robots, this is your competition
femanons, would you let him light your pussy up?
>>28489037
how many matches do you get with that monster
>>28489037
Nah. He's too short and white
the oxford comma really makes it
>>28489037
femanon here, i'd let him fuck my bitch pussy into submission
that's obviously not a chad, looks tryhard as fuck. Chads are laid back, not betas who went to the gym. You can see in his eyes that he's insecure
>>28489037
>titts
those are the guys women pick nowdays
we are fucking doomed
>>28489217
lol, small dicked insecure white boi detected
>>28489177
Really makes what?
>>28489037
>>this is your competition
>implying I'm competing
>>28489250
Because of a typo? You need to cut down on the hyperbole.
>>28489261
gym beta detected. Your muscles aren't fooling anybody
>>28489308
Fooling anybody about what?
>>28489325
>Manlett detected
Girls don't care about height, but they do care about length.
>>28489282
it
originaldo
>>28489336
>Girls don't care about height
Yeah they do.
Every girl has a limit, but it differs from girl to girl.
>>28489037
No I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole, I'm faithful only to one until the day I die
>swipe left if you don't want your pussy lit
what did he mean by this
>>28489336
>Girls don't care about height
Meat head that is compensating for something. No thank you.
>>28489356
What's it?
I think you just wanted to show you know trivia but didn't have a point
>>28489336
That didn't answer my question tho
>>28489382
he meant that he's going to fuck the girls that swipe right with his penis
Chad is not a gymcel
Competitions on what?
>>28489037
Lel his name is literally Chad White
All women want a man like him. Why? Because he's confident. Just be yourself and be confident.
t. femanon
>>28489397
notice the girls in the background appearing generally upset.
They've been called out while lying about their affinity for shorter men and are insulted that you'd see them as so superficial even though most are.
Men are superficial as fuck too.
People in general are fucking shitty to hang around with. We were never meant to be as widespread as we are and we certainly were never meant to stay in relationships for longer than it takes to fuck.
>>28489037
Yes, yes I would. His approach alone makes my pussy ocean.
>>28489336
t. manlet "grower"
>>28489336
t. manlet
obviously unoriginal post
>>28489037
I wouldn't let anybody light up my pussy. Casual sex and hook ups are for fucking degenerates.
>>28490307
Kind of like browsing this shithole desu
>>28489405
no not rly
i just think its minorly funny that he wrote all that bs and also used an oxford comma.
lms and let me know if u agree or disagree in the comments
>proof that if you're white, it's already much easier for you
>>28489405
Not him but the "it" refers to the item in question; in this "figure of speech" it would be the tinder bio or profile
>>28490350
>All whites are one way
>All non whites are another way
This meme needs to end. If I could gas every jew tomorrow I would do it.
>this is your competition
No, it's a fake profile created to screw with dumb tinder chicks for our amusement.
>>28490325
At least this shithole can't penetrate me or see any part of me.
>>28490307
>she says as she rationalizes "tee hee, maybe I can change Chad" before getting pumped and dumped... once again.
Oh well Roastie, maybe it isn't casual one night stands if you say your magic words beforehand! You can get your flaps flipped as many times as you want as long as you say "we'll be dating probably!" before you put your legs behind your head and let him pound your cervix like a chicken cutlet.
>>28490497
It'll condition you into being a cynical, sexually depraved, bitter person though
>>28490410
So you're saying not all jews are the same?
