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>birthday coming up >dad brings up birthday >"hey
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>birthday coming up
>dad brings up birthday
>"hey anon, don't talk about your birthday so nobody has to get you anything or say happy birthday, it'll be better for everyone, just pretend you don't have a birthday"
>"O-okay dad"

Thanks for the self esteem boost dad...
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>>28496922
I-Is this story true?
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Gun him down while singing happy birthday.
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>>28496986
Almost all of these threads are either lies or situations where an insecure robot has taken light banter like someone was punching them in the face.

Who knows though. People are cold.
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Do it to him on his birthday and remind him if he gets upset.
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>>28497032
Its actually true, my dad is never like that to me but it seems in the recent months he's been cold to me, it might also be that he doesn't want to get me anything to spend money to support his drug addiction, its messed up to because months in advance he told me he'd help me with some shekels
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happy birthday man! i don't get much for my birthday anymore, but it's ok, i don't want people to waste money on me
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Birthdays are a pointless "holiday".

Who cares that a random piece of shit person was born on a particular day?
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>>28496922
Fuck your dad, anon. Enjoy your upcoming birthday. Have a gift from a classicalfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_lcWj4DZWI
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>>28496922
That's essentially how all men operate tho in fairness.

Birthdays stop at 21. 25 is acknowledged then you get birthdays again at 30, 40, 50, 60, 65, 70, 75 then every year after 80.
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