Lets settle this NOW once and for all - what are the requirements for Robotdom ?
i say its obviously at least virginity and uninterrupted GFlessness since birth
Being a hugless kissless virgin at least 21 years old.
>>28488394
huglessness seems a little to strict in my opinion
>>28488357
You need to have rejected at least 5 attractive girls who approached you first.
A true robot doesn't bend in the face of opportunity
>>28488357
I think it is just about never having a GF
I am a KHV @ 26 years old I am never going to be a normie that ship has sailed long ago
>>28488448
Girl huglessness, I mean. It can't be a family member. And I forgot handholdness.
>>28488357
Being a female is the only absolute requirement.
I think everything else is negotiable, for example I wouldn't discard someone who lost their virginity to a prostitue.
Lets remember than being a robot is more of a mindset than a measure of sucess
>>28489022
Being a male*
>>28489022
This is shitty bait.
virgin is just meme. you can stop to be virgin just by going with a hooker that no matter how you look, your penis size, your height will fuck you. love, hugs and kiss tho are most likely forbidden with them so you just gotta stick the penis in the vagina.
>>28488357
GFlessness shouldnt be a prerequisite
Some robots may have had GFs when they were in early middle/late elementary school, before social stigma really applied and they were ostracized.
imotbqh you need to have less than 5 friends(as in people you talk to on a semi-regular basis, say once a week at least), have not had a GF for the past 3 years(prison/jail or other forced isolation does not count), be at least a virgin.
That's bullshit. I haven't had sex since adolescence and I am girlfriendless, hugless and kissless.
I'd say if you didn't have sex as a teen/in highschool or college, you should qualify. Also paying prostitutes for emotionless sex shouldn't count.
>>28488357
If you kissed, fucked, cuddled a girl the. You're automatically not a robot
>>28490365
That's just your opinion though. The whole thing about being a robot is the ">tfw no gf" meme. It's fine you are trying to fit in, but also kinda pathetic.
>>28490365
>hadn't had a gf for the past 3 years
Why do fucking normies always to try to shift rules to their liking?
Gtfo
Sex but still a loser = Cyborg
HHKV = Robot
NEET HHKV = True Robot
>>28490365
Not having a gf or not having lost your virginity is the symptom, not the cause. Same thing with not having many friends.
I think to be a robot you need to have some sort of social interaction problem. Such as anxiety, bipolar, aspergers whatever.
>>28490444
this is false because i'm still a robot and i have a girlfriend.
>>28490613
lmao sure you are m8
Does it count if I got raped by a landwhale?
>>28490577
That's the way I see it, but to be a cyborg the girl had to be the one that asked you out. The only exception with robot is if you payed a hooker for sex for they would fuck anybody for money
>>28488357
this survey will help you to figure it out
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll637257x4Ab7425F-26
>>28490613
Here's your (You)
Now you can fuck off to reddit
>>28490613
You have somone who chooses to waste her time with you and you say you are a robot? get out please.
I think that in order to be a robot you gotta be an introverted male with social inhability and an escapist personality.
Having sex with some random bi-polar slut doesn't make you a normie.
Also, being despised and ostracized by others is a valid robot trait
Longing for death every waking moment because
>tfw perpetually no gf
>>28490701
>>28490697
>>28490668
>bullying a robot for no reason
is this you trying to fit in here or do you have other issues?
>>28488448
He means not from a family member.
>>28488459
[Baiting intensifies]
>>28490613
No , actually ur just a faggot normie. KYS ASAP
>>28490676
>The girl has to ask you out
That literally doesn't happen. Then noone would be a cyborg.
>>28491003
ree normie etc. you're not fooling anyone.
>>28491015
I would be a cyborg and so would like 20% of losers.
>no gf
>fat and/or ugly
some more rules:
niggers cannot, under any circumstance be robots
women can obviously never be robots and anyone who suggests they can will be laughed at
faggots are not robots
>giving a fuck about who calls himself a member of your secret edgelord club
>>28488394
>>28488448
>>28488493
>>28490577
Can you explain to me how you have never had a hug by a female?
I'm an autistic virgin but its extremely easy to get a hug from females. If you literally have one female friend they will hug you constantly.
If you are 21+ and hug less that means you have never had a female friend.
I am 32 and have never once in my life had a positive interaction with a female.
Never had my hand held, never been hugged, never been kissed, never had a GF, never had sex.
Only true wizards like myself are robots, anyone who even has platonic female friends are fucking normie fags and need to get the FUCK off my board.
LIAM GET OFF R9K YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEE
>>28491114
Anyone who has had a female friend is a fucking normalfag gtfo
>>28488357
There is only 1.
>accepting being pathetic
>>28491230
How is this even possible?
original
>>28490687
>very few/no friends
>very few
>implying robots have even a single friend
found the normies
>>28490613
Get the fuck off of my board, normieee
>>28491036
If a girl asks you out then you are a fucking Normie and need to leave.
>>28491114
I have never had a hug by a nonrelative female. You are a Normie.
>>28491284
>bad acne
>asymmetrical face
>huge Jew nose
>skinny and weak
>manlet
>greasy skin
>zero social skills
I don't blame them either.
>>28491319
still a robot. stop bully pls
>>28491262
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
:)
>>28491321
>If a girl asks you out then you are a fucking Normie and need to leave.
what if it's just to humiliate you, like in a prank?
not that it happened to me, i ain't amerikan
>>28491385
>I don't blame them either.
you must be a warlock to be a robot(and them a gunslinger, if you catch my drift), fuck off to wizchan you fucking druid
>>28491385
>bad acne
Can be fixed with medication (i.e. oratane)
>huge Jew nose
Can be fixed with surgery. Also plenty of jew noses who get laid
>manlet
Thats a meme. Countless short people with gf
>zero social skills
This is the only problem you have. And it can be fixed if you make an effort
>Is it worse to have something and lose it, or to never have it?
Some people in this board may have had GFs, but robotness is something that comes from within
>>28491385
you could have just said
>avoid girls
i can name 100 people with all that other unfortunate shit who still had relationships
If you score above 70 you do not belong here.
>>28490577
>Sex but still a loser = Cyborg
>no sex but not loser = cyborg
>cyborg = normie pretending to be robot AKA failed normie
daily reminder failed normies are even wrose, those are the ones that back stab you the most, after chad maybe
>>28491450
Indeed, my acne is mostly under control and I've learned to live with my jewnose although I still sort of want to fix it.
Unfortunately my asymmetrical face cannot be fixed and that's a big one. Also growing up through highschool looking like an abomination has stunted my social maturity. Obv noone wanted to be seen anywhere near me so I was outcasted at a young age. This means I has little to no interactions with real humans for around 10+ years and thus the heavy damage to my sociability. Now it's impossible for me to trust anyone and I have a deep seemed dislike for humanity.
>>28491450
>it can be fixed if you make an effort
>>28491462
1/2
>>28490577
best definitions ITT
>>28491558
not /2, i found more
>>28488394
One more year for me then
>>28491558
im not going to take the response of a loser seriously when it comes to knowing anything about this shit. i've seen plenty of ugly people with girlfriends, most of them awkward as shit and insecure as well. even deformed cripples senpai, but that's a whole different conversation than "muh acne"
>>28491466
that's a joke and i don't think you know it
you can see the robot is a redditor
>>28488394
the correct answer, if this was old /r9k/ the thread you end in that post
>>28491642
normies btfo yet again
that's all for now
>>28491114
>If you literally have one female friend
there's your problem bro
>>28488357
OFFICIAL robot criteria:
>virgin
>never had a gf
>most sexual experience allowed is a kiss on the lips from a non-family female (NOT French kissing)
>never had true friends (it's okay if you awkwardly hung around other kids at school)
>socially inept
>unsuccessful
Everything else is just details really. You can be rich or poor, ugly or handsome, short or tall and still be a robot.
>>28491466
I got 45.
Shit.
>>28491671
>doesn't get with girls
>is not rewarded with relationships
>world isn't just
tell me again how your genetics make you sit on 4chan. give me a full list of your 4chan genes that compel you to avoid any part of normal life.
>>28491713
only minority race, manlet poorfags can be robots. these aren't details you fucking normie.
>>28488394
>not hugless
>otherwise i fit this description>handholdeless
>>28488394
only hugs are from family and former friends
does that count
>>28491713
>>most sexual experience allowed is a kiss on the lips
fuck off normie
and remember
>tall fags can't be robots,
they failed normies as they failed in easy mode
>must be short
manlet meme isn't a meme
>must be straight
>>m-muh gentle mommy to peg me and mu trap bf!
not robots, just gay, gays can't be robots, they normies
>goes to reddit
>(after age of 20) will not fight someone when provoked
>orbiter
betas do not belong in here
>does not hate woman
only warlocks are welcome in here, druids fuck off
>is not poor
>wasn't raised by single mother
goes without saying
>>28491766
how about i tell you how every time a robot leaves his how he gets berated, instead of hugged like you seem to think?
shit i just posted those other images and you still follown your primal instincs to make a fool out yourself ignoring reason and social shaming others , go back to your cage rostie whore
the number one compulsory requirement of Robotdom is that your penis has never been inside a vagina
if your penis has been in a pussy but you paid for it, youre still a robot
>>28488394
Only one year left then
fuck
>>28490577
What if your not a loser by normie standards but your still a kissless virgin at 19?
>>28492424
>not a loser by normie standards
> a kissless virgin at 19?
them you are a great fucking actor, or stupid enough to believe theyr lies
also, you have friend so you not a normies, cyborg(that's short for failed normie)
>>28491466
80, Cyborg, and this is with me working like hell constantly to try to get the normies and ultimately the chads to think I'm one of them, all because I wanna get laid
>>28492602
>great fucking actor
Yeah thats the one, now I just gotta double down on it and step my game up to the point where I can act my way into a normie girls pussy
>>28492643
is me
>>28491466
109, so normal fag, but below Chad. This is actually surprisingly accurate
Just being disgustingly awkward.
You can not a be a virgin and still be a robot.
>>28491114
>having female friends
>robot
please kill yourself
>>28490613
fuck you, you piece of shit. Why don't you crawl up your whore gf's loose cunt, let her shit you out as an infant and then live 20+ years with no female contact while being socially ostracized? Then you might know how it feels to be a true robot. Bury yourself.
>>28491450
>This is the only problem you have. And it can be fixed if you make an effort
kek, no it can't
>>28488357
There are no requirements for being a robot.
A robot is someone who posts here, we cannot prevent people from posting here, so therefore there is no point in determing who should be allowed to post here/ who is allowed to be a robot.
This is coming from a guy that many of you have called white knight, or chad. I am not a robot by any standard of yours. Yet I am a robot, because I post here and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>28491230
Can you post a pic please? Are you like 500 lbs?
>>28494467
but why the hell are you posting here then ?
>>28491691
You mean your problem
>virginity
>perpetual girlfriendlessness
>kisslessness
>incel
>loneliness
>male
>>28488357
lost my virginity at 24. I think I am an honorary robot for life.
in my opinion Robot-ism is not a condition but rather the unity of a group of people who are very sad and very broken inside. I would say that being ROBOT is what makes the bond between all of us in this community strong. When i have a rough day or have a bad day where i can barely get out of bed i know R9K will be there for me. We are a legion of the trash that society deemed unworthy and threw out before we even had a chance to make ourselves useful in some way, shape,or forum. Robot is not a condition it is a horrible and dark prision that a very dammned and unlucky few like ourselves will probably never be able to escape. Sure, we may grow older and accept the place that society has forced us into but we will always share a familiar and deep pain...the pain of no gf...
we share that very deep and scary pain of fearing that nobody will ever love us and that in itself is absolutely terrifying. We say "no gf" but what we really want is validation we may never receive. This is why we shut our doors/basements/rooms and places of residence because deep down we have already given up on society and therefore leech off it in rebellion
Robots have to be friendless, or even acquaintanceless. Sorry, but having other people like you enough to want to be friends with you means you're a normie.
>>28494467
ahh typical normie post, totally devoid of thought or intelligence. Posting here does not automatically make you a robot you dumbfuck
>>28491230
On an anonymous board, I can't tell if anyone is lying just to play along.
I just turned thirty and I also never had any
validation from the opposite sex whatsoever, it
really destroys your personal self worth. How I
haven't gone insane with this isolation must
show I have quite the tolerance seeing as how
Stacy's cant go one week without any form of
attention/validation. After all that time, a once
happy child is now a very bitter, boring, empty,
hopeless adult.
