This is how you fix yourself, /r9k/
>>28506967
Did he actually do this?
>>28506992
newfag detected
fucking originalo commento familama
>>28506967
has eggman killed himself yet
>>28506967
I wish he would. The man would ascend to meme godhood if he did.
Why is he nearly bald in some pictures and has a full head of hair in others.
>>28507210
He combs it over like an old pathetic man in denial.
>>28506967
Who the fuck is that person on the right.
I see that stupid fucking face all the fucking time as someones steam avatar.
>walking freak
>shunned by mainstream society
>post on /r9k/ all day
>"tfw no bf :<<<<<"
>find chaser
>get fucked in the ass until you kill yourself
cheers but i'm fine
>>28507021
Didn't he end up getting a gf?
>>28507662
You're a degenerate freak shunned by society being an antisocial NEET. How's switching to a different flavor of degeneracy going to be any different?
>>28508122
I can fix this, I know it sounds laughable but I'm only 22 years old and still have my whole life ahead of me.
It's been a rough couple of years but I can do this
>>28508172
You're a good age to transition. You'll be happier as a girl.
>>28506967
>tfw too tall (5'11") and face and jaw are too wide to transition
FML. I just want to be small and qt.
Fuck off OP
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To the people who got butthurt, come on this shit is hilarious.
>>28508551
He's been making this same thread for months. Are you new?
How tall is eggman anyways?
>>28508586
Like 6'1. He's pretty tall. He's always making fun of manlets on instagram. Being tall is like his one good feature, probably why he had several gfs.
>>28508606
Being tall is a fucking nightmare if you're a robot. You always stick out like a sore thumb to normies.
>>28508621
Eggman is not a robot. Even before he got his current gf he said he had gfs and sex back in school.
>>28508236
Why are you trying to shove this shit down our throats?
You don't fucking care about us, are you just trying to justify your petty existence?
>>28506967
>tfw qt androgynous face
>look like a girl when I grow my hair out
>6 feet tall
JUST FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE UP SENPAI
>>28508796
Be my tall trans gf
>>28508569
Huh, I promise I'm not a new fag. I always see that qt filipino shitpost but this is the first for this one. Darn, just when I think things are good.
>>28508809
Don't think I'll ever be trans because of my height, just a femboy on moans
>>28508796
>>28508974
Just do it anyway.
Tall girls can still be cute.
>>28509073
But only .6% of girls are taller than 5'11
I would never pass.
>It's an eggman turns into a girl episode
>>28509158
We have many flavors of female Eggman available!!
>>28510223
holy shit dat bitch ugly af famigala
