Fellow fembots, describe your ideal bf.
>5'11-6'3"
>Funny
>White
>Likes anime, but isn't obsessed with it, isn't into moe
>Loves reading
>Doesn't have weird fetishes (feet, impregnation, creampies, facials and other "normal" ones are okay)
>Romantic
>Isn't obsessed with sex
>>28497619
>Romantic
>Isn't obsessed with sex
Translation: beta provider
>>28497631
No. Sex is an important part of any romantic relationship, but I don't want to be used, and I don't want him to be consumed by lust. I want him to appreciate me as a person, not just a hole to fuck.
Being obsessed with sex means he's more likely to be a porn addict, have stranger fetishes, and cheat on me.
>5'7"-6'1"
no taller than 6'1" because I'm only 5'4"
>cute
>White
>likes drawing and can hopefully help me with my drawing
>will never leave me
>>28497693
>Sex is an important part of any romantic relationship
So what happens if your SO in some way loses his ability to have sex?
Femspeak I swear.
>>28497822
Depending on how strong the rest of our relationship is, the relationship may end.
Everyone in a healthy, long term relationship has sex (with their significant other). How many marriages do you hear of that go smoothly with no sex whatsoever (when both parties still have a sex drive, so discounting the elderly)?
If you heard of someone say about their SO they're close to and have been with for a while "oh, we don't have sex" you'd think that's strange.
>>28497735
That's the worst feeling. I love drawing but I'm absolutely dreadful at it.
I'm only good at things I dislike.
>5"7
>relaxing and calm
>aryan
>likes to read and draw
>has a fetish for feet and ears
>does cutesy romantic stuff
>no crazy horn dog
>no waifu or anime obssesion
fembots, is it premature ejaculation a BIG red flag?
>>28497876
>you'd think that's strange
No, only normies would. On the flipside, a significant portion of wizards (virgin men over 30) and the likes would argue that if you would end your relationship because your SO lost his ability to please you then you don't truly love him but choose to stay with him because he makes you feel good.
Is being over 6'3" a red flag? There is a really cute short girl at work who stares up at me in astonishment before slowly and shyly lowering her gaze and avoiding eye contact. I think she might be a qt fembot, too.
>>28497693
You sound like a frigid cunt.
>>28498067
>No, only normies would.
No, everyone would.
>On the flipside, a significant portion of wizards (virgin men over 30) and the likes would argue that if you would end your relationship because your SO lost his ability to please you then you don't truly love him but choose to stay with him because he makes you feel good.
Boys tend to enjoy sex more than girls, so a hypothetical bf would probably care about sex more than I do. It's not the pleasure that I get from it, it's the ultimate act one can do to express their love for someone else. Kissing and words cannot ever bear the intimacy and love that sex between two lovers does.
>kind
>intelligent, but not to the point of being smug and superior about it
>doesn't mind staying in with me on the weekends
>shares at least some hobbies with me
>wants a family>black and hung is ideal
>big bushy beard a plus
>>28497619
pretty much all me, barely 5'11 though
i can watch moe, but i'm not a moefag
>romantic
>isn't obsessed with sex
please be grill
post pic btw
>>28498138
>black and hung is ideal
>>28498138
>black and hung is ideal
no
>>28498204
It's just what I'm into. Definitely not a dealbreaker to be dating a guy who isn't huge down there or is a different race, but this is a thread for ideals, and that's what I consider ideal.
>>28498233
Post proof you're female, I guarantee you're male.
No, I don't want to see breasts. A timestamp of a hand will do.
If you can't do this I'm going to assume you're baiting. Don't try to come up with a bullshit excuse, I haven't met a single female who doesn't own a cell phone, and those all have cameras.
>>28497619
Basically me. But I'm curious what you'd bring to the table besides sex? These threads are always one way, there should be an effort to show that expectations for a perfect so aren't unrealistic as a match.
>>28498230
>>28498204
Please all the other >white sluts that posted here would take the BBC if given the chance. At least she's being honest.
>>28498119
>No, everyone would.
No.
>Boys tend to enjoy sex more than girls
No.
Did you ever consider that ditching your SO for that reason would be more painful than the sex you'd give him would be pleasurable? You seem naive. Real love means commitment.
>>28498263
I'm curious as to why you care so much. Why did you come into this thread expecting that nobody would like something that upsets you? Why are you so fuckingTRIGGEREDover the fact that somebody likes black guys? You know what? I masturbated to black guys three times today because I had the day off and nothing to do. I likeBIGBLACKCOCKS
>>28497914
>tfw im good at drawing but hate it
Im good at things I dislike as well, I wish I could play the piano but I never learned to read music shit sucks
> Hispanic or white
> 5'9" ( inb4 guys get all defensive, this is IDEAL)
> healthy looking arms and abs, not washboard but muscle with a layer of fat
> dimples if he has dark hair (IDEAL)
> same religion as me
> wants to run away from society and live off the grid with me
> can build a house or is at least willing to learn so that when the end comes we can survive
> a loving, gentle, and kind leader for a family
> wants to have a family
> is equally religious as me
> saving sex for marriage and will marry me
> clean shaven
> does not smoke, drink, or do any drugs
> is vegan (IDEAL)
>>28498303
I don't care if you are female and genuinely prefer them. Which is why I'm asking you to prove it.
I do care that you're probably a man who POSTED BBC AGAIN! It's the most effortless bait and lowers the quality of the board significantly.
>>28498366
>I don't care if you are female and genuinely prefer them. Which is why I'm asking you to prove it.
Do you realize how retarded this phrase is?
"I don't care if you are NOW PROVE YOU ARE"
If you care so little, then fuck off about my fetishes.
>>28498354
You sound like annoying clingy and judgemental mexislut.
>>28498387
>genuinely
Are you illiterate?
I care if you're baiting, which I'm almost certain you are.
>>28498354
>live off the grid
>vegan
That's going to be hard to do. Chickens at least for decent protein for their eggs. I understand raising live stock for slaughter isn't efficient for a single homestead but milk from a cow, eggs etc would be very necessary. But maybe you'd bend since you put it as an ideal.
>>28497619
>5'9
>Can be somewhat funny at times
>White
>Don't like anime
>Read every now and again
>Into necrophilia
>Romantic
>Obsessed with sex
be my gf?
>>28497735
>5'7-6'1''
6'
>Cute
I'm a solid 6.5 irl
>White
:(
>Likes drawing and can hopefully help me with my drawing
We can study loomis together. I have all his books and various subscriptions.
>>28498354
funny how only hispanics want other hispanics
I thought being tan was a good thing? how come spray tans exist?
>>28497619
>5'11-6'3"
Shit shit shit shit shit
>>28497619
Would you settle for white hispanic?
>>28497619
Schizophrenic or BPD
Virgin
Won't cuck me
I am not asking for much
>>28497619
>>28497735
>>28497985
tfw you match girl's ideal bf descriptions
>>28498452
Don't speak for all of us. I don't want to date another Hispanic white or not. I get enough of the cultural baggage that brings with it at home or with relatives. I'm tired of it.
>>28498460
I can only say that's okay when she's at least as tall as her minimum ideal height.
>>28497619
>5'11-6'3"
>>28497735
>5'7"-6'1"
>>28497985
>5"7
>>28498354
>5'9"
>>28498426
>5'9
>>28498443
>5'7-6'1''
>tfw 5'6" and don't even make it past the first line
When am I gonna learn?
I've gotten to the point where I expect to be disappointed.
>>28497619
> 5'11 - 6'3"
;_;
Waldo also waldo
>>28498527
If you're really interesting and have a great personality I can overlook height as long as you're still taller than me. But you'd have to be pretty damn great otherwise.
>>28497619
>Funny
>White
>Likes anime, but isn't obsessed with it, isn't into moe
>Loves reading
>Doesn't have weird fetishes (feet, impregnation, creampies, facials and other "normal" ones are okay)
>Romantic
>Isn't obsessed with sex
Check
>5'11-6'3"
JUST
>>28498545
>I can overlook height as long as you're still taller than me
LEL
E
L
>>28498482
Schizotypal virgin here.
You give me hope bb.
>>28498545
>personality
I never pass this second line
>>28498527
Don't go for girls like >>28498545 that see your shortness as a negative attribute. Go for girls that either don't care or prefer it.
>>28498494
bonus points if you are german, i would love for someone to melt my heart by speaking german to me
>>28498527
well i kinda put it as a place holder since really as long as you are nice lovely and good to me i dont mind how tall you are
>>28498593
>prefer it
You're delusional if you think ANY girl is into short guys.
>>28497693
>I want him to appreciate me as a person, not just a hole to fuck.
It's hard for real men to "appreciate" females "as a person", because frankly you are a species of dull idiots. The only appreciation you can earn is being a supportive wife and a good mother. Men want to raise families, don't let them wait too long because your college degree or your career is somehow more important than your future as a human being - it's not.
>>28497619
Pretty much mine exactly but I don't care about fetishes unless it's scat or cuckold, if I ever found out a guy was into that kind of nasty shit I'd immediately drop him.
>>28497619
isnt obsessed with sex? kek.
obsession is in the eye of the beholder
a girl has to be dtf daily if she wants to be with me some days twice some days thrice more can be nice
>>28497619
>5'4 - 6'4
(I'm a bit over 5'6)
>Funny, laid back, thoughtful
>White
>Somewhat longish hair
>Gets along with little kids
>Likes shows about crime
>Stands up for what he believes in
>Loyal
>Really nice ass, it's important
>>28498545
Add me on kik or skype and find out for yourself if you like me enough
>>28497985
>no crazy horn dog
What?
>>28497619
>too short
>not a big reader
>spergy and fuck up at romance
>>28497735
>too short
>not cute
>shit artist
>>28497985
>too short
>am high-strung and stressed
>filthy polack/cuban
>>28498354
>too short
>not vegan, have scavenger diet
Just frick my stuff up
>>28498354
>off the grid with me
>vegan
>religious
sounds like living in a miserable prison with you as warden. i do not envy whatever poor cuck you manage to trap with you
>>28498620
This my friends is truth
>>28498635
Same here, cuck and scat are extreme red flags
>>28497619
>6'0 at least
>qt black boy
>Good equipped
>Good money provider
>will take care of my little, 3 years baby boy
>not some ugly beta
>just my cute, strong Trevon
>caring
>>28498354
>same religion as me
Are you Christian?
>>28498354
I hate you and all that you stand for
>>28498482
Where can I find a girl like you in real life.
I really want a schizo girlfriend so she relates to me.
Women can't be robots
Just a friendly reminder
>>28498297
Pretty much this
White women have a pretty huge miscegenation fetish generally speaking. They're taught that they're "pure" genetically so they want to go find the perceived opposite
>Charismatic introvert. I want him to effortlessly take the lead in social situations, but still prefer comfy nights at home with me.
>Loves anime. Loves moe. Non-negotiable.
>Enjoys video games but isn't a competitive asshat about it. Trash talking is quite unnecessary. And I don't want to feel guilty when I beat him and he gets all mad about it.
>Makes me feel protected. Doesn't have to necessarily be /fit/. Too much muscle actually makes me uncomfortable. There's a cute balance somewhere.
>Long-ish hair. Playing with a guy's hair is one of the best things in the world.
>Older than me.
>Any other physical features don't matter.
>Respectful of everyone, willing to take the high road.
>As clingy as I am.
But here's the catch that seems to sink all chances I find.
>Completely uninterested in sex. I was sexually abused and get panic attacks when touched.
>>28498620
>>28498741
They exist. On the internet and IRL. But they're uncommon and fall below the radar of Chads because they're very unStacey-ish (not to imply that they're less attractive for that reason).
>>28497619
So how about this weather, huh?
>likes me for who I am
>romantic/cute
>there to comfort/support me when I have an emotional breakdown
>can keep a not forced conversation going with me even though i'm shit at conversations
>will play vidya with me and not insult/call me shit even though I am
>loyal
>fun to be around
>nice
>>28498811
You're a paperweight doing their best impression of a human being.
>>28498678
Damn, I got all of that. I have long curly blonde hair (although had to shorten it while looking for a job)
>>28498811
shameless slut
>>28498633
also because we can't treat women as equals and as people without getting burned because of it
>tfw you're an ideal bf for multiple people
>will still die a lonely autist
I should download tinder, right swipe like it's my job, and just practice talking to stacies so I don't fuck up when a decent girl wanders into my life.
>>28498811
fit all of it except
>older than me
damn
>When "fembots" put white under requirements
>>28498482
Just date Vyro if you want a psychotic idiot so badly
>>28498839
> likes me for what i am
A statement so vague it sounds like a big roastie do not approach alert.
>>28498839
Got a throwaway senpai?
>>28498871
Don't try it unless youre attractive enough to not need it in the first place
>>28498851
Me personally, I got long dark brown curly hair
>>28498848
I'm well aware.
It's greedy of me to want for such a person to care for me. But this is a thread for dreaming.
>>28498855
Now this one just hurts.
also im 23 so someone that is 20 or 21 would be cute
these are just ideal traits
>actually likes me
>generally gets along with me
>will never cheat
>yandere or deredere
>qt3.14 face
>glasses but not hipster glasses
>fluffy hair
>will be my pillow
>5'10"+ (though I don't mind shorter, I just like hugging taller things)
>similar hobbies (anime, vidya, art, etc.)
>qt voice
>not obese
>hazel or grey eyes
>doesn't mind my weirdness
>likes to hug me
>likes to hang out and do basically nothing with me
>doesn't mind that I'm extremely lazy and avoidant
>likes spooky stuff
>starts conversations more than me because I suck at it
>will accept my weird gifts
>doesn't care that I'm miserable and an asshole to 80% of the people I meet
too bad I despise meeting new people
I'll probably end up being alone forever
>>28497619
>fellow fembots
Fuck off you stupid whore. I hope you die screaming.
>>28497619
I have all of these things
>>28497735
I only can't draw
>>28497985
Slavic race with blonde hair and blue eyes, good enough - i have rest.
>>28498678
I have all of this
>>28498811
And i have all of this too
>>28498839
And this too.
Good that i have normal GF and don't need to repair mental wreckages like you, you psycho women nerds :)
>>28498900
Don't talk shit about my Vyro like thishe's too far away anyway but we're good friends
>>28498893
Don't worry anon, I know a lot of girls who are into darkskin guys
>>28498937
>fluffy hair
thats the first thing people notice about me
>>28497619
>>28498678
I fit all of these but jokes on you, i'm gonna kill myself
>>28498924
I'm assuming you're the anon I replied to?
>>28498937
>dere
>grey eyes
>lazy
Stop watching anime and go outside.
>>28498950
slavics are nice enough
what country?
I'm taken but let's participate anyway.
>21yo+
>5'5 and over
>anywhere between muscular and chubby.
>dark hair and eyes
>somewhat hairy
>light drinker/smoker preferred, or at least not fucking uptight
>not uptight period
>easy sense of humor
>likes anime
>likes a variety of games
>likes books
>variety of taste in music
>has at least one hobby outside of media consumption
>left leaning egalitarian - no annoying racism or misogyny, no annoying overt political correctness
>agnostic or atheist
>>28499001
Poland - land of /pol/
Ideal gf:
Doesn't browse r9k. Fuck off your roastie whores.
>>28498918
>Don't try it unless youre attractive enough to not need it in the first place
Why is that?
>>28498937
>I'll probably end up being alone forever
>probably
You're too optimistic.
>>28498964
that's good
fluffy hair is nice
>>28498981
grey eyes exist in real life though. I just like how the colour changes depending on the lighting and reflections from nearby objects.
going outside wouldn't really help either. I'd just fall asleep in a corner or something
You will die alone male robot.
I will die alone male robot.
It feels so empty in my chest
>>28499056
women are over the top judgmental and selfish, like if you want sex just go gay and if you want a romantic relationship turn 40 and try again
>>28499030
ah thats a nice enough country
anyone like cute girly boys here??
>>28499021
You sound Facebook tier. But you're by a long shot probably the most tolerable roastie to have posted itt in meatspace.
>>28498597
Was hast du gesagt, du kleines Luder? Jetzt aber mal Ruhe im Karton, sonst gibt Bernd es dir richtig.
>a girl
>gay
>likes games and/or anime
>alternative/indie music
>open minded
>not bipolar
>cute
fembots, would you ever date a trump supporter? what would it take for you to consider dating one?
>>28499073
meh, like it was always annoying having people come up to me and ask to touch it
but I always liked how it looked and kept it like that, for a while I wanted to become a hair stylist but I found out that you need a licence and im too lazy for that
>>28497619
Heh, I fit all of those. Arthurian legend and high fantasy are my favorite genres and I have always been romantic, I love indulging in idealism. I do have a few weird fetishes, but I don't let them control my actions. The funny part is debatable, people don't always laugh at me for the reasons I wish they did.
>5'6'' or taller
>slightly chubby
>sorta strong
>shares the same basic interests as me, anime vidya etc etc
>doesn't have absolute pleb tier taste
>enjoys cuddling
>a little hairy
>>28499132
ich spreche kein deutsch es tut meir leid
>>28499136
>not bipolar
oh so close
>>28499147
I'm intrigued, what kind of anime and vidya do you enjoy?
>>28498959
I guarantee you he doesn't care about you and probably wishes you would go away
What makes you think you're more special than the rest of his pathetic harem
>>28499147
hmm.. are you fat?
Not grill but bi.
> height doesn't matter as long as he doesn't suffer from dwarfism
> manly as fuck body wise (muscles, beard) but relatively thin
> nerdy as fuck personality wise, doesn't need to be into the same shit I am, needs to be open to do crazy sports from time to time
> no need for constant attention
>>28499246
Sounds like you just want to get dicked by everything you're not.
>>28499147
Throwaway? tbo
>>28497619
Litteraly me
>>28499071
Oh shit the roast is realer than Auschwitz.
>>28497619
FUCK it makes me mad that there's a chance my soulmate has posted ITT and we will never meet because i'm too fucking beta to know what to say
>5'11
>white
>aryan
>120lbs
>19y
>watch anime
>not a waifufag
>not a moefag, although i don't hate it
>romantic
>not obsessed with sex
>i used to read alot but my eyes hurt now so i mostly read comic or manga
>schizoid
>passive relativist agnostic, in case religion is something important you look for
>not a micropenis in case that's an issue
>still finishing some highschool classes, i'm a bit slow to learn and i don't have a decent income
>>28499280
Nah mate, that might just be you.
>>28499110
I just don't want a whole lot out of life or people, I I don't go into things expecting a lot, I just want to chill with a handful of people and hopefully someone I can love.
>>28499136
You'd love my gf, sorry I can't clone her for you.
>That feel when I fit a large portion of these
>T..that feel when QT fembot GF
I..I like this feel, /r9k/
>>28497619
I'm actually your ideal.
me
>6'0
>I'm a stand up comedian
>white
>like anime but only a few series, not a weeb
>read around 100 books a year
>only fetish is cute girls
>not obsessed with sex (admittedly not super romantic)
>>28498678
>5'4 - 6'4
5'11 good?
>Funny, laid back, thoughtful
I try, more like lazy, deep thought for intermittent periods of time
>White
half, but I get treated as white boy
>Somewhat longish hair
long, curly/wavy?, black hair
>Gets along with little kids
I sit at the kids table yeah
>Likes shows about crime
criminal minds is life but I haven't watched any other crime shows
>Stands up for what he believes in
Like dying for the freedom of slaves? No. But I'll take a low grade if I think a project is perfect
>Loyal
Like no cheating? of course not
>Really nice ass, it's important
Uhm I think. My friend says so.
1.Perfect
2.Uh no
3.Almost perfect, I get competitive in team situations, but I won't get mad at my team.
4.Gonna learn how to fight soon, but I kinda hate muscles as well.
5.Yup
6.Idk are you younger than 21?
7.Don't matter? Even if I'm a femboi?
8.Always
9.Never been in a real relationship, I wouldn't know how clingy I can be.
10.I'm not uninterested, but I can live without. would never even try to make a person consider it given the circumstances.
Doesn't seem a great match, but I replied anyhow.
>>28498839
easy... Except that first one.
>>28498811
Only thing I don't have is older than you, I'm only 18 :'(
>>28498839
I'll talk to you, figure out what kinda person you are.
>>28499332
>the most level headed and woman in the thread is a dyke
Wish I could say I was shocked.
>>28499416
>claims to have a life
>reads a new book every 3.6 days.
yea, bullshit. goosebumps don't count.
>>28498410
>do not reply to trolls, this means they win
>>28498568
>tfw you check for all of these
I really just don't leave the house or talk to people enough/at all.
>>28498937
Too bad i already have a gf
>tfw fit almost all requirements for all fembots here
>tfw they all want a white guy though
jdimsa
>>28498937
5'7" and chubby (kill me pls) but yeah I like all that other stuff.
>>28499818
I'm a stand up comedian... I only work at night for a few times a week. I literally have all day to read, it's not hard dude.
>>28497985
I'm a bit over 5'7 and like to read. Definitely have a foot fetish and by ear fetish, do you mean me playing with your ears or the other way around? I'm fine with either, I like ear licking audios and have always wanted to try it on someone else with sensitive ears
>5'9-6'1
>25-30
>not super fat or super skinny
>nice to me
>not an idiot
>preferably no or non-working penis
>not religious
>doesn't mind cigarettes/alcohol/drugs
>likes animals
>not an insufferable asshole about his opinions (doesn't really matter what they are, as long as he is civilized about it.)
>>28500115
>preferably no or non-working penis
You should just date other women to be honest
>implying you are a woman
>>28497619
i was on a roll until those last three. anyways why do you need a white bf, anon? are you racist?
>Be me
>Funny
>Enjoy anime a bit, only good shit like evangelion
>Romantic
>Has normal kinks
>>>>>>is 5'1
my height overrules any good sides I have every single time, would stilts help?
>>28500148
>other poster say they prefer blacks
>no one says are you racist
Getting sick of this double standard.
>>28497619
Mfw described me and every other non beta faggot goodjob Fake Fembot.
>>28500156
I don't know a single adult under 5'4. What's your secret?
>>28500156
5'1 is fine for a girl. If you're a guy then you're fucked.
Sounds like meexcept romantic
Its hard when you've never had a gf
>>28497619
Literally me if you think my meme page with 90K facebook likes is funny.
Fit all these requirments, dont even give a fuck
>>28500200
>>28500193
I don't eat vegetables
>>28500191
>likes anime
>non beta
yeah alright.
>>28498233
don't see why this suprises people, it's not like your saying it's a must have, it's just preferable.
>>28499791
I'm actually not gay anon, just half.
>>28498354
I'm not vegan; but otherwise seems p. good
location pls
>>28500221
Not even carrots? There like a healthy pretzel in my book.
>>28499147
I'm tall, a little hairy, not a pleb, etc
post contact
>>28500177
that's not racist anon
>>28500263
yeah actually carrots are the shit that's all
>>28497619
>5'11
>memelord
>have refined taste in animu and hates moefaggotry
>Dont love reading, but don't despise it. Read a couple books every month
>weirdest fetish is gentle femdom
>might be romantic fuck if i know im not used to relationships
>How the fuck can i be obsessed with something ive never had?
>>28498811
Does 21 one work? I was in a few sexually abusive relationships. I have some fucked up sex stuff now, and I'd rather not indulge them. Someone who is also uninterested sounds good. I just like cuddling and holding at this point.
>>28499956
How bout you date inside your race nigger
>>28500294
don't you dare say you have good taste if you watch JoJo
>>28498937
Shoulda been around fore the yandere threads then. There was a trip in there that fits that perfectly. He may still post on the /d/ threads, but I don't go there.
Being a /fit/iot looking at this thread here are my stats "Ladies" Kek.
6'1
215 13%BF Go as low as 8%When I summer cut.
Lift 4 times a week.
Weeb out and watch non shit non moe anime occasionaly.
Work on my web series when im bored or feeling creative. Currently somewhat popular and over 50 chapters in.
I dont draw but if i knew someone who did i would try my hand at writing a manga. If only i knew japanese
Hmmm what else. Live in a loft and am 22 thats about it i guess.
>Inb4 whats your web series.
Fuck off i dont need the cancer fans 4chan would bring. Chances are alot 1or2 of you read it. Probably not but maybe. Oh and i used to be known as a class clown.
I admin the biggest Star Wars meme page on facebook, anyone wet yet?
>>28500294
Yo I got dank memes tbo
>accepts my ugly self
>will have sex with me only in the dark
>not being so emotional
>not being clingy
>cynical worldview (funny to talk to but not happy and laughing all the time, i get better on with pessimistic people)
>logical
>has some stuff in common with me hobby wise or similar taste regarding them (art, literature, music)
>taller than me and rather skinny
>>28497619
Will you faggots please fuck off my game? You ruined the series
>>28498030
no, maybe your pucci is on fire
>>28500462
How did a FAN ruin YOUR game?
Can this thread die already, please?
>>28500313
>Watch
>Jojo
I read the manga bb ;^)
Oy vey shut it downOriginal comment Goyim
>>28497619
I fit most of that, I do have weird fetishes (sadomasochism, blood, etc.) and I'm not romantic though. Good pic btw, I love fire emblem.
>>28500322
If you're talking about Vyro, he still posts on /r9k/ relatively regularly
>>28500682
No vyro is a piece of shit and has no yandere traits at all.
Stop bumping the bread please.
>>28497693
>has to have the same hobbies I have, within the boundaries I've set
>is likely to deviate from this
????
fempai just kys. if he has those hobbies he's obsessed with sex or "meh, maybe tomorrow".
>>28497619
>>28497735
>>28497985
>>28498744
>>28498811
>>28498937
>>28499429
>>28500294
>womyn on a woman hating board
>not posting timestamp proof
fuck off tbhq famipie
>>28500244
California post your kik
>>28500740
I don't have a kik...
Uh. Is skype acceptable? whois.this
>>28498839
You give me hope. Here's hoping you get lucky in finding someone.
>>28498527
share the pain, fellow 5'6
>tfw probs gonna blow money on leg lengthening
can't live like this.
>>28498937
You give me hope too.
This thread is rather inspiring...except about having to meet new people. That doesn't often work well.
>All these chicks wanting men who like anime
fucking holy Jesus.
>>28499021
I'm all of those, you should totally leave your boyfriend for me.
>>28500928
Anime is an effective aphrodisiac.
Im not a girl but
>must love me
thats literally all i want.
I can settle for anything else.
>>28497735
i think your art is cool
do you have any more?
>>28498354
>live off the grid
>vegan
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>28500791
I don't use Skype because a guy I used to like was on there and I don't want drama.
>>28497619
That's exactly me. I bet being a musician helps ;D
>>28500451
>>accepts my ugly self
>>will have sex with me only in the dark
>>not being so emotional
>>not being clingy
>>cynical worldview (funny to talk to but not happy and laughing all the time, i get better on with pessimistic people)
>>logical
>>has some stuff in common with me hobby wise or similar taste regarding them (art, literature, music)
>>taller than me and rather skinny
Sounds neat, location?
>>28498937
6'5" [x]
layer of fat over muscle but not obese [x]
green eyes [x]
to lazy to cheat [x]
glasses [x]
hobbies[x]
asshole to others as well [x]
like hugs as a tall person [x]
fine with being pillow [x]
cute voice [ ]
good at conversations [ ]
fluffy hair when not cut [x]
>>28501068
Well. Is there an alternative way to contact you? Alternatively, making a new skype profile seems pretty easy
>>28497619
>I'm all of these
>Except i'm 5'8"aint even mad
>>28501158
I guess Reddit??
>>28501166
>>28501158
>>28501068
not that guy but wtfisthisshit lmao
just make a new skype or block or delete the guy, seriously this is the dumbest shit in the world
>delusional women are so deprived of sex they think that if a man likes sex they must be more prone to cheat
>same people are so insecure they somehow see porn as a breach of trust
I love seeing arrninekays batshit logic flipped on the gender axis
This is why you're posting on this shitty board and nobody will touch you with a ten foot pole, ladies and gentlemen [and mental disorderkin because let's face it, you're here too]
>>28501166
k
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k
okay. My active account is /u/UyhAEqbnp make what you will of it
or >>28501219 (^:
>>28497619
Wow OP, I'd be your perfect bf
>6'1"
>Class clown in HS, friends love my jokes still, I love to make people laugh
>English+German family
>Occasionally watch anime, just finished the one with the explosion girl I saw on /a/
>Just finished one of Feynman's books, reading Feed now
>Is finger in the butt too kinky?
>My past gf's have told me that I was their most romantic bf they had had
>Sex is great, but I'm not like dependent on it to make a relationship last
I would love to talk sometime if you're interested....
Too bad I'm gay
>make effort to post my profile ITT
>nobody replies
i just wanted someone to notice mesenpai
>>28501263
Ok I messaged you kek
>>28501329
Well I notice you now. Which one is yours?
>>28500301
>>28500177
>the only two races in the world are whiet and black
>>28498893
>tfw whites STILL think they can be robots
Lovin Every Laff
>>28497619
5'11''
When people are forced to go around in class and say one thing they like about you I got a lot of "OMGE UR SO FANNY" back in the day so I must be hilarious
I like anime can't stand moe though I am pretty shonnen for the most part (bebop, jojo, wakazoke, mushishi)
I love reading. When I was a kid I used to have a hoard of flashlights I would sneak into my bed every night and watch them get confiscated one by one as I kept getting caught reading after dark.
I am pretty vanilla but I like variety there is little I wouldn't give a go tho I have had a relationship fall apart because she wanted me to dom 24/7 and it just became
I am your perfect match barring your last
stipulation. I dunno what you would consider obsessed but I like to bang and true gf material has gotta be able to receive several times a day if they wanna pan out though
Also I am not looking over the internet.
>>28501126germany
howaboutyou
>>28501579
aus?
blah blah normal kommentar
>>28501565
man that inexplicably became phone formatting
>>28498811
>when I beat him
things that wont happen
>>28498354
> wants to run away from society and live off the grid with me
> can build a house or is at least willing to learn so that when the end comes we can survive
If that alone isn't a big enough red flag PAIRED with this
> same religion as me
> is equally religious as me
It's like reading some helter skelter shit
>half-tempted to try and sell myself out itt
>not convinced that even if I get female attention, it won't be from so tumblrina and/or fujoshi
But seriously why are all these women so into anime? That plus the apparent amount of girls who like "readers" makes me shudder at the thought of Fifty Shades of Gray fangirls trying to hit up robots online.
What the fuck ladies? Explain yourselves
>>28501617
sag woher du kommst und ich sag wie weit weg es ist
und alter?
Ich bin aus Amerika, hmm du bist aus Hamburg?
6'1 here, mostly chadlike, love impregnation and creampie, but you wouldnt care because you would see me and would deal with it to get a piece of me.
oh boy, I've never been good at this...
>5'4" (my height) to... low 6's? tall is intimidating ;_;
>a character like george costanza, lol (and/or oso/choromatsu if any otaku're out there)
>I don't want to say beta, per se, but I don't like aggressive guys. just an easygoing guy to enjoy my cooking :3c I guess you can imagine I love chubby guys because they know how to eat, haha
>on the white-asian spectrum; my family's slavic, so that's always cool. (and maybe not one of those annoying atheist types, I like holidays lol)
>likes anime, but more on the otaku than weeb end, if anything. I've been studying that language to be a translator so I'm happy to teach some :yc also, vidya is good
>I've done commissions of weird stuff, so I don't judge kinks or anything. except like, abdl/scat, that shit's (lol) too...strange for me
>that said I'm not a sexually driven person so I'm with the other fembots on the no-horndogs
>also while I don't care about cars or nuffin, a guy having an income is always nice LOL
sorry if that's long ;w; I'm still kinda new to 4chan...
Girls don't actually know what they want, it's up to the man to give them what they need. If you give them what they say they want, they'll end up miserable and dump you.
>>28501792
fur Sie leid >>28501847
Fit all requirements but 5'10"
Just
>>28501915
That sounds too good to be true... Is this... Bait? I legitimately can't tell.
Either way what do you like to cook?
>>28501847
woher kannst du deutsch? und nein nicht ganz richtig aber ich will das hier nicht vertiefen. lass kontaktdaten da wenn du willst ich geh jetzt aber schlafen.
>>28501915
where are you from you sound fucking great
>>28502027
she's "new to 4chan" so she's uncorrupted
I fit all of those, though I'm also pretty somber and morose. I guess I'm fairly entertaining though.
Want to be my gf?
>>28502034
Ich habe gelernt, auf meine eigene, gute Alternative email?
reading this thread makes me want to die
>>28497985
fit everything except 5"11 and im not into ears.
>>28502034
Hier [email protected]
gute nacht
Fuck it, i need some companionship so posting my stats
>5'10"
>Wide frame
>White
>Into gaming and all kinds of robot shit
>Kind of sarcastic and a bit of a smooth talker
>Laid back, but have very little tolerance for people who start shit for no reason
>Love doing "couple stuff"
>Love spending time with a gf besides just sex or going out
>Like to fulfill traditional gender roles, but also want a gf who can take care of me and comfort me when needed
If you're interested just drop your kik or skype, or if you dont want to post it here i can make a throwaway as well.
No traps or faggots, male friends are ok but im exclusively straight.
>>28499021
>has at least one hobby outside of media consumption
are your parents brother and sister?
>tfw I couldn't even get a 'fembot' gf
Seriously, I should just give up
>5'6
>kinda brown
>really dark eyes
>longish dark hair
>skinny fat but without bitch tits
>not into anime
>into vidya, but way more into movies and tv shows
>heard a couple of times that I'm funny
>like to read from time to time
>not obsesses with sex
>not into any weird fetish
>kinda romantic and would never be able to cheat on someone
>don't mind weirdness or hang out doing basically nothing but spending time with you
>>28499308
120lb and 5''11" is very scrawny, I'm not sure you understand just how much.
>>28502027
>>28502047
>>28502064
;_; I'm sorry, I had to figure out how to >>, haven't been on threads in a long time. hard to get accustomed to this format.
(And, is it mean to multi-reply? I don't want to be redundant...)
Uh, so, not bait. The only good kind of bait is the kind to go fishing with :yc
Which is a shame, I love fishing, but I rarely ever cook fish.
My favorite things to cook as it is now, since it changes all the time, is fried rice (which sounds bad, but it's not like greasy fast-food), pirozhky, and lately I've been trying to make pizza, though my crust is never as good as a real Italian's. :D;;
I dunno how specific I ought to/am allowed to be, but I live close to Miami, where everyone wishes they could live until they do. (when I worked at a casino I would always laugh off customers when they said they'd like to live here; few times a day)
and, shush :V uncorrupted would be such a misnomer, I've seen whatever you've seen, there's only so much to be shocked by anymore.
>>28498937
check for everything but the fluffy hair
>>28498937
I think I fit this pretty well, first time I've heard of a girl preferring wire frame glasses, I always prefer ed them. I'm only 5'9" though.
>tfw no innocent girl to use me as a pillow
>>28502533
You sound interesting. So not a huge fan of Florida? I feel like it's way too hot and buggy for me, but people swear by it.
How old are you? If you don't mind me asking.
>>28502199
Yeah, after reading all this, I could really go for some death right about now.
>>28501915
>otaku're
>>28498937
Sounds like a decent match, although I'm only 5'8. I tend to favor people with more standoffish personalities, my choice in friends is a testament to that.
What kind of gifts do you mean?
>>28498959
>tfw will never hug susieposter
>>28498811
I have shortish hair but fit the rest. I'm fine with no sex, but I expect that the only sexual encounter you had was an older person molesting you. Any degenerate bahavior or past sexual encounters besides that one are unacceptable.
>>28498354
> Hispanic or white
White
>5'9" ( inb4 guys get all defensive, this is IDEAL)
I'm 5'9"
> healthy looking arms and abs, not washboard but muscle with a layer of fat
Yep
> dimples if he has dark hair (IDEAL)
Idk
> same religion as me
Which is?
> wants to run away from society and live off the grid with me
Only if I can bring my parents, I care about them a lot .
>can build a house or is at least willing to learn so that when the end comes we can survive
Umm, the end? But I can build a house...
> a loving, gentle, and kind leader for a family
Have yet to try but probably
> wants to have a family
Not yet but in the future
> is equally religious as me
I'm not very religious
> saving sex for marriage and will marry me
Yes
> clean shaven
Short trim, but this is pretty easily changed
> does not smoke, drink, or do any drugs
Unless coffee counts
> is vegan (IDEAL)
Not going to happen
>>28502678
Nothing wrong with mixing morphology.
Will any robot date me.
>Pakistani
>M/18
>Like anime and manga but only watch on weekends and seriously not obsessed with it
>5'6
>Introverted. Eccentric
>Atheist with secular values. Seriously despise religion
>Don't have any kinky fetishes. Not overly lustful
>Like reading different types of books. Watching sci-fo movies and listening to metal music mostly
>Average Slim body. Working hard to get dem abs
I am currently residing in Australia Sydney for studies. I expected get some girls to talk to me. So far it seems only Asians are interested on me but I don't have a preference for them.
>>28502626
Haha, it's not that I don't like Florida, I really do like this place, but nothing here's worth doing without friends and money to toss. I've been here all my 20 years of living (to answer your next question) so I'm completely accustomed to the heat, but mosquitoes...they're the bane of my existence.
(Fortunately, they're more active in the evening and I've always been a morning person, so I avoid the majority of them, but one time at camp, someone decided to have the evening campfire by the lake and...I can still see the clouds of mosquitoes, it gives me chills to this day)
>>28502678
shh ;w; it's a southern thing to have stupid contractions, force of habit. y'all'd have a heart attack if you saw some of the texts I get. (my favorite being "y'all'dn't've" )
>>28502533
I mean, it's not about what you've seen, you just seem relatively sane compared to other fembots
>>28502533
Are you a virgin?
Preemptive original.
>>28501915
>don't judge kinks except abdl
>tfw abdl is reviled and male dominated
>tfw will have to hide it for the rest of my life if I want companionship
I guess it's like that for a lot of fetishes though
>>28502841
Florida is fucked up dude, I know why you hate it
It's full of weird old white people that take OxyContin and crocodiles and hurricanes. I heard only 33% of Floridians know what a Giraffe is. You guys are fucked
>>28502926
OH, haha, I see. Uh, I guess I should thank you, then? :Dc
I mean, the power of anonymity is just fuel for the flames of insanity, or so they say, so that's probably a reason why this site's full of that, lol
>>28502937
uh :yc I mean, I am, but what a...lovely question to ask LOL
>>28501915
Give contact please
>>28502841
I'm from MA so 80 is pretty hot by my standards, I don't think I'd survive. I like that there's not many creepy crawlies up here though. I'm right there with you on hating bugs. I've never seen a swarm like that and hope I never do!
Are you going to school? I know you mentioned working at a casino, what do you do?
