>fembot contacts you
>she's a fucking fat
>>28505825
>he contacts fembots
>you stay with her anyway because you are that desperate
>>28505825
shes fat, youre probably ugly
match made in Heaven
>>28505825
you're on r9k, you're not allowed to have standards. you get what you're given, greasy robot.
>>28505825
>fembot contacts you
ITT: Things that never happened
>>28505825
If you look like your pic then you may have standards. If you are a gross grease stained neet manlet dicklet then maybe you should reconsider.
>>28506694
>>28506665
>>28506462
Im tall, 6/10, and work out. Fuck these fat slobs.
>>28506712
>6/10
you're on r9k, deduct 5 points.
>femobot is even a thing
oh wow
I'm so omega I don't even get contacted by "fembots"
Daily reminder that being tall and attractive doesn't fix serious mental issues
>>28506712
Are you a dicklet though? Do you have a job/money? Are you living at home? What do you consider tall? Are you white? Do you have a car?
>>28506727
That's not how it works, roastie.
>>28506766
7.4 inches
Have money
Have a car, 2.
6ft3
White
Next question
>>28506789
>7.4 inches
>Have money
>Have a car, 2.
>6ft3
>White
Nigga why are you even wallowing in this cesspit then?
>>28506789
>has 2 cars and money
>can't get laid
Well then, which part of your story is a lie?
>>28505825
What is a fembot, exactly? How can a female be anything like what's described as a robot here? She can get sex. By definition, fembots cannot exist.
We do have a lot of attentionwhores and their whiteknight orbiters, though.
>>28506789
So no job and you live at home? Now we are getting somewhere
>>28506811
Anti social
>>28506840
Nothing wrong with living at home while you've got close to 95 grand in your account :)
>>28506828
Im thinking it's pretty much all a lie. Like nigga who you tryna impress here.
>>28506858
Yes there is. You are a neet. It doesn't matter what's in the bank.
>>28506894
Whatever then, not fucking or talking to fat woman.
>being picky as a robot
Take what you can get or kys. Also, >>28506894
>>28506712
Whats your routine?
I am thinking about changing mine nowadays
after several times of something like this happening, ive come to the conclusion that if they weren't fat, they wouldn't be contacting randoms on 4chan anyway, because guys irl would like them.
kill yourself chad, hopefully cancer will do it for you
This thread is proof that you must, as a male, be tall, have money, have a car, house, job, and a big dick to get a non-fat average woman
But a woman just has to have a hole between her legs and not be fat to get pretty much any man
what's wrong with talking to a fat girl? you might get along as pals. it's nice to have female friends.. unless they're cunts, then it can get old really fucking quick.
What do you guys consider fat?
>>28507008
if their bmi is over 20
>>28506963
A thousand times this.
>>28507008
If a robot won't date you because you're a fat fuck.
>>28506963
yeep double standards i guess
>>28507008
fatter than mei'm fat
>>28507008
If you even bave to ask you're a fat fuck
>>28506789
>7.4 inch peen, has money, has a car, above 6 ft, white, tall, fit
>robot i.e. makes threads about muh struggles on r9k
pick 1 and only 1
>>28507061
Thanks for ruining my night faggot
Berry berry original
>>28506337
stop...
the pain is too much
fat chics need lovin' too.. or you dweebs can just stay virgins forever and act like you're too good for it, then make crybaby posts about how you'll never get laid and you can't figure out why.
i've fucked two fat chics.. it was ok.. not good or great, but not terrible. on the bright side, cuddling up with a fat chic is seriously the most physically comfortable experience ever, not even gonna lie.
>>28507105
Fuck up you fat roastie
>>28505825
>extension says "gif"
>its static
>>28507095
lose some weight and stop strangling your body you beached whale
>>28507105
>smelling bo and old cheese is fun
>>28507105
you're not gonna cry, are you?
>>28507105
>cuddling up with a fat chic is seriously the most physically comfortable experience ever
FUCK no it's not
>>28507105
beached whale spotted
>>28507134
Should I do that before or after chad finshes eating my pussy and taking me out to numm numm din din?
>>28507172
>chad
>fucking a whale
Pick one, tubby.
>>28507134
eh, not really.. i mean, i didn't eat the pussy and i was drunk with both so, maybe.
if a fat chic was clean and i knew her well enough i'd maybe give her a pity pussy eating if she was desperate. my fat chic friends don't seem to have a problem getting dick though, so it's never come up.
>>28507187
You pick one faggot! Either its easy for girls to get guys and robots are sooo lonely or fembots exist?
>>28507227
Pick one, fatass.
>>28507154
yeah, it actually is. do you realize how comfortable and soft fat flesh is? it's pretty great.. there's always a bright side. plus, let's be honest, you can really fuck a fat chic hard and you don't feel as bad about it. there's a few benefits to fat chics.. they're mostly fucked up, so you'd definitely appreciate them.
>>28507253
Fembots dont exsist cuz chsd gives us good dickens you fucking cuck
>>28507266
>>28507191
Go away, fatty. No one is falling for your tricks.
>>28507283
Your dad isn't a chad, tubby.
>>28507289
slightly chubby dude. does that upset you... are you triggered?
>>28507305
I love you. Lets just fuck and get it over with?
>>28507334
No one cares fatty
>>28505825
>tfw no kindly fat fembot gf to hold me in her tender embrace and love and care for me
>>28507348
you care=) you just had to let me know. have fun not getting your dick wet.
>>28507343
Eww go away you beached whale.
>>28507099
>that image
kek. turns out alexa has this huge nasty scar on her stomach. oh and ofc she is getting nailed by dancer chads from what i saw on instagram. garrett actually got a 5/10 gf from what i remember.
>>28507369
Fine suit yourself. Ill see you in my dreams bb. Ill always remember you fondly. Reeing you always.
>>28507401
Choke to death on a cheese cake in your dreams, whale.
>>28507450
I had a dream like that once. That's when I realized I had sleep apnea.
>>28507450
I rather choke on your cock. Im only a smooth 280. You can handle me baberoni
>>28507482
>280
Cant wait until you die of a heart attack
>>28507505
Would you sleep better knowing im not fat?
>>roasties
Origidig
>>28507008
chubby is fine but you're fat and disgusting if you have folds
>>28507482
>120kg
unless you are a 2m tall woman, you are fat as hell
landwhale tier most likely
>>28505825
I wish fat fembots would contact me, I think fat girls are cute.
>>28506865
You can always tell when someone is from /fit/ by how hard he tries to impress people on r nine fucking k
>>28506789
>7.4 inches
No you don't
>>28506462
Go fuck yourself, fat is self inflicted.
>>28506462
1) fat is selft inflicted
2)Being ugly doesn't mean you like ugly, he's better off alone if he is.
>meet girl on omegle text chat
>seems nice over text
>get her skype
>shes clapped
i felt bad about blocking her, but i did it anyway
>>28508880
>>shes clapped
Wats that
>>28505825
>fembot contacts you
>she's a fucking sugar
>>28509334
she was extremely ugly, and huge
>tfw I like skeleton girls
>tfw they all get body shamed into putting on weight
Auschwitz girls pls respond
>>28507099
the fact that someone made this pic makes me cringe more than the video itself
>>28505825
>fembot contacts me
>she's not a khhv
Fucking dropped and blocked
Fuck off whores
>>28507008
No woman should ever weigh over 120
>>28507105
>cuddling up with a fat chic is seriously the most physically comfortable experience ever
No, it really isn't.
They're so pudgy and too warm.
Nothing beats wrapping your arms around a petite qt
>>28507482
How in the fuck is anyone falling for this bait?
How do you people just have fembots contact you?
>>28505825
>yfw Fat and ethnic
I could at least have a normal fat girl to disparage and have as a guilty pleasure, but she has to be pure.
>>28505825
>fembot compliments you
>she is fat AND black
>>28510205
Why didn't you flip it and reverse it?
>>28510205
Can I have her please?
>>28509755
we are ligium
expect us (to be nice :-D)
>>28510228
i don't get it, is that some reference?
>>28510244
sure, i can't be attracted to obese or black women, both combined is literally the only two things that make me not want to fuck a female
>>28510266
We come from two different worlds.
I have the habit of walking both friend.
>contact """fembot"""
>she's aloof because she's talking to so many other guys
>she isn't even over 5/10 but is behaving like a fucking supermodel because she is fishing for orbiters in /r9k/ and they are jumping in the boat at her
>realize how stupid I was for thinking this was a good idea
>block her
Kill women
Kill women that pollute /r9k/ and call themselves fembot
>>28510330
>block her
>she's talking to so many other guys
Yeah, yes.
Reasonable.
But..
I mean?
kek.
>>28507398
links pls
originalio
>tfw don't even find girls attractive unless they are slightly fat
>tfw want a belly gf with a cute face but i'm a manlet with a small dick and i'm boring and they always stop talking to me
>can't even relate to other robots problems because they still have options, and are rejecting girls instead of being rejected
>>28507099
Alexa will never shake off Garret
>>28510376
Same situation here, it's just hopeless.
>>28510376
how manlet are you?
