>1991 is closer to 1967 than to 2016
>>28487216
>1965 is closer to 1916 than to 2016
>kurt cobain died 50 years ago
>>28487216
>I was born 75 years ago but I'm only 27
>moot was murdered by a raging autist 17 years ago today
I still remember exactly what I was doing when it happened
I have a 100 word essay due tomorrow
>>28488124
>100 words
>essay
whut
>>28487216
>The 30 years war is closer to the 100 years war than to 2016
WW2 is closer to my dick than it is to my penis.
>>28488124
funny joke
probably not an original joke so we make it originaly original for the sake of origination
>>28488124
>5 mins = 300 seconds
>300 seconds at 1 word/3 seconds = 100 words
You will finish this in 5 minutes even if you write really slowly.
>>28488215
The Birth of Julius Caesar is closer to the building of the Large Hadron Collider than to the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
>2016 is closer to 3000 than to 2000
>you will die long before 3000 and miss out on all the techno waifus and magic/technology
did the world change to a much more dull and 'predictable' place for everyone else during the last 10 years or is it just my depression?
>>28489477
No it's not just you.
The last few years have been extremely shitty.
It's closer to 2030 than 2000
>in the early 70s 2 guys left america on a modified ICBM, landed on the moon, ate freeze dried cheese burgers, and drove around in a car for a while before returning safely
>3 hours have passed since this thread was made
>2011 was probably the best year of my life
>>28489704
>2007 was my last year with friends
>been depressed since 2008
when will they find a cure for this horrible disease?
>>28489742
It's strange how universally agreed it is that everything started going to shit in 2007. What the fuck is up with that? I said it a long time ago, and I've noticed a lot of people say the same shit.
>>28489622
Dude, that's Jimmy Page, not Michio Kaku
>the upward trend of the last 200 years of technology seems to be increasing every year
>normies have only gotten hold of the internet and computers in the last 10 years
>the entire universe caters to normies wants and needs
>you will live to see the technological singularity
