>have sex with 16 year old today
>faint scent of sweat
>not completely shaven
>doesn't want to do anything besides missionary
>talks endlessly about high school
>cant walk outside with her without feeling ashamed
I think I made a mistake
>>28499387
sex doesn't equal adult, if you expected more from a 16 year old you're dumb
>tfw no 16 year old gf
>>28499387
Welcome to reality, manchild
>>28499387
you're a better man than me
>>28499387
Teenage girls are a mess. Do whatever with that info broski.
>be in high school
>realize "teen love" thing, I want in
>get qt gf, literally 9/10
>hang out with her at her place
>she wears daisy duke short shorts
>we make out, she gets on top of me
>she hasn't shaven her legs in like two weeks
>the stubble actually fucking hurt
and thats when i realized it was a meme
>>28499387
>having sex with a female.
I've found your mistake, OP. All women will inevitably become manipulative harpies how steamroll all you hopes and dreams.
Go MGTOW, before its too late.
>>28499387
>not being attracted to a girl's scent
>caring about girl not being completely shaven
>ashamed due to societal convention
what more could you expect from a worthless beta robot?
>>28499387
>>doesn't want to do anything besides missionary
>giving her the choice
>>28499387
How the fuck did you convince a 16 year old to have sex with you.
>>28499387
>cant walk outside with her without feeling ashamed
that goes for any woman. If she wants to go outdoors with you, tell her you enjoyed her vagina but it's time for her to leave.
>me at around 21
>working as some shitty supervisor for a Internet/Gaming caffee type thing
>girls coming in start digging me strictly cause I'm in a position of power
>other girls start digging me cause other girls dig me
>16 yo gets touchy feely for a few days and we end up watching a movie at my place
>she asks me if I fucked X because she said I fucked her
>"wtf no? did she really say that"
>"yeah"
>realize she's into me only cause other girls are
>want to kiss her but her breath stinks
>do nothing take her home
>she literally stalks me for the next week or two ringing the doorbell and asking me out and shit
>finally break down and ask what the fuck she wants from me
>storms off mad and we never speak again
fuck. teenage. girls
>>28499490
This is the dream tbhtbhtbh
>>28499683
>passed up 16 year old pussy cause her breath stinks
Wtf was gum not invented yet? You dumb nigger you could have achieved greatness.
>>28499683
>want to kiss her but her breath stinks
cucked by the mercilessness of reality
>>28499677
Says the wizard.
Get the fuck out of here with your wannabe redpill stuff, dude.
>>28499641
I'm hygienic and shave, why shouldn't I expect the same of the partner I have sex with.
>>28499676
>go to a party
>oops, turns out everybody is 16 here
>ask a cigarette to a blonde young looking girl
>talk with her and get her number
>ask her to come to my appartment next week
>talk her in to cheating on her bf and have sex with me
>>28499683
>>girls coming in start digging me strictly cause I'm in a position of power
>>other girls start digging me cause other girls dig me
Sums it up right there, top laff
