>Be in the future
>get put in suspended animation capsule for survival/travel reasons
>in glorified lunchbox for 50+ years just sleeping like grandma sleeps, or at least according to mommy
>finally wake up, last of anyone on spacecraft
>everyone is up and talking already
>yawn and look down
>morning wood
wat do
I'm CAPTAIN KIRK!
>>28492682
>Chad points at me
>"Hey look, captain's log!"
>laughter pierces my soul
>>28492682
Looks like at least one rocket failed to launch
>[monolith howling intensifies]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhwWAciO6F4
>>28492747
>shoot space Chad with new built-in turboblaster
>>28492747
I thought Picard was the bald one?
>>28492870
Nah, you're thinking about that golden robot. Picard is the silver robot with that knight rider eye visor.
>>28492889
I thought the golden robot was Luke Starlicker?
Bumperoni for the futuroni boneroni
