Ideal GF thread
I'll start
>schizophrenic or schizotypal
>likes video games
>interested in the world around them (art, philosophy, or really any kind of intellectual pursuit or craft, doesn't matter which)
>does not need a pretty face, but should be willing to go to the gym with me
>ideally a big butt, wide hips
>no huge areolas
>laughs at my shitty jokes
I pretty much fit all of this butI hate meeting people
>>28499256
wow bro I have a girl that matches that description pretty fucking well.
She's annoying as shit but I keep coming back. The pussy is crazy.
Why would you want this? Mentally ill chicks suck
Pic related, but it'll never happen.also I wouldn't date a 3D girl as they're all manipulative whores
>>28499314
Because I have schizophrenia and I want someone I relate to. I'm high functioning, I'm in my second year of college, I live on my own, and I am muscular from the gym but I have zero friends and I am extremely weird and lonely.
>>28499292
I hate meeting new people too. I never know what to say, I just sit and stare and answer with one word until peopel get bored of me.
you don't want a partner with schizophrenia.
>>28499469
I am schizophrenic and many of my family members were.
I know exactly what I am getting into. I'd be better off with a schizophrenic girlfriend than a normal one.
>want's to be a wife with children
>educated, loving, thoughtful, puts the family first
>enjoys staying indoors and watching old movies with me
>would enjoy reading literature (bonus points for sci-fi)
>Spanish/white
>has good relations with her family
the worst part is that I found someone like this but it was never gonna work outshe's a nationalist socialist and am a mixed race dude, she also lived in Chile and I don't think a LDR would have worked.
>>28499256
> small tits
> dresses tastefully goth
> pale skin
> likes vidya, tv shows and reading
> up for (extreme) sports from time to time
> social and talkative
> no mental illnesses
> likes pets of all kinds
The part about looks isn't actually that important, just a plus.
>>28499256
>fat
>leaking milk
That's it.
...I have issues.
I never really thought about what my ideal girlfriend would be like.
>loves Monster Hunter and Smash Bros, doesn't even have to be good at either but bonus points for being in my league
>is a Nintendrone
>shares similar music tastes (Feed Me, Discovery Daft Punk, Tourist, Eurobeat, Mystery Skulls, Nujabes)
>dislikes people in general
>dislikes/hates the sun/daytime
>dislikes/hates summer
>dislikes/hates warm climates
>is very tidy and cleans up after herself
>eats healthy
>doesn't smoke or drink>is black
>>28499292
Meeting people under the goal of pursuing romance is shit anyway, don't do it.
>>28499546
What does natsoc have to do with racial issues? I think you meant to say she's a racist.
>>28499256
My ideal gf is a female who is into males
>>28499769
That's not what ideal means, Anon.
Your ideal meal isn't food.
>>28499256
>petite
>flat-chested, small butt
>interested in the world around them like you said
>will produce stupid jokes, and will laugh at stupid jokes
>either mentally stable or slightly unstable, nothing serious but a little craziness can be cute
>a little bit eccentric
>loves dogs
>white
>for some reason, a weird voice? all the girls i've liked had slightly abnormal voices, either a bit boyish or a bit nasal
>likes to go to parties, but classy parties, like me. no drugs or alcohol or promiscuity
penis doesn't bother me, but if she has one, then she has to be really feminine and cute
>>28499887
Oh, so you're just gay and looking for a boyfriend
Should have just said that
>you are fat ugly and lumpy chubby with an ugly face and you will never be an ideal gf
Oh well, at least my dog thinks I'm an ideal owner.
>>28500011
How is the booty.
All I need in an ideal gf is a fine ass.
My ideal gf would be attractive (obviously), at least a foot shorter than me, sexually submissive, medium to long dark hair, likes video games, is a movie buff, into extreme sadomasochism, and has the same music taste as me
>shorter than 5'8
>pale
>black hair
>not pleb music taste
>has patrician movie taste or open to it
>thin to chubby
>not dominant
>cute
i'm not hopeful
>>28499989
Well no I'd prefer a girl, but I'm not in it for sex so a boy would be fine too - that's what I'm saying
Aly
Ideal gf: Any girl that would date me :'(
>>28499256
I have to add black hair and big eyes to this. Not necessary because face is less important to me than body, but I like wide eyes and black hair a lot.
Well here goes nothing,
>"qt not sexy"
>willing to just get up and go
>active but able to relax
>cuddler
>motherly and caring
>some sass and sarcasm
>smart, preferably equal or smarter than me
>likes to keep clean but not obsessive
>playful
>not a feminist
>able to think logically rather than just emotionally
>accountable and responsible
>expects me to live to the standard she does
>willing to live to the standard I live
>respects my interests and hobbies
>talks about issues instead of playing gamesto be honest any girl would be nice
>Everyone in thread wants a gf that does more than just play video games...
I would die for a girl that is into gaming...
>artsy
>slightly old fashioned views on dating,actually enjoys the homemaker concept
>interested in learning and someone I can have "deep" conversations with
>no drugs. Not a big drinker either~
>sentimental religiosity is very cute to me
>laid back and easy attitude to sex; easy, but mostly vanilla would be preferable
>healthy
>borderline clingy; close physical association
My gf.
Beyond that here's a series of traits she mostly aligns with.
>Taller than me or shorter than me, difference is important.
>Dominant sexuallity
>Intelligent
>Kind
>Mothering nature
>Light coloured eyes
>Wants kids
>White preferably
>High sex drive
>Wants me
>long hair
>>28499256
>Pretty, doesn't need to be gorgeous
>Doesn't mind me playing videogames
>Will camp and hike with me
>Will push me to try new things and better myself
>A little more on the introverted side
>Smart
>Conservative
>Either a non-serious Christian or an agnostic-atheist
>Virgin, obv
>I'm an ex Chad who's tired of meaningless relationships
>Just want to start a family with a girl who's on my level mentally
