostly what i've heard from girls that are into them but find out he's gay is that he keeps himself well groomed and fit, and he's into listening and has a good sense of humor and some wit.
there's nothing explicitly "gay" about those traits other than the tendency for a lot of non gay guys to act like macho retards off in their own world instead of putting some effort into being the kind of guy a girl wants to grab onto.
all the gays i've met aren't limp wristed faggots - they're normal dudes that are into other dudes and aren't fashion/food blind. the out loud and proud ones are just as annoying to them as they are to us.
>tfw distinctly sub-decent
>>28509864
I used to do this all the time
>add robots
>pretend to be the perfect 10/10 dream Stacey
>make them crush hard on me
>then start subtly dropping hints about how they're not good enough, mentioning things that will make them super insecure
>pray that it stick with them for life and they lay in bed crying about how they're not 6'2" every night
>>28512006
being mean just to be mean i guess?
>>28509864
>every chad poster on r9k
>>28512006
doing original god's work
>>28507741
>be cashier
>be minorty
>all of a sudden Asian chick comes to my lane
>first thing I see are triple Fucking Gs
>she turns around to talk to her son and she has an ass too
>no ring so she is probably a single mother or not married to her bf yet. Son doesn't look nigger either
>her cellphone is tucked in her left breast
>I can't help but look down at my small breasts and feel like I'm not even a woman
Life's not fair.
>>28512534
At least you're also not a single mother
>>28507841
lessee what i got
>>28507741
I'm not gay. I'm ace. :D
