Who /drunk/ here
Drinking some cheap ass vodka at the moment what are you robots drinking tonight?
slamming a 6pack before work
>>28499996
Vodka and lemonade. Cheers!
>>28500042
Cheers anon, just finished my vodka and I hate it. I think theres like one beer left in my house but thats it and I'm not drunk enough.
>>28500019
What kind of work do you do anon? It must be pretty fun to work drunk back when I actually had a job i never did that but thought about it a lot.
>>28500329
Aw shit. Are you within walking distance of a gas station? Sometimes slightly drunk walks are nice especially when you're going to get more beer lol
cm gold rum
no glass, straight from the bottle
keep it classy
and 400mg codeine
>>28500548
Kind of, but i' lazy as fuck. Maybe when my roomate gets back i'll ask him to drive me to get some
>>28500580You shouldn't mix alcohol and codiene senpai. I ended up sleeping on the dog's bed at my friends dorm years ago doing that
>>28500580
>no glass, straight from the bottle
Same anon, drinking cheap ass vodka straight from the bottle.
Just drinking tea desu
yo
i made whiskey punch because of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH0CfZ9bE6w
it's completely delicious
me
I went out to a local pub with my Mom earlier tonight, she likes it when I take her out once in awhile.
>Mom talks about dentist she's been talking to on online dating
>First thing she talks about is his height, in fact she repeats herself about it
>tfw same height as Mom
Time to drink even more here at home
>>28500655
What kind of tea?
origami
>>28500602
but it feels good
>>28500622
ive only just gained the ability of chugging straight 40% booze. never tried before weirdly enough for some reason.
the first or 2nd chug is harrd, but then it goes down like water
having a cigarette after a ddecent chug is great
eyyyy switching between back and forth between pilseners and rum w coke right now
bene tryna sober up but i can't go without drinks so i figured fuck it let's have a good night yeah
>>28500955
Sounds like a good night family.
>>28499996
Cooking wine and natural ice.Kill me.
>>28501301
I would love to kill you, because you are actually the worst tripfag on this site. But unfortunately I'm behind a computer probably 1000's of miles form you.
just got off wagecucking and poured myself a double shot of fancy brandy, was a gift from my grandma. trying not to drink so much or so often because drinking is fucking horrible for you and im slowly starting to actually value my life and improve myself
>>28501301
cooking wine is not even good for cooking let alone drinking
betteer off with a 10$ bottle
>>28501343
Really. How so am I the worst? Because I didn't follow board culture very well? It's impossible to follow it because it's too ironic anyway. I don't care that you worship your ironic ritual of reposts. Also, can't you filter me faglord?
>>28501477
>Because I didn't follow board culture very well?
No it's because you are the worst human being that's ever been born.
>>28501474
>needing an up to date ID
and
>my father buys the cheap beer
>>28501599
I'll take that as a complement, knowing how inhumane most humans are.
>tfw broke as fuck and can only get shitty malt liquor to get wasted this week
>>28501632
your ugly hair ruined my long hair thread yesterday, tripfag
>>28501632
>I'll take that as a complement, knowing how inhumane most humans are.
Good one, you just earned a brownie point.
>>28501672
My hair is the only thing women have ever comlemented me on, aside from talking a shade to precicely. And yes maybe women say the opposite of what they're thinking sometimes, but some like it I think. Sorry that I contributed Famicom.
>>28501683
K.
>>28501739
they complimented you on your hair so you might not kill them when you go on a killing spree
>>28501781
Even when people hate my hair it's still fun in the end. One time some rednecks at school, the teacher as well, would call me Chichichichichichia. And he'd offer me money to get my hair cut. Fun times aside from the staples thown at my hair. Point is it's the only cool nickname I've got. :3
>>28501242
it would be but i can't seem to down drinks as fast as i used to
i can't get dr unk fast enough anymore and it's a genuine bother
>>28502225
Stick to the hard stuff. Forget the pilsner. You'll get loaded senpai
Cant drink plain vodka straight. I used to get sick and hurt a lot as a child so the smell of rubbing alcohol makes me insta vomit
>>28502758
Aww senpai. Whiskey numbs the pain.
>>28499996
Got some orion beer eating it with ramen feels good lads
>>28499996
>>28500329
>>28502758
Mix that shit with orange juice
75/25 oj to vodka is a good start, with experience you can get down to 50/50 and pretend you're not even drinking (tastewise)
I am not joking, get a water bottle, fill it 1/4 with vodka, 3/4 with orange juice. Chug it.
I used to drop a 3oz shot of Spyrytus(?) before I started a session of dnd. As DM, nonetheless. I think that shit was like 70%, straight. Good times, I guess I could add a song and visual to complete the multimedia transmission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHw6oBk5rKk
>>28501644
Even the cheapest, blandest, vodka is about 15$ for about half a gal
Got a big ass asahi and some sake I'm about to down
Last time I'll drink for a while so may as well enjoy it.
>>28502962
Nice senpai. Enjoy it. Think of me when you fap later
>>28502962
Mah nigga asahi is great
Kampai
>>28502962
"I will never drink again"
I wonder how many times this precise statement (or even generalized sentiment) has been uttered, out loud, through vocal cords, to others, in various languages, across all cultures, over the last 2000 years
And what the adherence rate was
im drinking black velvet whiskey im about half done with the bottle
i was playing unreal tournament and i went from 1st place every game to like 4th or something so i started playing the retard normie meme game league of legends and owned everyone every game and it was too dumb and easy idk i was gonna play other shit but my internet friend is gone now so i might play some single player i might get back to pathologic or play a platformer or something or keep trying to beat touhou 6
i was at least a little productive today but depression sank in and i felt so shitty i didnt want to do anything at all so i went to the bottle. im working on making a hoverboot neomediaveal retrofuturistic football game its kinda fun so far but its just mad jenk man
it of course made me feel better... mmm booze.
i really wish i had some fucking opiates or acid though
in "successful" but im so lonely and depressed that i just wish i had huge levels of drug access. all i got right now is booze. but booze is at least a really strong drug desu. but holy fuck i really want heroin again. goddamn
>>28500360
>It must be pretty fun
it's sufferable.
>>28503076
o-ok
>>28503128
I didn't say I was quitting I just said I was taking a break after this binge
>>28503093
Kampai famalam
>>28499996
I just finished my second vodka seven, tonight is going to be a good night
I dont really understand why do i drink vodka so much even through i hate it.
Its like hatefucking. I just cant stop.
drinkin guinness foreign extra 7.5%
just gonna crack open number 5
gave up vodka in the past few months, would have killed myself with it otherwise.
Finished all my orion now drinkiny soju should i call my japanese ex gf and talk mad shit???
drinking pints of guinness alone
>tfw crippling loneliness and spiritual paralysis
>>28499996
The last time I got drunk, I stole a bunch of vodka from my dad's kitchen, danced to Hare Hare Yukai (headphones on) in my sister's (empty) room, then passed out. It was just after HS graduation 3 years ago, and it was the last time I was happy.
tequila boyyyyyys
i love you guys
i havent talked to a girl in 2 years
fuvk
>>28505837
my friend who is a girl texted me tonight a few minutes ago
we get along really well but there is no mutual attraction. she is the only person who never fucks me over and i like her a lot for that, and she makes me good cookies.
>>28503954
vodka is probably my favorite liquor because.... idk dude its just cool as fuck. u ever have russian standard? i like it a lot. gonna buy some and make some botscht again. that was a good time in my life. loads of dill and sour cream.
>>28504384
y do u hate her dude
>>28504954
guiness is good but id i have more than like one beer i shit my guts out the next day. for some reason a whole bottle of liquor is fine though
>>28504005
liquor is love
>>28502758
whatever dude can you drink like whiskey or some other liquor or w/e? liquor is byt far the best alcohol.
>>28500899
im almost done with this fifth of whiskey im about to take a walk abd have a cig or two
started drinking rum recently
rum and dr pepper is a nice mix
Shitty bourbon mixed with coke.
About to go out with a friend to dinner.
>>28506260
>friend
>dinner
whatever normie
>>28506272
I'm going to a party tomorrow as well.
