Let's have the obligatory "I wish I were taller" thread
>>28487677
>Tfw only 6'4"
I wish I was a baller
i'm shortish (5'11") but who gives a fuck.
there are so many other things wrong with me that make me want to end my life
Can we trade? I hate being tall
I'm not an alpha so I just feel like a freak
I'm 6'5 I really don't want to be taller. It's already hard enough to find decent clothes and cars and beds that fit.
>>28487693
>>28487726
>>28487729
>>28487747
oh, you guys
y-you tall, handsome fuckers..
>>28487784
>handsome
I fucking wish
>>28487726
I'm 5'7.8
t r a d e
P L E A S E
>>28487784
5'11" bro here
what are you, 5'6"?
you're probably some chill asian dude at the core.
i think the people propagating the under-6-feet-kill-yourself meme are genetic freaks of nature upset because they can't get vagina.
expand your horizons
>>28487747
THIS
6'5 here also, I have to buy XL shirts, but they're too baggy for me
shit sucks senpai
>>28487784
>Handsome
It's usually defects that make people tall.
>>28487860
5'7, my main dude.
I usually do try to make up for being a shorty mcshorterson by being a cool dude, but every once in a while, insecurity slips through.
>>28487846
>0.8
gotta take everything you can get, huh?
>>28488115
it's better than rounding up and saying 5'8, isn't it
>>28487677
life isnt suddenly gonna get better when you're tall
source: me being 6'3
>>28488277
its not, it shows you care too much about height, just give an aprox measurement like a normal people
>>28488323
huh, I guess you're right. I never saw it that way before
>>28487677
I'm 5'6" but it sucks even worse because I have wide shoulders and a barrel chest so I can't even be a ottermode short guy, I'll always have a wide frame while being short.
Makes you doubly unattractive. Short women don't want you and tall women definitely don't want you.
>>28488350
in my experience, tall women don't give a FUCK about height. I've seen far more short guys dating women taller than them than tall women dating tall guys
>>28487677
>6'2"
>still can't get girls
>tfw 5'5 and boyish looks despite beeing 23
>tfw no pedo gf
I'm a 6"2, stocky hairy manI wish I was just a 5"4 cute girl instead
>>28489731
I've said it so many times on this board before that I might as well make a tripfag revolving around it so people can at least know who I am.
But basically, I'm the OP. 5'7 male.
God DAMN, my biggest wish on earth is that I'd be a woman around 6'1-6'4
I want to be seen as a tall goddess, but be a gentle giant who loves and hangs out with anyone.
So basically, just me now, but as a girl and way taller.
Tfw literally unachievable goals.
>tfw 6'2
I wish I was 6'5 shit sucks
>>28487677
But I don't. I find my 6'2" a pretty much perfect height.
If only any of you could inhabit my body after my death (if it hadn't been ruined elsewise as well), I would give it to you.
>>28489075
As a 5'6" guy whose last 3 gfs have all been taller, I agree.
>5'8.5
>Ugly, short and stupid
The trifecta :^)
>tfw 5'11 and 3/4ths inches
>just 1/4 inch from being a man
>you will never be a man
hurts bros. to be so close yet so far
>>28491056
>you fell for the "anywhere below 6'0" is manlet meme
>laughing at your pointless deluded agony
>>28491250
This.
It's not your height that makes girls dislike you, it's your dick size
>>28491278
i do have a tiny dick too
god i need to just fucking kill myself
>>28491457
I think tiny dicks are kinda hot though
I know a lot of people (who aren't fetishists) who also think so
the world ain't so black and white, cuccboi
I'm 5 9 wish I could be shorter
I want to be cute and girly!
