Moving Out
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Would any robots who have moved out of their parents house be willing to share some tips? A couple in the city have offered a room to me in their house, so I'll be moving in with them this weekend. This is the first time I'll be living without me parents and with roommates. The people I'm moving in with are normal people, so any tips on how to get along well with them as a robot?
don't complain during penis inspection.
>>28501540
They already did that, it went well.
>>28501435
>Finish college in a month
>If I want a job there is only city in my country so can only move there
>Look for apartments online
>MFW I see rent rates....
Value personal space
Be considerate at all times
Pick up after yourself, do your own dishes
Shower
Keep your room cleaned
Don't eat their food
Invest in head phones - Nobody wants to hear your music or vidya
>>28502370
this
also, no one is ever normal. they may seem normal but once you live with them you'll see the weird inner workings of their lives. just don't let them bang you unless you're cool with it.
>>28502370
this
aIso, no one is ever normal. they may seem normal but once you live with them you'll see the weird inner workings of their lives. just don't let them bang you unless you're cool with it.
>>28501435
if anyone eats your left over pizza behind your backdestroy them
even if they say they didn't do itdestroy them
the message will be heard
some one must bedestroyedfor this crime
>>28502370
Cool, thanks.
>>28502692
What do you mean by "bang" me?
>>28502796
i mean i get the feeling that they want you to move in so they can have some weird threesome with you
>>28502796
dont listen to him
you want them to bang you
sex is good
and if you dont want sexdestroy them
>>28502866
>thespoilered part
This.
alright, fucking hell.
no one is going to bang you, OP.
just follow these:
>>28502370
and you be good to go.
>>28502828
You think so? That would be weird. I didn't really get that vibe from them though. They just seemed like hippy stoner types.
>>28501435
jizz on everything you own and tell your housemates so they wont touch your stuff
and if they do touch your stuffjizz on themnow you own them
>>28502930
they so want to fuck you
they're gonna drop acid and fuck you
or drink ayhuasca and want to fuck you
or do some weird hippy shit, they're weird already
you're fucked OP
shouldn't have moved in with them, weird ass white people
>>28503080
I think I'll be okay, but thanks for the heads up.
>>28503138
if they don't fuck you then i will you hot slut
drool on my balls
>>28503199
I appreciate the offer, but I'm not gay. Really though, thanks.
>>28503319
im not gay either but i wish you were a girl
i wish everyone was a girl
i would cum so much
