>be omega virgin kissless neet
>see cute girl on train yesterday
>see her go to toilet
>left her railcard
>look on railcard and see her name
>decide to check her out on facebook
>see she is in relationship
>message dude and tell him he's a lucky man
>message her too and say she was pretty
>she is super weird about it
>today I see she wrote a fucking article
>she was traumatised or some shit
Did I do something wrong? Was it really weird to do that?
>>28496919
link article
Article or GTFO
>>28496963
http://thetab.com/2016/05/11/being-stalked-public-transport-89707
It was but I get where you're coming from OP.
>>28496990
fucking kek
nice one anon
>>28496990
Holy fuck OP, this is beautiful
>Did I do something wrong?
This thread is legendary
>enabling some stupid slut with compliments to her appearance
>>28496919
although that is sort of odd, that's really bitchy of her. i mean, you didn't say anything weird, you just told her she was pretty and her bf was lucky.
Probably has a roastie, don't feel too bad.
>>28496919
That is creepy as fuck OP.
>>28497085
yeah why'd she have to go to the fucking Tab? thanks for support anon
Normies are so fucking stupid its cringeworthy. Making a big deal out of something. Its equally pathetic you messaged them, i mean wtf dude haha
>finally get the balls to message an attractive girl
>she has a bf
>fuck it, message her anyway
>fucking traumatized
>gets an article written about her
Why live?
>>28496990
She's not even that good looking.
>writes herself in as the article's author
>blurs her own fucking name on the facebook screenshots
is this chick retarded or what
Do you guys have no experience of the outside world at all?
>>28497150
What would you have done differently?
>those comment
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nothing wrong anon
even if it's a little bit creepy
btw, she's cute desu
>>28497289
>that morbidly obese monster
>"""""cute"""""
>>28496919
You're definitely a pretty odd dude to actually do that. At the same time, she's also an enormous drama whore. The actual grownup response is to just not acknowledge you and block you on social media.
>>28496990
holy shit, this is amazing. No way did you actually fuck up this bad.
>>28497289
>morbidly obese
actually stop you are embarrassing
>>28497343
Sorry for the trip there. I'm obviously not the OP.
>>28497181
The writer isnt the girl from the story is she?
>>28496919
>Did I do something wrong? Was it really weird to do that?
Do you even have to ask?
>>28497372
She better fuckin hope not, but if she is she fucked up BAD.
>>28497392
I back OP, 99.9% of the time, if you did this, she'd have called you a weirdo and blocked you, not gotten fucking PTSD
>>28497289
She has a really big head
>>28496990
>http://thetab.com/2016/05/11/being-stalked-public-transport-89707
fucking hell
women make a big deal out of anything won't they
anything for attention I guess
>>28497409
She's talking in 3rd person if it is her
>>28496990
impressive op
fucking lel. Dude have some self awareness. Maybe in this little hugbox called 4chan this kind of behaviour is considered acceptable but outside in the real world people will think your a creep for the sole reason that no normal person does that. It doesn't matter how many anons on here tell you otherwise it doesn't change the facts. So maybe pause for a minute and wonder if maybe there's something you're doing wrong. And i'm not judging you at all btw i'm just trying to give some advice
Please tell me someone has screen-capped this
>>28496919
If you're not baiting, then you should get yourself checked for autism.
Op just learn from the experience, next time look them up on facebook and instead of messaging some one just talk to them when they come back claim they dropped the card then talk a little bit
>>28496990
fucking kek OP, well fucking done.
>>28497546
>browsing /r9k/
>needing a doctor to tell you you're autistic
>signs up on facebook
>"omg I got a message from a stranger how disturbing this must make the news"
Women.
>>28496990
She likes you OP. She knew you would find the article, this was just the only way for her to contact you because her bf is abusive and would find out otherwise. You need to find her again and confess your love to her.
I'm posting to get my spot in this thread, it's going to be a legend.
She completely overreacted, but you were still creepy as hell OP. Doesn't looking at her stuff, finding out her name, and congratulating her boyfriend kind of sound like some serious stalker shit to you?
>>28497595
This, this all over
>>28497595
yeah you are right OP needs to look at this like an anime, she needs saving and she needs you to do it
>>28496990
Jesus christ it's disgusting how women will take any opportunity to brag about how attractive men have found them.
It's literally the only reason they pretend to hate this sort of attention. Without the pretense that it's some sort of egregious affront to their honor they can't tell everyone about how men are complimenting them.
>>28497289
That's not even an unusually hot girl, in fact she's not even that attractive.
>>28496990
Fuckin hell...
I always thought being an autistic robot is just a meme an this whole board is just roleplaying.
Do you really belive in Chads?
>>28497501
Lmao! I was just thinking the same!!! Buuut, I bet I can post it on r/4chan faster than you ;p
>>28497696
Well I mean, we don't have any proof it's OP, he could've found the article and then decided to play a prank. For all we know the culprit could be a normie
Wait, who's the second guy then? Or are both just (supposedly) OP? I'm not sure I understand.
>>28496919
Holy shit this has to be fake somehow.
>>28497740
>normies on /r9k/
Dont tell me you believe that meme?
>>28497773
Looks like OP has 2 accounts
not to be the boo-man here, but I don't even see why any of you would believe OP is tied to the event in the article.
I mean obviously he just SOME anon and he saw the article (it's 11 hours old) and wrote down this funny intro. Am I missing something?
That's 1000 times more likely than that THIS particular person is an anon here and who also happens to be that guy and stumbles about the article concerning him a few hours later.
screenshot the messages from your computer OP
>>28497844
Who cares? it really makes no difference whether it's real or not.
>>28497844
Why does the article being a few hours old affect when OP see's it?
>>28497481
I'm so glad that I'm the only person who responded to this
>>28497844
Whether OP is really the guy from the article doesn't influence the fact that someone was actually this autistic.
>>28497785
That's not what I said, I meant that the "stalker" could have been a normie, while OP just found the story. Nevertheless, of course there are normies here, why wouldn't there be?
>>28497929
Normies wouldn't do this. It's fucking creepy and total robot territory.
>>28497888
>>28497920
I'm responding to people saying
>good job OP
etc.
I don't see how one could even get drawn into that narrative. I wish I could.
>>28497896
The younger the article, the less realistic this guy from this city in this train who is also a 4chan poster on /r9k/, came across the story about him
>>28496919
>posts personal information on internet for anyone to see
>acts shocked and tramatized when she finds out some she didn't know found her
It's odd, but not shocking. That said, you live in a 1984 state like country, so i'd watch out how you """harrass""" people.
>>28496990
>http://thetab.com/2016/05/11/being-stalked-public-transport-89707
god bless you, op
>>28496990
It says that the names have been changed, what are their real names, OP?
>>28497970
>The younger the article, the less realistic this guy from this city in this train who is also a 4chan poster on /r9k/, came across the story about him
Wut? The messages clearly mention Edinburgh University, The Tab is a student news site, this article is on it's front page. OP could easily be the person in the article whatever time it's posted
>>28496919
>someone goes to enormous effort to compliment your appearance
>feel scared and offended by it
women are literally trash
>>28498044
Compliments by ugly people = offensive
Compliments by chad = just stick it in me
>>28498044
Because it was a total invasion of privacy. The guy is trash and the woman is a victim.
>>28496990
God, I fucking hate you OP. But damn I love you
>>28498072
>invasion of privacy
>>28498072
Kill yourself you white knight trash
>>28498071
Not many chads message a girl on a train rather than talking to her. In fact not even that, message her boyfriend first, then her.
>>28498164
That's my point, he's most likely unattractive, hence it being offensive.
>>28498187
No but she probably wouldn't have flipped if he'd talked to her like a normal person, and if a chad had messaged her boyfriend, then her, she probably still would've flipped
>>28496919
>>message dude and tell him he's a lucky man
>>message her too and say she was pretty
>>28496990
>>28496919
Tell me you've made this up after reading the article and it's not really you OP. Please. I feel very uncomfortable.
>>28497178
I'd beg to difer
>>28496990
>http://thetab.com/2016/05/11/being-stalked-public-transport-89707
holy shit this cant be real, it feels like i stepped into the memezone
Why has no one linked her this thread on her Twitter already?
https://twitter.com/phoebeluckhurst
>>28498219
I like this picture. it took me a second to get this one
don't worry anon op senpai just message the tab and explain how youre literally autistic and how that bitch has given you ptsd by making you feel unsafe and unwelcome by publicly calling out on your creepiness which its not like you can help seeing how your autistic
>>28498306
>https://twitter.com/phoebeluckhurst
But that's the author right? Not the girl on the train.
Calm down J there is no use arguing with normos.
>>28498306
This twitter page is actual cancer
>>28498357
Oh I didn't even read the article. When I saw "I was stalked" in the title I assumed it was the fucking author. I hate these clickbait articles.
>>28498381
If you read some more of the cunt's articles, they're all fucking retarded.
>>28498367
A true god among men
Pretty soon, girls will be traumatized when a guy says "hi" to them.
OP is an idiot, but this is a huge over-reaction.
>>28498279
she looks crazy
Dear OP,
Good job, best thing ive seen on r9k in a long time...cheers m8. Making self-centered cunts feel less safe-one at a time. You did nothing wrong m8, so dont you dare listen to these cucks defending the cunt!
~anon
>>28498279
Do you never leave your basement?
She's slightly above average, but I see hotter girls on a daily basis. She's hardly anything to write home about or, in OP's case, write a Facebook message about.
>>28498483
>She's slightly above averag
You made my point for me. Now go fuck yourself.
>>28498357
OP said that "she wrote a fucking article." So the author is the girl.
>>28498509
Could just have meant "she had an article written"
>>28498509
OP is not him you dipshit.
>>28498495
>You responded to someone who said that she wasn't that good looking with "I'd beg to difer," implying you do find her attractive.
>I responded that she is in fact not good looking.
>"You made my point..."
wat?
>>28496990
>I still thought it was a virus
>Shortly after this, the second guy messaged Sophie directly and still she gave him the benefit of the doubt, assuming this must be something to do with the open WiFi network
Normies are retarded
>>28497289
shitty hair
>>28497289
is that thing even a she?
>>28498576
>>28498549
>>28498423
>>28498404
Shhhh we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, do we?
>>28498576
finally someone else questions it. 90% sure thats a man
>>28498576
Xir is gender-neutral, you bigoted idiot. What are you from...the stone age? Get with the times!
Thread made it to r/4chan
>>28498617
eastern europe... here these things get beat up on the street regularly, just for fun
>>28496990
if it was any other board I almost wouldn't believe it but I believe it
you gotta play the autism card mate, should get you off the hook.
OP must be a fan of her articles.
(From 2 weeks ago.)
>>28498684
smear shit on the walls, ought to do the trick
>>28496990
Jesus christ op. Bravo
>>28498712
>>28498702
You have to admit it's not beyond the realm of possibility for these boards. In fact it's quite likely.
>>28498702
I think we're all fans of her articles now
Not taking it
>>28496990
I love the edgy /b/ tier fucks commenting spooky shit on the article.
>>28497740
I assumed OP is the slut that wrote the article and s/he made the whole thing up
>>28496990
>I thought it was a virus
With all the time uni normies spend on their fucking apple products you'd think they wouldn't be so fucking tech illiterate.
>>28498213
Flipped his dick maybe.
>>28496919
>be classy, sociable guy
>see pretty girl on public transportation (caring about the environment)
>figure it's smart to know more about a person before engaging in conversation
>oh gosh darn it, she's taken
>do the gentlemanly thing, congratulate the better man on his success
>can't neglect to compliment the lady directly, but she's already left
>just decide to message her too
>she flips shit
>triggered.gif
>try to explain myself, I mean no harm
>she gets a fucking article written about how i victimised her
>national student news site
>fucking normies man
>>28497289
she has manjaw
why did you compliment her OP?
>>28498973
Desperation presumably
>>28498873
Does the author of the article sound like the type to know about /r9k/, let alone post bait this good?
>>28497595
Nononono
Holy shit don't listen to this guy OP. She doesn't like you and you'll make it worse. Idk what this anon is smoking.
Next time if you see a qt just fucking talk to her instead of messaging her over fb
>>28496919
What if OP is actually the girl who wrote the article, trying to draw more views and attention to it?
>>28499112
Already been answered
>>28499038
I fucked up way worse than the guy in the article today. I completely freaked the fuck out of a girl on FetLife(I know I know but dating sites in my area are horrible and I thought I'd meet more open minded people there).
>>28499165
greentext it anon
>>28496990
>http://thetab.com/2016/05/11/being-stalked-public-transport-89707
Holy fuck anon, your retardation made my day.
>>28499124
Not by anyone intelligent. I think OP and the author are the same person.
>>28499179
Nah but since I did post that I'll give you a summary. I met a girl that was unbeknownst to me very traditional and restrained (think /pol/s ideal wife) and after mistaking her for being a freak I went into detail about some freaky shit I fantasized about sexually as a child. She was mortified and gave me a straight up I don't want to have anything to do with you response which is when you know you've really fucked up with a girl.
>>28499229
Go look at the author's twitter, or her other articles, i bet she doesnt even venture to reddit, I doubt she's ever even heard of 4chan, unless she thinks its a "the hacker known as"
>>28499238
why is a restrained, traditional, vanilla girl on fucking FetLife?
>>28499266
50 shades of grey that's why
>>28499238
At least she didnt get an article written about you
>>28499266
Because women do whatever the fuck they want, from anecdotal experience I'm saying this
>>28496990
My actual sides this is the funniest thread in a while
10/10 autism OP
>>28496990
Well fuck op, you dun fucked up. Hope they don't put you in the pokey
>>28497603
>my spot
but you're anon, anon has posted in this thread quite a few times already, this isn't reddit
>>28499266
I know married girls that hang out on semi-dating sites. Not to cheat just to fuck around. Women like to be courted ass-kissed. Also, anyone can get curios and it's like you have to put any identifiable information on FetLife if you want to just check it out.
>>28499317
They put you in the pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! I'm high as FUCK!!!!
>>28499356
stfu newfag postinginlegendarythreadmeme is common on 4chan dont try to ledditshame if you dont even know fucking 4chanculture
>>28499317
is that steve buscemi
Can't believe we got through this whole thread without a single persona harassing the author on twitter, ya done good anons, ya done good.
>>28499547
Kinda disappointed tbqh. I was hoping to see some death threats at the very least.
>>28499421
I want to put it in her pokey.
I liked how OP delivered.
i choose to believe, if you were superhot she wouldn't make a big deal out of this
>>28496990
>something changed in her
YOU BROKE HER OP
>>28499637
we shouldn't fuel roasties and make her point right.
Don't you think?
Lets just laugh and make OP feel better
Jesus that's embarrassing OP. I'm sorry man. This glass of Jack is dedicated to you.
>>28496990
Dear Lord God Almighty.
You actually did it.
The absolute madman.
This is why I keep coming back to this cancerous board.
11/10
God is dead
Congrats OP, you did it
>>28496990
nice profile pic brotato and also impressive that you found her with only the first initial.
>>28496919
What kind of a KEK messages the boyfriend first. TOP KEK.
It's so much creepier to stalk her facebook and message her rather than just complimenting her in real life. She's freaked out because you're a stranger and she has no idea what you're capable of.
She's not being super weird OP you are.
Fucking autism man.
>>28497844
Why must you shit on our good vibes? Of course everyone knows it's unlikely OP is the person in the article
>>28500923
Same here. Everyone is so insane, I just can't stay away.
I'm just wondering what was going through his mind when he did that...
ebin thread op
this shit is too rare nowadays
you'll always have a home here
