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>that one kid that always showed up early to class because he had no one to talk to
>>28501253
>that one kid who would hang out in the library because he had no friends to sit with during lunch.
This was me my senior year.
life is pain.
Ah ah ah
That was me.
>>28501253
That was me on this one day I got there like 25 minutes too early.
>that kid who was always coated in dog hair
>>28501253
>not doing a couple laps around the school and taking a ridiculous circuitous routeyes, I know everyone could tell anywaywhy did we need 10 minutes to move between classes ;-(
>that one nerdy kid that even the special ed kids made fun of
>>28501253
>tfw I was that kid
No surprise why I'm here now.
>that one kid who always carried a book over their crotch to hide their erection in class
>that kid in band who thought he was jesus christ himself reincarnated because he barely managed to get first chair
>>28501339
>10 minutes
I only had four back in high school. Lucky faggot.
>that one androgynous kid covered in acne
>>28501253
Why would that make him come earlier?
>>28501275
Oh god this was me. It hurts.
>>28501253
Aw man my freshman year my parents always dropped me off like an hour before class starts because they had work so i used to just sit by my locker and draw shitty stick man comics.
that one kid...
>WHO DID NOT PRAISE KEK
Wouldn't the kid prefer to come late to minimize the time spent not talking to anyone?
>that one prematurely born kid with brain defects who tried to be apart of the group by doing terrible fake laughs at jokes he didn't get and ended up getting roasted everyday for it
>that autistic kid who would carry his books over his head
>>28501546
he has no one to fucking talk to anyway and the only thing has to do in the hallway is get his shit and go while all the chads and stacys make smalltalk
>>28501592
this was seriously me and I did it ironically you dick
>that kid who would just walk around during break to make it seem like he was going somewhere and was not an omega loner
that kid was me for a lot of middle/high school
>>28501275
>>28501339
>>28501382
You guys literally didn't even have one friendin school?
>>28501253
>tfw i overheard some teachers making fun of kids who did this in middle school
>while i was on my way to class early because i had no one to talk to
only died a little inside
>that one girl who stole some her her dad's medical weed and got caught for smoking it in the bathroom
>that one kid who talked with a bunch of people at school but wasn't actually friends with any of them and never even attended a single party throughout his whole high school career
>>28501662
Amateur.
The most effective way of escaping judgement was to hide in the bathroom. That way no one could see you being a loser.
>that one girl who lied about cutting herself and being an alcoholic
she also told my friend that she had a hair fetishshe was also a complete weeaboo
>that one kid who was a dickhead to everyone and was really big and scary so people acted like he was cool but outside of school he had no friends and didn't even realize it and still acted like he was the shit unironically
>>28501253
>that one kid that pooped his pants while squatting in weightlifting class.
>That kid with a mullet + rat tail combo and over-alls
>Would run to class with his arms thrown behind him and feet kicking up high
>5'0 (Probably)
>Pudgy
Dude made me feel like Chad in comparison. I'm not even from the south and this guys dressed like that
>>28501701
I tried to attend some parties and hang out with some of them outside of school, but for some reason I always lost the little bit of social ability I had when outside of school and it was supremely awkward.
>that jewish kid who got sent to juvy for selling weed
>mfw administration thought they caught the school's main drug dealer
>mfw there's still 3 other drug dealers that i know personally
>>28501427
i had crushes on like 3 or 4 different kids like this
>>28501762
>See a kid
>Looks completely normal
>Clean cut hair, well dressed
>Turns around
>Rat's tail
What the fuck?
>>28501253
I don't get this. Why would someone show up early to class because they had no one to talk to? If anything it makes more sense that these people would show up just on time or late.
I typically showed up 5-10 minutes early, then maybe talk to some of the people who were already there or ignore them if I felt like it.
that one kid named malachi who was 5 foot 1 in highschool and 300 pounds who would sit in the back of the class and mutter aramaic spells and curses
>>28501701
that was me, except i was the guy everyone roasted on
>>28501776
I didn't have issues socializing but I always acted like I had friends because I didn't want people to pity friend me, that shit is the worst. Well apparently that's how normal people get friends, so I ended up a loner outside of school and a "normal" kid inside school.
>>28501275
Lol faggot kill yourself
>>28501816
sounds like you went to school with satan or some shit. should've befriended him and got him to use his meme magic to kill all the normalscum.
>>28501801
Rat tails are a very clear giveaway that the guy is redneck white trash
>>28501675
do you not know where you are
>>28501816
Nearly every emo kid in my class chanted idiotic spells.
It was almost as cringey as the weebs
>>28501675
I actually had a few friends, I was just too autistic to know where people congregate between classes. And when I'd see large groups of people I just felt uncomfortable approaching. I always had people to sit with in lunch, so my experience wasn't too awful.
>>28501816
omg literally me
>>28501804
m8
The kids who DID have friends were in the lunch room/gymnasium/hallways hanging out with their friends.
The kids who didn't have friends didn't want to be sitting around all lonely, so they went to class.
>that kid that farted really loud in class and blamed it on the girl next to him.
>>28501611
When I went to high school, I always spent a lot of time looking busy, but doing nothing to kill time. Things like going to my locker and pretending to look for something, or writing fake notes down in this notebook I had, and then I'd take the longest route I could to class.
This usually ate up the 6 minutes we got in between classes pretty well.
>>28501830
Fuck this fucking feel.
>tfw my mom once asked me why i don't want to throw birthday parties
>tfw I told her (in our native language) that I had no friends
>tfw my sister thought that I just couldn't speak the language properly and told our mom that I meant all my friends were busy
>"right, anon?"
>"y-yeah..."
>that kid in the yearbook no one in the whole fucking school ever had even heard of
In my junior year there was this kid named phil in the yearbook that not even any of the fucking teachers knew. He must of transferred school for like one day and it happened to be picture day.
>>28501937
literally my high school experience
>that one street-shitter kid who would literally shit his pants, piss his pants, and purposefully fart out loud and laugh when people noticed it
he was literally an avatar of poopoopeepee
>>28501275
I hung out alone in the library so much that the librarian gave me a key so I can go in whenever she was out.
>>28501975
My school erased drop outs from pretty much existing. They completely removed everything about them including pictures and trophies
>>28501407
When your fist chair was a god and played in Carnegie Hall
>>28502078
Damn, that's awesome What instrument?
>Used to eat lunch alone in the woods cutting myself, masturbating, smoking cigars, and creep scoping normies who were visible from my hiding place.
>>28501721
This.
Lunch in the toilet stall every day.From primary / elementary through to the end of university.
>>28502092
I played and still do play the french horn
>>28502133
Damn that's pretty fucking awesome. How long have you been playing?
that one kid who was an utter failure at everything he tried at
>>28501253
That kid was me. I fucking hated high school.
>>28502127
>From primary / elementary through to the end of university.
That's pretty hardcore desu
>>28502161
hit me hard right in the feels because this was literally me
>>28501317
>that kid who keeps posting the least interesting jewtube """"""reviewer"""""" in the world with the worst gimmicks
>>28502140
I have been playing since freshman year. It has been 10 years
>>28502197
That's awesome. Glad you enjoy it!
>>28502161
I really wonder what it's like to be good at something
God it must be everything that I'm missing in life
>Those kids who were somehow more cringelord than you so they took all the bullying
I don't know how it was possible. Back in school I spouted memes (before memes were mainstream), grossly overweight, awful hair and skin, cycled between 4 different hoodies, and showered and shaved like twice a week tops. Yet there was still people worse than me
>>28502227
What did you play or still do play?
>>28502190
You'd think in university it'd be better, but where I went there was nowhere communal to sit down even if you wanted to, and I never eat publically.
Didn't help that there were some nasty rumours about me going around. No matter how old you get, it's the same.
>that one girl who was a massive whore and blew all the Chads on the football team in a day and then ended up transferring once the shame was too great
>>28502264
Been a trumpet player for almost 2 years now.
>that one kid who got shreked by the english teacher
At my school we had native English teachers come for a year. We had one guy from England and he said we could ask him anything. Everyone tried asking him the most embarassing and dumb questions. So I said "Are you gay?" expecting some laughs and he just said "Why, does your dad want a boyfriend?"
I never lived it down. Even the regular teacher was laughing. It spread around the whole school. When I did my conscription some guy there had heard about it and he was from a different city.
>>28502284
Like the one that says you're the mysterious potty house fester?
>>28502302
You got burned pretty good, but if man you must live in a boring country if that kind of shit can spread.
>>28502301
Funny that's what i played in middle school
>>28502301
Are you better at blowing now?
>>28502302
damn shit must be boring af where you live
>that one kid who shaked like a fucking chihuahua when he had to speak in front of the class
>>28502343
Nice. How did you like it?
>>28502363
You could say that... ;)
>>28502403
Public speech anxiety is much more common than you think.
The sooner it breaks you down the sooner you realize you need actually prepare your shit until you're comfortable with it.
>That one guy who went through 4 years without making a single friend, attending a single party, or achieving anything significant
>meanwhile his best friend went to a different school, got a rich, sexually submissive girlfriend, was the king of a shit ton of parties, became one of the biggest drug dealers in the area, dropped out and became a trap and sucked dick in the park for a living
He did more in those 4 years than I probably ever will in my whole life.
>>28502375
>>28502342
Rural Austria, plus it was the 90s.
Everyone knows everyone and we love talking about people's bad experiences. At least I wasn't the kid who tried to go on a shooting rampage (but knocked himself out trying to get "pumped up") or the one who went home early from a ski trip because he shat himself at breakfast.
>>28502429
Well i switched for a reason but i did enjoy it
>>28502452
Actually you just need to wing it, at least in school. Nobody cares about what you have to say anymore than you do when they're up there, so just go up there and put minimal effort in and finish it quickly.
>>28502477
Why'd you make the switch?
>>28502197
>>28502264
>>28502301
Bass clarinet here, my college just played at Carnegie this spring
>roomed with 2 french horn players
>he'd always go out with the qt horn girls to walk around NYC every night
>one night, knock on door
>open, it's the girls
>"is michael here?"
>michael comes and meets them
>walk back to bed
>"wanna come walk with us?"
>michael doesn't respond
>"wow okay then..."
>realize they were talking to me
>mfw
I spent that trip exploring NYC by myself because I was a freshman with no friends in the band.
>those twins who used to skip class to smoke weed out of a monster can under an overpass
My twin was basically my only friend throughout high school. Those were the good days.
>>28501253
>>28501275
>>28501662
>>28501721
These have all been me. All were relatively painful when they happened. Now I am peaceful and happy:)
>>28502311
Surprisingly nobody ever caught onto this ever, just had to be sure nobody ever saw you go in and you were fine.
Long story short, some girl I talked to once in one of my classes grew to despise me because she asked if I was a feminist and I told her that I wasn't - that was it, we never spoke again, but the atmosphere in the lecture theatre was decidedly hostile the next time I entered it, unbearably so actually and I was forced to take a year out to avoid the harassment and bullying that followed - I don't know the contents of what she said, but she had it in her mind that I was a cisgender male and some sort of threat to her, so probably something unsavoury about me being a rapist.The joke is on her because I was pursuing HRT at that time.
>>28501253
that kid was me...god fucking damn it.
>>28502494
Well I was switched because the marching band needed Mellophone players so I switched. I enjoyed it a lot so I naturally went to the French Horn.
>>28502458
>became a trap and sucked dick in the park for a living
lucky bastard
>>28502474
>crepuscular shitting incident
>that one retarded kid who would pull out hos huge cock and start whacking it on the edge of the desk
>>28502483
I don't think people should settle for mediocrity, once you do, it spreads everywhere in their life.
>>28502497
I had very little friends as well it was the worst when i first started playing because I was garbage
>>28502552
>tfw woodwind
>can't march DCI
>will never experience high school marching band ever again
>will never have the friends I made in that band ever again
Seriously the worst feel
>>28502591
most things in life aren't worth any effort at all.
>>28502610
I feel that feel almost every day anon
>>28502521
Shit anon, you need to be pale, wearing black, talkative.
You need the potential school shooter anti-bullying pack, even feminists won't fuck with you. By then, they would be stuck with you, and not the other way around.
>>28502631
Where would you have liked to march?
I'm a SCV fan but Blue Stars or Cavaliers are much closer
>>28501253
that was me, I used to just go from one class-room to the next
>>28502612
Tones of people aren't particularly good at anything in their entire life.
>that kid who was unofficially outcast from his group of elementary to middle school group of friends when moving into high school
>that kid who spent his entire HS career playing MUDs alone in the school library or hanging out at the local video game shop
>that kid who would wait outside school after the bell to try and integrate himself into his old friend's new cliques but never came close to succeeding
>>28502676
Is it shameful? Do you feel shame?
>>28502675
I really don't know anon anywhere would be fine as long as I could be marching
>That one kid who had a football nigger as his locker room partner and would get roasted by him every day
>>28502682
then they cock up everything by pretending they are good at anything while the people who ARE good at those things wish they'd just go away
>>28502568
It was disgusting.
The boy who tried to shoot up his school prepared all his gear (a shotgun, a handgun and about 500 cartridges) and laid it out on the kitchen table when his parents were at work. He then, apparently, jumped up and down getting excited about all the people he was going to kill, slipped over and had a cabinet fall on him. His dad came home and found him knocked out wearing a ski mask, his guns on the table and some edgy metal playing.
For reasons I don't understand he told his parents they were being robbed and then admitted to wanting to kill everyone at his school. Ended up in a mental hospital.
>>28501427
hnnnnnnng
I fell in love with my boyfriend bc he was like that
>>28502702
no unlike most robots, I have no deep longing for human interaction. I just made up a world in my head which was like an addition to the real world. I used to just stand by the locked door and go into a trance, and then I would stare into the eyes of all those who walked past_ i was the spoopy boy of my high-school
>>28502610
We had both clarinets and saxophones in my band?
>>28501411
>4 minutes
i had 0 minutes back in highschool!
lucky bastard :c
>>28502778
Everyone in r9k long deeply for human interaction, don't be silly.
>>28502780
This is for drum corp (basically "professional" marching band) and they only allow brass and percussion and I didn't have the time or money to learn a new instrument and join.
>>28502804
That is a pretty bad deal but I've never heard of those types of bands.
>>28502733
His incompetency really saved the day. Aren't you guys pretty rich in Austria, Why would he want to commit mass shooting?
>>28502798
I guess I'm not really on /r9k/ then.
>>28502818
you realize most school shooters come from pretty affluent backgrounds right?
>>28502837
I wouldn't say most, but you have to buy the guns right? School shooting is one thing, stealing gun is another.
>>28501427
>one
I can't even count how many we had at my school
>>28502653
I was most of those things, simply not talkative, though I was an eloquent speaker. It probably didn't help simply because in my country people aren't so fearful
To be honest, before I knew the extent to which her views coloured the perception of others, I had hoped that we could be [spoilers]friends[/spoilers]. I was 19 and desparate - I don't think outwardly so, but you doubtless know full-well how good these sorts of people are at exposing and shaming your vulnerabilities. I had never had a friend before. When I understood what had happened and that she actively avoided me, I was a bit more hurt than angry, even if that seems shameful to say.
>>28502862
rich kids who see a nice family life at home full of people who had great lives are going to react differently to segregation and bullying at school than poor kids who basically have the same lives at home. rich kids think they're owed something their parents got while poor kids just accept a shitty life as the only possible reality. plus like you said, guns aren't cheap
>>28501427
I'm still one and I'm 20, although it is largely because I'm on 2 immunosuppresants.
>>28502885
Fearful of school shootings, I should clarify. Stringent gun control here.
>>28502112
If I saw you in those woods by yourself self harming I would have raped you desu>implying you wouldn't have enjoyed it
>>28502885
She doesn't know any better anon, she has spent far too long in her sheltered little world. I hope you can overcome whatever is making you uncomfortable little by little.
>>28501662
I LIKE GOING ON WALKS THOUGH
>>28502905
Which bring me to question why don't bullied rich kid pay some poor kids with no future to shank their his bullies outside of school?
>>28503029
Ask a psychologist, anon. But I'm pretty sure revenge fantasies are more fulfilling to play out yourself, rather than have someone else do it.
>>28502816
Nah, it's really fucking cool if you liked marching band. The guys (all 16-23 yr olds) put in so much work into their shows and they're top notch musicians. Really cool shit.
>>28501407
>that one prodigy the whole band and director leaned on for bad ass solos
>we make it to state cause of him
>>28502973
Thank you very much anon, and for listening with a kind ear. It's a treacherous road, but I'm in a bit of a better situation now.
>>28503091
ever sucked a guys dick in the bathroom anon?
>>28503091
We are all in this together anon.
>>28501275
>>28501253
>>28501662
>>28501701
i should've ended it then...
>>28503055
It just seems not smart to me, because you die if you do it yourself. If you pay someone else to do it:
1) It's not expected, higher chance of success.
2) Less connection, less likely to lead back to you.
3) You help some kid in need of financial aid
>>28502818
Because he was just fucked up. Some people are.
We are rich and probably have the best standard of living in the world IMO but we also have some very deep social problems that we like to cover up.
It's why we're most known for kidnapping. Kidnapping is really popular here. I know of at least one Fritzl type case in my village(family imprisonment, no inbreeding) and it was only cleared up properly after a suicide.
But on the other hand its probably the most qt place on earth, so you put up with these things.
>that one kid who who wanted to shoot up the school because he hated everyone
>>28503176
>It just seems not smart to me
welcome to most of humanity, anon.
>>28503176
You are really underestimating the sort of mentality needed to stab someone for money.
Basically you either need to be insane or a professional killer. You could give some kid all the money you wanted, he isnt going to kill someone.
>that one kid who fucking died in a freak accident who you didn't know and everyone pretended to be sad
>>28503213
Or beat the person up badly.
>>28503181
Well, can't have all the good things, people will get jealous.
>That one down syndrome girl who always got special treatment during PE even though she was incompetent and kinda a bitch at times.
Survival of the fittest, motherfuckers. You don't get to swing at the ball 5 times in softball just because you're a retard.
>>28502127
I started my attendance on the second day of highschool, everyone knew each other already and had groups - I came from the countryside to the city my fashion sense and everything sucked
Nobody wanted to talk to me and I spent the first two weeks on recesses crying in the bathroom
Now I'm in Uni and it's no different
Like the 2d grills u share in the image I eat in the bathroomI have some EDs too
This thread makes me feel sad
>>28501275
Representing.
>>28503334
I had the instinct to pull a few transferred kids together into somewhat of a group. It was nice.
Then we've never talked to each other again after high school. Currently a social hermit.
>>28501339
> not befriending qt and walking across school during passing period to help her before a test and then showing up late to class and getting in trouble while smiling because qt smiled at me when i helped her prepare for the test that she had that she was worried about
> that kid with a giant backback who runs to each class
>>28503449
It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail.
>that kid who went to an empty classroom between lessons to sit in a corner to not be seen
> that kid who eats in the corner of the school next to the dumpster
that was me
not as bad as it sounds
dont have to walk for to throw trash away
>>28501830
>Well apparently that's how normal people get friends
Wait, really?
>>28503510
I offered to eat left-over for people that I seat together in elementary school.
They have some good stuff that make my mom's cuisine taste bland in comparison.
Until this day I still don't feel it was weird, they didn't complaint and I told them animals died for their lunch so we shouldn't waste.
>>28503517
of course not. normal people don't need pity friends
>>28503560
> those kids who acted like human seagulls and travel in flocks asking people if they can have a bite of their lunch
>>28503590
this sounds great
>>28503590
I'd like to see it IRL.
>>28503608
its annoying as shit
do you know what it feels like to walk out of the cafeteria on tendie day only to have a flock of these shitheads come and take them all from you
>>28502403
FUCK YOU
I HAD PANIC ATTACKS OVER SHIT LIKE THAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFzWzwtmmU
>that one kid who'd role play a knight in 5th gra de autistic enough not to notice his classmates laugh at him
tfw I only found out because when I was 19 I came across some former classmates from childhood and remember that - I do remember doing it with a ruler as sword but I thought it was a normal thing back then
>>28501253
I had two friends in HS.
One was a normie I had known for years. We became friends in like elementary school. Everyone loved the dude but he still hung out with m.
My other friend was an aspy sperg guy.
I always hoped I had either of them in my lunch. If not I had to sit with randoms. Which was uncomfortable or I had to go to the library.
They always got on my case about going there.
If I did manage to get to the library it was pretty comfy desu.
Any robots with a similar situation in hs?
>that one autistic kid who tried so hard to be part of a closely knit group of friends but was just annoying as hell
>>28503814
yes for awhile I sat at random during peak time where most normies just sit there talking and not eating eventually I learned to go earlier and spread thin layer of daily sauce in uniform manner on bench to ruin pants
>>28501816
Do all Malachis do that? There's an underclassmen who supposedly did shit like that all the time.
>>28502127
I never understood the stall lunch
How the hell could you eat with someone taking a shit next to you
I used to take lunch behind the old gym on some stairs
and watch pic related
>>28504081
By having completely no self-worth whatsoever, or having someone who will shove your lunch down your ass, make you shit it out, then make you eat it.
>>28504081
TFW a qt chola sat on the stairs across from me for 6 months and we never said one word to each other
>>28504216
You'll never dominate the staircase if you're passive like that.
>>28501253
>that kid who wolfed down lunch, went for a run and did workouts behind the school
>>28501253
I do this in uni most days. Mainly because the classes are empty at my uni and it gives me plenty of time to enjoy reading. Usually a good 15 minutes to a half hour all to myself.
I can always hang with my friends afterwards, but I try to get places early in case something weird comes up at the last minute. But then again, I'm an autistic piece of shit
>>28504216
>>28504294
100%
Original post is defiantly originated
>>28501253
Thanks for noticing me anon
>that one girl who brought her in-training service dog to class
I want to walk you around by that harness, Stephanie
No one is allowed to pet you, you're working
>that one kid who thinks hes a famous youtuber, walking around the school with a camera filming people and asking them to say "hi"
>that one kid who thought they were a ninja and would run around the school bouncing off of walls
>that one football chad who acted semi-gay throughout high school, constantly touching guys asses and sexually harassing beta males
>that one black kid in an all-white school who you had to make sure wasn't around if you were gonna say nigger
>that one girl who you really really wanted to date but for various reasons, or your own personal failures, you never got the chance
>that one kid who would always whine in class saying "OH NO IM GOING TO FAIL I CANT DO IT" and then would get a 98%
>that one kid who thought he was the shit because he got straight A's in low level classes
>that one kid who constantly made a show out of being "smart-but-lazy"
>that one kid who you thought might be a school-shooter one day but for some reason he really seemed to like you
>>28504642
imagine if you are walking a girl around like that and passengers just slap her buttcheeks, fondle her ass and pussy (assuming clean hands).
>>28504653
that's a lot of individual, you pay good attention to your ecosystem
>>28503760
iktf, anon. 6th grade for me.
We are kin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzUfjkdPq4
>>28504653
>>that one black kid in an all-white school who you had to make sure wasn't around if you were gonna say nigger
I was the black kid in an all white school. They did not give two fucks if I was around when they said nigger, and I got called one to my face frequently.
Still think about it a lot years later and hate myself for not having the balls to actually do something about it. Even if I got my ass kicked, it would have at least been something.
>>28504728
i knew almost everyone in my high school, it wasn't that large and i was pretty involved
>>28504827
sounds like fun, I only know a handful of people in my 2000 population HS
>>28503241
Cat looks like Ben Stein
>>28501253
>that one kid who showed up to school after stabbing his dad, then it turns out he escaped from the mental hospital, and after being caught again, killed himself
>>28501253
>all the fucking ugly asian bitches
>>28501675
>have a small but diverse smattering of "friends" from almost every demographic
>they all end up in different lunch periods
>almost every year
>>28503241
Yep I remember this. All the chads acted like they were best friends with kid to get retweets and shit.
>>28502194
>Eats bread
>xD review right guys
>>28501253
I was that kid. I always made sure to get to class before the end of lunch break because I hated walking through the hallways when the normies came pouring out of the classrooms
>>28505255
>lunch periods
my school had everyone eating lunch at the same time, but our lunch was only 30 minutes long
>>28501253
>literally me
I'm here 2 hours early, the cleaners aren't even here yet and the only reason I managed to get in is through a fire exit for construction workers.
>>28501253
>>28501275
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>>28501427
>>28502262
>>28502403
>>28503201
All this for me. But I miss HS, life only got worse after it
>That kid who hated gym class because he was so physically inept and would miss the most basic catches or throws.
>people felt so embarrassed for him that they didnt even laugh
>He would stand there silently and grit his teeththis was me
>that one girl that was beautiful who waved her hand at you occasionally
i'm ugly so i'm happy i didn't give myself hope
>that one kid that was literally years ahead of his peers and had disdain for plebs at such a young age
that was me
>that autistic maths genius (I don't mean being valedictorian or going to Harvard but genuine genius) who was completely unaware he was a genius and wanted to become a lorry driver
>that kid who made an edgy joke and got beat up at school for it
It's happening to me tomorrow.
Send help
>>28502127
Fuck, I thought I was the only one who did it in college too. I went to community college for a year and would eat in the stalls because the cafeteria was always full of normies and brown people. Now that I'm in big boy college I just bring everything back to my dorm
>>28506481
I think he's even smarter than you give him credit for.
>>28503091
Bit late but
How many pictures of girls sitting on toilets do you have
Can I have them?
>>28502722
>locker room partner
what the fuck?
>>28501253
every single friend I had in highschool disappeared within a year
>two people move away less than a year after I met them
>one got put in completely different classes and never met with him again
>only actual group of friends I had got completely destroyed when one's dad died and she dropped out of school, along with another one who dropped out, and the last went missing
>>28502458
I want to read this mans autobiography.
>>28501427
one good thing and one horrible thing
fuck me
>that one friendless girl who cried in class to get attention
>that one flamboyantly gay black kid
>that one autistic kid who talked to all the chads and stacies but was too autistic to know he wasn't wanted
>that stupid girl who read shitty books and had the stupidest ideas, and acted like hot shit because she started random debates in class
>that one girl who dyed her hair and would only talk about her vagina and period in class
>that one guy no one knew who killed himself for unknown reasons
>that chad who killed himself over stupid shit like his girlfriend breaking up with him
>that one godlike chad who was good looking, smart, and nice who got into Harvard and is now rich
>that one kid who didn't want to watch the movie with the rest of the class (even though there would be a test at the end) so heput in his headphones and took out a book until class endedcouldn't even block out the sound would glance up when a loud scene happened
This is me but a little backstories first, we have a loan scheme for school books so parents can save money, unfortunately the books themselves are pretty banged up after years of misuse
>spent some one my lunch breaks going though peoples bags and swaping decent books with my crappy ones
>used to do this infront of others and they'd just laugh it off
>never got in trouble even though I did this right outside the principle's office and teacher lounge
Also
>have a group of people who'd just talk to each other
>I'd say nothing but hang out with them regardless because didn't want my family to think I was a loser
>at one point they moved from their usual spot and I'd have to find them again
I was/am such a loser.
>that kid who was a skater and hung out with all the other skaters and eventually got suspended for beating up a black kid with his skateboard because he was bullying him
It was me
>the one girl who was allergic to sunlight
>the one down's syndrome girl four years below you who would run up to you on lunch breaks and shout things like "you're a girl", "im your girlfriend" and several different obscenities
>the one guy who came in once, and skipped school ever since
>the one guy who wrote awful "books" and was head-set on becoming an author, and nobody had the heart to tell him he wasnt very good
>birthday coming up
>that kid who to locked himself up the minute he gets home so he doesn't have to go to his own 'birthday party' consisting solely of his immediate family
>that kid was me and I still do this
>>28501253
>that kid that was always picked last in sport
>never got to touch the ball
>>28508318
>tfw picked last at soccer and football and never got to touch the ball either
I learned to not give a shit and just tried to purposely injure people the entire time (slide tackles, "accidental" tripping, hits from behind)
Fuck you Mark. You deserved that broken leg for trying to bully me you fat piece of shit
>that one kid who pretended his hands were people and would act out fighting, dancing, (and in later years), having sex.
>tfw that kid still does this year's later.
Why does the thumb not look like a head? ;_;
>>28501253
>that kid who would take the elevator to a small, squared, empty room in the boarding school during recess and after classes because his only friends started avoiding him and just sit there for hours
>>28502749
>women
>choosing their partner
>>28501636
You probably looked pretty retarded.
>>28501701
There's one guy like this in my College who wants to hang with me.
He's always bragging shit he didn't do and talking shit at everyone's backs (myself included).
I always tell him I'm busy when he wants to hang. Fucking fat backstabbing faggot piece of shit.
>>28501760
>weightlifting class
>kid
What?
>that kid whose mom made him tuck his shirt in and pull up his jeans above his belly button
Post yfw you'll never have to go to school ever again.
>>28509354
You didn't lift weights in high school? Damn, and I thought my school was poor.
>that one kid who wore suit and brought briefcase to school every single day throughout junior high, water combed hair
he was a kid for christ sake. wonder what he does now.
>that one girl who felt intellectual and enlightened because she read teenage romance fiction books
>>28509480
I don't know any school that does this. I've been to different schools in America and Europe and no school does this.
Also, I bet it's a myth, but supposedly people think kids aren't supposed to lift regularly or they'll stop growing.
>>28509501
He's the Demon Prosecutor of the Courtroom
>>28501675
Well, I had a lot in highschool, somehow. But in junior high, I had 1 by the time I got to the 8th grade (I thought I had a bunch in grade 7, but they saw I was a easy target, and started using me to look cool by bullying me and shit). This was before everyone had cellphones, so this 1 friend and I didn't get to hangout much (in totally different classes). I ate my lunch infornt of the library, then I learned we had a movie room. This was where all the losers went. I also went there to avoid people. At least I had movies.
The last 2 years of junior high were the worst. I started actively avoiding people and even now, when I'm much better at talking to people, I have trouble because of it.
But yeah, sometimes friends are hard to come by. Don't even get me started on girls. I always thought that I was the luckiest fucker alive when a girl talked to me in highschool, because in junior high, they'd only make fun of me. Still have a little trouble with talking to them.
>uni
>see a guy wearing literally pic related minus the weapons
>we have been best friends since that
I didn't believe my eyes when I saw an irl CIA
>>28501680
My teacher made fun of me and the losers in class after school (I had to stay behind to catch up), knowing full well I could hear her.
>>28501275
>during senior year only
get the fuck outta here normie, this was me every year throughout high school.
>>28501675
No even worse, I thought I had at least 1 or two friends.
>>28501253
>that one kid that always showed up early to class because he had no one to talk to
I'm at University and that's a lot of people. If a class starts at 1:15, people will start entering the lecture hall as soon as the previous lecture ends, i.e. 12:45.
It doesn't have to mean these people don't have any friends, it just means these people don't have any friends in a random University class with random students.
>>28501970
Your sister is the best anon. Make sure you treat her right. She was looking out for you.
>>28501275
>tfw the library opens 10 minutes after the bell
>tfw you have to eat alone for 10 minutes
>>28504822
Wow easy there nigger
>>28504822
Nigger
Orginal
>>28506558
Tell the joke
>that kid who was too autistic for the normal kids but too normal for the autistic kids
>>28501253
>that one kid who was a teachers pet and a honors student because he had no social life out of high school
honestly it wasn't all that bad because my English teacher was a fucking 9/10 in her mid twenties and my history teacher senior year
>That one normal kid who somehow ended up in the special ed class and got bullied by all the retards for being so out of place
>>28501478
My mom worked super early so we would come into town 2 hours before school started and sit at the local grocery store and eat donuts and do our homework.
>>28501253
>that one, popular kid who wore a fedora before the memes and everyone thought he looked cool.
>>28501411
Same. I remember senior year I would have to literally run from the pool all the way to the other side of the school so I could get to French class.
>>28502458
>sexually submissive girlfriend
>implying this is a good thing
>>28511652
yeah im sure a bunch of drooling retards made life a living hell for a normal dude
>>28508247
>the one guy who wrote awful "books" and was head-set on becoming an author, and nobody had the heart to tell him he wasnt very good
I was this
>that one kid that was late literally every day
no fucks given
>>28511792
Why of course it wouldn't seem that way to your pathetic nu-male ass, but it actually is a good thing. Cucks these days...
>>28501275
Junior and senior year senpai
>>28509240
what is this supposed to mean? they definitely do. men are the pursuers, women are the choosers.
>that one kid who joined the basketball team but was too autistic and had his shoes stolen
>then he got invited to be the film manager and videotape the games but got made fun of so he quit
>>28501339
I did this before the first class of the day, when I arrived early because I rode the bus while everyone else drove. I had a bug figure 8 path through the campus. I was worried people would notice if I did multiple laps so I would stop and take a nice long drink at each water fountain on the path to spend extra time.
>>28501253
>that one kid that called you stupid even though he was at the bottom of the pecking order
>>28509302
That's a scary dogger please do not post again.
