>Getting older
>Hairline starting to "mature"
>Start to notice everybody's hairlines around me
>Feel an intense jealousy when looking at older actors' surgically treated hairlines
>Feel a sense of claustrophobic inevitability when seeing most of the men my age have shit hairlines and many wear baseball caps at all times
I'll never be cute again! What do I do?
Get on fin. Worked for me
>>28501220
Has it affected your sex drive? Can you get hard? Ejaculate? Is it messing with you in any way?
>>28501271
Now I only get 75% as erect as I used to. Not that it's that big a deal since I'm not getting sex anyways.
>tfw more and more facial hair
The hair on the side of the mouth is the worse, looks crap.
>>28501150
>28
>drank green tea since I was 19, about on 6-8 cups a day
>never liked fast food
>self employed so in all the time away from the horrible orb in the sky
>no stress
>people think I am 21
I started balding at 16, consider yourself lucky. For me the first 5 years of it were horrendous but now I am sort of indifferent.
The worst thing about it is not going bald its how people always seems to mention it
>literally everyone in my family has perfect hair, no balding exists in my bloodline
>rampant alcoholism, depression, and schizophrenia
Can't win em all.
>>28501523
>Alcoholism
Just don't drink alcohol.
That's not even a real disease, just don't drink the alcohol.
Let's test this theory:
Select all of the options that are best when you find a bottle of alcohol on the table in front of you:
>Go fix a nice glass of milk
>Pop in a fun DVD and grab some light popcorn
>Guzzle down a a hot bottle of warm piss and kidney failure
>Eat a good helping of Salmon
>Post with your friends on /r9k/
>>28501464
Baldness seems to be higher on the list of personal adjectives than race, gender or weight when people describe you
>>28501457
green tea literally lowers testosterone
>>28501694
holy shit kill yourself normel
>>28501694
Again with the food analogies. Fuck off, Fatty McNorman. ROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28501788
>I have a serious disease it's called gamblingitis I just can't stop the gamblin'
>>28501793
god holy fuck you're sexy
take me in the boypussy senpai
>>28501814
Just don't drink it
What makes it so attractive?
Genetic oral fixation?
>>28501838
>just buzz that shit senpai
>>28501523
>alcoholism
I bet you think a chocoholic is a thing as well
>>28501457
>23
>people have been guessing I'm 30 for two years
I don't even correct them anymore, I'm starting to believe them
>keep pulling out clumps of hair strands
NOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>28501150
Time to go /skinhead/ OP. You can still look cool.
>>28502052
>>28501881
this kind of psuedo-broscience can only come from nofapper types. hello /fit/cucks.
tell me again about how depression is also a "meme"too.
>>28502204
Alright buddy, explain to me in your own words how there can be a disease that makes overrides your free will and makes you drink.
>>28501793
Get a haircut you stupid faggot. You look like an edgy teen.
>>28502204
ethanol is non addictive
If it was everyone would be an alcoholic
>>28502172
Only black guys look good like that.
Tall black guys.
Tall athletic black guys.
>>28502277
Suppose so.
Hard to prepare for the uncertain levels of JUST, though.
>>28502374
don't cut your hair pwease
you're qt and it turns me on
>>28501150
Could be a lot worse, OP. Your crown could be thinninglike mine
>>28502374
Don't listen to this faggot:
>>28502396
He's an overweight neckbeard who talks like a 5 year old girl on the internet. He also doesn't know what's best.
>>28502433
i'm an anorexic tranny though
>>28502125
>tfw people in public think my mom is my wife
I AM ONLY 21
FUCK
If surgically restored hairlines make you jealous, how do naturally conserved hairlines make you feel? Plenty of people like pic related take immaculate scalps to senility and the grave.
>>28502777
Him and that old guy from Boogie Nights
You could not see a millimeter into his dense jungle of hair
>>28501150
I feel you anon, I only just turned 20, and while I still have all of my hair, I'm definetly beginning to thin out up top.
