Tell the other robots about your last real "date".
The number of replies to this is pretty self-explanatory senpai.
>last real date
>real date
>date
404 inbound.
I accidently touched a cashiers hand the other day, does that count?
I've only been on one real date in my life. And a couple "dates" to a school dance that were pity dates so they don't count.
> about a year ago
> jewish stoner friend texts me "anon I got you laid"
> some fat chick on tinder he doesn't want to fuck
> gives me her contact info
> we start texting
> my friend says she's basically DTF and wants to be friends with benefits
> she's kinda fat but a wicked cute face so I accept
> start texting her, she says things have changed and she wants a boyfriend
> she's sick of "meatheads" trying to use her for sex
> whatever, my friend tells me it's just her thing, she's still pretty much DTF
> I tell her I wouldn't treat her like that
> she sends me a smiley then asks if we are doing a movie or dinner
> we end up going to a drive-in theater
> she drives an hour to come pick me up
> i lie to my parents and tell them I'm going to a movie with my jewish stoner friend, because IDK how to explain a date to them
> she picks me up
> kinda fat but okay
> she drives a jeep
> make awkward small talk about jeep
> she gets lost
> conversation becomes awkward
> one word / one sentence answers
> wtf.jpg
continued below
Continued, and pic related (god I am so fuckin beta, but at least it worked because her next message was "so you want to do dinner or a movie?")
> get to movie, i pay 25 bucks to get in
> she drove so I figured why not
> inside she orders food
> date is going badly so I lock myself in the bathroom and call my friend
> he says to keep at it
> apparently this girl texted my friend in the middle of the date to tell him it was the worst date she'd ever been on
> we watch most of inside out (good movie btw, for a kids movie)
> near the end i decide fuck it and try to put my arm around her
> she shrugs it off
> we drive home in basically silence
> on the way home i mumble about a bike in the shoulder and she gets pissed cause she thought I said "turn here"
> have her drop me off halfway down the road
> walk home angry, take a piss in front of my house at 10 o clock at night
> storm inside, learn that apparently she thought my deoderant smelled weird and apparently I wore shorts on a date (it was the middle of summer)
> she is mad she wasted a "quarter tank of gas" (nowhere near the 35 bucks I lost) so I get hella steamed and want to kill her
> I'd still love to rape that faggot bitch with a crowbar, fucking entitled spoiled princess cunt
> she messages my friend for the next 3 weeks trying to get him to come fuck her
> he deletes her and life resumes as normal
Now I am a 21 year old kissless virgin.
>>28488984
Only if you know her/his name and masturbated afterwards.
>>28489011
>>28489030
>sally
why is the roastie meme name stacey? sallys are the cruelest!
>>28489011
>informs us she's fat multiple times
heh
>>28489102
I honestly didn't care. It wasn't like, fat fat, it was more chubby. Actually if we'd ended up dating and I could've gotten her to lose a bit of weight she'd have been perfect. I don't believe that Ricky Gervais bit about fat girls eating because they have nothing to lose, I've seen plenty of fat chicks who couldve been cute minus a few pounds. But if they did they wouldn't date me so fuck it.
>>28489030
Yes, he knew it would go bad he is fucking with you and you are not his friend. Also she only did it for him, so it was never going to be anything. Never let people set you up.
>in long term relationship with NEET
>will never go on another date again
>miss dates
>hate self for missing dates because it means I'm a roastie cunt
>gotta square away situations for NEET bf before I can honor kill myself for being worthless fucking whore
>Grindr
>Headless torso messages me for two fucking weeks
>Profile says 32, I'm 31
>Finally agree to meet up after work just to chat at a local bar
>I don't care about the face so much if he's 32 like he says can't be too bad and his body was in good shape by the picture
>Try to find him at bar, fucking texting him not knowing what he's wearing or looks like
>Finally spot him
>32 more like 40-something
>Whatever. Sit, talk - mostly shop talk about work and fag shit
>Notice a ring. Ask him what it's for (since a lot of closeted guys will wear one to keep people thinking they're married to avoid suspicion.)
>He's actually married
>You're sitting here at 9pm with a random dude you met on a hookup app looking to get assfucked and your wife is waiting at home?
>GoHomeAndBeAFamilyMan.jpg
>Thanks for the chat I'm fucking outta here
>"What the fuck anon, I thought you were normal and cool! I'm safe and discreet!"
>"Normal" says the 40-something married literal closeted faggot borderline catfishing dudes on a gay hookup app.
God damn sometimes I do feel like the "normal" one.
I'm 24 and i've never been in a date my entire life.
Women aren't worth the effort.
>>28489154
>I could've gotten her to lose a bit of weight
No you couldn't have.
You don't have the social currency to affect that much change.
>>28489172
Kill yourself faggot. That guy has done more shit for me than you friendless fucking losers will ever know. Or you fuckin faggot ass chads with so much ego you move from friend to friend like it's fucking nothing.
I agree with the second point not the first. But you're a fucking retard, and he didn't even fuck the easy pussy in front of him because he was pissed at her and said she was a stupid fat bitch.
>>28489199
True. But I can dream.
>wore a pair of pure white lacoste, slim fit jeans and a fred perry polo
>picked girl up and wemt to the bowling place, then played some pool then went to see zootopia.
>I had a few pints bowling and pool so was a little tipsy and had a pint at the picture.
>grab a meal on the way back
>talk, hit it off great first girl ive apoken too for a long time wothout ir feeling forced.She wantes to get a bus back, i said i was fine to drive, i crashed and she broke her collar bone, nothing serious though.
She no longer wants to see me.
>>28489542
Zootropolis even
>>28488721
I haven't been on a real date in years since I've gotten into my last couple of relationships very naturally. I kind of miss the thrill of it, tbqh.
>>28489566
ah, you UK too, lad?
>>28488721
I've never been on oneyet I've had three girlfriends
>>28489758
>/brit/ master race
>>28488721
>two weeks ago
>fifth date with chick from pof
>agree to meet up at mall to make evening plans, since it's close to both of us and it's rush hour
>check out bedding / furniture store (i'm currently in a house search, and my bedding is old)
>she's semi-playfully complaining about my fickleness about bedding and furniture
>walk around mall
>she spends like ten minutes at candy shop, i wait outside store after a while
>have lunch at food court
>malt shop nearby, but can't order favorite flavor since she revealed at some point she's allergic and kissing her after might send her to the hospital, so i skip it altogether
>begins telling me for like 15 minutes how she wants a fancy new purse since her old one is worn and torn
>tell her i'll get her a nice for her birthday (a few months from now, a miracle if i had a relationship that lasted that long)
>tell her she'll be fine with a modest one until then
>walk around mall some more, come to womens' accessory shop
>wait outside since i'm not interested
>she comes back out, tells me there's something she wants me to see
>shows me some fancy purse, says she wants it
>tell her to take down the name and i'll get it for her birthday
>begins telling me she wants it now because it might be gone soon
>how long have you wanted this purse
>since like two weeks ago
>ask her how much it is
>asks me what her limit is if i were to spend money today
>tell her $100 because i'm not about to splurge on a woman so early
>continues begging for purse
>ask her how much it is
>she asks fucking salesperson rather than looking for pricetag
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>$220
>reassert that she should take note of the name and i'll order it for her later
>salesperson says "this is a monthly line, it'll be discontinued at the end of the month" (i.e., the next day)
>whisper to her that i really dont like being put under this kind of pressure
>she quietly apologizes
>we leave shortly afterward
(continued)
>>28489912
(continued)
>traffic has died down, go to bookstore for a while, pay for her books as a polite gesture (she paid for lunch, which was the first anything she paid for)
>go to craft shop for a bit after that but it closes soon after
>hang out in parking lot afterward, while we decide what to do next, she's on her phone presumably looking up things to do
>she explains later that she's never been told "no" before, being the spoiled only daughter
>the final red flag of several reminiscent of the most toxic relationship i've been in has been raised
>turns out she's not looking for things to do on her phone, she's just browsing facebook
>go to mexican restaurant, told wait will be 15 minutes
>wait 15 minutes, check in
>it's not, we may have to wait at least another 15 minutes
>we decide to leave
>she's upset (medical condition requires she have small meals often) and calls it a night
>break up with her over the phone a week later explaining i just don't believe our long term prospects are good
>she sounds upset but accepts it
>>28488721
>Took her downtown
>walked around looked at the market stalls
>She wanted to have me try this fried fish place so we went there
>Ate it and walked around by the Canal
>There was a fair going on but we decided to go drink instead
>Go to a brewery and proceed to get loaded for a few hours
>As we leave we kiss real good and some normies went "WOO" lmao
>Take the train and an uber to my place
>Smoke weed and watch some cartoon that was on tv for about 5 minutes until we start ripping each other's clothes off
>Rough drunk sex ensued
>>28489937
>>break up with her over the phone a week later explaining i just don't believe our long term prospects are good
I'm proud of you.
>>28489912
>>28489937
How do people end up with such horrible creatures and why would you put up with that shit? She seems to be behaving like a spoiled daughter and not like a gf. And here I was thinking that my ex was spoilershe actually was but not as much as yours.
>>28488721
I was 17, we went to see the re-release of the exorcist, and she brought her fat friend along.
>get to theatre
>see her
>oh she brought that potato head fat friend of hers
>maybe she got a ride here too or something
>"Hi, Anon! Sarah's coming with us, too!'
>Oh
>Ok
I'm 31 now.
>>28489228
You are lucky to have such a great friend, OP.
>>28490105
So how did that evening go?
>>28488721
>other robots
>"date"
>>28490118
Her friend wasn't outwardly annoying, but certainly an unwanted distraction. Plus, it was our fucking first date.
This was me the whole time.
>>28489189
You could have at least fucked him out of pity. You're in the wrong here desu
>>28490161
Did you still consider it a date even with cock block whale present?
>>28490203
That's a tough one, to be honest.
I mean, myself and another girl were in close proximity for an extended amount of time, that's close enough, right?
>>28490229
I guess so. Maybe bringing her friend was just some typical female dumb idea.
I went for a hike with a nice girl from /r9k/ and she became my girlfriend.
I'm not sure if anything else past that with her has counted as a date because if we go out we've already been hanging out all day and just wanted to get food / fresh air / walk doggo....
>>28490066
It's really not an accomplishment, it becomes routine sooner or later. Most women are trash.
Stopped answering the calls of a constant flake earlier in the year, and broke off an engagement last summer when my fiancee admitted to cheating.
>>28490070
She was generally kinda sweet and well adjusted before that, aside from an occasional red flag (too open too soon, lots of selfies on fb, fucked on the second date, consumeristic, questionable attire).
She's far from the worst I've dated, but we really just weren't compatible at all.
I guess this was the last date I went on.
>about 3 years ago
>long week at work
>take wife out for a nice dinner
>she wears the black dress I really like
>can't stop thinking about what I'm going to do to her when we get home
>have a nice dinner overall
>go home
>have rough unprotected sex for the purpose of making a baby
>fall asleep
I guess it's not an interesting story. I never really dated much.
>>28490253
This was a pleasant exchange, Anon.
>>28490279
Y-you too.No, seriously: It was.
>>28488721
>having a date at all
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>4 years ago
>met girl on FB, messaging each other for 3 month
>she is really interesting person, says she likes me, want to meet me
>I'm scared, but why not
>we went to the cinema
>she almost doesn't speak to me
>she is looking in her smartphone 50% of time
>I'm trying to start some conversation, but it fails everytime
>movie is shit
>she became cold to me
>I stopped messaging her after a while
>she doesn't care
>half of year later
>she suddenly shows up
>'hey, anon, you know, I'm thinking about you a lot'
>I'm not taking a bait, but answering her without any sign of it
>she stopped messaging me the next day
>half of year ago
>she fucking shows up again, talking about herself
>I really angry at this point (and I had another girl in my life), so I cut it
This was also my first date in life, but never again, seriously, this shit fucked me up
I was thinking about this day very often until I found another girl, who said she loved me and then dumped me for her exbf Chad
Now I have two things that gave me low self esteem
Fuck it, never again
>>28488721
>high school
>went to see a movie
>pushed myself to hold hands half way through
That's it
>>28489030
> not even attracted to her
> only spent $30 which isn't anything if you had a real job
> get rejected because she saw you didn't care
> say you want to kill her and rape her with a crowbar
Wow, how could a catch like you still be single?
>>28489030
>pissed in front of my house
>in front
>>28490480
>he doesn't piss in front of his house
>>28490268
>hasn't taken his wife out for three years
Is she mad about this, or does she let it slide?
My father and mother are old as balls, but he still takes her out once a month or so.
>>28491252
Well, we did conceive in that timeframe, so she insisted we save money for the child, so we didn't really go out while she was pregnant. Then we didn't go out for a few months because we were too tired from the baby keeping us up all night. The latter lasted quite a while. Since then, we just haven't gone out with just the two of us. She doesn't seem to mind too much, but I've got something planned for her birthday anyway.
>two weeks ago
>first date, met on okcupid
>we meet up on campus and walk around looking at artwork
>she suggests we head downtown to browse through the shops
>seems to be going well, she isn't in any hurry to get away and is laughing at all my jokes
>suggest we go get some food
>eat at a decent italian place
>while there she's talking about me meeting some of her friends and coming to hang out at a bar with her that night so I assume everything is going great
>she invites me back to her place
>we listen to records and fool around
>decide not to go to the bar with her because I have to work out that night
>she drops me off at my car back on campus and we kiss goodbye
>grabs my arm and says she'd like to see me again soon
>never replies to the text I send the next day
>>28491442
I didn't want to be pushy and I had no condor anyway.
>>28491442
It was a first date you trashy piece of shit.
I don't know what makes a date. I've been hanging out with a girl lately. We kiss and cuddle in the grass and shit. But we usually just walk around aimlessly, so I don't know if it counts as going on dates.
>>28490470
> this is wrong
> women using men as beta providers is okay
> 30 dollars isnt anything if you have a real job
Is 30 bucks an hour a real job? That's still an hour of work spent earning money to take some fat bitch out to a movie. Point is, she spent way less money than me. A quarter tank of gas is like 15 bucks at most.
>>28491394
> parasites producing more children to leech the earth's resources are posting on /r9k/ AT THIS VERY MOMENT
I hate this board so much now. I wish I could leave. Fuck it I am going back to working on shitty pixel art. At least I'll be off this crap site for an hour. FUCK YOU
a girl texted once by accident
>went on one date when i was 17 in hs
>it was a literal walk in the park
>I hadn't thought anything of it until she said "you know, i was hoping you were going to ask me out the other day"
>tfw beta and all i had said was "hey, wanna hang out this weekend?" with no real plan
>tfw still no gf
