I WISH I WAS STACEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28491810
Maybe in the next life, familia
>>28491810
Why? What do you think you'll get out of it?
>>28491928
i'M FIVE SECONDS AWAY FROM KILLING MYSELF
KNOWING MY LUCK I'LL BE REBORN AS YET ANOTHER UGLY MUTANT
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>28491810
So are you a mentally ill men or an ugly woman?
I WISH I HAD A HUSKY RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28491968
being able to go outside without being judged
people automatically assuming i'm a good person without having to work for anything
not being insecure with every fibre of my being at all times constantly
not being an ugly mutant who can barely look itself in the mirror
not wanting to hack off my face and various body parts every single day at all times
>>28492055
>various body parts
Really sucks, don't it
>>28492093
if i removed every body part i hated i'd be a pair of sentient ears
>>28492124
Even your eyes? I always find eyes to be the most commonly beautiful feature on someone
>>28491810
I wish I was Stacey's sock.
>>28491810
>>28491983
>>28492017
>>28492055
>>28492124
Be someone here's gf (me) or stop complaining
There is no such thing as stacey. Women are all capable of reaching that level.
Fuck off you stupid whore.
>>28492124
Post those ears, I need to see what's so good about them
>>28492205
yes even my eyes. my eyes are disgusting and too round and i have disgusting eyebags. the colour is meh/too dark/10.
my ears are okay i guess they are unoffensive. i guess if i thought too hard about it, i'd hate them too
>>28492259
How do you figure that, anon? Pray the ugly away?
ITT
>i'm so, so ugly that chad will only fuck me twice a week ;_;
>>28492055
Here, let my try to help you. We could talk and stuff, I'm very patient and good listener
>>28492321
this
/thread originaru desu
>>28492330
no kill yourself
if there is one thing i've learned being ugly means
a) everyone has ulterior motives and wants to hurt you
b) no one is genuine and you're just a punching bag for everyone to take their anger out on because you're not a perfect pretty stacey
commit suicide
>>28492321
>you accidentally trip and 29 men rush over to help
kek'd hard at this
i wish i had a hot Stacy friend. i would ask her if i could watch her get fucked by a huge cock (must be big and white) and maybe ask if she could send me pics or snapchats of her sucking his big penis.
me too
I'm a guy tho
>>28492370
you see? that's what's wrong with you, you won't give the guy a chance. now, to our eyes, you've become worse than a Stacey
>>28492017
is your name stacey/brittany/briana by any chance
>>28492409
Are gyarus the Stacies of Japan?
>>28492435
Nope, it isn't.
>>28492449
I dunno but they sure are cute
>>28492017
>>28491810
can you be my gf or bf whichever you are?
>>28492467
I'm already in a long term relationship.
>>28492524
Oh my god. Why did you make this fucking thread you NORMIE?
>>28492524
what the fuck are you OP or the other one?
>>28492548
Not my thread.
>>28492563
The other one.
>>28492548
YOU CAN STILL BE UGLY AND IN A RELATIONSHIP YOU KNOW?
SOME PEOPLE ARE MASOCHISTIC AND ENJOY THE PROSPECT OF BEING STUCK WITH AN UGLY MUTANT SUCH AS MYSELF WHILE PINING AWAY WISHING THEY HAD A QT3.14
>>28492563
i didnt make that post but i am opie and i am in a ltr too
>>28492370
>plastic surgery
>make up
>to get "fit" just need to eat less
Life on easy mode. Tbqhf
>>28492630
none of that works when youre deformed
fucking normie gtfo my thread
>>28492584
why are you here if you're in a relationship? is it not working?
>>28492626
you dont seem like you want to be in it. if the person loves you what's the fucking problem you drama queen.
>>28492672
I have transcended 3dpd and found joy in 2d.
Stacey wants to be more "unique" and "quirky" like you.
Get a Stacey friend and trade tips until you're both manic pixie succubi.
Then get drunk and make out with each other.
>>28492690
so then dump him you autist?
>my relationship doesnt bring me joy anymore
>still dating
begging to get cucked desu nobody can feel sorry for you when we struggle for women attention
females 2016
>>28492734
You seem to be confused, I'm single, but love 2d. I consider it a long term relationship.
>>28492775
So you want to be Stacy to attract Chad 3D men, but you don't want 3D men. Something doesn't seem right. Why the fuck dont you date someone who will take your non-stacy ass like 90% of people here would
>>28492820
I didn't say I wanted to be Stacey, >>28492017
is me, I just want a husky.
>>28492831
you two roasties are fucking confusing me you're inhuman
>>28492853
I didn't mean to confuse you anon, sorry.
>>28491968
dick, a lot of dick
maybe even some rich dick
>she'd rather be a personable and shameless goddess like Aqua than a calm and reserved one with grace and kindness like Eris
Oh well, praise Axis anyways.
>>28492989
>they don't want to be the adorable chuunimage
>>28492989
>>28493118
>>28492989
>>28493118
>implying i can identify with goddess-stacey or chestlet-stacey or loli-stacey
fuck off
if I had to choose one I'd pick aqua every time because at least she knows what real suffering is life. definitely wouldn't pick the fake-nice chestlet goddess, chestlets can DIAF for all i care
op btw
>>28493118
OH FUCK PUT HER EYE PATCH BACK ON BEFORE IT UNLEASHES AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
>>28493188
Aqua a shit though.
>>28493189
That was close thanks anon. Good catch.
>>28491810
I too wish I was a girl sometimes. Then I would be able to talk cute in Japanese without sounding like a faggot.
>when your bf doesn't think aqua is best goddess
I WANT OFF
THIS
RIDE
>>28493283
anyone with a relationship does not belong on this board period
>that feel when drinking yourself to death because your bf thinks lichbitch is best girl worst girl singularity
>that feel when your bf would rather orbit titcowclerk than aqua
>>28493223
please kys you fucking dong
MEN
CAN'T
HAVE
TASTE
>>28492205
ew wtf why is your eye all wrinkly are u chinese or something
>>28493283
>>28493334
>she thinks aqua is best girl
Dang how did your bf get mixed up with such a pleb.
>>28491810
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD YOU FUCKING WHORES, ALL OF YOU ROASTIES ALIKE. GO FUCKIN BLOG OR POST PICTURES OF RANDOM SHIT ON A WASTE OF SPACE PAGE THAT NO ONE BUT ORBITERS BROWSE. FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28493389
only plebs have preferences outside of aqua tbqh
>>28493283
megumin is best crimson demon.
>>28493469
Calm down, retard. Whores aren't going anywhere. Get over it.
>>28493475
Does that mean if he likes you over Aqua, he's a pleb?
>>28493480
p l e b
l
e
b e l p
>>28493504
yes
>>28493524
Would you cosplay as Aqua for him though?
>>28493571
IT'S MY DREAM UWU
>>28493497
WE WILL NEVER GET OVER IT. IF NOT ME, THEN SOMEONE ELSE. WE WILL HOLD ONTO WHAT WE HAVE EVEN THOUGH THESE NORMIE SHITS CAN'T HELP BUT LATCH ONTO OUR BASTION FOR A SENSE OF IDENTITY BECAUSE IN ALL THEIR FACADES OF BEING LIES A HALLOW, MEMELESS EXISTENCE NOT WORTH LIVING. FUCK YOU NORMIE, YOU AND YOUR LACK OF CHARACTER AND JUDGEMENT. GET THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>28493386
No I am a cute boy and I am white
>>28493592
Sounds like an easy dream. Just get the stuff together and he'll surely put it in your booty.
>>28493617
No, he's a pleb and he doesn't think that aqua is best girl, pic related
no Aqua-cosplay for him
>>28493646
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU FUCKING ROASTIE LEAVEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE IF YOU ARE DATING SOMEONE
>>>/b/
>>28493597
No can do, Pedro. The fembots stay. You just have to move over for people with problems other than that of your one little niche. You haven't cornered the market on misery, buddy.
>>28493646
Even if he didn't think Aqua was best girl, are you really gonna let that stop you? Surely you can convince his mind as Aqua.Or are you not dedicated enough to her?
>>28493708
You sound like an orbiter cuck bitch. The kind that smells a guys balls as he fucks his wife. There isn't a corner niche in hell for your level of faggotry. Even lbgt doesn't deserve you.
>>28493723
I'm the OP of this thread, fampai.
>ugly females cosplaying as Stacey goddesses
Not convincing in the slightest
>>28493761
Stop your whining. You're not the only one with problems.
>>28493808
So basically you're not dedicated enough. Got it.
