I just got fired for browsing /pol/ on my work laptop. This morning they called me in to ask me if I was browsing a site named 4chan, and then they told me I was released from my position. Apparently they already knew for a while and already had a replacement teacher.
I hate my life :)
Social Darwinism tbqh
Thats pretty stupid though.
What did you teach? Did you do your job well?
Did /r9k/ like A Moon Shaped Pool?
I loved it
>>28488039
Political science / history
tell us moar anon
>>28487986
I'm 100 percent sure that didn't happen
Why would you browse /pol/ at work
Or at all
>>28488059
>/pol/ack teaching political science and history
kek that'd be pretty fun
>browsing 4chan on school wifi
You know their computer security systems are specifically designed to monitor stuff like that right?
>>28488069
> Or at all
You do realize you're browsing r9k right? The board that hates women, idolizes spree killers and has some pretty bizarre sexual fetishes.
>>28488157
It's my first time on this board, it's pretty funny.
/pol/ just makes me sick.
>>28488172
Fuck off to tumblr or facebook then. 4chan isnt supposed to be a safe space
>>28487986
I hope you realize that that is entirely your fault right?
>>28488187
Why are you getting so flustered, newfriend ?
>>28487986
this can happen?
>>28488259
>>28487986
>work laptop
>work internet
fucking retard
original retard
>>28487986
>browse a NSFW board at work
>browse 4chan at all at work
>browse anything at work that isn't part of your job
Why would you ever do such a thing?
>>28487986
So are you a fellow NEET now?
You just gotta go with the flow senpai, get another job, take a few days to go fishing or something.
Silly normalfags couldn't handle the banter.
>>28487986
Hahahaha that's what you deserve faggot.
ALL /POL/ USERS ARE CANCER TO SOCIETY
I'm at work right now. Using my phone. Why would I use a work computer for 4chan?
>>28487986
Whenever you're on somebody else's network you always have to assume you're being watched.
4chan has HTTPS so they can't tell what boards you were on or what you posted but they can tell that you're on 4chan and how often.
Welcome to neet life. Enjoy your blacklist.
>>28488259
He is teaching at a school and using their computer and internet. They can see what he does.
>>28488622
Same.
OP really fucked up.
That's why you get a data plan with a phone retard.
I browse 4chan all day at work. But I do it from my phone.
I have a 4th monitor (3 work monitors and 1 extra monitor) and 2 keyboards.
My extra monitor is hooked up to my phone (as is the keyboard and I shitpost all day off my $100 a month 5gb data plan (fuck you Canada).
This way I can browse anything at work without IT nerds finding out.
Since my job is a joke I am on here for around half of my day every day. I also play clash of clans and phone games on my 4th screen, usually hearthstone or SNES jrpgs like chrono trigger. Thank God I have an office.
>>28487986
I'm not sure if this is true, but I'm really hoping it is.
The only way you could possibly be dumber is by browsing Stormfront or looking up literal child porn.
>>28488059
>/pol/user teaching any sort of history
Now I'm positive this thread is bullshit.
I browse 4chan at my shitty job but it's retail and no one comes in half the time so I use the kindle tablet thing to read /tg/ threads.
If they fire me, whoop-de-doo I find another shitty job. I do quite like this one, though, it's rather fun.
>>28488686
Everytime someone posts something like "heh i got an office job and i just shitpost all day" i laugh. Why would anyone pay you to do nothing? Stop lying.
>>28488772
You have clearly never worked in an office before. Everyone only does like 20 hours/week of actual work. The rest is fucking off and memeing
>>28488817
Sure buddy. You only work half the time and nobody notices you are being half as productive as everyone else. Keep deluding yourself. What else, math phd and 300k a year? Ofcourse ofcourse.
>>28488875
Some jobs are easier then others, but since I'm here all day, ask me anything and I'll answer your questions to the best of my ability.
>>28488875
kek i have a minimum wagecuck job and i do exactly the same thing as him, except i have to stand around and do it where people can see me being a lazy fuck
i can imagine it would be even easier to get away with in an office.
>thinking people spy on your every move at work
>>28488059
They just couldn't handle the redpills the kids would drop in other classes probably
>>28488918
The fuck you on about? I dont have any questions for you, im calling you a liar. Cut yourself and never ever stop
>>28488931
>does nothing
>no work is being done
>company is not generating money
>claims that the company can just keep giving away money while not making any money
Hang yourself, liar. If you dont do your job you will be fired and they will get someone that actually does his job instead of posting on 4chan. There are plenty of people that would love to take your spot and actually work.
>lying this hard on 4chan
>actually believing your own posts
>>28488187
it will be soon enough, stormweenie ;)
>>28488999
Youre a dumbass, its a common thing
Also even though I cant automate my work because I dont use a computer for what I do, I still get it done where i can still take hour long breaks in between ;)
>>28488875
You're extremely stupid for thinking that "of course" is one word.
>>28488999
Have you ever had a job?
Productivity for teensy inputs is so high that a worker can fuck off for most of the day and still be paid less than what they added in value to the company's efforts.
>>28489041
>one grammar mistake discredits everything he has to say
yea nah. you are on the spectrum. i hate people like you.
>>28487986
That's what you get for being an autistic bigot
What were you thinking? Why the fuck would you use a school computer for that?
They post porn on pol sometimes it's nsfw
>>28489073
If you arent slaving away at your computer 16 hours a day like his idols in glorious nippon you are clearly lying
>>28487986
You have autism. You may not notice, but you do.
>>28488943
How are you going to learn about the real world if you don't ask any questions?
I work 5-12 hours a week, tops. My job is project based and although I have to physically be at my desk for 40 hours a week. I can usually complete tasks much much faster.
As for a manager or supervisor breathing down my neck... Well I technically am at manager level although I don't really manage people as much as operations, and im pretty Jr in the role itself. My director who is my boss is a busy guy and we talk maybe once a week or so. I pretty much am free to do whatever I please as long as things are running smoothly and there are no issues. If big problems do arise I may have to put in a 30 hour week or so.
This is the reality of knowledge based work. It's not like the factories or McDonald's. We don't come to work, we just need to get shit done. I'd you are clever and can find good shortcuts, you can cut your daily workload into fractions and have many hours of freetime to shitpost or play vidya.
>>28489026
>>28489073
Do you really think an employer would hire a retard that only works half the time over someone that actually does his job well?
>hurr i only need to work half the time to get by!
Thats bullshit. Companies arent trying to "get by". They want to grow and you are holding them back, a company would never do this. You are lying.
>>28489131
your bait is weak, just stop
>>28489121
>employees get their job done in 20 hours
>pay him for 40 hours
Sure mate. Stay delusional. 300k a year right mate?
>>28489149
Not an argument. This is what people say when they lose a discussion.
>>28489166
>Get work done in 20
>Employer doesnt know you finish in 20
>Show up and collect 40
What is difficult to understand? If the person in charge knew he was automating/finishing quickly, he would give him more work, so he doesnt
its that simple.
>b-b-but nobody is that incompetent hes a liar!
>>28489131
God you're fucking stupid, like, so genuinely fucking stupid.
I'm not going to bother typing out a long post for you detailing every small point, so I'll just point out that HR and supervisors are not watching every tiny thing you do in most jobs, and that the hiring process is very costly and time-consuming.
>>28489215
Just stop replying to him. He's probably working some shit manual labor job where he has to break his back 60 hours a week to get by.
>>28489166
I make 72k a year base with full benefits, an up to 15% company performance based bonus and an up to 5% performance based bonus.
My benefits include 6k a year for any dental work I want, free drugs, and all the usual LTD and STD shit that you get. As well as 1k a year for physiotherapy and 200 a year for eyecare.
I receive an additional up to 5% of my salary matched for any rrsp contributions I make, which I max every year, which means I'll get an extra 3.6k added to my rrsp assuming I also put that in.
If you add it all up, I get around 42 dollars an hour for 40 hours a week.
>>28488059
Oh, not a loss then.
>>28489208
So basically you admit youre lying and not doing your job. I hope you get fired, stupid loser. Dozens of people in line that would do a better job than you. If you get your work done in 20 hours, just fucking tell them and go home when youre done so you actually get paid for what you do, which is the whole point of working. Idiot.
>>28489215
>I'm not going to bother typing out a long post for you detailing every small point
>im not going to explain my reasoning!
Jesus christ youre fucking retard. Fact of the matter is that youre not doing your job right and thats why youre a degenerate loser. Do as youre told or hang yourself.
>>28489208
I like how these people think HR has incentive to show that it keeps hiring subpar people, too. Or that upper management wants to tell investors or the board that the people they're managing (HR and supervisors) are being lazy fucks down the entire chain.
Further, most every position is DESIGNED so that some base amount of work gets done reliably. Do you think management has no idea that their workers fuck around a bit? Do you think they're going to reliably be able to find people that are going to work 8 hours without rest or deviation, everyday, for their entire tenure?
Protip: No employee in a company has incentive to admit they've "failed" at doing their job. A company is an abstraction that is comprised of actual people, most of which don't give much of a shit about the growth of the company itself.
>>28487986
>browsing /pol/ while at work
>a school no less
Anon, please only public on mobile devices, with your own internet. I was browsing on my laptop on my campus internet, and after a couple days 4chan was blocked, which means I'm the only /pol/ack here.
>>28487986
>browsing 4Chan on a work comp.
Dafaq is wrong with you?
>>28488714
>tfw currently memeing myself into a history degree
Gonna be redpilling my students you Bolshevik scum.
>>28489255
Actually im a recruiter. Im responsible for keeping retards like you out. Thats why youre pissing me off. Our company is big and steqdily growing and you wanna know why? Because people do their job like theyre supposed to. Wont be the first time firing someone for being on fucking facebook at work. And i feel good about it.
>>28489015
/pol/ is the most active board on 4chan, and it's users constantly cross post. /TV/ and /g/ are filled with people calling others pooinloos, niggers, and Jews.
You lost years ago, ledditor
>>28488686
>tfw unlimited data all across the U.S. and it's still less than $100
Fells free man
>>28489267
Holy crap the autism. That was rhetorical, you raging aspergerlord.
>>28488936
>Today's reading assignment is "Why Six Million is a lie: the numbers don't add up."
>>28489309
I browsed a holocaust rejection thread on McDonald's wifi. 4chan is now blocked.
>>28489306
>Do you think they're going to reliably be able to find people that are going to work 8 hours without rest or deviation, everyday, for their entire tenure?
Thats what lunch is for and yes, the people that work for me do their job well. We make sure they arent wasting our time and money browsing facebook or god forbid 4chan on the job.
>>28489347
No one has made the claim that they don't "do their job like they're supposed to." You're just being butthurt that people can comfortably get their work done, and done well, without having to go balls to the wall all week.
I can almost guarantee all these superstars your company hires are just like everyone else blowing you the fuck out
>>28489372
My assbugers got me into this career so I'd say it's a fair trade.
You think I'd be a 12 year old cooped up in my bedroom for 14 hours a day programming brood war custom maps as a kid while everyone else was playing sports and talking to girls if I was a normiefag??
Please. I am here to educate anyone who wants to know about the corporate life. I got all day fammm, its literally my job.
>>28489347
Hahahhahaha, this niqqa probably hired my lazy ass cause he thinks I'm a hard worker. Niqqa get the fuq outa here, mfw I filled dis niqqas quota, and I'm shitposting hard hahha fuq you.
>>28489411
Kek, Mickey Dees BTFO
>>28489412
>mfw this faggot undoubtedly works for a call center, hence his inability to type coherent sentences despite presumably being a hiring manager
Most places aren't sweatshops with phones and computers, anon.
>>28487986
at work, 4chan were already blocked as i tried to access it.
>i quit
>>28487986
>/pol/
>work
but real talk nigga are you actually retarded?
>>28489426
If you get your job done in 20 hours and then you waste 20 hours of our money you are doing it wrong. Youre not doing what youre supposed to do for 20 hours. Thats where you fail.
>why would i work hard if i can work for 20 hours and then do nothing while getting paid!
Find the 20 something year old shithead. You are the reason everything is getting worse. Kill yourself you lazy piece of shit.
>>28489444
>I am here to educate anyone who wants to know about the corporate life. I got all day fammm, its literally my job.
according to /biz/raelies a plain business degree means you have no fucking idea what to do and is a waste of time bc you only learn topical knowledge about many things but no actual skills. is this true ?
>>28489505
>not incentivizing hard work via the free market
Sounds like your company fucked up, humans will naturally be lazy, not everybody is going to be some Che Guevara type of mofo who is dedicated to the cause.
>>28487986
how did they even find out?
>>28489470
>his inability to type coherent sentences
Literally what.
>>28488244
t. Ledditor transplant that came here for the rare pepes and thinks hes an oldfag because hes been here for a year
>>28487986
Wait you actually take us seriously? You know we're just joking around on there right?
>>28489449
So youre a lying degenerate piece of shit.
Youre worse than NEETs, just so you know.
>>28489554
>Le 4chan is joking and Reddit/ Tumblr are for serious discussion
>>28488085
Kek, bugger off wannabe internet wiz.
Been browsing the shitter-chan on school network for years, no negative consequences yet.
>>28489537
Companies only hire the best. Why would i settle for someone like you who sees work as optional so you can buy more video games if i can get someone thats desperately trying to pay his bills because he has no other choice. Plenty of those people. Youre lying on the internet and you know it.
>>28489554
At no point did he post that, he posted that he was on /pol/ at work and that's it. Not sure how you came to this conclusion.
>>28489470
Nice reading comprehension stupid retard.
>>28489644
How is this man denying the existence of low productivity? Bizarre.
>>28489651
If you're browsing /pol/ at work, you're taking it pretty seriously
>>28488085
You don't need to 'design' anything to monitor what websites are visited by peers on a network..
>>28489669
Im not. I know lazy people exist and we keep them out. Thats how i know youre lying about doing nothing at work. A company would never hire a lazy retard.
>>28489302
you are the avatar of autism
>>28488069
>or at all
degenerate jb detected
>>28489709
Nice butthurt autistic fag.
>>28489527
Great question,
I have a 4 year business commerce honours degree with a specialisation in supply chain management and a minor in psychology.
There are a lot of "business" degrees out there, and I can't speak for all of them, so I can only talk about what I've personally done (above).
My degree basically gave me a foundation to work on, it lets me look at shit without being completely clueless, it lets me be comfortable in settings with finance shit of logistics shit etc. As far as applicable work skills, its fairly low. Around 99% of what I do at work I learned on the job itself, but its hard to say if it would come as naturally had I not spent 4 years in university. I can't know one way or another.
What I do know is that regardless of how prepared my degree actually made me, there is no chance in any hell that I would have gotten in my company without it.
In my line of work, a university degree is a baseline retard check. It lets the company reduce (not eliminate) the risk that you are a moron since you would have to have at least a few braincells to make it out of an honours program.
I personally recommend business degrees, they are alot easier then the math or science ones and you can still find good work if you have a few braincells.
But to answer your main question, you are pretty close to accurate, a business degree prepares you to begin the process of learning. Almost all of my work related skills I learned on the job solving real problems, not in a classroom solving theoretical ones.
>>28489108
>raiku in groriousu nihon
>implying we aren't lazy like everyone else
>>28489444
So you are a programmer? I was in computer science and i was ok at it but i was to retarded/ had a hard time caring enough to study for the mandatory math minor my school made computer science majors have. Now im an information systems major. Am i ever gonna get a job?
>>28487986
>hurrr i tried browsing kill all niggers and heil hitler.com
>I can't believe I was fired!!!!
How did you think this was going to turn out?
>>28489705
>A company would never hire a lazy retard.
ahahahhahhhaaahahhahaa this level of delusion
>>28489705
How naive are you? Do you really think there are enough dedicated wagecucks for every company to hire? I was promoted super quickly at my old job simply because I showed up on time to all my shifts. Lazy people are the norm, not the exception.
>>28489357
Is it really? More active than /b/?
>>28489705
>A company would never hire a lazy retard
Now you're just trolling.
>>28488688
Hi I'm retarded, what's stormfront?
>>28489771
Are you really denying that companies dont want to hire lazy retards? Ask any manager or recruiter.
Jesus christ youre so delusional. Submissive faggot.
>>28489786
/b/ hasn't been popular in years. /pol/ is more similar to the old /b/.
KANYE BTFO
ANOHNI BTFO
CIS WHITE MEN AOTY
>>28489705
>A company would never hire a lazy retard
>>28489805
Arguments detected: 0
Fucking idiot.
>>28489845
No arguments have been found in this post.
Kill yourself cunt.
>>28489644
>companies already hire the best
Obviously no
>>28489782
Give me one example of a job ad that is looking for a lazy retard. You cant.
>>28489817
White supremacist/neo-nazi forum that's been around for years. Basically /pol/ but with less memes.
>>28489847
Companies hire who they can get. Sometimes lazy people are all they can get.
>>28489705
I bet so many people trick this dumbfuck "recruiter" doing these interviews. So delusional. This is what happens when you drink too much corporate kool aid
>>28489876
Nice reading comprehension idiot.
And you wonder why you cant find a job.
>>28489705
How do I have a job, then?
>>28489724
okay okay thanks for explaining seems to make sense. i am thinking about going back to uni but am not sure which degree to go for, with what you said in mind something like accounting with a minor in business seems more "of a sure thing to get a job"
>>28489770
>killallniggersandheilhitler.com
>>28489894
If we find you wasting 20 hours of our time youre fucking gone. Youre worse than neets.
>>28489909
I think the implication is that somehow a moron like you was hired.
Nice reading comprehension, idiot
>>28487986
WHY WOULD YOU BROWSE 4CHAN IN PUBLIC?
>>28489938
Someone who wastes 20 hours is still better than someone who wastes 30. Not every company has wide selection to choose from.
>>28489938
Gotta find me first, cunt.
>>28487986
>tfw I'm a school counselor on r9k this second
Always browse on your phone not connected to wifi OP, how thick can you be? :^)
>>28489938
>we
>our
Just shut the fuck up and stop pretending you're someone important. You're probably the office Melvin who spends his day trying to get people in trouble and everyone fucking hates you.
>>28489887
Are you being dense on purpose? Companies hire people who turn out to be lazy fucks, but do enough to not get fired.
>>28489920
Because youre just trying to convince 4chan how good you have it for the same reason as the 300k phd meme. Absolute fucking autism in full force.
>look guys im getting paid to shitpost! are you jealous!?
ITT: things that never happened.
>>28489738
Not really a programmer, more of a systems manager, which admittedly has a bit of programming involved with it. Mostly SQL and VBA as well as some of the more complex excel formula crafting.
I never had a programming degree (supply chain management) but I always did programming on the side as a hobby to get things done.
I got hired in a completly different department as an entry level business analyst and through 4 or so years of making things happen, eventually got promoted to where I am now.
The hardest part is getting in the door. Once you are in you can move around within the company if it's big enough and you prove your value.
>>28489892
Gotcha. So with the sheer number of red-pilled folks posting on Stormfront and /pol/, will they ever actually do anything? Is voting for Donald Trump their ace in the hole or what?
>>28489832
Nigger was a meme on old b
Pol actually is a white supremacist board, not at all similar to old b's culture of awkward gay memes
>>28489980
>didnt answer the question
You just shot yourself in the foot. You suck at discussions loser. BTFO.
>>28489981
Never said I was paid to shitpost. Never said I had it good.
ITT: Things nobody said.
>>28489931
Deductive reasoning would bring you to believe that he was not actually talking about a literal killalllniggersandheilhitler.com, but making a jab at /pol/
Take a few minutes before posting again, really think about this one.
>>28489969
>being this mad because youre a fucking office drone that will be fired at the first best oppurtunity.
Stay mad you lazy piece of shit.
>>28489987
I just heard him the other day talk about the threat of globalism
He's literally a nationalist not to mention a fucking white male, he's closer to pol than people realize
>>28489988
/pol/ has actually done things like doxx and other things that affect the real world. Modern /b/ just has trannies and Redditors.
>>28489957
>>28489955
>look guys i get paid to shitpost! dont be jealous!
Almost as good as the 300k meme. Kill yourselves.
>>28490017
>maddest person here telling others not they're mad
At least you can make me laugh!
>>28490021
A Nationalist that was financially involved with establishment Democrat/GOP figures and conglomerates that fall under the jurisdiction of the Bilderberg Group?
>>28489941
Nah not really. Youre just embarrassed because you misread the post and this is your desperate attempt to restore your ego.
>>28490043
Who's saying this? Where are you find these posts? Have you been diagnosed with Schizophrenia?
>>28490004
Then im obviously not talking to you right? I dont even know who you are in this thread. Fuck off.
>>28490046
Not an argument. Youre mad because you got blown out and you will forever be cucked by your boss.
>>28489131
do you live under a rock? ton's of people do that shit where they work half the time, and waste the other half. They get done what their boss wants them to do and the boss doesn't realize that the person needed far less time to do it, or there just isn't a ton of work to be done so they drag their heels while doing evertything
>>28489302
man what a dick riding faggot why don't you suck your bosses dick while you're at it
>browsing 4chan at work right now
>off the clock and out of uniform so fags will never know I'm an employee
>>28490075
You quoted me. Directly. That was me.
>>28490072
All the office drones ITT you raging autist. Are you slow in the head mate? Theyre all claiming that they do nothing but shitposting at work. Nice lies.
>this backpedaling
Classic.
>>28490086
>projecting this much
Nonstop laughs from this cuck!
>>28490111
>this sheer anger
How do you know they're lying? They probably do other things, but how do you know they don't also browse 4chan?
>>28490091
Youre a lazy, lying piece of shit. Not good for anything. I would rather hire an illegal mexican over you. Kill yourself you spoiled loser.
>>28490099
Alright so first you claim you only work 29 hours but get paid for 40 and now youre trying to tell me youre not doing the same as the 300k meme.
Fuck off raging autist. Wipe the foam off your mouth.
>>28490137
fuck you my bosses are getting rich and if I can get away with wasting time then I will. no one is on your side it's a dog eat dog world and your boss will fuck you over to get ahead just like you do to them
>>28490137
You are platinum mad. How does it feel to know that half the workforce you "hired" consists of people like us?
>thought police
sue them
>>28490133
Nice arguments, hot opinions loser. You are mad because you have autism and you lack self awareness. Do us a favor and kill yourself mate.
>>28490165
>people who do more work then me get paid more,and im a lil bitch about it
>>28490134
Because nobody would want someone working for him that is wasting the companies time and money. Theyre lying.
>>28490171
Trust me mate we watch our employees closely. We make sure our company doesnt fail ad hard as yours.
>anime
Why do you hate yourself so much? Why do you want to BTFO yourself? Do you have autism or are you just really submissive to your master? Stockholm syndrome much?
>>28490200
Again, how do you know that their respective companies know that they would be browsing 4chan and wasting the company's time and money?
>>28490165
Neets are more efficient to society than you. If youre gonna live your life like a degenerate why not just stay home and catch welfare? Oh wait youre probably from the united states of poverty and homelessness. Get fucked.
>>28488999
Input to output is in many cases, very hard to track. I'll do 1 hour of real work in a 6 hour shift at my stockinig job, and spend the rest on my phone or talking to people because my coworkers will end up stocking on another shift
>>28490188
I think the one with stockholm syndrome is you anon why do you respect your company so much? I doubt you'll rise through the ranks and become the ceo, they're the ones getting rich as fuck and you're their tool
>>28490200
>I'm never wrong about anything and everyone but me is a liar
The saddest thing about autists like this is the total lack of self-awareness.
>>28489705
I bet you are that one guy at work who always tries too hard but doesnt get promoted because they lack ability
>>28490230
>its okay as long as they dont find out
Thats a load of bullshit. Just go rob a bank with that shit mentality. Is this seriously the way humanity is going?
>>28490227
I use anime because it triggers the fuck out of people. Is it working? And is that what you're paid to do? Watch over "your" employees' shoulders?
>>28490251
So youre basically a waste of space? Congratulations you suck.
>>28490272
>its okay as long as they dont find out
You just described the mentality the majority of the modern population has. Congratulations, senpai.
>>28490264
>projecting this hard
>you will never be THIS autistic
Thank god holy shit.
>>28490270
Im the guy that turns your pathetic resume down because of your autistic neet gap and fires your ass when i find out youre wasting our time.
>>28490261
>why do you have self respect
>why dont you lie about what you do with your time like I do
>I doubt you'll rise through the ranks and become the ceo, they're the ones getting rich as fuck and you're their tool
spoken like a true nigger, you dont deserve freedom
>>28490275
So basically you are fucking autistic by choice. Your dad would be proud of you if you had one.
>>28490021
>>28490059
The guy's a populist. He's no less a puppet of the Bilderbergs as Hillary is, the only difference is that he's not married to a literal member of them.
>>28490298
So you finally accept youre a degenerate piece of shit? Great, it only took you about a 100 posts to figure out what the point of this is. Now you can go ahead and hang yourself!
>>28490363
I do have one. I'm helping him put tin on the roof of a shed he's building out at the farm I grew up on this afternoon. We'll probably drink some shitty beer and watch Band of Brothers afterwards. I love my dad, and he loves me. I love you too, anon. I'm sorry my cute anime grils make you so angry.
Who /gettingpaidtoshitpost/ here?
Stay mad famalams
>>28490382
I just got here, my man. I can see why everybody's having fun with you, though.
>>28490341
nigga you couldnt handle it, my resume is hotter than my mixtape.
>>28490425
>this assmad
Protip: your imagination is not reality.
I know this is hard for you to understand as someone suffering from severe aspergers.
Cut yourself and never ever stop, mad autist.
>>28490429
Haha nice meme just like the 300k meme do you know that one too? Check it out on knowyourmeme!
>>28490341
How can you turn his resume down and then fire his ass?
Pro-tip: Anybody that's actually in any sort of administrative or managerial position should probably not have the temperament to get this angry at lazy people posting on /r9k/
>>28490469
Im glad youre brighter than others and already figured out how degenerate you are. I guess this is why you got that aspie diagnosis.
>>28490367
trump is the most left sided person the republican party has ever nominated, historically that means we're fucked. Ford was moderate-and fucked up a bit, reagan was more moderate and fucked up more bush was moderate leaning and fucked up almost completely. trump and hilary are one in the same just with different bases that they placate and take advantage of
>>28490484
But I'm not mad, senpai. My imagination is ripe and bountiful, but my dad and his magnificent shed are very real. The only assmad I'm seeing is coming from you.
>>28490482
>i dont know what to say anymore so ill just play along as a form of damage control
Get blown out autist.
how does surveillance software work? Does it create a log of every website you visit or does it only respond to certain key words? If i delete the history does that do anything?
>>28490519
He's just memeing like the rest of us. The only things he recruits for is some shitty MMO guild
>>28490568
Or some Chinese gold farming group.
>>28490560
Is "autist" or "aspie" the only comeback you have in the book? Step up, guy.
Also, what have you been contributing to your company in the past hour?
>>28490519
Jesus christ youre slow in the brain.
Im talking in general, not to him specifically you know. Fucking hell i didnt know r9k is this stupid.
>recruiter shouldnt get mad at lazy people
What a load of bullcrap. Lazy people can fuck right off. If youre not helping our company then bye bye. Nice SJW mentality fag.
>>28490536
wew, lad
Wagecuck threads must literally make you cry.
>>28490628
I was having a giggle, m8.
Why are you browsing /r9k/ and not working?
>>28489302
Why would anyone willingly tell their managers that they finished their work early? You would either be able to go home early and get less money, or you would be assigned more work. That's a lose-lose situation. I don't understand what you're getting at.
>>28490557
>hiding behind non mad pics to cover up how assblasted you are
So transparant. No need to be insecure matey. We can all see whats going on.
>>28490628
>absolutely butt blasted
>hasn't even posted any proof that he's a recruiter
>>28490568
>>28490593
>too scared to talk to me directly because you know you will lose
Get fucked, minions.
I'm supposed to be paying attention to a code of conduct/ethics training video on my computer but here I am instead.
>>28490599
>why is he constantly calling me autistic wehhh
Because you do have autism. you are on the autistic spectrum. You may not notice, but you are.
>>28490679
What gave me away? I thought for sure my masterful ruse was going off without a hitch and that you were actually angered by unproductive people on /r9k/ and their smug anime reaction faces.
>>28490635
I know youre crying right now because youre literally on your knees beforee rigjt now. Jesus christ how can you be this submissive? Grow some balls little boy.
>>28490731
That doesn't answer my question, boyo. Also, you can dictate peoples' place on the autism spectrum just by reading their posts?
>>28490658
>h-hehe i was just kidding i promise! sorry!
Fuck off retard. You fucking suck.
>>28490706
Do you need to talk, anon? Is everything alright at home? Are you not able to please the Mrs. anymore, is that it? We're here for you, even if it means we need to take a little break from our work.
>>28490731
Takes one to know one fuckboiiiii
>>28490674
its called dignity,self respect,honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
>>28490768
Before who? You're so mad, you can't even type coherent sentences.
>>28490565
How did you make it this far in life being this dumb?
They can see everything you do, deleting your history does not matter one bit.
>>28490674
Because thats honest maybe? Jesus fucking christ dont you have any values at all? Why do you even get out of bed in the morning if thats truly the mentality you have? Cut yourself and never ever stop.
>>28490706
That's some prime, camo'd-out ass. Post more, boss man.
>>28488045
thought it was pretty good, got to give it like 3 or more listens for a final opinion but from my 2 sessions with it I like it. I like OK Computer and Kid A more, but it's a good album nonetheless.
>>28490681
>p-post proof!
Back to /b/ kid. I dont have to proof shit. This thread caught my attention because its related to what i do. Nice trust issues tho, good luck in therapy autist.
>>28490798
I have dignity and self respect. I don't respect my bosses is all. Honor is for idiots.
>>28488059
>The Nazis were clearly capitalist theocrats
>Ronald Raygun was the best person who ever lived
>Environmentalism is stupid and actually dumping garbage into the ocean is a good thing
>Regulation of industry is horrible! All you fuckers should be working in coal mines for company scrip!
Yo "recruiter" why are you getting mad on r9k and not working, you power tripping hypocrite ?
>>28490819
I really don't care about honesty, unless I'm talking to someone I respect. Basically family and close friends.
>>28488039
Women's studies obviously
>>28490747
You are not original. You are literally copying what other people did to you. It pissed you off so much that you are now doing it yourself thinking it would affect others as much as it affected you.
Its just you mate. You have anger issues. It comes with your autism.
>>28490811
Finally someone responds.
Ok, so is there someone always devoted to monitoring was is going on in your screen or do companies simply collect the metadata?
>>28490786
>h-how do you know i have autism tho?? n-no seriously how?
Pathetic. Kill yourself autist.
>>28490884
You're making autism sound fun as fuck.
>>28490848
im a different anon btw
honor can be personal, like why wouldn't you negotiate to end work early and use you time better then pretending to work?
>look at how much ass I kick i want a raise and less hours or I walk out
its not for your bosses its for you
>>28490842
This poor deluded soul. I bet you're really a 300lb NEET whose self loathing was so great it caused him to go insane and develop this alternate recruiter personality. I'm so sorry, you'll be in my prayers for sure.
>>28490794
Well lookey there, finally built up the courage to talk to me directly instead of talking about me with someone like a 6 year old girl? Loser.
>>28490910
>Ok, so is there someone always devoted to monitoring was is going on in your screen or do companies simply collect the metadata?
different person
you are tech illiterate, software can anaylylize it all no humans needs to sit and stare at your screen to see what your doing its all automatic and when your shit gets flagged, which can be set off by any kind of custom settings, then they look at your history. also if you go into a vpn or something they will wonder wtf you are doing then watch you
>>28490795
Not really. Symptoms are pretty well known and its easy to detect.
>>28490912
I can make stuttering greentext, too.
>p-pathetic, k-kill yourself autist
Now we're both autists.
>>28490946
Do you like 6 year old girls, recruiter man? That's illegal, you know.
>>28489166
>he thinks every employee has dedication to the business
The one guy working hard with the belief like yours carries 5 other people who don't care and as long as the supervisor isn't getting it in the neck from their supervisor they most likely won't notice or care.
>>28490805
>he made a typo so i win haha!
Fuck off loser. This is 4chan, grow some balls.
>>28490966
What are the symptoms? Is "person that disagrees with me" on the list?
>>28490919
>why wouldn't you negotiate to end work early and use you time better then pretending to work?
I would love to, but I'd earn less money. I need that extra money to pay bills and save up start up capital for a side business I'd like to start. I seriously doubt that my boss would agree to something like that.
>>28490992
It's a typo? What the fuck were you trying to say? If your posts have made anything clear, you have skin about as thick as a plastic bag.
>>28490877
Then why are you working at all? Why arent you just cashing in autism bux if your mentality is that fucking disgusting? Because you sure as hell are eligible for that.
Youre not only wasting your boss' time, but your own time aswell.
>>28490963
>anaylylize
Well anon I don't know about you but I would rather be literate than tech literate. I'm joking. I don't see the need to be overly hostile over something so trivial.
Thank you for the info I guess.
>>28488714
>>28489279
Hi leftards, don't bully the man because he was spreading the truth. Mmmkay?
>>28489015
Go away.
>>28490916
Why dont you ask the anime poster? He has experience with autism.
>>28490980
>not working hard for yourself and taking your newly acquired skills to negotiate for new/better/more paying job somewhere else
>>28491014
>I need that extra money to pay bills and save up start up capital for a side business I'd like to start.
okay! so you are making moves you are trying to start a business not just wasting time shit posting, thats good your earlier posts indicated you shit fuck off half the week doing nothing like a neet. good luck with your business endeavors
>seriously doubt that my boss would agree to something like that.
then demand a supervisor position with more pay, say that youve got your current work down and are losing interest but a higher up position with more pay/benefits will keep you on track.then use your new contacts/money to start your business faster. you wont know until you try
>>28490920
>projecting this hard
Jesus christ how can you be this pathetic. You dont even believe anyone on r9k could possibly be a recruiter because stocking shelves is a high end job for you. Not everyone is as much of a loser as you anon. Get your fucking life together fatherless kid.
>>28491035
I live in the USA, you can't just get autism bucks that easily. I also want to start my own business, and the paltry sum that autism bucks give you isn't enough to do it. I'm not a very good actor either way, I doubt I could act autistic enough to get them.
>>28490969
You are the only autist. You pretty much confirmed it with that insecurity lol.
>>28491087
I sincerely hope that you conquer whatever demons plague you, anon. I can tell you're a troubled man, but with this much spirit I'm sure you'll succeed some day.
>>28490974
>thinks about pedophilia when someone calls someone a 6 year old girl
You got issues mate. Stop projecting your own pedo thoughts on other people. You are the only one who thought about pedo stuff.
>>28491078
>then demand a supervisor position with more pay, say that youve got your current work down and are losing interest but a higher up position with more pay/benefits will keep you on track.then use your new contacts/money to start your business faster. you wont know until you try
Maybe I'll try that. I can't be that heavy handed though. My company has a policy that if you threaten to quit, you're fired.
>>28490980
You are fucking degenerate and actually proud of it. Holy shit kill yourself stupid loser.
>>28491142
You think about pedo stuff? I'm not sure you want to admit that, even here. You know the FBI monitors this board, right?
>>28490998
Google it my little autistic friend. Find out more about who you are and what is holding you back in life.
>>28491033
>unable to correct typos in your head
Mate..
>>28491158
yeah something like that, dont say demand like i did i was just trying to get the point across. and dont even try to say you are willing to quit unless you really are and have a new job already lined up
good luck
>>28489705
>A company would never knowingly hire a lazy retard*
FTFY
>>28491096
>united states of poverty.
The tough luck. You are pretty much forced to keep slaving all your life. Thats what happens when you are born in a fucking 3rd world country with nearly 50% non whites.
>>28491132
This is where you Iose the discussion. Have a good day autistic anon.
>>28491266
Thanks, I hope yours is good too "recruiter" ;^)
>>28491164
Youre projecting your own pedo thoughts on other people. Stop it and hang yourself you nasty piece of shit.
>>28491217
True, thanks for your endorsement.
>>28491290
Look, I know it's difficult living with such an affliction, but suicide is not the answer. You have a lot to live for. There are resources online and in your community that you can use to better yourself and address your condition. Please look them up; for your own sake.
>>28491288
>cannot believe that anyone one r9k has achieved more than being a paperboy
My god its like you are actually trying to let us know how much of a loser you are. Stop shooting yourself in the foot anon, im starting to feel bad about you.
>>28491330
>this reading comprehension
Fucking lolled.
>>28491358
Wait, I thought you "won" the discussion? No need to bother with me anymore. I appreciate the attention and all but I'd hate to impose on you and waste your time.
