You are at a Pokemon tournament and this mon slaps your oneitis' ass, what do you do?
Imprison him in a tiny sphere and force him to fight strangers for my amusement
call the police and report a case of sexual assault
>>28490849
Then trade him to a friend and make him grow two extra arms like a gross freak of nature.
>>28490838
my girlfriend is a ghost type
>>28490838
4'11.
I look at the monlet and laugh
Send in my physical wall.
Command my Eagle to use Drill Peck for double damage then shoot him twice in the head then chop off his penor and stuff it in his mouth and then light him on fire and once I calm down, give him a proper burial In lavender town then turn myself in and serve a 20 year sentence
>>28490838
Shoot him in the fucking face with a desert eagle. He reels back, but I intentionally miss a vital spot and just blow his jaw off. He falls, I kick him in the chest and stab him five times, fifth stab I keep the knife in. I kick his ribs in with steel toe boots and stomp his forehead in. Then I take a bone saw and cut off his right leg. I make one long incision on his other leg, and pin the wound open with rusty fucking nails, then I pour chlorine in the wound. I shove a tiny, thin piece of glass up his dick hole and then shatter it. Immediately after, I take a hammer and viciously beat his stomach with it, hitting so hard it busts a hole in it, getting blood everywhere. I get in my truck and run him over 100 times, then I put the two front wheels parked on his limp corpse and do a burn out directly on the body. After a full day of this, I put it in reverse so that I can get it off the corpse. I whip my dick out, and I piss on it, then I take a shit on it. I rip off his tongue and shove it in his exposed chest cavity, pour kerosene on it and then light it on fire. I perform a riverdance on the corpse to put the fire out [I'm wearing fire proof gear] then I take a knife and stab him over and over and over. Finally, I take a selfie with his corpse in the background, then jerk off to his mutilated body.
>>28491297
>[I'm wearing fireproof gear]
Made me chuckle
Ehem
>>28491297
>park the front wheels on his body and do a burnout
FWD faggot
Send out my Alakazam.
