>Be me
>5
>Hanging out in teacher's room,me being her favorite kid and all
>looking back she was pretty hot,had this neat crucifix tattoo
>She has a deaf daughter,hangs out in class sometimes
>I find her appealing,she reads the same books as me
>Do a crash course on sign language to try and befriend her,mostly memorizing swears
>Go up to her after school is over
>Do a middle finger sign,point towards her,make two bunny ears and touch them,then do middle finger again
>trying to say 'I love you'
>She cries and runs to her mom,who sits down and talks to me
>mfw I told her:Go fuck yourself you fuck
>Never see her again
>Transfer years afterwards and never see teacher again
Fake and gay
Bonus points because its not even funny, kill yourself
why do you not put a space between your commas you autist
>>28504385
OP HERE
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GET THE FUCK..... OUT OF MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>be me at ice rink
>watching bro play hockey
>kids in stands running around and throwing a hat back and forth
>for some stupid fucking reason, I decide to get "involved"
>start walking down stands
>the hat that theyre playing with lands near me
>pick it up and inspect it, then toss it back on the ground and continue walking
>one kid gets triggered and yells at me
>ohshit
>decide to pretend not to hear and keep walking
>kid comes after me
>turn a corner and start looking at some award trophy case, pretending to be distracted
>kid catches up and starts yelling at me for touching his shit
>pretend not to hear and continue looking at case
>kid eventually leaves
Easily one of the most autistic things I've done, maybe THE most. It was so bizarre that the memory of it seems like a weird fever dream. Still have no clue why I did that.
Step up your game op
>oldest childhood friend comes back into town to hang out
>get dragged to his friends apartment to drink with people
>get uncomfortable so I start pacing the alcoholic of the group and end up doing about 12 shots within an hour
>black out super hard
>wake up the next morning in a totally different apartment than I started in
>huge cut on my forehead, rug burn on one side of my face, and covered in vomit
>find out my friends tossed me around all night because I wouldn't move and almost choked to death on my own vomit
>they took extensive photos of the entire thing
And that's why I drink alone.
>>28505102
do u wank alone now?
TOPKEK!!!!!
SOLO WANKER ALERT
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*CUMS* !
>>28505253
Underrated post.
Also, bloxxxzzz
