What would happen if I told my parents that I'm a pedophile? I'm getting tired of being accused of being a faggot.
My parents mock me about it all the time but it seems to not bother them for the most part
They would think you're a faggot pedophile.
I'm sure there are dumber ideas, I just haven't heard them.
>>28503941
They would probably think much worse of you. You're already a faggot in their eyes. A pedophile is rock fucking bottom.
>>28503941
Do NOT do this, most normies think pedos
belong in the grave
You should tell them you're something much worse than a pedophile, so when you reveal you were just trolling them and are actually a pedo, they feel some relief somehow.
I don't know what can be worse than a pedophile, though. A necrophile, maybe?
>>28503982
How did they find out though?
>>28503984
I will straight up commit a double murder suicide if they call me that!
>>28504004
You're not very creative then. I'm not shouting it in public, running down the street. They already are ashamed of me and hide me from family.
>>28503941
Oh yeah I should mention I never had to openly say I merely never denied it when confronted about it and instead answered in vague parable until it they just stopped asking
If you hate your parents, just do it. Then they will live in fear and shame forever. They will always be nervous when kids are at your house and will always worry that every call will be the police saying you raped a kid. Go for it lad
>>28504020
Oh come on now, they aren't going to kill me. Worst case I get a beating from dad and they stop visiting my apartment to make fun of me.
>>28504038
Any ideas?
>>28504063
Interesting strategy. Did you just not want to lie?
>>28504065
Not sure I hate them. They are just really frustrating and overbearing.
>>28504115
>Oh come on now, they aren't going to kill me. Worst case I get a beating from dad and they stop visiting my apartment to make fun of me.
They could call the police who come and steal all your electronics. They could tell your siblings, who tell Normiebook, and then vigilantes lynch you. This is a horrible idea.
>>28504058
They noticed I always watched shit like shake it up and victorious and that it was really easy for me to talk to and relate to kids then around 2012 they started inventing me to dinner at their house like a lot and mom would ask why I didn't have a gf since like 09 and all this mom shit. Dad would cough and say shit like "cause he's a pedo" in this like sing song voice and I would copy his tone and cadence and say "pretty much..." I dunno my dad is just cool for the lack of a better word. In short it's pretty foolish to think you can keep something like that from your parents, they know what's up
>>28504220
>they know what's up
You are scaring the fuck out of me here.
>>28504115
Yeah plus I just figured it was obvious given my previous relationships
>>28504220
>Dad would cough and say shit like "cause he's a pedo" in this like sing song voice
nothing good would come of it op
>>28504252
You can't help what you're attracted to but you can control your actions there are outlets for people in this situation just don't give anyone a reason to not trust you
>>28504183
And have the world know what a subhuman they raised? Nah, not likely they'll tell.
>>28504220
>shake it up and victorious
2old4me. They'd probably be fine with that, to be honest. I am significantly more degenerate.
>>28504342
I don't care about that, it's that my parents may know. How could I not kill myself it that's true?
>>28504286
My dad had a really dark sense of humor he's been breaking my balls my entire life I'm the same way with people I care about
>>28504378
They don't know unless you're flaunting it anon.
>>28504378
Why would it be so terrible? Would they really betray you? You're probably just being dramatic. When normies talk about how much they want to kill pedos, they are usually just trying to one-up each other.
>>28504348
Whatever floats your boat as long as you don't do anything illegal they'll adjust
>>28504378
Why? Some Asian disonabruh thing?
>>28503941
>he thinks being a pedophile is better than being gay
both are shit, but being a pedophile is still far worse you autistic piece of shit
do it if you want, you deserve whatever comes of it
>>28504378
A better question is why *would* you kill yourself if that's true?
>>28504483
Lel, stay butthurt, faggot.
>>28504407
B-but >>28504220 said
>it's pretty foolish to think you can keep something like that from your parents, they know what's up
Who can I believe?
>>28504441
It would be life destroying. I would instantly become a different person in everyone's eyes, someone who was only being nice and friendly so I could manipulate them. All my actions would be suspected of having ulterior motives. I would be so ashamed.
>>28504481
>>28504529
Nope. I've just worked really hard to escape a life of being white trash and tried to set a good example for the rest of my family. I was the first person to go to high school, much less college. Everything would be ruined.
>>28504547
How would they know? It's different than your mom suspecing your jerking off in your room as a teen. Unless you've given them a bunch reasons they're not going to think you're a pedo.
>>28504586
You're probably right. >>28504220 is just making me paranoid.
>>28504547
>It would be life destroying. I would instantly become a different person in everyone's eyes, someone who was only being nice and friendly so I could manipulate them. All my actions would be suspected of having ulterior motives. I would be so ashamed.
Look man if you care about other people's opinions *when those people would want you dead if they knew the truth* then I don't know what to tell you other than you're some kind of level 99 turbobeta. Other people are assholes, stop giving a shit what they think.
>>28504617
They're reasons for wanting me dead wouldn't be entirely unfounded or unjustified though.
>>28504657
You're devoting too much empathy to them. They (theoretically would) hate you, so you hate them back. Don't justify your own death you cuck.
>>28504657
>being this much of a cuck
I know you don't have a loli because Humbert Thundercock would just steal her. And you would deserve it.
>>28504685
>>28504700
How could I hate them? They only believe what the entire world is telling them. I'm frustrated with society, but I can't really find fault with the individuals in it.
>>28504731
>How could I hate them?
Self-preservation. A cornered dog barks and bites.
>>28503941
You wanna stick with being a faggot if you have to choose between the two (assuming now hidden gay pedophile option) at least that's in the realm of legality and you can get a sugar daddy to take care of your candyass
>>28504731
Are you fucking serious? It's like you want to be the martyr that blesses the people killing you. You ain't Jesus, cuck.
just tell them you need mental healthcare and you are afraid bad things will happen if you don't
>>28504785
Haha oh boy is this terrible advice.
DO NOT DO THIS, OP.
>>28504753
or the dog gives up and get ravaged until it reaches a never ending cycle of climax against its will which ultimately degrades it to a being only capable of seeking for sexual pleasure
>>28504753
Hate won't help that, a gun will.
>>28504784
That's- An interesting take, actually. I'll have to think about that.
>>28504781
Hell no I'm no queer and will never claim that. My asshole is exit only.
>>28504785
Worst advice ever. I don't need health care, especially because I'd end up on a list. Fuck that.
>>28504832
Furries are worse than pedos and faggots combined. Get the hell out.
>>28504220
>Dad would cough and say shit like "cause he's a pedo" in this like sing song voice and I would copy his tone and cadence and say "pretty much..."
>>28504843
just tell them you can't get pussy, maybe start a donation page to help a poor neckbeard starved of love get laid
>>28504700
>Humbert Thundercock
God damn it. I would've avoided this thread but that's too funny not to acknowledge. Nice one anon.
>>28504860
I actually fap to straight, yaoi shota, loli, furry, among a lot of other things indiscriminately.
IRL I only did girls but wouldn't mind to do a girly trap.
Tell them OP, it is better for monster like you to go to therapy or jail then rather you raping some loli, in your autistic fit
>>28504869
>"So son, why aren't you married yet? Is it because your a fag?"
>Alright, sit down mom and dad, I have a confession to make
>the truth is, that no matter how hard I try, I just can't... Get pussy
Could be an option.
>>28504882
I am pretty witty.
>tfw peado
Nah, not a peado, I blame anime and videogames for sexualizing children.
"She's not a little girl! She actually is a 900 years old demon" Yeah right, Japan.
>>28504547
He asked s girl I bought to dinner once if he could get her a high chair then he said high...errr chair it was quite awkward since all the chairs are exactly alike I remember he flushed hot feeling in my face
>>28504925
Fuck you normie, they may take me away in a body bag, but never in cuffs! And I haven't broken the law in years anyway, you presumptuous faggot.
>>28504972
He did that on purpose you know. You're dad is Chad and it is your duty as a robot to destroy him.
>>28504971
I've always thought anime might have something to do with it, since it combines sexual themes with childlike facial proportions.
>>28504971
Whatever you want to tell yourself friend~o, but you were drawn to those images for a reason, they weren't forced upon you.
>>28505004
No shit but still I love my dad
>>28505047
Euthanasia is an act of love.
>>28505004
>Oedipus
>modern urbanist autistic adaptation
>>28504700
Actually, Humbert was the cuck in that story and Quilty steals Lo from Humbert.
>>28505074
Humbert was also a piece of garbage who deserves it, and he killed people to get her probably, so it still fits. Also,Lolita dies in the prologue.
>>28505057
I'll be a wreck when my dad dies it's such a fucking shame that I'm his legacy. His entire generation juxtaposed to mine......what the fuck have we done to ourselves?
>>28504972
>be teenager
>family is visiting
>little cousin walks into room
>we start talking and playing vidya
>mom walks in unannounced
>looks around
>"Lets leave this door open, okay?"
Feels bad man
>>28505152
Well, we became pedophiles for starters. I do kinda feel bad about not giving them the grandchildren they want so much, but they were the ones who raised us. They could have done a better job.
>>28505223
>became pedophiles
I'm not sure that it works that way, Anon.
>>28505193
Hah mum did that once because her friends kids came over to swim and I was supposed to care for them while the parents did some PTA shit
She tells my kid nephew "take care of Stacy okay"
>tfw
>>28505193
>>28505592
do you guys have any precedence?
>>28505193
>>28505592
That shit is heartless. They could have at least been more tactful.
>>28505617
I didn't think I did, but my sister's boyfriend once let slip while drunk that there were rumors about me. I guess I let my eyes linger for too long one time or something. I don't really want to go around asking about it.
>>28505629
She could have been nicer, but there's a chance she just didn't want people to whisper about me.
>>28505617
No that's what made it sting but I can't blame her you hear about all this rape and kidnapping no one ever hears about the ones that just function , exist, and avoid kids
>>28505692
>>28505703
Was that the only time they acted like that?
>>28505759
No, it was just the first that I noticed. I was confused at the time and only realized when I was thinking about it in bed. I wasn't invited down when little kids were over before or after that, which I didn't realize until I was an adult. Also, I was playing with a girl once, and my dad came in and firmly told me that she was too old for playing with and she should be outside playing with the other kids. I did keep a journal at the time, so I wonder if anyone read it, or if it was something I did.
>>28505839
At least you were lucky enough to have lgf's
Also parents always read diaries.
>>28505890
I did Bateman style diary for a while when I was around 16.
>>28505890
That's true. They were just my cousins, but I would have probably killed myself if I hadn't had them.
I really, really hope they didn't read them. There was a lot of really angsty and pedo~y shit in there.
>>28505923
What did that entail? Fantasies of murder?
>>28505960
drawings, graphical ones, although I can't draw to save my life, and some edgy snowflake shit that I can't go back and read due to cringe
is it still pedophilia if i'm only attracted to one child and have not had similar feelings about any other child i've seen?
>>28505999
I think we all did some pretty cringy shit at that age. I tried drawing loli, incredibly shitty as well, but I ended up burning all that stuff and my old writings. Also had detailed plans on how to gain power and all the reforms I would do. It was a bunch of poorly-thought out trash, but I don't regret writing it.
>>28506025
I'd have to say that it depends a great deal. If it is a six year old, probably, if it is a thirteen year old who is ninety percent through puberty, probably not.
>>28506025
Doubt it. Please learn from the experience and be empathetic to pedos anyway though.
I once saw a baby that was the most beautiful thing ever. I didn't want to fuck it or feel aroused by it but it was so amazingly beautiful. A lot of babies are kind of ugly. It would be awesome to steal that baby and raise it as my own. :)
>>28506044
true
I remember drawing MLP shit in MS paint using a mouse and post it everywhere for praise.
At that whew, I was the greatest in my mind. But now I see more clearly, and boy it was cringy.
>>28506102
Every pedo deserves to be tortured to death. I will kill any of you I find. I will kill everyone itt.
>>28504220
>Dad would cough and say shit like "cause he's a pedo" in this like sing song voice and I would copy his tone and cadence and say "pretty much..."
what
>>28506138
Sure you will. Are you really >>28506025 though? You didn't make the IP counter go up, so I know you've already posted, but antis usually start foaming at the mouth and never shut up, so I think you're just trolling.
>>28506113
Babies a cute. I've never been degenerate enough to be attracted to any, but they do make me feel protective.
>>28506188
No I'm not him, he deserves to die. He's fucking sick
>>28506181
I can't explain it. It's a British thing. I'm not British though, I know what he means.
>>28506219
Why are you so hateful? None of have done anything wrong, you know.
>>28506238
You can't handle a real woman.
>>28506263
Never bothered to try, which is because I'm a pedo. I'm not a pedo because Stacy made fun of me. And is that really your reason to have such a personal hate? Because of a lack of woman skills? That's a pretty terrible reason to want to kill people.
>>28506304
Kids are pretty hot I am just shit posting. Tfw no gf
>>28504971
Take some responsibility for yourself you fucking tard.
>>28503941
I wish I could say I'm a fag or pedo but I'm not. My life would be so much easier if people could put me in a bucket instead of being "that creep".
>>28506491
That would just make you the creepy pedo or the creepy fag though. Normies would disdain you either way.
And being a pedo wouldn't make that easier either. More people would go from calling you "that creep" to "that monster".
Lately I've been going to swimming centres and kind of spying on lilbois. (Shirtless, in speedos etc.)
Haven't seen any kid dick in the changing rooms though. Just observing their wet, supple physiques in action is enough to give me a bone. I do wonder if I stare too often though.
>>28506542
Yeah I guess being pedo is a death sentence.
>>28506595
Boy lovers are gross. Unless your a grill. If you're a grill be my gf.
>>28506595
>he's a boy fucker
>>28503941
You need help. Go fuck yourself pervert.
>>28506595
>lilbois
>speedos
Your country should be nuked.
>>28506640
>he's a normie
>2017-1
How do y'all plan on getting lgf if you never leave your bedroom? I just want to french kiss a 10 year old is that too much to ask.
>>28506684
I won't delude myself into thinking that's possible.
>>28506619
Definitely not a girl.
Despite the hypocrisy it just seems so much worse if these actions were undertaking by a female.
Anyway, I doubt I'd ever do anything, at least not without prior consent. And a swimming centre is obviously not an appropriate venue. I also have a young nephew (who I wouldn't dream of touching or anything like that), in addition to a 17 year old admirer who's pretty understanding of the fact I like them younger... He wants my dick more than I do his, lmao.
>>28506635
>>28506706
You've only got one life, make it happen. The older you get the more difficult it will be.
>>28503941
Pedophiles don't exist
There's no such thing as a person who only desires children
You're fucked up. Seek help immediately
>>28506719
I'm fat and ugly, I'm scared of being outed, and I have some pretty strong moral reservations.
>>28506756
Fat people literally do deserve to die. Being fat is disgusting.
Also pedo anti-pedos deserve to die for being retarded faggots.
>>28506729
Idk m80, it sure feels like I'm a pedo, which is a definition made by psychologists, who you tell me to get help from, so why wouldn't you believe it exists?
>>28506824
I eat when I'm sad.
>>28506845
To be fair he didn't tell you to get help specifically from a psychologist. I'd certainly recommend against it since psychs are evil. Although I do know there are some pedo psychologists they'd never admit it to a patient.
>>28506874
>To be fair he didn't tell you to get help specifically from a psychologist.
I was giving him the benefit of the doubt that he wasn't one of the retards from Yahoo answers who think it's demon posession.
>Although I do know there are some pedo psychologists they'd never admit it to a patient.
I'd speculate there's a higher percentage there, actually. I entered college as a psych major hoping to learn about it and myself. Changed majors when I realized it was mostly a garbage field though.
/bump.
I don't want this thread to ever die.
The pedo community is strong, and we must stay united.
>>28507213
Get out FBI you won't trick me.
So what's your plans for life guys? Are you going to try to find some roastie, hope you can keep it up, and make some qts? Or are you going to just keep being a robot and die alone? I'm probably going to do the second one.
>>28507213
The pedo community is not strong. We are weak and fragmented, we hide in the dark and scatter like roaches when the light shines at us. How many of us would take a bit of suffering to spare everyone else? That's how we got to this position after all.
>>28507257
I guess I'll kill myself when I turn forty or so. I don't want to be the old man staring at little girls.
>>28507295
>How many of us would take a bit of suffering to spare everyone else? That's how we got to this position after all.
Sorry, could you elaborate on what you mean here anon?
I started looking at that shit when I was like 11. Thanks fucking limewire.
>>28507647
There is no solidarity. There is too much infighting and we all seem to hate each other when the topic drifts to ages we like and what is acceptable and what isn't. Further, (almost) none of us are going going to out ourselves to do any meaningful work to get people from stop wanting to kill us. I'm certainly not going to do it, and my life is prettying meaningless as it is. Would you do it? Probably not. Almost no one would, and I can't blame them. But that does just mean that our voices aren't heard, and no one is going to believe Anonymous, so politicians and charities are in complete control of the narrative, and can pretty much impose whatever they imagine onto us and have it stick.
>>28507697
I know that feel. I was 13 or 14. I did know what I was looking for though.
>>28507728
Thanks for your insights, anon. It makes a lot of sense to me, although I've never really engaged with the "community" overly much at all. I posted some fiction on here once, which resulted in swift removal and the imposition of a banning. Only like two of my friends are really aware of my ways, one seemingly doesn't care, and the other one does care - about me. It's kind of refreshing I guess.
>tfw hebe
>retarded normies pair you up with the sickos
fucking bullshit
>>28508996
Do you really think you are better than us because you like 13 year olds instead of 11 year olds. You're going to be in the same mass grave, faggot. We are the only friends you've got.
>>28509059
okay if you will be my friend i take it back...
>>28509059
13 year olds are already fertile women that can give birth to healthy as fuck babies, 11 year olds are kids and can die if they get pregnant at that age, you are a sicko
>>28509087
Too late.
>>28509107
That's not safe either. And you shouldn't fuck children anyway, you should love them and never do anything that could hurt them. There is nothing wrong with thinking about it though.
>>28509394
you are a fucking retard, 13 year olds were getting married and were giving birth multiple times for centuries before the industrial age and the prude twats from the UK decided that it was "bad" because muh conservative christianity
>>28509572
They weren't, actually. Girls got married and had children at puberty, which has been going down for years (thx modern artificial fertilizers, food surplus, and growth hormones), which was usually about 14 or 15.
>>28509572
Also, the Victorians were fine with having sex with ten year old prostitutes. It was the women's rights movement that raised the age of consent and marriage, not Christians, because they thought it was exploitative.
>>28504220
oh dude you're beyond saving. You don't let your father speak to you like that man tell him to shut the fuck up or you'll ram your nervous shaking robot fist down his anus.
I fought my dad one time because he thought he was being fucking cute and called me a faggot, I lost but you know what man, he doesn't shit talk me anymore
>>28509737
The only time I stood up to my dad, he beat my ass, then let his drunk friend beat me again afterwards.
>>28509737
Tfw my dad is bigger than me. I mean, I'm fitter and can lift more if only because my joints are not old. But he has like 20kg on me.
>>28508996
Tfw attracted to all ages. Obviously 13 year olds are the hottest usually, depends on the girl. But adults and younger children are both nice too.
Tfw not sure what to label myself.
Who needs labels anyway.
I don't know if it would be helpful if the public stopped calling men interested jn teens pedo. I don't know if I should care or not desu. The public is retarded on every issue, this isn't unique.
>>28509762
You need to kill your father.
>>28509801
Pedophilia doesn't need to be exclusive.
Why is liking boys so much worse than girls
>>28510617
because it's gay
ogrinale
>>28510519
>You need to kill your father.
I can't, I still need his money.
>>28504441
as long as you don't rape any children, i don't see a problem with it.
most of us only want to murder child molesters.
>>28510699
That's because you have a repressed desire to cuddle, kiss and caress a child, that is, you want to molest a child. You get angry at anyone willing to be open with themselves, with the desire that everyone has. Children are beautiful. You can't admit it because you've been trained to be disgusted by it, and it's your own desires that make you lash out in anger.
>>28503941
Do it slowly and subtly
I listen to Oingo Boingo "little girls" while sketching pictures of cute little girls in the living room. I think my dad is starting to pick up on it
Honestly, with me cutting my face and going to the ward I doubt he even cares that much
>>28510735
naw senpai. i had an adult dick shoved in me when i was seven by someone i trusted and it has since made me want to practice in the art of forced molester castration.
i don't care about people with pedo urges. or folks that fap to loli and shota. but if you diddle a child, that's when the wanting to murder thing happens.
>>28510699
Not really true. At least, most of the internet made it pretty clear that they want all pedos dead in creative ways regardless of what they've done.
>>28510749
Why are you doing that? Is there any good that could come of it?
>>28510759
You got raped so you want to ban everyone from making love to children, got it.
>>28503941
>I'm getting tired of being accused of being a faggot.
My olds thought I was gay for a fair while. Not living with anyone helps, also does lacking a social circle. Normalfags are simply incapable of comprehending what it is like to be a paedosexual/hebesexual and, look, it's just not worth the shit that can occur from letting people know in person.
I mean, I'm all for criticising Islam but I wouldn't ever recommend anyone go to Pakistan or Saudi Arabia, march into a large Mosque and starting up debates. Depending on how wide your social roots are spread, letting normalfags know about your sexuality can have a similar negative impact on your life.
>>28510783
>making love to children
You guys are so fucking deluded. Go see a doctor.
>>28510783
>making love to children
can you find me one recorded instance of a kid saying they actually, for real consented to adult dickings
>>28510798
What exactly is your reasoning here, anon? I see an empty appeal to authority. What would the doctor say?
>>28510805
>can you find me one recorded instance of a kid saying they actually, for real consented to adult dickings
Yes anon, posting that sort of thing on 4chan is a brilliant move. If you think kids only start enjoying the products of puberty when they hit 16 and 18 onwards, you're the delusional one here.
By the way, Cat Goddess is a perfect example but I'm sure you understand why that wouldn't be wise to go posting.
>>28510832
Fucking underage people is not paedophilia if they've hit puberty. Got no problem with that. It's those who sexualise the prepubescent who need institutionalising
>>28510864
>Fucking underage people is not paedophilia if they've hit puberty.
Girls commonly start hitting puberty from around ten years old in the west, which unless you are talking to a psychologist in a purely clinical fashion, that is considered "paedo" to everyone else in the world.
>It's those who sexualise the prepubescent who need institutionalising
Fucking why? What harm does it do?
>>28510775
Because I can't hold it in any longer
>>28510882
No harm unless they decide to act on their thoughts, in which case it does serious harm. Some psychological help might not be a bad idea to limit the damage done to society by child rapists
>>28510935
The psychological damage is done by scum bag police and psychologists colluding to ruin the child's relationship with their lover. The child is happy and has their favourite person taken away, not only that but they are told that what happened was horrible and bad and that they are somehow hurt or damaged. You people are evil and deserve to be hung.
It's not gay to be single. It's gay to fuck men though.
>>28510884
You're still going to have to hold it in for other people though.
I have to admit though, it would be really nice to come out to someone and not have them freak out and hate me.
>>28510864
not child molester murderer anon. i'd rather you didn't fuck chicks that hit puberty either. people should stay within their own age group until 25+ imo but i don't make rules for anyone but myself
>>28511532
>i'd rather you didn't fuck chicks that hit puberty either.
So, no one then?
