My only goal in life is to have sex with a beautiful, incredibly sexy woman.
I will not die happy unless this happens.
Just proposition as many women as possible until one says yes. You'll probably find one within a year if you ask at least one per day.
Too bad. Unless you have a button that kills all chads, your only option is to pay for a hooker.
>>28492196
The only way this can happen is with a prostitute. $1,000 - $2,000 range. It's the same for anyone who isn't a 10/10 male or rich
>>28492253
Less than half of that will suffice
>>28492196
Yeah basically same, I don't care if she is a stacy, she could easily be a 7/10
Basically as long as she isn't a landwhale and she doesn't have a fucked up face
Also bareback only
So I know that feel
>>28492253
I will never fuck a prostitute.
I will ONLY be completely happy with bareback sex, cumming inside the pussy and watching the cum drip out, just like Chad gets to do.
>>28492294
damn fucking straight
you cant bareback a hooker
>>28492196
source for that video? very lovely. not even interested in fapping to it just wanna learn some things and be inspired
>>28492294
Can still do that with a prostitute senpai.
>>28492196
>happy
>sex
yes kid
>>28492303
seconded, sauce pls op
>>28492372
found it
http://www.xvideos.com/video5326150/my_luxury_vacation_full_of_art_bang
>>28492196
>that perfect body
Feeling like an Indian commenting on porn websites was worth it for this.
>>28492628
>an Indian commenting on porn websites
Oh, those are the best
>>28492650
There was a blog where someone posted those comments alongside professional stock photos of people on computers. I wish I could find it again.
>>28492294
If you want to drive a car you need the license first. If you want that you need the money.
>>28492679
Check the bottom for the link for some reason i cant link it directly
http://imgur.com/a/dluPy
>>28492679
Can't post it on here, fuck.
>>28492816
Same thing happened to me I couldn't even just say the name of the blog it's retarded
>>28492832
I think that they became too self-aware and are now faking posts. At least the good old ones are still there.
>>28492196
>piercing
intothetrash.jpeg
>>28492810
i'm dyingfampaibloxbotfuckfuck
I do that almost every night with my girlfriend, brehs. Feels good being high test
OP, you probably wont die happy whether or not you fuck a beautiful woman. The reason you can't get laid is more than likely vbecause you are a miserable sad sack piece of shit that spends his free time browsing a mandarin basket forum to hide away from real life. Even if you manage to get pussy you'll still be miserable because you'll realize how much time you've wasted obsessing over the idea of fucking a moist hole, you've literally put pussy on a pedestal. Your life will still be a pathetic empty void no matter how much pussy you get because what you've let your life become. You spend your time searching out the external to find happiness, instead of cultivating your internal landscape. You'll be unhappy in any endeavor you partake in because you are a shallow human being.
>>28493411
Man I agree with you but holy shit that wall of text makes you seem like a butthurt faggot.
>>28493245
>beautiful incredibly sexy woman
>>28493411
No u faggot wipe the chetos dust of ur self and try to find u dick
>>28493245
Stop shilling her everywhere
>>28493719
Is she an instagram model or something? Why would this guy be getting paid to spam her on r9k
>>28492196
>thread talking about sexy woman
>see pic of sexy woman
>open webm
>get 10 seconds of nothing but penis
well played
