Hey Bro I'm like here for the like job interview, bro!
My hobbies include like: Vans shoes and stuff,and like Bernie Sanders, like collecting vintage Duck Decoys, and like Bug Chasing.
>>28506517
That's a trump supporter
Nice meme
hey Daddy-O, I'm totes here for this interview thingy.
My Interests include: Anime, milk, Radical meme's, reddit, trapping, super glue, bernie sanders, and this newfangled thing called porchetta
Bug chasing is fun though. I used to keep pet beetles in jars all the time and now I get to take entomology next semester. Pretty excited tbqh
>>28506517
Why did you make these thread on two different boards? Same thread is on /pol/.
>>28506551
because im a semen hungry attention whore, and my parents hate me.
>>28506517
>Bug Chasing.
When can you start? There's nothing more refreshing to see then a budding young naturalist in this modern age of hubub.
>>28506548
yeah, i keep bugs in jars too
>>28506568
sure thing gramps let me give ya sum of my bug juice to sip on
>>28506585
>bug juice
I'm going to pretend you said purple drank
hey bossman i'm like here for the job interview or something? haha
sorry i'm late, man. i had a wild night last night haha you know how it is hahaha anyway I like weed and like.. fucking.. tattoos and shieet haha. hey you don't mind if I smoke in here, do ya? thanks bossman, you the man haha *winks while doing that tongue popping thing and pointing pretend pistols at you*
>>28506690
you've got spunk kiddo.
You are hired.
No let me suck ur dick so i can taste the spunk
Hey YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE!
I'm here for the Job Interview. Now stop staring at my breasts, you sick FUCKING WHITE MALE!
my hobbys and interests include: FUCKING WHITE MALES!
Hello fellow Millenials,
I am here for the Job Interview, sir.
This is a fantastic opportunity, and I thank you for it.
As a fellow Millennial my Hobbies include: Moby Dick, She ya laboof, curly mustaches, Kenan and peels, conyay east, hole foods, Pased blue ribbon beer, beastie boys and of course Kathy Parry
>>28506548
entomology is awesome, you're going to have a great time if you're a biologyfriend
>>28506859
Bug chasing in this context means he likes to have sex with homosexual men who are infected with HIV.
Hey my name is Lanz....ah...I mean Laverne, and this is my friend Shirley.
We are here at this Job Interview today hoping to work in your elementary school. We heard it's a pretty cool school, hehe!
>>28506964
teee heeeheeee
>>28506517
>My hobbies include like: Vans shoes
ayy muddafuggah, I be here fo' da free sheeit.
I gots chillunz to feed n' shieet, i used up muh' last dollahs on the amberlamps fo' phoor lil' roofus, that dum muddafugga shoodnt be fuggin round wit hoes n' shieeet, ya hear me.
wear r da free bennafitz at??
>Hi, um, I'm here for the interview?
My hobbies are fucking a white male, fucking a black male, punk music, being a #cuck, and being gay and loving black cock.
>>28507148
>punk music
anarchist folk punk
H-HELLO I'M HERE FOR THE HUSKIES YES I LIKE HUSKIES I WILL CUDDLE THEM ALL JUST GIVE ME A HUSKY PLEASE I WANT A HUSKY SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUSKY I NEED TO CUDDLE ONE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SCREAM JUST GIVE ME A HUSKY!!!!!!
HHHHHHUUUUUUUUSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28506856
>As a fellow Millennial my Hobbies include: Moby Dick, She ya laboof, curly mustaches, Kenan and peels, conyay east, hole foods, Pased blue ribbon beer, beastie boys and of course Kathy Parry
>>28507228
is husky a term for a type of guy
>>28507386
No, its a type of dog thats qt and I want one.
>>28506562
Well at least someone's being honest for once.
>>28507395
Are you into knots, anon
>>28506943
>talking to the person I (You)ed
>not the OP
who let you in?
>>28507395
I've had one and all they do is shed fur all day and they're fur isnt soft, you might want to get a mix breed.
>>28507406
Sure knots are pretty cool.
>>28507422
>I've had one and all they do is shed fur all day and they're fur isnt soft, you might want to get a mix breed.
>tfw no husky to shed fur all day and cuddle
>>28507422
Schnauzers are master race, literally a German breed
>>28507189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ&feature=youtu.be&t=15m2s
This is what turned me off of punk forever.
what testosterone?
It a good show the ponys are just the cover for it
I only irocianlly have autism
I get memes and make them
>>28507456
Why did cucks have to ruin punk
h-hello im here f-for the job int-interview. M-my name is Anon! Haha...
>reaches out sweaty sticky palm to shake hands with the interviewer
I h-have no job experience b-but i think that i can be a good asset to your organization
>>28507480
We will call you back if you get the job, we still have another candidate to meet with
>>28507432
Border collies are the best girl
Never regretted getting a border collie
>>28507228
I haven't seen you huskypost in a long time
>>28507499
>>28507480
Sup brah I'm here for the interview?
>>28507574
You've got the job, you sexy son of a bitch
>>28507514
I heard they're extremely active and require hourly walks
>>28507409
i responded to you, bitch. what tha fuck you gonna do about it? punk-ass bitch
>>28507514
desu I love all dogs.
>>28507536
Do you have a husky to give me anon?!
Elliot Rodger here, to grace you with my supreme interview. I'm sure you'll find that a gentleman such as myself will be an asset to your company.
>>28507629
I wish
>tfw no tomboy gf to raise a wanwan with
>>28507228
>tfw no wanwan
bloloxoxox
>>28507587
Sorry, forget how the average persons basica sacks of shit that sits all day.
>>28507673
Is it true though?
I'm just wondering
>>28507698
One walk a day just like anything dog..... use google not 4ch.....
>>28507476
Your not a real punk til you shoot your heroin.
>>28507710
Do you actually own a border collie? There's no way they can be like any other dog.
They're a working breed so there's no way it can just be a 20-30 min walk. Anyway I googled it and it said 1 hr run or so if you were curious
