>be European
>have cool European or English accent
>go to America
>literally drown in pussy
>be American
>go anywhere in the world
>get murdered, kidnapped, or abused
That's cool I guess.
>>28494159
American women are unfaithful and sluts.
>>28494159
>implying east european accent is allright even in a slightest
everytime they think you're a russian, fucking hell
>>28494211
Americans think Russians are badasses.
>>28494249
maybe if poles could make it into the poland then sure, it would be pretty cool. we are fucking
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I literally tonally sound like Werner Herzog when I speak English. Is that considered attractive in the States?
>Be European
>Parents bring up teaching english to you
>come out with absolutely no accent what so ever, not British not American.
>Bland voice and tone
>>28494881
Post a vocaroo recording, everyone has an accent anon including you.
In Europe, people actually like the American accent. In America, only your average white girl falls for the British accent and most other European accents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuG_CeEZV6w
would this accent be considered cool in America
would he drown in pussy
>>28494851
yes
oreganilollama
>>28494881
the blandest, straightest, most monotone tone and voice possible is literally the American accent.. But at the same time, Americans can be some of the most expressive, tearjerking speakers there are.
I remember someone regarding European languages as being the best at portraying power while English was the language you can use to portray your soul.
Not meaning to sound pretentious, of course
>>28494922
>In America, only your average white girl falls for the British accent and most other European accents.
We had an exchange student from Prague at my high-school. He literally hung out with a harem of girls at all times. I think even some of the female faculty were interested in him.
>>28495029
I don't agree with this.
I'm South African, and to me American accents sound really weird in person. But I still prefer them to other English speakers.
Australians sound cringe worthy, and Brits often sound like absolute trash (except for the posh ones).
Even Americans with that southern Cajon accent can probably pull non southern girls with thier accents alone.
>>28495106
>I'm South African
trade lives with me
>>28495106
Somebody finally said it.
>>28495064
>American girls are so dumb they'll go for a fucking Czech
Top kek.
>>28494159
>be white
>go to asia
>literally drown in pussy and ladybois
>>28495106
you mean seewth eefriken? you lot are the most hilarious of all the anglosphere excepting for chavs and american niggers.
>>28495029
You only think it's bland because of media saturation. There are also like 16 different american accents.
When I was younger, for an entire half a year, I faked a British accent in junior high, given that I could actually do one quite well and even if it wasn't perfect, kids are too stupid to realize that.
I had people fucking hanging off of me. As one guy said, there was essentially a harem of girls following me constantly.
>>28495205
Oi m8 looks liek we gawt awsehlfs a downraight crawssed bloody Britbong/Ausfag.
>>28495225
That's most likely the case, yes.
>>28495132
You don't want to senpai.
>>28495205
That sounds Australian to me. My accent is like colonial English mixed with Afrikaans.
>>28494922
>In Europe, people actually like the American accent.
lol no
>>28495280
>colonial English mixed with Afrikaans
that's a good description of the general SA accent, from my experience
>>28494922
kek nobody here likes your burger accent
fuck off
>>28494159
>be European
>have cool European or English accent
>go to America
>literally drown in pussy
>come back to Europe
>Get beheaded
>>28495205
I love South African accents.
Just reading it makes me smile
>tfw deep voice
>tfw posh semi-British accent
>tfw looks aren't bad either
Feels fucking great. Apparently my voice is my best feature, which is nice(:
>>28495711
how can you have a "semi-british" accent? genuinely curious. Is English not your first language?
>>28495106
you guys sound like fucking shrek
>>28494922
everybody hates the american accent in england. they get dirty looks, usually because they're loud and obnoxious as fuck.
>>28495749
only chads are like that. most american bots are almost mute thats why it sucks being a robot in america
>>28494947
of course he would you stupid faggot
>>28495727
It's not, I was born in Russia, but I don't have a Russian accent - I have some mix of British, Irish and American, which doesn't really make sense since I grew up in London.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AwhRn0Tzad
>>28495823
It leans towards other accents. Not really American sounding.
>>28495280
As an American, how hard would it be to leane Afrikaans? I like your accents. British and Australian accents can suck a cock.oh wait, they do
>>28494211
>>28494295
>be Polish immigrant
>east coast
>a lot of "muh polish heritage" girls
>have Polish accent
>bitches love it when I say translate things into Polish
>tfw
>>28495891
how into immigrationpomocy kurwa
>be Norwegian
>have ugly Norwegian accent
>go to America
>literally still a KV
>>28495922
wygralem loterie wizowa desu senpai
>>28495823
You do have a nice voice but you don't sound the least bit American.
>>28495935
Had some Norwegians over once. My uncle was some high oil guy or something and brought them to our house to shoot guns, which they promptly started firing into the air at random. It was scary.
>>28495991
norwegians are well known to be oilniggers
>>28495962jebany, za ktorym razem
>>28495749
What about completely silent Americans?
I rarely talk unless my life depends on it and if they're lucky, I'll respond to someone if they seem nice and simply want to make small talk.
>>28495749
when I was in london a couple years ago girls were all telling me how my american accent is so sexy
>>28495205
o i m laffn
>>28495280
SA and aussie accents are quite similar (to american ears anyway)
>>28495823
I, unlike the others, can hear some American in there. It's quite strange, but I like it.
>>28496028
pierwszym
ojciec mi powiedzial ze to istnieje
>go to a bar in northern sweden
>talk about refugee policies and end up calling them cucks
>they are too beta to try anything
>leave with a swedish qt telling me she hates how her countrys downfall is because of cuckdom of swedish men who think its "cringy" to be high test and stand up for your opinions and openly disagree with "general SJW consensus"
>be french jew
>looks like a mexican
>have a big nose
>most people think i'm arab
Ha..ha
>>28495823
I can hear the other accents but I hear it (as canadian, which is basically American accent for the most part) if you were living in America for a while and slightly changed your voice
>>28495794
>most american bots are almost mute
and try not to leave their home, much less their continent
>>28496209
The Swedish are literally the fedoras of fucking Europe.
>german
>cool accent
Oh mann
>>28495225
Ohioians are typically newscasters because our English is pretty much as "plain" and as accessible there is.
>>28495881
>>28495974
>>28496233
Well I live in England, so it's quite possible that it just sounds American to the British. If you add up the time I've spent in the States you would have a month or two at most, so I don't see how it would have a noticeable effect.
>>28496059
Yeah, it's definitely unusual, but most of my exes have said that my voice was the thing they liked the most about me, so whatever works works, I guess.
>>28496388
damnitIwanttoliveincincinatti
>>28494188
Just like every western woman, or just women in general.
>>28494188
All women are, tbhfam
>be australian with accent
>go to america
> no pussy, everyone just tries to impersonate crocodile dundee to me
JUST
What about Canadian accents in Europa and Australia?
Oh yeah I'm sure the bitches will be all over my dick when they hear my thick german accent.
>>28494188
The Jewish media has hit you hard.
>be Australian
>shitpost
>Be British
>Have Birmingham accent
> Literally sound like a retard and is the worst accent in the UK
>can only date women my own kind
>tfw General American newscaster accent
>tfw no cool ruski or aussie accent to drown in pussy
literally what even is the point of being alive
>be slightly brown mexican with good beard genetics
>fake a spaniard's accent in english
>people believe it :^)
Not entirely true. As a britbong I went to California earlier this year. Most people were fucking ethnic or tourists. The very few American girls I did meet, well, they didn't exactly make a big scene of it. Though there were 2 girls that pulled over in a car to say hi and reacted like a justin beiber fangirl when they heard my accent, but that was just REALLY lucky of me
>>28496837
Yeh, that really is the worst accent in the UK. And that's saying a lot since I hate most northern accents. I'm sorry.
>>28496931
post pic of your skin to see what you consider slightly brown. inb4 pic related
>>28496931
Be a true spaniard not like you nasty ape,
Have an eastern europe accent and people everywhere I go tell me they love my accent. In my homeland I have a normal even annoying voice.
