Obscure wishes thread?
I sometimes wish I had a smaller head.
>>28496657
I wish I didnt had neckbeard
i wish i was a fisherman
tumbling on the seas
far away from dry land
and it's bitter memories
I wish I was a nut, I'm a nut, I'm crazy in the coconut.
I wish I could start a human dairy farm.
>>28497898
Sometimes I forget that boobs have a function other than being a sexual object
>>28498023
I find that other function a sexual act, even though it isn't inherently one.
...I have issues.
>>28496657
Okay this made me laugh. But why though?
Not sure if anyone would ever relate but I really wish I had a gf
>I wish I was skinny and had a cuter face, better jawline and thicker hair
>I wish I was a rockstar in an indie rock band which has a hot female bassist, and to be known for being amazing at guitar but proficient at other instruments too, and writing all the bands material which is well received by critics and fans, we don't need to be popular, either works
>I wish I had a wife and kids and owned a comfy farm in Scotland or Canada, or maybe even Texas or somewhere like that
>I wish my dad wasn't sick
>I wish I had nice facial hair
>I wish I wasn't fat but not skinny, built-fat level
>I wish I lived alone in Alaska, or somewhere where I can experience watching the snow near my fireplace
>I wish I had better hair
>>28498148
sauce required now
>>28496657
How big is your noggin, OP? I have a 22 inch circumference head and I feel like my head is too small despite being 5'7-5'8.
>>28498195
I didn't think this thread would have any replies and didn't feel like bumping, so I forgot about it.
I just think that people with little ass grapefruit heads are adorable.
>>28498626
Hey, mine is 22 inches in circumference and I'm 5'7-5'8 too. Weird.
I wish I had a sister, I really don't even know why. Im not much into incest or anything just the thought of another person always being there for me and someone I can talk with anything about is nice.
>>28499766
I have about 4 sisters and I wish I had a sister, or even a brother.
Thing is, I want a sister or brother who's like me.
I want them to actually care about me and be able to talk about stuff with me.
None of my current siblings really care.
To have a sibling who really gives a shit about you in this day and age is a rarity.
Don't let that mess up your dream though.
I wish I could feel something again.
>>28498246
>actually wanting to live in Scotland
Lived in Scotland almost my entire life. Fucking hate it. Though to be fair it could be worse but I can't wait to leave.
>>28500264
Are they older or younger than you?
I wish I could make myself gassy at will. I love to fart, but I don't do it often enough.
>>28496657
I wish I had a skyscrapper apartment so i could look down on the city from my window and watch the cars driving below.
>>28500288
I just now realized after like 10 years that that nose is a nose. I always thought it was a cyclops or something.
I wish I could be a monster that walked around desolate and empty parts of the world, being completely self-sufficient and able.
>>28497829
underrated comment
fucking love this album desu
>>28501222
>still waiting 16+ years for the new album
I wish I would die instead of live in pain miserably
>>28498246
>all superficial shit
>that last one
feels bad man
I wish that when the U.S. had occupied Japan after world war 2, they forced the Japanese to speak English, so that I could understand anime better.
Im sitting outside drinking beer in the rain. then suddenly I saw 3 frogs. The two big Chad frogs jumped away. but this little frog is scared to jump to the grass. Im calling him Mr. Pepe. he's sitting right in the gravel road and someone might run over him with their car and Im trying to convince Mr. Pepe to hop to the grass where it's safe but hes scared and he won't listen to me :(
>>28502251
he just hopped right into where a car would drive guys what do I do should I put on gloves and pick him up and take him to the grass? I don't want my froggy buddy to die T.T
I just want to sit in a dark room on my computer, left alone until I die. With no worries about money, no worries about expectations and noone to bother me.
somebody please help Pepe is in danger
I wish Mr. Pepe froggy could be safe and not scared and not get run over by a car
I feel like I'm watching a losing game of Frogger happen in slow motion
guys pls what do I do I don't want Mr. Pepe to die in my apartment complex parking lot
>>28502657
Take him inside and let him live like the hikki neet he was meant to be.
Get like a 20 gallon tank and some frog stuff for him
post pics
I wish I had the money to just be able to drive wherever I want whenever I want.
I wish that my ears would stop getting stopped up when I sleep. I clean them, but its only a matter of time before it starts happening again. I just want it done for good.
>>28502711
I would have but Im happy to announce Pepe has made it to the grass
I salute him
and now I just saw another big Chad frog its fucking Minnesota dude where are these frogs coming from its gotta be the meme magic and NO Im not high right now wish I was but Im not
>>28496657
I wish I had bigger feet.
