>when you fart on the toilet and you swear everyone in your house just heard it too.
So what, it's the toilet
it's the one place it's socially acceptable to rip ass
>not living alone
you don't know comfy
>living with other people
Lol who cares? Brpppppttttt
if they're not laughing they probably didnt hear it
nothin like a good echo goin on
power that shit out son
>select all images with farts
>that guy who grunts and moans in the stall next to you while shitting
>shit stinks like hell
>rips ass the entire time
I think I maybe have to take a shit like this once a year. What does you diet have to be like for this to happen regularly?
Wait what, you actually think they give a flying fuck if you fart when you use the toilet? I thought I was autistic but geez.
they poop and fart on the toilet too. they've had monstrous diarrhea. They've had farts so violently oppressive it's sickened them. They've, at least once in their life times, touched their butthole and smelled it. It's called being human, and it's disgusting. You're not the freak, they are.
>>28505182
>not running the faucet while you shit
>tfw have secret on campus toilet
always clean, no one every enters. My safe haven if I have to shit on campus
>>28505471
I just leave the fan running, but its not loud enough.
>>28505471
>not running the A/C and heater on at max at all times to keep the house at an even heat
>not running the shower while you sleep
>not having every electrical appliance on always
>not spitting your toothpaste into the toilet and flushing, twice
>not using a whole bottle of dish soap for one load of dishes
>not going and withdrawing several $20 bills to start a fire with in the winter
haha people on r9k sure are stupid lol
I have to share this story
>be Mexican
>department store
>hit the toilet to kiss
>all the sudden a mid age gringo rush in
>in the stall and makes all the possible noises while defecated
>cannot describe with words the smell
>for sure he was ill
>look at stall I can see long yellow nails and velcro sandals
Why do white people are the only one that uses those autistic footwear?
>>28505584
Running cold water for 10 minutes while you shit isn't going to devastate your water bill. moron.
>>28505636
*piss - this corrector..
Jesus, it happened 11 years ago and I still remember this experience, specially the unearthed smell
>>28505504
I do this and then listen to music on my phone while I play sudoku. Also I wait til no one's around because I've got crazy parcopresis.
>tfw you'll never be able to fart a big daddy moan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h06aFQAZhkU
>>28505636
Because they are /comfy/
>>28505689
why tf did I just watch that
>>28505694
Not as flip flops and are more suitable for bacteria accumulation since they're a bother to clean. All sandals or bare foot footware are supposed to be cleaNed regularly
>>28505481
I miss campus life. I remember having a secret toilet, and a secret study spot no one went to.
>>28505481
Sssssssss this feel
As well I had this toilet from administration offices was always clean
>>28505429
The average American diet of fast food and beer.
>>28505636
You have to go back.
You have to originally comment go back.
>>28505481
I was thinking about starting a website showing the best places to shit in my city, then I realized it would eventually ruin all my best shitting spits.
>>28505481
>mfw my fav spot got popular and whenever i needed to take a shit the bathroom was occupied or smelled like ass
>mfw its a meaty fart
>it's one of those farts that just gapes your asshole open, explosively revealing all the built up pressure inside
>so much wind-force you can actually feel the downdraft for a moment
>feel like a goddamn jet engine
Feels so fuggin gud. Am I a fag?
