Can we have another GF begging thread? Post about yourself and Male Anons Post what you want in a girl. Femanons Post what you want in a guy. Reply to each othergays are ok i guess
>>28491672
o-okay I guess nobody wants a gf sorry
>>28491672
Name of anime yes yes?
Must have small feets and 5'8 or under
I just want an androgynous qt to play vidya and cuddle with
I already have a gf.
Quite strangely this is not original.
>>28492014
it's from tari tari
>>28492068
>>28492139
would you rather it be a boy or a girl?
>>28492068
>i am those things
>but i want my bf to know basic english
oh well...
a gf thats into blonde guys
>>28492068
My feet look like this and I'm 5'1 tall
>>28492661
Only if they also have blue eyes
>>28492727
I'll take you. post contact info
>>28491672
>mommy, daddy...how did you meet?
>>28492744
grey eyes are blue, right?please
A qt3.14 face, not obese, interested in a 6ft. muscleless /o/tist that studies philosophy, writes short stories and speaks three languages.
I...Im not begging for much am I?Apparently, I am. And if the God doesn't bestow me with a woman to love soon I'll an hero my ass
>>28492829
Shit.
Wrote it fucking unclear. Im the /o/tist begging for a qt.
It's pretty much the same interest I have in guys (as friends).
I'd like if she would be nice to me. That sounds very basic for some, but it's very rare in my opinion. I try to be nice and caring and I really appreciate it if I get that back somehow. Sadly, most contacts I had over the years made me feel like I'm just another idiot that you can treat like shit.
The biggest problem for me is that girls always give me the feeling like they are leaving me if I bore them for only a second. They have tons of other contacts that they can switch to if I'm not interesting or funny enough.
So tl;dr: I want someone that takes his (or in this case: her) time with me and doesen't abandon ship after 2 minutes. Also she should give me proper responses and no one word messages. I just don't want to feel like I have to beg for every bit of attention. I know that we are in the times of the internet and other people are just a click away, but it's depressing nontheless.
Also, it would be cool if they have similar interests as me (which are - suprise - videogames, movies and music). But you can have good conversations even if this isn't case.
...man, I really sound like a clingy faggot.
>>28493035
Tldrs are meant to be short and concise you idiot, if people arent going to read the rest of your post they arent going to read a paragraph tldr
>>28493035
how old are you anon and are you interested in friendsobviously maleor only girls?
>>28493060
Yeah I just realized that too. I was just in the flow of writing so I wrote more after the tldr than I wanted to. Sorry about that.
>>28493073
I'm 23 and I'm interested in nice people in general. So males, too. Also I think that the chance of an actual girl replying to my post is very low, so I'm not waiting for that anyway. How old are you, my man?
>>28492495
I don't care...
I just want someone ;~;
>>28493141
I'm 20, got a steam my boy?
>>28492829
You sound absolutely perfect for me but I'm a bit overweight and not cute. G-give me a chance...
>>28492829
Ill be your girlfriend. I need a boyfriend so I think we would make a good match.
A girl who's responsible and pragmatic. I'm not really that concerned with looks.
Okay, I'll try.
I'm a decent looking guy of average height, not too remarkable. Didn't have any luck with dating so far, and to be honest I'm not at all sure why, seems a bit unfair desu. ...
I attended college but quit after some time, and I'm figuring out what I should do with my life, maybe find a career in film like my parents.
In my spare time, I like to read, write my journal (can spend hours on it), and drive around in my BMW or relax outdoors.
Looking for a nice looking girl who'd be good to me... For quite some time in fact. I might seriously snap if I'm unlucky for much longer, haha.
>18, male, bi
I just want to be loved.
I want someone to talk to every day
I dont care after that point.
>>28493352
You sound like a manlet with great dick sucking lips. Are you good at opening doors?
INTJ dude with a good career looking for a smart gal to talk shit with.
>>28492394
Thx thx yesyes
I'm fucking lonely and I just want someone that I can rely on. I want someone I can talk to that doesen't give me the feel that I'm disgusting.No one can take this feel away from me though
>>28493277
>I'm a bit overweight and not cute
>no reply
Women can't be robots my ass
I just want a gf who plays osrs and isnt obese
Or a bf
Pls anyone
Sad man with sad tastes
Will you lie with me and listen to shitty music with me : (smol, trap robot please don't hate me ; - ;
>>28493545
Probably missed him, I doubt he stuck around for 25 mins.
>>28493545
he did say he didnt want obese women, you should have put your height and weight desu
>>28493614
you sound cutedescribe yourself or post a picture if you dare
>>28493545
This isn't me, but I wasn't surprised I got no reply. I don't think he would have stuck around long if all he was looking for was a gf.
>>28493703Not ready to post pictures.. At least here.. : ( I think i'm cute : ( what do u spend your time doing, friend?
; - ;
>>28493614
>>28493769
How old are you? Are you cute?
>>28493769
tell me more!do you have lots of cute clothes? i.... wish i had a trap bf but not a real relationship irl where we meet. just fucking end me
>>28493277
>>28493304
Wow, didnt expect that to get any responses. Uh...what now? First time I have the opportunity to talk with someone from 4chung outside a board.
She has to have some sort of hobby she is dedicated to, has a natural hair color and likes cycling/outdoors/photography.
>>28494285
Whatcha look like?
Reminder that no female will ever want you while you're overweight.
i'll do this again because why not
>19
>m
>6'3"
>little overweight, kinda have a gut
>short-ish brown hair
>glasses
>blue eyes
>deep voice
>stupid sense of humor
>main interests include vidya, history, music, and writing
>i like anime and will watch it with you but im not really a weeb
i'm pretty much looking for anyone at this point, preferably date girls though, but i'll talk to pretty much anyone and i live to be included in skype groups
>>28494319
180cm, usually clean shaven with a buzzcut, on top, or shaved head with a beard. Aethletic build.NEET
>>28494379
Would you like to email? I can make a quick throwaway or something.
>>28494379
Also, what else do you look for in women? I don't want to disappoint you in any way.
Great thread. This is exactly why I come to /soc/
>>28494444
That gesture alone makes you ideal, also nice quads.
Can I have a brown muscular man please?
>>28491672
Someone cute who smells nice so we can cuddle. Im a neet because i cant find a job and didnt get accepted into university. But im good looking i guess.
[Spoiler] im portuguese though fucking end my life [/Spoiler]
>>28494523
what do you smell like? would i want to cuddle you?
>>28494518
Also he needs to be confident and funny
I don't care if he's nice or an asshole I just want to be ravaged by a BBC please. Yes fembot
My stats:
6' 2"
Not fat
6/10 face
Make avante garde music
Read books
Watch animu
Into film photography
Do physical activity sometimes
Like to go new places
Where is my QTP2T
>>28494651
Right hereassuming you aren't hetero
>>28494001I-I don't have a lot.. I wear a sailor uniform and shimapan.. If i can be bothered i'll take some pictures soon..S-sorry i was eating!
My stats:
Short (like 5' 6")
qt 3.14 (not hot but qt)
Similar music taste as me
Likes to cuddle
blonde or black hair
We really wouldn't have to do anything just hang out and play vidyagames or whatever
>it's another anon turns gay out of desperation episode
>>28494742
Goodness graciousthat is adorable hnnng i want that. what is your height and weight cutieboy. c-can i be your pretend internet bf
>20 m
>like 5'11 and skinny
>been told i'm attractive (no underbite, prominent cheekbones etc), dark hair brown eyes
>kind of awkward+quiet around new people
>like biking and hikes, also playing cheap multiplayer steam games when not alone
I just realized you're supposed to post about your ideal partner and not yourself, oops.
>looking for girl (biological girl)
>don't have to be skinny but enough self control to not be fat and pls don't eat at fast food places
>being over emotional is fine, just don't create drama all the time
>be fine with spending lots of time together
>submissive
I only have one requirement for a girlfriend
She has to believe in FATE
lmao
I don't really care
I just want someone to talk until 3 am
Nothing more
Well, it would be really cool if she tolerates my autism-o
So yeah
>>28494826
w-wellmaybe one day.. I'll take some pics of myself soon, next time I see this thread i'll post them and try and find you! <3[/spoler]
I dont really know height but it's probably somewhere between 5'2" and 5'6".. I- I don't think im very fat
Me:
>18
>Straight
>5'7" / 170cm
>120lb / 54kg>spic
>Dark brown hair
>Brown eyessome people have asked if I'm asian because of their shape
>Have been rated 6-7/10 before
>I fell for the streetwear meme
>Wear glasses
>Meme haircut
>Used to be really into vidya
>Ocassionally watch anime
>Love walking aimlessly
>Music ranges from mainstream to obscure
>Read books
>Agnostic
QT3.1415:
>Girl
>Don't be anorexic
>Don't be a lardass
>/fit/ is okay I guess
>Be at least a 5/10
>Have a qt haircut
>FLAT IS JUSTICE
>Try not to be too much of a weeb
pls be in South America
>>28494983pls be my fake internet bf and send me cute pictures of yourself being girly ;__;
Looking for girl only requirement is being a funny sociopath.
>>28493328
I'm super pragmatic. If you have a qt voice I'll be yours.
With being a robot, trying to imagine an ideal gf is like a starving african trying to decide his favorite caviar brand. I'll fumble in the dark anyway.
> cute, not fat
> smart
> not afraid to have her own opinions and interests
> willing to go outside the mainstream if her interest takes her there
> long hair
> likes to cuddle
> interesting to talk to, not just one-word responses or only talking about shopping and partying
>>28495022
>QT3.1415:
this nigger cant even cite pie
3.141592653
round up retard
Why is this /soc shot allowed?
asian male
starting uni after summer
smart but lazy, a but awkward but i can talk to a girl
lf a white qt like this
>>28491672
Literally a girl I can fully trust.
That's it. But that in itself is already too much to ask, so here's to a lonely life until I an hero.
>>28495024You're very sweet! I hope I find you soon, goodnight; - ;
>>28495529you came here and posted to not want a bf? o-okay s-sorry ;~; goodnight
>>28495574
I am going to bed and can't really engage right now but I'll try and find you!
>>28495621
i dont think i'll come to another thread but thanks anyways i just wish we could have talked privately
>>28494253
>tfw when you thought some fembots to talk to and it failed
>tfw streets too busy to go for a ride
>tfw captcha keeps asking if youre a robotanother sad afternoon/otra tarde triste/andere unglucklich abend
>>28495265
Define qt. Some people have said they like mine but it's definitely not deep.
>>28495781
nah its not, I can tell you're one of the fags that is pushing it everywehre
pepe will always be 6000x times funnier than dat boi
retarded autistic meme for newfags
>>28495803
I think you missed familia.
>>28495781
Such qualities aren't easily defined. I suggest a vocaroo if you doubt your voice.
>>28495898
Probably a good idea desu. Can't make one until I'm out of work though, regret.
I'm a fat guy (300lbs at 5'8), who's looking for a fat girl. pls
>>28494554
I smell like head and shoulders i guess. I bathe every day if thats what youre wondering
>>28496047
Well I was hoping you bathed but you asked for someone to smell good so you could cuddle, i was wondering if you smelled extra cute or something.if you smelled like fruit or flowers that would be really cute desu
>>28496170
Well yeah i do. Its flower scented.
>>28496198
that's adorable, too bad i live in the US. id wear girl scents for you if you wanted...
>>28495965
then we're not time zone compatible to begin with. Bummeerrr.
>>28496225
So youre a guy huh?
>>28496240
yeah are you not? that would be a shock desu
I don't know of what I want, how to be interesting, or anything about anything that isn't books or engineering or all that easy stuff.
I just want to cuddle.
>>28496262
Yeah I am. I just didnt consider cuddling with a guy. Meh whatever, id still love it
>>28496230
I work in the evenings/nights if that makes a difference.
>>28496288
sorry i should have assumed you wanted a girlunless you're bi?but even if not cuddling still feels nice. Especially if we both smelled entrancing and cute.
>>28496329
Never tried. Lets make out too i guess
>23
>F
>Gay
>4'11
>White
>NEET
>Skinny
GF
>Age irrelevant
>Must like either anime or vidya but has other interests outside of it
>Not fat
>Gay, none of that Bishit. Trannies kys.
>Preferably reserved
>Preferably wants to watch anime together then eventually move onto voice/video chat
>Preferably A Student/NEET/Part time worker who has a lot of spare time
Repostfromthefirstthreadblox
>>28491672
there's a cute girl at work that likes me
I think she's cool and everything, but she's extroverted and I imagine getting tired of her very fast. Like one day fast. I want an introvert
>>28496393
that's very forward desu pretty hot now i want to cuddle you more
do you have long hair and how old?
>>28496296
Not if you work 5 days a week
>>28496454
Nope, I only work Wednesdays and Saturdays right now. Weird, I know.
>>28496444
>>28496393
Fuck off fags, this is a gf begging thread, not a bf one.
>>28496444
My hair reaaches my mouth if i stretch it. Im 20
>there's only one girl I'll ever love but she backstabbed me and broke my heart
>other girls cannot come close to how she made me feel
>still get nervous when I'm around her
H-hold me.
>>28496510
I'll check the thread when I wake up then
>>28496562
well that sounds nice, my hair is short and i'm 20 too. would you want tocuddle often and make outor what would an ideal day be?
>>28496640
I got ya botbro. After 5 years she literally dumped me after so much emotional and sexual intimacy...now I just wanna die. Couldnt even get a fembot to talk to in this bread.
>>28496678
Sounds good to me, hopefully it's not dead by the time I leave work.
>>28496690
An ideal day would be ordering pizza making out, watching shows/movies/anime, maybe going out to the park and yeah cuddling often
Bumping for the epic win.
>>28496747
id love to spend that kind of day with you anon. could we hop into bed and spoon to sleep after that long day?
>>28496786
What is this, 2008?
>>28496725
We never went out in the first place.
I told her how I felt about her in confidence, told her not to tell anyone, not 2 weeks later everyone in the office I work in knows.
I don't know why I'm so emotionally invested in her.
>>28496800
Hell yeah. Do you prefer being the little or the big spoon? i enjoy both to be honest.
>>28496428
>4'11
I'm gay but that's just awks as I'm 5'9, sorry.
Femanon. Tall, slender and likes to dominate.
Looking for out of shape NEET to take care of and make cockslave.
Doesn't have to have delicious aryan traits but is a plus.
Can't be brownskinned.
Can't be balding.
Must be shorter than 5'11".
throwaway email: [email protected]
>>28496871
Why can't I be balding fuck, I fir everything else.
ill greentext this then read over the thread
>22
>male
>live in murrikah
>neet who lives with his twice divorced mother
>fat
>recovered meth addict
>only abuse booze and prescription meds now
>only had one gf
.>still a virgin
>would likely be paranoid if you were talking to other guys
>hate myself
>what i would want
>female
>love me
>dont cheat on me
>be faithful to me
>honesty
>willing to work at making a relationship work, i dont believe that people just "click", i believe its something that is built, over time
>can handle my paranoia, show me its unfounded in fact
>bonus round
>has her own mental issues
>self harm
>low self esteem
>i just love "crazy" really, im fucked in the head myself. i think its because i can relate
p-please respond
>>28496871
UK?
5'8" here
>>28496845
i've never cuddled but i would love to be eitherare you a switch sexually because i am
Making me want to hold your hand and show you off to everyone as mine desu what's your height and weight?
>>28496891
Sorry anon but I have shallow interests.
Until then try doing pic related. It might help you and it's cheap.
>>28496871
This sounds too good to be true. What's the catch?
I adore dominant women and like being submissive but I'm not really the best at it, I'm a bit of a brat so it's not worthwhile if you aren't confident.
>>28496987
B-But I shave it all off anyway ;~;
>>28496867
Used to it desu.
>>28496969
America, sorry.
>>28496988
The catch is that I'll probably try and control most of your life, but at the same time, very nurturing. And if I'm on r9k clearly there's something wrong with me. But I just want a slave so I gotta do what I gotta do.
>>28497027
if it helps i really like your interests and I'm sure there's someone suited for you out there, ever tried /lgbt/?
>>28496975
>>28496975
Im 183cm and kinda skelly with 60kg. But i have a chronic stomach disease so i cant get fat.i dont consider myself to be anything, i just do what feels right. Most of the times i like being down when im tired, other times up when im feeling energetic or mad
>>28497066
That sounds like less of a catch and more of a boon...
The dangerous question here; would it be an exclusive thing? As I said I can be a brat, I don't share well and I don't like to be shared.
>>28497074
hnnnng that's skelly and cutie as hell i'm sorry about the stomach disease.so depending on your mood is whether you want to bottom or top. you dont act feminine or girly ever do you?
>>28497072
I don't like that board.
>>28495655
Hey uh... I'm just a random anon who kinda glanced through that convo you shared with the other anon.I would love to pick up where he picked off... and I'm definetly interested in a qt trap bf
>>28497193
Nope, I dont. But im not super manly either. Just normal
>>28497243
but im not a trap though, he's the trap. i'm a generic boy that wanted a fake online relationship with him.
>21
>5'8"
>5.5" uncut
>Ottermode when I make an effort, but currently underweight skinnyfat (potatonigger genetics I guess) also major gyno
>Blue eyes and shoulder-length wavy brown hair
>Have been told I look like a homeless Daniel Radcliffe
>Decent sideburns but otherwise shitty beard genes
>Vidya and shitpost to excess, but also musically literate (I play 7 instruments) and well read (not quite on /lit/ levels of elitism though)
>Quite eclectic musical tastes, been playing a lot of prog folk recently
>Quaker, but have been on a break recently. For a group that spent most of their history getting cucked by puritans, they sure can be a bunch of hypocritical normies
GF (bearing in mind this is IDEAL, I'm perfectly happy to settle for WAY less)
>A girl (years of tfwnogf have left my slightly prison gay but I don't think this counts as I consider it a form of brain damage rather than genuine sexuality)
>5'8" or taller
>Neither hamcontinent or hungry skeleton
>Natural Redhead
>Firecrotch 70s bush (not into body hair elsewhere though)
>Not SJW (no SJW haircuts or glasses either, dyed is ok)
>Plays vidya and 2 or more instruments (mayonnaise does not count)
>Shares my taste in movies
>Sexually depraved but not promiscuous. It's not so much about judging her for the amount of sex she has had, more that I don't wanna be judged for the amount I haven't
>Medium-DFC boobs
>Similar sense of humourI'm really paranoid I've been too specific and people will recognise me from the description
>>28497141
I want someone dependent on me and if they act up, there will be punishment. Cheating or openness not acceptable, on either side.
>>28497286I'm just an idiot who responded to the wrong person desu
>>28493486
Are you looking for a boy or girl?
>>28495757
You can kik me if you are interested anon :^D
>>28497255
i see but would you be opposed to doing feminine stuff like dressing up?and moaning for me ;_;
>>28497299
That sounds pretty ideal, I emailed you. That's almost too good to be true.
I'll try my luck
my life is as fucked as it is
male
uk
job keeps me in reasonable shape
short brown hair
5.11
likes beer and football
looking for qt girl
from uk
not overweight
not black
>>28497347
>I emailed you
As did 11 others.
>Me
Race: A WHITE MALE
>You
Interests: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>28497357
do you have a template for me, my friend?
>>28497342
So im the designated girl of this relationship huh? Sure whatever, i might dress up once or twice. I used to alot when i was a kid. Taalk aabout yourswlf too, where do you live, stats, anything
>>28491672
> natural red hair
> likes learning new things
> virgin
> not fat
> sweet singing voice
>>28497442
allahu akbar friend
dfgfd
>>28496871
When you say out of shape, does that mean you want them to be fat? Because I'm kind of underweight ...
>>28497477
are you grill when you say you have sweet singing voice
>>28497414
That's not really surprising, you sound pretty amazing. I guess I'll just keep talking with you here if that's okay.
I'm pretty easy to sum up; I'm really smart but have absolutely 0 affinity for real life. I hate being in control or making decisions but always want to feel safe. I have no problem with you eventually controlling every facet of my life, I hope I can trust you that much but it would probably be gradual, I'm not quick to cede control willingly, you'd have to take it.
You'd be all set after that though, I'm eager to please and a bit clingy. If you assert yourself I'll probably end up your slave for life pretty easily. My email was also the awkward hello.
no girl will ever date someone who doesn't have friends so what's the point?
My ideal gf would be attractive (obviously), at least a foot shorter than me, sexually submissive, medium-long dark hair, likes video games, is a movie buff, into extreme sadomasochism, and has the same music taste as me.
>>28497457well no, i would like to be the girl sometimes too i'm a switch after all. that would be really hot desu id do anything for you too.
I'm 5'11, about 130 or 140, I live in the US ask me anything you'd like i dont want to make you uncomfortable by asking you too much sorry
>>28497633
Oh youre also a skelly like me. Damn, match made in heaven. Do you do any kind of drugs? Alcohol? Hobbies? Whats your ideal day? Which state in the US?why am i so turned on when i originally came inn here looking for a girl]
>have no physical form
>I'm an astral projection
>like to meditate and read
>probably schizoid but I don't want to tell a therapist about it
>operate on precise layers of irony
>usually dehydrated
Looking for
>someone to mutually improve with
>insane in some way preferred
Fuck gfs and bfs only respond to me if you're a 5th dimensional construct
>Gender
Male
>Age
18
>Race
White I guess? I'm brown from the waist down though; Puerto-Rican and Italian mix.
>Sexuality
Bi, I'm into pretty much all types of girls, and all types of guys. Only exception being hyper mascuiline guys, ie. Chad
>Height
5'5
>Weight
170 lbs. I got a little bit of weight on me. Wouldn't call myself fat though.
>Eye Color
Hazel
>Country
United States
>Interests
Video Games, Politics, Coding, Computer Repair, Technology, Philosophy, Music, Song writing, Dogs, Anime, and Nature walks
>What I'm Looking For
Well... Like I said earlier, I'm into pretty much anyone who isn't a hyper masculine guy, past that if you think we're compatible, or just want to lose >Tfw no bf/gf
I'm up for it.
>>28497711
No I don't do any of those. An ideal day would be playing vidya, cuddling with a cute person that i love, sleeping together, cute touching,lewdcooking dinner for each other i dont know.California and I know, I was doing the same but i'm so deprived of love and affection that even cuddling with a skinny boy that smells sweet would be nice
>>28497806
Nice, cali is nice and warm. Im in lisbon
>>28497934
is there anything else you would like to know before i fly out to lisbon and marry you?
>tfw no cute portugese boyfriend to cuddle with all day
>>28497711
>turns gay after one thread
Welcome to /r9k/
>>28497764
You're a fucking spic you nasty manlet. Kill yourself.
>>28497967
Bring chipotle with you. I keep fucking hearing how good it is but that shit doesnt exist here. Also gay marriage is legal here but good luck getting anyone to marry you at all
i just want someone to come on skype and talk to me as I fall asleep
as long as you don't have a noisy fan or some shit I'm cool
I'll say cute things before falling asleep, maybe
>>28498060
i never eat it desu, you guys make the authentic stuff why would i bring our interpretation? alsodoes that mean you wouldn't consider marrying me?
>>28498080
Hey come on thats not very nice. We dont eat mexican or any variation of spanish food whatsoever. Kinda stereotyping but okay. I meant, good luck getting a priest to marry a gay couple.
>>28498126
It was a joke silly i'm sorry~oh they dont do that, maybe we could have an unorthodox wedding i dont know. or we could just live together forever happily. i wouldnt want to spend a minute away from you if we were together
>>28498170
>>28498126
i-i guess i fucked up s-sorry ;~; hopefully you can find someone a lot better than me. i didnt mean to upset you cute portugal anon. Maybe someday you can forgive me for hurting you.
>>28496987
>tfw balding and started taking this and using conditioner
It is downright shocking how much stronger and thicker my hair (what hasn't already shed) looks thanks to just those two things.
me:
>22 years old
>6'0" 160lbs
>wavy/curly blond hair (shoulder length, i usually wear it up in a bun), blue eyes, trimmed/short beard, very pale skin
>i dress and mostly look like an unbearable hipster man from 2014-2015 but i don't really give a shit
>got a BA w/honors in history from a 4 year liberal arts place, going to graduate school in the fall for an MA in the same thing
>grew up with a bit of an appalachian accent but mostly lost it over time
>smoke weed but don't do drugs other than that, alcohol obviously excepted
>hobbies are mostly either academic interests, vidya, or baseball (yeah i know)
>menial bookstore job selling shit while i wait to move to grad school
>no gf ever, obviously not a virgin but nobody has ever expressed interest in me beyond immediate physical/sexual interest.
what i'd want in a gf
>human
>female
>somewhere around my age, probably youngest 18-19 and oldest 24-25
>genuinely likes me and wants to have me around
>faithful
>intellectual, bookish a plus
>kind, compassionate
>cute, i.e. not tremendously over/underweight, decent aesthetics,
>clean, i.e. no diseases
>weed a plus but i don't give a shit really
>politics are whatever but absolutely nobody who describes themselves as "alt-right," "pro-life" (i'm never going to have sex with someone who would categorically refuse to abort an unplanned pregnancy) or acts like any part of /pol/ including /leftypol/
dying alone inc.
>>28496428
aww anon you seem really cute and I fit into what you're looking for, but sadly I avoid LDRs
>tfw no cute, small, older gf
however, I'm sure you will find what you're looking for in /lgbt/ /lesgen/ like the other anon said
>>28496871
Is this girl still around? I have some questions if you are.
gf
>shorter than 5'7
>black hair
>pale skin
>qt
>patrician movie and music taste
that's all I want
>>28498543
Dying alone tbqh mi familia.
Just give me the real life version of this, I don't even care about the money. I'd marry her and have a shitload of kids with her.
I'm a man. I'm 5'7'', slightly muscular, white and have fluffy hair. People often stroke it. I'm 65kg heavy, fuck freedom units.
I'm introverted, but not socially retarded. I prefer to be alone, but talking to people isn't an issue
Obligatory anime, vidya, etc etc check.
Please talk to me, internet women.
>>28499458How big is your dick?
oddly not original
>>28499748
Clearly it's not big enough.
>>28499458
>5'7", white, fluffy hair
>introverted, anime, vidya
Are you me?I'm skinny as fuck at 115 though. God bless freedom units.
>>28491672
If you don't mind a khhv blackbot, I'll list my traits.
Pls don't call me a nigger, I'm just lonely
I'm very musically oriented and would need a gf who would be supportive/is willing to put up with that. I'm in two live bands/projects and spend a lot of my time listening to new music and creating it. (listening to metal and creating drone/dark ambient)
I'm pretty adventurous, and am actually leaving where I live now (North Carolina) to travel the United States starting September. I'm planning to move to Colorado for a while and then after a few months pick up and move around a lot, all the while living in my car.
In a gf I'd want somebody genuine, humourous/able to take black humour, kind, gentle, loyal, and not ugly/fat. Also somebody who would like to watch anime with me would be nice.
tfw no girls want a guy in a wheelchair
;-;
>>28500951
How'd you end up in a wheelchair?
naw, I'm way out of your league if you browse this board. I only come here ironically.
>>28500978
genetics memed me at birth
>>28500991
My condolences.
So you've never been able to walk?
Can you feel anything in your legs?
>>28501024
>my condolences
kill urself my man
I used to walk but I got weaker over the years. I can feel everything I'm not paralyzed
>>28500985
haha same dude xd
Do people ever actually find someone to talk to in these threads?
Me
>late twenties
>br
>can cook and take care of a house
>code stuff for living
>pt-br, english and basic german
>into music (own a basic cd collection/played drums for 2 years), philosophy (Plato taught me how to explain my waifuism), WWII and japanese culture
>practice shmups with an overpriced arcade stick and TATE monitor everyday
You
>must have cute feets[email protected]
>>28501050
Wow, fuck you faggot.
I was trying to be nice.
Enjoy being in a wheelchair you defective cretin.
Roll yourself into traffic and do the world a favor
>>28501067
It actually worked for me once.
The girl killed herself after she saw my face.
Not even kidding
>>28501121
>>28501121
That's better. I'd rather you be an asshole to me instead of giving me meme condolences. Next time you see a cripple remember that they are probably terrible people like you and me
>>28501067
I had a nice conversation with a femanon the other day. She hasn't messaged me again since, but one night of talking is cool I guess.
>>28501143
>>28501165
was she qt??
original comment
>>28501159
Oh, I avoid cripples irl.
You faggots are like women enjoying favoritism but being complete assholes.
You'll never have a gf with that attitude.
t. Fembot
>>28501189
First guy here
Yes, she was half Asian and half white
>>28501190
Good, if a cripple saw your face you'd probably cut their already short lifespans in half.
t. Alberto Cripbossa
>>28501165
kek
i was talking to someone and they were talking about how everyone they talk to always stops talking to them after one day
i told them i enjoyed talking to them and i wouldnt do that
next day i messaged them again
no response kek
I'm a man. 5'4 short as fuck but I eat well and work out as well as take care of hygeine, so at least there is a nice slathering of make up on this pig. Relatively muscular, brown eyes, wavey brown hair. Into Video games, hiking, raving, really just nature, media and getting so fucked up I can't feel my lips. Dick is about 7 inches long and an inch and a quarter wide. Apparently it's bigger than most people expect because of my smol stature which I will honestly say is pretty nice when I bag a girl. Honestly I've had sex with 50 women, all raging in scale from strippers and models to women who look like they took time off from guarding the bridge to fuck me. I just like sex in general and have it at every opprotunity. At this point kind of just want a steady qtgf, but women say that I'm more fuckboi material than someone they would want to date. It's ok tho, I kind of like being used like that. My type of woman is one that likes to have have freaky subserveiant sex for hours on end, likes to get fucked up but is also kind of anti social when not. Likes video games, cudding, watching netflix, hiking. Shorter than me is nice but since I'm a fucking manlet I'm not even going to be picky about that. Really just not totally fucking fat(takes care of her body to some degree) and not retarded are my standards
>>28501398
>5'4
Don't ever have kids
I mean it
>You know that you'll never find what you're looking for but you still keep posting anyway
>>28501288
I know that feel. Most anons from here seem to do that, I usually send em another after a couple days if they didn't message me first but hey whatevs. One guy told me he had no friends and nobody to talk to, so I added him. Talked to him for a night, then checked his skype out of curiosity
>350 friends registered
Yeah okay buddy. I think he tried flirting with me too despite me telling him I'm straight.
>5'7.5
>18
>Male
>Brown hair and eyes
>Pale skin
>I like language, history, and music.
>In an orchestra and a chamber ensemble
People say I'm pretty funny, albeit reserved. I think I'm just looking for a sweet vanilla girl who's also a switch and doesn't mind gfd. Preferably with qt feet, small/no breasts, chubby or skinny, no dyed hair, and a qt face. I don't care about your height really. If on the off chance someone wants to get in touch, use my throwaway email. tfwnodomgf at gmail.
>>28496957
nigga u wack as fuck.
>>28496957
>degenerate white trash meth addicts have had gf's
>no women even know my name
Fuck you so much
>>28501288
Same thing happened to me. I talked to someone for a few weeks and they made a big deal about how the last time they made a long term friend online the person disappeared.
Inevitably they did the same thing to me, some part of me is worried they got killed or something.
I'm 5'4. Literally okay with anything at this point./
>>28501603
Even if I was 6'4 I wouldn't. Children are like a fucking parasite
>>28501831
I'm also 5'4 and get laid. The key is to put yourself out there and have confidence. You're going to get rejected alot because, comon we're fucking manlets. But if you exude confidence then some women out there will forget about your shortness long enough to let you rattle one off into their mouth at least.
inb4 kill ys, don't breed, etc
>>28501940
The advice "be confident" isn't usually great.
>>28497321
Fembot?I fell asleep. Please answer...p-please be a grill
>>28502399
I'm a guy :^D
femanon.
I'm very blunt and would like someone else who is equally as blunt. But I do like sweet shy cuties too. I'm also hispanic and tan, so apologies if that's a deal breaker for you.
Height doesn't matter.
I just want someone with a good and autistic sense of humor. I love dem hilarious boys. I would also like someone who can be sweet and actually cares about something. Someone who is not dead inside is great.
I probably won't expect much from this because this is r9k. have a nice day, bots.
>>28502501
>I'm hispanic
Do you have a nice ass?
>5'7
>20
>m
>kinda brown
>really dark eyes
>longish dark hair
>skinny fat but without bitch tits
>not into anime
>into vidya, but way more into movies and tv shows
>heard a couple of times that I'm funny
>like to read from time to time
>not obsesses with sex
>not into any weird fetish
>kinda romantic and would never be able to cheat on someone
>don't mind weirdness or hang out doing basically nothing but spending time with you
>>28502513
That's a personal opinion,anon.
>>28494370
d-do you happen to like pickelhaubes anon
>>28502501
oh yeah, forgot my height. I'm also 5'5. If you want to know anything more, just ask.
>24
>Male
>5'10
>very athletic
>black hair
>green eyes
>I'm very sarcastic. You can't tell if I'm making fun of you or agreeing with you.
>I am working on my master's degree right now
>I really like anime, but I prefer manga. If you have shit taste, I'll probably just ignore you.
I just want a girl to talk to about random stuff...
>>28502350
I can understand that. Even if you aren't, try to fake it. I was at a party a couple weeks ago and honestly kind of tripping balls and my anxiety was through the roof. But I talked to a girl and got her number despite the fact I was about to shit myself I had so much anxiety. I said something about it the next day and she said she couldn't even tell and just thought I wasn't that interested.
>>28502548
>That's a personal opinion,anon.
That's code for, "I don't". How can you be a goddamn beaner and not have a nice ass? You are literally a failure to your race. The one redeeming factor of your race, and you blew it.
>>28502501
Im quite blunt and hispanic too, hate acting all cutesy to girls but Im really caring. Still not dead inside but on the road.
Care to share your kik or email?
>>28502475
Sorry m8, not really what Im looking for atm. Its the first time I try finding someone on r9k and Im kinda hoping its a grill. It...its not too much to ask, is it anon?No matter what I ask, it always ends up being too much
>>28502625
I know, I should just an hero right here right now.
What is the point of living if my ass is not grade A+
I simply disgust myself
>>28502641
>Care to share your kik or email?
I got you a glass of water. You must be thirsty af
>>28502641
what is your kik?
originroni pepperoni
>>28502661
You really do. Not only yourself, but your race. I assume that you have pancake tits as well?
It is ok. I'm sure a beta orbiter may want to fuck you.....if you don't smell like beans...you fucking beaner
>>28502501
Ah, I'm >>28501708 Hispanic also. I'd be happy to speak to you on kik...I just don't want to share it in public but I'll email it to you!
>>28502714
O anon. The more you bully me the more I love you. Such dominance. Such chad-like qualities to taunt me. Simply adoring and amazing. I need u I want u. Obby
>>28502773
>Obby
Go fuck yourself.
>>28491672
F American 21
Looking for muslim male to turn me into hijabi cumslut.
>>28502752
Hey, I'm in orchestra too! what chair do you play?
>>28502835
I'm the principle bassist. Also do trombone or baritone sax when we need it
Looking for gf in Melbourne. I'm 183cm ~75kg and white I like cricket, drugs and reading.
>>28502812
i would cum in that big tittied cows ass you hot slut jesus fuck im so hard i want to explode inside you
give me your cuntyou fucking bitch
>>28502703
Kik isAsahiBushiFirst time doing this...please be kind...and a grill
>>28502812
You called ? American whore
>>28502855
Anyways, I emailed you.
>>28497357
>nearly half the thread passed and still no replies
>>28503073
Don't be sad madcap. I'm sure someone will get to you eventually. They're just all... busy with things. Or trying to muster up the courage to talk to you.
>>28502595
You just want a friend?
I read a lot of manga too, contact?
Has anyone ever gotten anything resembling a relationship from one of these threads?
You just like to wallow in your own collective self pity
>>28503386
There is not a single woman in this thread
And half of the posts are samefags from the autistic OP pretending to be "girls".
I'm just here to laugh at people more pathetic than I am.
>>28503519
>trying this shit for the first time
>find a relatively believable "fembot"
>kik for a couple of mins
>receive pic of a 7.9/10 qt3.14
>"KTHXBYE GOTTA GO"
>reading this post
>tfw
Why are some people so fucking sick? Damn sociopaths I swear...
I just want a nice girlfriend, but it's literally impossible
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND NOW
REE REE REE
>>28503386
Not from one of these threads, but my current relationship started in 4chan and we're planning the wedding.
>>28503073
here's a (You) ya sad bastard, i hope you find someone
>>28491672
>physical appearance isn't that important, asian preference though
>b to c cup or larger
>likes to talk/have discussions/argue
>likes anime, sci fi, fantasy, and video games
something like that. shame no femanonor girl for that matterwill ever love me
>>28503386
not from these threads, i dont think these threads are even real
everyone ive ever dated before girl/guy/transgirl has been from 4chan
my current gf is a 4channer who i met
4chan is ez to meet people desu idk how i did it tho
As long as you live in yurop (France/Belgium best)and don't mind /pol/ack and /k/ humor I won't mind much for a gf
Big bonus if you actually go to a range (can't for a while since eye surgery)
>>28505577
Where are you meeting these people?
>>28506016
places were tripfags/namefags/identityfags/avatarfags go
friend groups
idk
i never had a single friend irl but i always had online friends i could talk to
L O N D O N
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N
D
O
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BE IN L O N D O N
>>28502501
i am deadish inside but at least thats a good reason to find humor in everything. what country?
