you have 21 seconds to explain how you read r9k but arent a loser
Who do you think I am?
>>28504867
I think I'm what you guys call a normalfag. I'm married and I regularly read reddit. I am voting trump so I started reading /pol/ but then I ventured into /r9k/.
I'm fascinated by the autism of this board. Literally, pussy is everywhere for the taking. You guys are your own worst enemy.
>>28505498
Not everything is about pussy.
>>28505535
Nah man, I totally agree.
But just reading half the post here it's clear that these guys need to get laid, then they can move on to more meaningful life pursuits.
It is a catharsis.
I have friends
I dated several girls
Not a virgin
Some girls told me im good in bed, through i think they are lying.
Im tall
I study
Im average
Im here because below all of that in empty and insane.
>>28505498
Oh, easy half-off pussy, still warm at 30 cocks past noon. My favorite.
>>28505498
>im married
whats it like to like as a cuck
>>28505498
Explain how to get laid when I live with my parents, can't get a job and have no money or a car.
>>28505624
>it's clear that these guys need to get laid
what they need to accept is that masturbation is superior to sex and that nothing is more pathetic than whining about not having a whore to put your dick in
>>28504867
I'm from /pol/ and very attractive with a steady income and numerous sexual partners. My gf got me into browsing, mostly as a joke. 19seconds.
>>28505755
she sounds like a skank, post her tits you faggot
>aren't a loser
Well, I have a job... a part-time job. But at least I'm not a neet, right?
>>28505725
How old are you?
original stuff
>>28505716
How does it feel to have your wife taking black cock all the time?
>>28505781
No. She's traditional and near prudish compared to most other alternative 20-somethings. It's actually kind of refreshing.
>>28504867
I'm in /r9k/ at 1 in the morning, what do you think?
>>28505498
>pussy is everywhere for the taking
You shouldn't advertise your wife like that.
>>28505865
Oh I get it.
Because I said I was married. Great joke or something.
>>28505850
she can't be that prudish if she posts here, does she like bbc?
>>28505801
26. My parents literally took out credit in my name and destroyed my score and took the few thousand in savings out of my bank account. They threaten to much me out if I do anything about it too. My life is terrible beyond comprehension. I don't deny I am a loser. But it wasn't entirely my doing. Everytime I tried to help myself, my parents ruined what I did.
>>28505946
You could have a perfect credit score in 4 years if you cared starting with a secured credit card to rebuild. Literally not as big an issue that you are making it.
You are getting old. You need to move to a big city, which means saving enough money for two months rent in a studio apartment; preferably in New York and get a service industry job.
Are you fat?
>>28506137
Yeah...the closest city is nyc and again I cannot save because They literally go into my wallet and take my card out to charge things. And I haven't gotten a job because no one will even give me an interview. I'm a lonely fitfag
>>28506243
That's straight up fraud man. I don't even understand, sounds abusive. Close your accounts if you can't stop them?
You need to move out at all costs. Girls sleep with poorfags assuming they have their own place. That's priority #1.
Jokes on you I am
>>28504867
I don't I just came over here from /mu/ to make fun of you guys
>>28506340
They are abusive. I realized years ago. My dad lost his job and he outright refuses to work and any money I made in my minimum wage job they stole to pay the rent. Im trapped. Really genuinely trapped. If I hide my cards they tell me they will make me leave and be homeless and my dad is a prick and isn't bluffing. They took 8 months of savings from me in a matter of a week.
I am a loser, though
>you have 21 seconds to
this way to start a thread is so fucking stupid
why? you just want to be absolutely sure that none of the replies have any thoughtful content? slow typists' opinions are invalid?
i am a true cyborg
i feel at home here yet i dont belong
this is true for everywhere i find myself, always some awkward place in the middle
>>28504867
>still have a 4.0 after 4 terms of uni
>minimum wage job plus commission
>girl who is in love with me and i'm in love with her but i insist we aren't officially dating because she's a little immature for me
>pretty, take care of my skin, good body if I don't take off my shirt
>able to pass myself off as stoic in social situations, as opposed to autistic
how'd I do?
>>28507050
>wage cuck, unicuck, cuntcuck
>scared to be hisself, pretreds to not care
>fat
i don't buy swords at the flea market
>>28506418
>If I hide my cards they tell me they will make me leave and be homeless
Have you considered being homeless? With a situation as desperate as yours...you have to consider that what you're essentially paying for that roof (everything) might not be worth the roof, especially when you take your long-term prospects into consideration.
You're in the shit now, but every day you stay with them you're dragged further down. I won't pretend I know what your best options are, I've never had it that bad, but what I'm picking up from your posts is that you know your situation is dead-end, getting worse every day, and needs a drastic change right away.
>>28504867
Nobody can't be a loser, if you aren't a loser than you lose at losing. Thus you are a loser. Which makes you a winner, but then you aren't winning at losing which makes you a loser etc etc etc
>>28507331
>22 seconds
guess that makes you a lose-lose. maybe next time kid
i have never enjoyed rammstein
SOMEONE GET THE DOOR
>>28504867
>being so omega you think you belong here and this is your speshul secwet cwub house
