I cut down on sugary drinks and lost 12 pounds in 4 weeks, now my clothes fit better and I don't get tired walking up the stairs.
Let me your minor success stories
Bandage thread?
Bandage thread.
He's the best trip, I love you Bandage.
i just managed to smoke weed in my room without leaving behind any conspicuous smell
>>28507642
*farts*
*it stinks so i leave to go spend more time with my bf*
>>28507617
Same shit here OP
But i fucking love to eat sunflower seeds a lot so i only lost 2 pounds every week
>>28507750
Give me a husky before you go
I cut down my sugary drinks and started doing crack instead. I lost 40 pounds, my job, my car and my family. But I haven't had to sleep in a month and jerking off feels incredible.
>>28507786
no im not gonna buy you stuff just because you say you love me
>>28507810
When did I say that?
Lying isn't good for you Bandage.
>>28507617
What sugary drinks did you cut down on?
How did you handle dealing with flavorless piss?
>>28507617
I'm having similar success OP, although I did have a soda today and yesterday. At least it's not a whole 1L bottle.
Also rearranged my monitors and thinking about reorganizing my room.
>>28507617
I can touch my toes without bending my knees.
Shit used to be excruciating for me.
>>28507856
I can't do this and I'm not fat. So grats to you
>>28507786
I made bandage to think about buying overwatch.
I derail threads and now i derailed your plans to get a dog
>>28507832
>3 posters within the first 3 posts
>know you aren't a weed smoker
>know you don't get tired by walking up the stairs because you don't run
>i post, 4 posters
>you post asking for a husky
>still 4 posters
>you must be the person that said you love me
>>28507890
I was already thinking about it when I realised it was only $40
>>28507642
>>28507750
samefag
fuck off you fat hairy uggo
>>28507617
Nice job robot, keep it up!
Even if your weight loss starts slowing down (which it usually does after the initial diet change) don't let that discourage you!
>>28507642
Best trip is Aoi
He asks me what anime I watch everyday
>>28507935
>7/10
literally a 3 dude, sorry but try and lose some weight and you might go up a few points. Chin up.
>>28507890
>Cebruz is actively working against me
>>28507902
JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING HUSKY THATS ALL I WANT JUST GIVE ME ONE OR I'LL FUCKING SCREEEEEAAAMMMMMM
>>28507835
Coke and Sugary tea, I used to drink 3 cups of tea a day. I dunno I just drink water now.
>>28507617
I can now do 40 consecutive pushups and 11 pullups.
>>28507902
Dont lie, i shilled it long enough.
I will work for blizzards marketing laterNow play tf2 with me on autistic servers>>28507940
He is a bot, sorry to tell you this
>>28507970
Next step of my plan:
>Make him to play Teamfortress 2
>Make him to buy hats that cost 2000$ what is enough for 2 huskys
>>28507935
>no cheekbones; chubby face; no hard jawline
>7/10
Anon.
>>28507986
>all that money
>all those huskies
>>28508022
Are you a furry or just trying to keep posting this until you get free money from him?
>>28507982
I can do 7 chinups and 30 pushups. reeee
>>28507935
>tfw was edging while looking at qt anime pics
>your face pops up
>instantly lose boner
no really, thanks....
>>28507987
is this a new meme or something
>>28508036
I just really want a husky, they're so cute.
>>28508073
he got cucked by him and is now posting his face since he is butthurt
>>28508087
Just buy it yourself, go find a job!
>>28508090
who? had to put something original here
>>28508107
/r9k/ circlejerk drama, just ignore it
>>28508107
Just some beta cuck who is spamming pics&samefagging to get my attetion.
He will jerk off to this post but it will keep him butthurt
>>28508073
ya
>>28508090
>>28508127
hai cebruz on mobile device!
>>28508098
>find a job
Bandage got a job just so he could buy me a husky, now he refuses because he got a boyfriend.
>>28508090
Is it nononononon?
>>28508144
Bandage wants to buy Overwatch and stuff for his bf.
If you cant be his boyfriend find a job
>>28508150
He is assmad for being cucked since last year
>>28508150
Yes, he is the only one who cares this much about him
>>28508150
Who else would be so fucking butthurt ?
>>28508177
>>28508178
I know how to make him even more butthurt, not paying him attetion.
So i will go back not giving a single fuck about him anymore.
Im pretty sure he is fingering himself thanks all this namedropping and attetion paying
>want to buy overwatch for pc because better and cheaper
>already hackers even on pro teams
Should i just get it on console? I don't want to get sniped by aimbot widowmaker every other game.
>>28508150
>>28508177
>>28508178
>>28508183
>putting me on the same level as a roiding heroin junkie
yea no don't do that again
>>28507986
but tf2 is shit lol
>>28508209
poor tiny weewees T_T argjsisnd
>>28508208
Listen here buddy, the console version will die.
Dont do it. Also remember:
Open beta means you can just make new accounts for haxing while later people have to pay 40$ for a account
>>28508209
Okay i give you a (you) for the falseflagging.
>>28508218
You have to try it
>>28508209
At the end you both are butthurt about him
>>28508209
>not nonon
must be tomoki?
>>28508267
I'll wait to see if Blizzard actively bans them.
PC division is full of hackers and ubisoft don't care.
>>28508296
I know tomoki good enough.
He wouldnt do something like this.
He is just trying to falseflag.
You know why i know it is him?
He trys nearly daily to have contact with me again. Always sends friend request on steam, skype etc. while trying to get any reply from me.
It is sad & pathetic.
>>28508301
Blizzard cares about their game, specially if they try to make it the next big thing
>>28508340
Why is nonon so pathetic and desperate?
It's not like you're handsome male model or super cute no offense.
>>28508296
wrong again
>>28508377
if i was nonon id an hero desu
>>28508218
Its free, might as well try it.
>>28508377
I know im not that good looking or cute.
He has a big ego problem and i cant really tell anymore what he wants from me.
All he does nowdays is spammign my shit on spam in hopes i reply or sends me the whole time pics of his joint with the next "U JELLY THAT I HAVE WEED???"
Also sometimes trying to trigger my bf with some bullshit storys.
>>28508267
>>28508415
it looks like poop
sounds like poop
stinks like poop
it's poop
text*
on chan*
>>28508415
Bandage is autistic, he wont try something just because it is free
>>28508475
TRY IT FAGGOT
i will be your medic and support you
>>28508487
i tried overwatch because it was free????????????
>implying I'll need a medic
im literally GOD at every game I play
no one would even hit me ONCE
>>28508505
Play heavy since it matches your body type.
>>28508519
no he's too muscular to be my body type
this is my favourite image
>>28508519
#roasted
is he reaally fat? or is it just another meem
>>28508528
He's obese. No meme.
>>28508505
Okay i will be a scout who follows you.
Now just start the game
>>28507617
Instead of posting from home I'm sitting outside in the city posting from my phone and nobody has bullied me
Feels good man
>>28508528
>>28508545
DON'T BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28508552
I'll try it on my own for a bit when my bf falls asleep for good
>>28507617
I hit 315 for some literal ass to grass squats. I was looking in the mirror and my face was really red and I accidentally spat a little on the wall.
>>28508571
>On my own
have fun having no fun
>he doesn't play the Snoiper in TF2
>>28508609
>He mains sniper
Bandage never buy this guy anything
>>28508631
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with Snoipah
>>28508609
>plays tf2
>>28508660
There is nothing wrong not buying you a husky
>>28508668
I used to, not anymore, haven't played it since the MANN co-op update.
>>28508597
if a game isn't fun on its own, it's a shit game
maybe I shouldn't bother trying it after all........
>>28508631
bt is grill
>>28508677
There's nothing wrong inyou checking kik
>>28508693
>I don't talk to people 1:1 anymore
>>28508693
I thought you didn't talk to people 1 on 1?
>>28508737
>>28508739
>he doesn't understand the kik meme
>>28508748
memes are for fools
you are a women, so you are a fool, so it all adds up here, I guess
>>28508693
>you checking kik
STOP THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28508689
there are enough bad servers for f2p newfags. That is all
>>28508739
old meme from a time where cocoa browsed /r9k/
>>28508773
>STOP THIS REEEEEEEEEEEE
hue
>>28508762
And you are gay
:^)
>>28508773
why is there bad servers
it's because it's a shit game
0/10
>>28508801
>tfw listening to my boyfriend dozing off
>tfw he snores but not too obnoxiously loud most of the time
What does bandage do for a living?
>>28508848
Part time very easy peasy boring retail job right now, haven't moved out or anything, dropped out of school
Gonna be looking into other stuff but I'm not gonna post about it
>>28508821
>listening to 3dpd sleeping
>disgusting snoring
Gross desu.
>>28508848
He wagecucks to buy me a husky.
>>28508866
You live with your parents?
>>28508909
I haven't moved out yet, yeah
>>28508950
If my obese loser son lived at home and tried to have his bf live there too I'd shoot him then shoot myself.
>>28508950
the fat, autistic, attention-whore still lives w/ his parents? say it ain't so
>>28508962
literally no literal person said any literal thing about my literal boyfriend literally move in with me
>>28508971
Well I'm only 19............
it's not that weird to still be living at home
>>28507617
i just woke up for my 6th straight day of starvation
i lost 12 lbs the first 4 days but my scale isnt working now
>>28509076
you do realize that does way more harm than good right? just eat some fuckin' salads, really isn't that difficult
>>28507617
Did you stop drinking milk?
I've been trying this the past week but I just ate a couple bowls of cereal.
>>28509183
unsweetened almond milk has less calories than regular. what kind of cereal?
>>28509247
Nothing too sugarycapn crunch
>>28509299
well i guess you could certainly be doing a lot worse
Can't you people just stick to an irc chat or something?
>>28507617
>tfw lost like 50 pounds in 2 years because i dont eat as much anymore
>dat good feel when thighs don't rub together and blister anymore
>>28507617
I finally was able to suck myself off and directly inject cum into my mouth.
>>28509596
>irc chat
>internet relay chat chat
>>28507617
How did you stave away the temptationDess
>>28510533
*throws an atm machine at you*
>>28510576
Drank lots of water and when I had the urge to drink coke I didn't
I wanna kiss bandage on the tummy !
Lost 60lbs since janurary and learnt to cook :^) feels good to be skellymode
>>28511440
I want to make you kill yourself, you degenerate.
>>28512177
But I love you, I even touch myself thinking of you ! <3
>>28510596
>throws an ATM full of cash
>doesn't even take all the money out first and buy me a husky with it
