Things that normies do that trigger the fuck out of you.
> starting conversations with you because they are bored and you looked like someone who would give them attention
> answering your question obtusely, just so you can look stupid even though it's obvious what you really meant
> take your self-deprecating jokes literally, in fact take everything you do literally
gets me so fucking mad/10
It's best to not talk to people.
>>28488594
That last one so much
>drop ice cream
>"I'm literal trash, I should just kys. I'm gonna drink bleach"
>random normie runs up and starts talking
>"lecture on how life is good, don't suicide, I'm here for you to talk"
>Taking the piss out of robots for trying to improve themselves
>Using someones misfortunes to try and gain attention for themselves
>Bullying someone to suicide and then acting like they were their best friend afterwards
>Using any opportunity they can to scream like a fucking banshee
>>28488860
But that's not a joke. That's just being weird. Jokes are funny.
>>28489377
Dark sacrasm, satire and humor is still jokes
> take your self-deprecating jokes literally, in fact take everything you do literally
I fucking hate this shit
At least when anyone else depreciates themselves, I have the decency to agree and even bring up past points to reaffirm their self-loathing
btw Stacies love this kinda humor just as much as you do, so if they self-deprecate themselves and you shower them with compliments, they'll hate you
They'd prefer you just agree with them
>>28488860
>>"I'm literal trash, I should just kys. I'm gonna drink bleach"
This is really not okay things to think or say. I was suicidal for a few years, if you think things like this when you do something silly you need help.
>>28489460
No, it's not. Sorry. People probably don't like you because you aren't funny.
>>28488594
Stop using the word
> trigger
because you sound like a fucking cunt
>to elongate a word they just repeat the last letter, like "IT'S COLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
>Add extra h's into words that's don't need them "uhm you're like sorta fuhnny ;p"
i don't mean it but someday i'll be a murderer
>saying shit like "GET HELP" that one particularly pisses me off. What the fuck do I get help for? My crippling existence?
>references their gf out of the blue to gloat
>being dirty as fuck, typing on keyboard with substance on fingers from eating food
>>28489460
> normies love sarcasm and "hate people" when they have to talk to anyone who isn't their friends
> can't handle robots who actually hate people giving them their shit attitude back
> it's weird for them to consider people could dislike them because they're so used to judging others and calling the shots
Fun fact, talked to a Stacy and she had no idea that outcasted people harbor negative feelings towards them as a group.
>>28488594
>normies being socialist or leftist
RHODESIA WAS THE ULTIMATE SYMBOL OF HUMAN WILLPOWER IT WASN'T "EVIL" BECAUSE THEY WERE WHITE YOU CUUUUUUNTS
>showing hundres and hundres of shitty videos on their cell phone and laughing loudly the whole time like ''funny right? ahahaha this is the funnies thing ever omg''
>mf the whole time
