>its another Chad vs Robot movie
>andchad wins
Every time.
>>28505842
Tony Stark is way more chad than Captain America.
He's a billionaire who fucks bitches nightly and parties all the time. Captain America looks like chad but spends all day sobbing over his oneitis from the 40s
>>28505842
Batman won.
That was a Chad v. Robot and the "robot" won.
DC is better anyways.
>>28505880
>>28505896
whats up with all the trips nowadays
tripfags into capeshit, what a surprise
>>28505842
>implying Cap wasn't the stubborn, unyielding ideologically bound robot
And if Peggy Carter was the real deal, he also committed an act of symbolic incest, which is fucking awesome.
>>28505880
>>28505896
Tony Stark is literally a robot
>>28505842
Instead of civil war it should be called Captain America and Iron Man have an argument
>>28505925
What's so bad about tripfags ?
>>28505842
>chad vs robot
underage nigger faggot they are both literally chad vs chad
pic related is true robot capekino with intense feels
X-Men is the only capeshit with actual robots.
>>28506011
No, he just wears a robot's skin.
>>28505842
>people don't remember captain America was a weak beta faggot before they gave him super-steroids
>>28505842
Forgetting that dr. Manhattan is the only true robot superhero. Shame on y'all.
>>28506415
They should have called Avengers 2 "Three day weekend of Ultron"
>>28506509
This, MoS is god-tier kino
And the Robot recruits a weeaboo with a MILF Aunt May. And the expression on Tony Starks face was all,"I approve of this manga you are living in senpai, damn!"
I'm looking foward to all the coming Peter Parker discovers puberty in his Aunts mouth comics...
>>28506717
this pretty much, they only gave it to him because he acted selflessly
>>28505842
>Iron Man
>robot
Dude is as Chad as they come.
Cap is more of a robot. He's a virgin and was bullied.
>punch punch punch
>"heh... your moma punch like that" (audience laughs)
>punch kick punch
>"so they call you ant man? ill crush you like an ANT!" (audience laughs)
fuck these modern marvel films
>>28507591
I don't remember those lines
>>28506011
You have absolutely no idea who or what Iron Man is, do you?
I'm really pissed off at Civil War.
[ACTUAL SPOILER]because no one actually fucking died.
>>28507756
ya I thought at least two of them were going to
>>28507656
I don't understand this image. but I did like batman vs superman better than this baby film where nobody gets hurt.
>>28507961
>nobody gets hurt.
that was your only criteria on whether its a good movie or not? What a simpleton.
>>28507961
War Machine got crippled, retard.
>>28507981
it wasn't funny or interesting or entertaining either.
>>28508014
hes just going to get robot legs so who cares really.
>>28508037
>it wasn't funny or interesting or entertaining either.
Moreso than BvS.
>hes just going to get robot legs so who cares really.
You can say the same about the "injuries" in BvS, Superman is just going to get revived so who cares really.
>>28507737
the man literally wears a suit of armor and is a robot
thats the joke, you fucking sperg
cap is a robot who lucked into some super drugs so he could live out his fantasies of beating up authoritative normies who won't listen to him
> That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it! My father made that shield!
>giving a shit about mundane normie matters
the lulz are gone
moot is gone
everyone and everything is gone
this is it, this is the bitter end
I said I'll be there, at the end
the pool was closed a long time ago
there's no going back
Goodbye
>>28505842
Kek, didn't look it that way
You may have a point; none the less, you don't realize they both have bits of Chad and Robot in them, qualities that make part of their Superhero personalities, and that there's no one more robot on the film that Vision
>>28508381
than Vision*
Damn, I need to go to sleep. Good night fellows
How is Cap a Chad? He himself said that still, there's nobody to talk to. He only gets attention because he's a hero and good looking. Nobody cares about him because of his personality (because he has none). He was a robot before and he remained a robot deep inside. Sure, he got "friends" who ditched him as soon as they could. The only real friend he had is Bucky and maybe that flying nigger guy.
>>28507756
Birxch What about T'chaka?
the shills have made /tv/ unbearable and now your posting here please fuck off this doesn't make me want to see civil war
>>28508445
>stop discussing movies on a movie board
shut the fuck up faggot
>>28509120
let's crack his stupid head open.
>>28505842
Stark wins the moral victory in the comic.
Captain America is as Chad as they come, he doesn't have to listen to the rules. He always does right, everyone is son his side.
Fuck cap and fuck bucky.. Superman is more human than Captain America.
The end is literally
>enjoy having no friends Tony you fuckface
A cripple, a loser and an android, Iron Mans team really sounds like Chad.
>>28510208
Tony's just a normie that wants big daddy government to take care of everything and tread on him.
Captain America is a R E A L A M E R I C A N
Cap is the Chad. I could practically hear the waterfalls out of the vagina of every woman in the theater when he was holding the helicopter.
>>28510258
Tony had shitty parents and developed an inferiority complex.
He basically spends his time working on his suits whilst Cap is hanging out with his buddies.
Tony wants to the government to intervene because he recognises that with great power comes great responsibility unlike Cap Chad who doesn't give a shit.
