>giving bf bj
>accidentally mention it like how his dick smells
>wake up today
>grab my tablet
>something special smells weird
>power on screen
>giant greasy imprint of his cock in the center of my screen.
>Skype message from him
>"you're welcome"
How do I get my revenge?
>>28499008
cut your foreskin off
Try killing your dog then cutting the dog open and sticking your head into the dog along with the tablet
>>28499026
>>28499163
Get serious!
I am uncreative aso fuck and have neither foreskin nor dog.
Put your dick on his phone when you get the chance
>>28499259
Tits or gtfo?
>lol I'm a girl teepee
fucking show us your pussy slut
>>28499259
>>28499718
Girls have foreskins, it's called the clitoral hood
>>28499008
Tell him you're pregnant
And he's the father
Try killing yourself, it'll be totally hilarious.
Queef on him, shits gross
