Do I have the loli magnetism?
Today in the supermarket, a girl no older than 12 came up and hugged and her friend took a picture while she did. I just laughed and patted her on the head, they both hugged me and giggled and scampered off. This is not the first time this kind of thing has happened either.
Is this some kind of super power or a curse? I'm a grown man, I can't have random lolis hugging me in public areas.
It's a new social media trend going around called "Hug the special needs" my sister was telling me about it. I feel sorry for you anon it's your parents fault you didn't ask to be born like that.
This is all in your head OP. It never happened.
kids just do shit like this all the time, stop thinking you are special or something sexual
No one pats anyone on the head, this isn't anime.
Nice made up story
>>28498955
Only in russia a little girl would lick vodka like that.
how the fuck did you not get a boner or insta cum
my little sister sat on my lap when i was 14 and i got rock solid and "turtle walked" to the bathroom to fap it out
>>28498955
Stay the fuck away from little kids anon, srsly
>>28499095
Thats because at 14 you can get horny for anything.
Getting a boner from a child at 20 or more is certified pedo.
>>28499178
what is considered a child? 17 year olds are considered children in the U.S
>>28499178
>14
>child
hi burger
>>28499002
this
and stop referring to all little girls as ''lolis''
I don't think I have ever been hugged and op just gets hugged by passing strangers
>>28499512
you can't stop me, normalfag
>>28499388
No, they're not.
Children are aged younger than 12.
12 - 18 are teenagers.
18 - 20 are adolescents
21 and up are adults
The majority of the US has age of consent laws at 16.
>>28498955
They probably were instructed by her mother to do it after seeing how miserable you looked, welcome to real life.
>>28498955
You probably looked sad or something. But if you enjoyed it you should an hero immediately
>>28500049
>twelveteen
Thankfully I can filter retarded tripfags.
>>28500049
How do you like my sloppy seconds?
Eliza did everything for me.
>>28500251
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty#Timing_of_onset
>usually, puberty begins between 10 and 13 years of age
Today in "facts are retarded", by Anon.
>>28500283
Erica*
Let me just tell you thatyou were also dealing with sloppy seconds
>>28500306
words have meaning you dipshit. just say "pubescent" instead of being a total dumb fuck. "teenager" has nothing to do with puberty, it's tied to the whole dealio of bullshit with how we count our numbers past 12. i sure hope english isn't your native language, because it's my 3rd and i'm fucking disgraced on your behalf, you dumb asshole
>>28500283
>>28500306
>tripfag drama bullshit
This is why people hate you.
>>28500348
Teenage years literally refers to puberty though.
>>28500375
I don't bring it up, you know.
>>28500381
>Teenage years literally refers to puberty though.
no, they're associated with puberty, but weren't literally named in a referential manner to it, holy jesus christ m8, did you drop out in middle school or something?
>>28498955
>I just laughed and patted her on the head
Nyani sore?
>>28500420
I never heard of this thing called middle school.
>>28498955
She looks like katya