Post stuff you're somewhat proud of yourself for, I'll start.
>never killed a animal
>Did my best in life
Turns out my best wasn't good enough, but I gave it a shot.
>>28496864
>smoke weed every day
I even say dude a lot
Ended up a bitter robot instead of a desperate orbiter autist
>caught and killed a squirrel with my bare hands
>I can draw not bad
>Have natually good eyesight
>Dick isn't hideous
>I managed to climb up on a ladder high despite my intense fear of heights.
>I helped an old friend get through college
>>28496864
I've kissed a girl the same age as me
>>28496864
Bullshit, insects are animals too. By eating meat you're also indirectly killing animals by increasing demand.
Never did drugs I guess...
But I also never has friends...
>>28496864
I keep giving bad people good ideas
Never orbited a girl.
Wait, no, fuck there was that one time in middle school.
I got a poem by me printed in a book when I was a kid.
A cute girl sperged in front of me once. It was flattering.
Had a polish chick call me handsome once. Made me happy for ages
>managed to fuck a cute girl when I was 16
>she was 18
>>28498011
>having sex
Get out you normie
>>28496864
>overcame depression without the use of medication/therapy
>>28496864
After all this time, I am still alive.
I was really close to molesting a child once, but ended up not doing it.
>>28497109
>By eating meat you're also indirectly killing animals by increasing demand.
Technically that's true, but expecting to change inhumane slaughter through consumer abstention is unrealistic when the niggers in Africa and SE Asia are living on breadcrumbs and working 18 hour days.
If you want to help animals, get the banks out of the jews' hands. That's step one to pretty much everything.
>>28498199
You can't just say that and not greentext the story.
>>28498268
I can and will. The conclusion lets people who wanted to fap down and I get called a faggot every time I do.
>>28496864
I saved a people back in 2013
>Built computer when I was 16
>Lost virginity at 17
>Got into college at 19
Been down hill ever since I got into college, I was so fucking happy back then.
>>28496864
>Got one of the highest ASVAB scores in my class, though I was never interested in joining the military
>Used to do reviews for my school's online newspaper, people said I was a really good writer
>Medaled in cross country
Honestly can't think of anything else, I haven't done shit since highschool and i'm 20 years old.
>>28497583
Heh
nice kiddo
I'm only half-shit at guitar.
For awhile I was in a relationship with both my gf and her mom.
>>28496864
>never smoked weed even when the tried to force it down my throte
get fucked, normies stay guilty
>>never killed a animal
I once stepped on a frog as a kid to stop it from running away.
I'm sorry, pepe.
>>28499204
how could you, anon
he only wanted to live a happy life
>>28499204
cuming 4 u b get redy
>>28499241
i wasn't thinking, i'm so sorry
i unironically feel sad killing just bugs these days
>>28499204
>(you)
>orignulli raviolli ppepechinni
I am a virgin.Inb4 someone tells me this isn't something I should be proud of
>>28499309
you shouldnt be proud of something that doesnt take much effort in the first place. now if you tell me you've been diagnosed with nymphomania or something then we can talk.
>>28499309
it is. your prolonged abstaininst from the basic human desire is a fuck you to normies and our evil anatomy. it is of highest honor to be a wizard >implying your 30+
keep up the good work
>>28498011
>managed to fuck a cute girl when I was 18
>she was 24
>had a relatively big circle of loyal friends
>saved a few people from killing themselves and turned their life for the better
>am not a thirsty beta orbiter
>worked my ass off to get my own high fucking end PC
also
>knowing the feeling of building your own PC
>>28497026
Well done. I can tell that in the future prostitutes will never see your windowless white van coming.
>>28497814
hi jake
>>28499394
HOT DAMN ARE YOU ME
>been in a relationship with her for 2 years and still going strong
