Can your dead family and friends watch you masturbate from heaven?
I actually have a small fear about this lingering in the back of my mind while fapping sometimes.
I'm sure they have something better to do
Gggghh
>>28502960
This is the single biggest reason why I hope there is no afterlife.
>>28502960
Yes, but I'm convinced they are proud of me. I have raised mindless, incessant masturbation to a true art form.
I'm grateful that they can finally see me excel.
>>28502960
yes, they fap to you fapping
>>28502990
I do too, always.
>tfw they would probably be really disappointed in my fetishes.
>tfw you've came to nothing but sissy porn, xchange, and this photo for the last year
I fucking hope not
Are there people working at the toilet factory or the garbage dump collecting and experimenting on my disposed cumrags?
>>28503099
What the fuck man, why?
Also, everyone masturbates, if you fap to normal shit you're in the green
>>28502960
>fapping furiously in bathroom
>mum died 3 years ago always wonder if shes watching but brush it off as bullshit (because it is)
>brothers median friend says she spoke with my mom and she thinks i'm ledepressed:( (that is how i know its fake) and shes worried about me
>mfw
i know its bullshit but still made my heart skip a beat
>>28503152
idk I've always gotten off to things that seem socially unacceptable or gross.
>tfw jerked off to the ugly girls 10x more than the attractive ones in high school
>>28503223
ugly girls are weirdly hot when you have a boner
>heaven
Fucking how
When you die your brain fucking stops working. How in the fuck would your dead family and friends even be able to recognize you (assuming they're in some sort of spirit form or whatever) when their memories/conception of you are no more than defuncy grey matter?
How will they be able to see you masturbate when their eyes no longer work? All their shit is literally recycled in the ecosystem (this has been happening throughout their entire lives except this time their form has completely broken down).
It isn't physically possible. Do dead ants watch alive ants building ant hills and collecting leaves? Why in the fuck would dying as a human be any different? Who started the myth that humans follow a different path when they die? This is so stupid.
>>28503404
*tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip*
>>28502960
>from heaven?
Heaven? I'm not sure watching me rub one out is that great.
Maybe more of a punishment like Hell perhaps. In which case they probably deserved it and it's not my problem.
>>28503471
>seen as sane and reasonable if you're a Christian
>seen as a turbo autist if you're atheist
why do autists even gravitate towards atheism in the first place?
Why are normies religious, but bots/the mentally abnormal not?
>>28503569
>why do autists even gravitate towards atheism in the first place?
Because they try to appear as smart as possible but end up looking fedorable.
>>28502960
>Can your dead family and friends watch you masturbate from heaven?
I thought about this recently. I hope not.
>>28503598
How do you explain me then?
I KNOW I'm an idiot but I think the god meme is a meme because it just seems to be so intuitively. The reason why I picked up atheism when I was 12 wasn't because I was trying to project an edgy image or what have you, but because it all seemed like bullshit.
The only "god" I believe in is the totality of the universe, that's the only thing that clicks for me. I don't know why I would apply common sense to building a house, taking my dog to the vet, solving a calculus problem, and beating a Shin Megami Tensei RPG, but then throw EVERYTHING ou tthe window when it comes to religion and just slurp up whatever mythos everyone else around me is subscribing to.
I'm athetist because not being one makes me feel like a phony-I can't fake believing in Jesus or the Zoroastrian fire god (not because I think it makes me look smart-I'm a FUCKING IDIOT LOSER).
>>28502960
Yes, but they are too busy doing cool stuff in the spirit world.
>>28502960
Only if you're catholic
>>28502960
>Dead family and friends
>Heaven
Pick one.
>>28502960
Gah, I hope so. This one is for you, sis.
>my dead family and friends
>in heaven
That's not what suicide gets you.
so they probably HAVE to watch me masturbate.
Kinda glad I'm not the only one desu.
