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2016-05-11 17:19:06
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>dropped iron skillet on my bare foot
>knocked mixing bowl off of counter and it smashed
>stepped on glass, glass shards go in my foot
>stand up and hit head on cupboard door
>get angry and slam cupboard door, shattering window and more glass falls on floor and all over
>stepped in piss puddle from dog upstairs on way to bathroom
>pissed in toilet but it trickled down my leg and sprayed around a little
>dropped steak on the floor
>dropped blueberries and spinach on floor in kitchen
>neighbors came out to watch me and take pictures of me while I'm mowing lawn because I'm neighborhood sideshow
>have toothache all day
>dropped egg on the floor and spilled rice krispies
>cut my foot again and my hand while cleaning up glass
>glass shards went into Rice krispies box
>burned my face and arm from hot grease while making steak
>broke restraining bar off of refrigerator door so all bottles fell on the floor
