What does it take to be called a robot /r9k/?
Take one for the team
Poor social life
Poor career prospects
Being uggo
>virgin
>basically no friends
>overall dont fit into society
Pretty much that
>>28505863
So people who are good looking but have the other two are cyborgs? I think this is the most balanced standard.
>>28506600
Yeah that sounds right. So many robots complain when good looking ppl are robots since they could just get a gf with their looks
>male
>socially retarded
>very little/no interaction with females
>NEET
You must meet at least 3 of these qualifications
>>28506701
I meet all 4. Do I win a prize?
>>28506750
you get to use this board knowing that you belong here
>>28506750
Congratulations you win Hopelessness and Despair!
>on /r9k/ 70% of their free time
>has been here at least a year (if not, they are a newfriend)
>posts at least once a week (if not, they are a lurker)
literally the only criteria
>>28506785
>>28506796
y-yay
>>28505814
To be a friendless KV, anybody else is a failed normie.
>>28505863
1/3
>>28505904
1/3
>>28506701
3/4
>>28506809
2/3
am i a real cyborg or no?
>>28506822
If you aren't a friendless KV you are a failed normie. Cyborg is a term made up by failed normies so that they can feel like they belong here, but if you're a "cyborg" you're really a failed normie and should get out.
