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Prom (Disaster) Stories thread I'll start with mine: >Be
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Prom (Disaster) Stories thread
I'll start with mine:
>Be 14 year old robot
>People are searching for prom partners
>Due to some height limitations for partners and various other things that went in my favor I get to go with a 9.5/10 that was superior to me in every aspect(intellect, looks)
>I can see that she doesn't want to go with me but the pity she has for me can be sensed easily
>I decide to ask her to be my girlfriend during the dance
>Spend the upcoming month on my looks, fix my nails(even though I a male), get rid of the acne on my face, start paying attention to my meals, buy an expensive cologne.
>Deep down I know that I just couldn't be with her
>The day comes and we start dancing.
>As the dance gets close to finishing I say:
>"Do you know the biggest lie I have ever told? That I could be with you. I told it to myself. If I had one wish I would use it to go back in time and make up for the times that I didn't have the courage to talk with you."
>She laughs
>Her friends laugh afterwards
>I stop caring about my looks
>I completely abandon my social life
>And that's how I became a robot
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>>28492064
>14
>prom

Proms for juniors and seniors only
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>>28492105
Our country stole the idea of proms from the US.
Not everything is the same here.
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>going to prom
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>28492149
I was reborn as a robot.
Everyone can be saved.

(and it was mand
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>>28492201
atory)
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>>28492064
>going prom
>assuming other people on this board went to prom
get out norman, we don't take kindly to your type round here
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>>28492395
I wish that I didn't go
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Ik this 100% reeks of humblebraggin but I've never told anyone this and need to get it off my chest
>Be socially awkward jehovah's witness 15 year old
>Have crush on female friend
>Knows she likes me back but neither of us want to make first move
>One day she says to me "hey anon when the time is right, can you ask me to prom?"
>I shit myself bc JWs arent supposed to date before they're old enough to get married
>"Uhh yeah sure"
>Start panicking and distance myself from her bc I don't want to get in trouble or some shit
>After a while she loses interest
>I leave the JW religion but it's too late to go out with crush
>Around the same time her friend asks me to prom as a joke
>I say yes
>crush hears and annoyed bc she thought we were going together
>go to prom and speak to my "date" once the entire night
>Haven't spoken to either since
It's not the worst story in the world but I've been kicking myself about it to this day
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>>28493021
What's your religion now?
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>>28493041
Don't wanna label myself but I guess agnostic. Which ik is just the lazy man's atheist but I cba to soul search enough to come to a decision
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>>28493061
I don't call myself anything.
These labels are made up by us humans.
I believe in whatever is supported by evidence.
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What is prom?
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>confided to a friend I liked this girl, we'll call her C
>C was my oneitis
>Friend told C, C starts talking to me alot
>text with smiley faces, compliments, deep conversations
>holy shit everything is going perfect
>day of prom, me and her group are taking pictures
>she doesn't want to stand near me
>we go to eat
>she doesn't want to sit by me
>we only dance together once throughout the whole night
>Her friends had to encourage her to dance with me
>"Aww go dance with anon come on" They said
>We don't take pictures together in the booth, but she takes pictures with all her friends
>takes pictures with her ex
>dances with him
>watch as I get cucked in front of all of my friends
>I try talking to her afterwards
>she proceeds to ignore me
>My mom and grandma wanted the prom pictures
>she never gave them
>I get bitched at by my mom and Grandma
>Become depressed
>forced to go to her dance recital because I worked for the drill team, which she was on
>mfw had to be near her for another whole year and she continued to minimally acknowledge me
>mfw friends had told me she liked me
>mfw defeated af
>mfw all the emotion I felt for no reason
>mfw typing this out
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>>28493172
I mostly left the JWs not only because they flat out rejected evolution but the way they would argue against it. I'm pretty sure they wrote the book on logical fallacies when it comes to shit like that
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