Hi robots,
I'm gonna tell you story about how fucking heartless chads are. This is a true story and I swear there is no exaggeration whatsoever in it.
>be a simple guy, 5'9 Manlet, KV, fit but average face and horrible self esteem.
>met a friend a the bar
>he brought his coworker "Chad"
>he is the embodiment of chad. Tall(around 6'1), handsome, extremely confident, etc...
>we started talking about politics and stuff
>We hit it off pretty well
>me and Chad became friends
>I even had to go all the way to his house to help him move to his new house
>go to the park (huge one)every night to do my daily calisthenics
>one day a girl came up to me
>she is blonde, petite, extremely cute...a solid 8/10
>"umm, excuse me I'm new in the area and I got lost in this park lol, do you know the exit to x avenue?"
>I gave her the directions
>"thank you...umm I'm pretty scared alone do you mind if you walk me to the exit? Sorry haha"
>holy shit her voice, her smile, her eyes
>"yes of course! I just finished training anyway! Hehe"
>I lied
>to my surprise, she lives around 3min from my house
>we exchanged contacts and parted ways
>to my surprise she sent me a message later that night
>we kept talking on a daily basis afterwards
>we even met a couple of times
>I couldn't believe myself I was interacting with a girl like her
>I was happy robots
Then comes the shitty part where I officially gave up on girls, gave up on chads and officially turned into a full fledged robot.
The girl looked very close to pic related
Cont?
wow i can't wait to hear about how chad pumped and dumped her, ruining it for you, even though you would have really loved her, all said unironically even though you're rating her on a 10-point attractiveness scale and posting topless photos of a girl who looks like her so we know what she's "really like"
>>28487147
No, don't even bother you attention whoring cunt. Seriously, this "cont?" Shit rages me more than the daily wagecuck vs neet shit
Why would you bother typing this out and not continuing?!
>>28487233
Fucking spot on
Nigga you already started it, the least you could do is finish it
>>28487147
Continue, OP, I wanna hear how much of a cuck you are. Makes me feel about about being NEET. I may be NEET, but at least I'm not a betacuck
>>28487233
This hit it right on the spot.
I dont even want to know how OPs story goes anymore
>>28487147
Type it all out in word and post it quickly you normie manlet cunt.
I hope chad gave you aids.
I already know what happens because this same bit of zero-effort creative writing has been posted here a countless number of times, but go on.
>>28487384
This is what pretty much keeps me from going insane. There are people way fucking worse on than I am.
May not be happy, but at least I'm not OP
>>28487265
>what are character limits
Bumping for interest
I feel really original, don't silence me plox
HURRY UP NIOGA
inb4 she was the loch ness monster. Walking dinosaurs, reading first letters of every line, fresh prince and whatever else.
>Chad and his buddies toast many brewskis to glorious tales of pounding vhag long into the nighthours.
>betacux post lonely stories anoymously of their failure to obtain sex and fully expect the other betacux to listen and sympathize.
I know what I'd rather listen to. Tell me how she writhed, how she moaned, how she slid your wet cock out of her pussy and gorged on it. How she begged for it in her ass, about how she only wanted to be your whore etc etc
Not this crybaby shit about how close you fucking came to a good story.
>>28487509
Please get the fuck out of this board you sad nigger
OP here with more
>she texts me when she didn't text me for a week straight
>check my phone
>"sorry anon, but i'll be away for a while
>i say "oh, ok :')"
>never talk to again
>go with chad to get some drinks
>chad's face is wrapped up in gaws
>"dude, she's fucking crazy bruh"
>chad got his face ripped off by the vacuum vagina
>i go to her house to see what's going on
>she opens the door
>she says "i wanted to fuck you for so long <3"
>holy shit yes
>go upstairs and prepare to fuck
>get my six inch cock out that's nothing special and go to town
>she starts "YES"ing in a demonic voice
>she sucks my cock off with her demon pussy
>razor blades in vagina
>dick gets cut off
>sit there bleeding out
>bites my right leg off
>eats my leg
>screams "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ROBOTS GET OUT OF MY UNIVERSITY"
>slowly dieing and passing out
>wake up in the hospital with a prostetic leg
>don't fuck with girls anymore
>mfw
>>28487533
>pretending to be OP
you're so clever XD lel
>>28487555
Are you mad that I trolled all of you faggots?
:'))))))
>>28487147
>chad
>heartless
chad is the best friend you or anyone else could wish for
>>28487533
Wtf is dis
>>28487529
I'm going to stay, and I'm going to criticise. Not my fault you faggits cant lead interesting lives. Might get my gf to come over and suck my cock while I wait for a reply.
>>28487147
High five man! You were a courteous basic human being to her, so she owes you sex!
>>28487147
Why do you feel like putting pics like this in the op?
Because of that I can't read those threads at work or someone will notice, I have to hide them
Spill the beans OP, so we can judge just how much a beta you were.
>>28487533
You fucking crazy bastard. You're actually op aren't you? You come here and tell half a fake story then pretend to be someone else who's pretending to be you and viola we're TROLLED XD.
CLAP...CLAP....CLAP well played
>>28487233
FUCKING DESTROYED
God of burn is among us?
>>28487625
Trying to validate your own faggot self pretending to be OP wont cut it.
Put down the crack pipe son.
>>28487147
>Turned me into a full fledged robot
I hate this meme robots are born not made a robot wouldent have even thought of romance as they know they would have fucked it up and don't have a desire for them anyway.
>>28487596
Not OP, but fuck off you fucking landwhale. He's allowed to HOPE for sex if a girl seems to be into him, cunt.
Lick and suck on my boner-ass Johnson, motherfucker.
Cont. let's call that girl Stacy
>comes birthday of my friend
>makes a big party
>get invited
>talk about it to Stacy
>she wants to come because she's bored alone
>"sure!"
>comes the day of the party
>we met next to our houses
>she came up to me and hugged me
>I couldn't believe my eyes
>she was perfect
>we were laughing and joking around
>she wrapped her arm on mine when we were walking to the elevator and put her head on my shoulder
>my heart was playing Moroccan percussion
>finally we reach the party
>gets greeted by none other than Mr.Chad Thundercock himself
>by the time he sets up his eyes on the girl, I can feel that something has triggered
>he asks me"is she with you?"
>I said yes
>he lean over her and directly kiss her on the cheek "heyy I didn't know anon was hiding cuties like you ;)"
>I felt it...It felt like I was on a free fall towards an infinite hole
>I danced with the girl a little bit until she asked me about the whereabouts of Chad
>she said let's take a rest and talk with the others
>we only danced for a couple of minutes
>she changed completely, she hasn't looked at me at all
>I went to the toitlet
>me and my friend went out to bring the extra drinks
>by the time I arrived I found her already kissing chad
>like full blown tongue kiss
>he looked at me and waved at me
>she was very drunk so she didn't realize I was there
>I went out again to breath some fresh air before I kill someone
>I stayed outside, looking at the stars, remembering the happy days when I was alone
>I was on the verge of tears...and I am not te kind of guys who cry easily
>I stayed outside until the party finished
>when I was getting inside I saw chad, his female friend and Stacy drunk as fuck
>I went over her and said "Stacy, you should go home"
>"she shoved me aside and said that thanks but he can take care of herself"
>Chad said "it's ok man I'll take care of her dont worry"
>his female friend "yeah we gonna take good fucking care of her hahahaha!!!
>I was devastated
Con
Faggot cuck.
>>28487695
>>talk about it to Stacy
that's where you fucked up, I won't even read further
>>28487695
Why didn't you challenge him to a duel like a true gentleman? You could have brought your fedora as well, what a shame.
>>28487636
Hows your english comprehension there buddy? I never suggested that I was op. Nice projection there, you know with the crack pipe.
>>28487731
wow dude you're so fucking funny don't forget to post your epik memes to r/4chan
>>28487233
Ouch, son.
>>28487735
How about yours?
I never suggested that you were op.
I laughed because those boring greentext are always the same and nobody gives a shit about muh ruined life by chaddy and your resume was pretty good
>>28487433
>what is splitting a story into several posts without asking after every single one like an attention whoring bitch?
>>28487761
>implying /r9k/ doesn't get the most traffic from reddit of all boards
/r9k/ is r/4chan, only board on which I have seen the that boy meme posted as well.
Nice thread OP, going to screencap and send to reddit
>>28487695
I wouldn't even know what to do in a situation where chad straight up kisses a girl i brought along on the cheek and flirts with her desu. I do a variety of martial arts so I could probably kick his ass but I still feel like that wouldn't even be the right thing to do or if I even want to get into a fight with him.
>>28487781
Okay I'll confess, I'm high and I cannot comprehend your writing in the slightest which suggests to me that you're also high? Man wtfs going on in this thread? wut!?
>I was walking towards my house with a blank stare
>trying to withstand a pain that I have never felt before...and that is coming from someone who stabbed by a knife once
>I couldn't sleep that night
>all the horrible images of that night kept on appearing like mocking ghosts trying to extend my torment
>the next day comes
>I was devastated...I was so sad
>I went to the park to train so I can at least relieve my pain
>at around 2p.m I got a message from chad
>"hey man are you ok?"
>I didn't want to show that I was bitter so I just replied with "I'm good man how was yesterday?"
>"it was not bad" he replied
>I was fucking angry as hell
>then after around 5min, get a call from Stacy
>answer like the cuck I am
>"hey Stacy" I said I. With stern voice
>"hi anon....sorry about yesterday, I was drunk"
>"yeah it's ok, so what did you do after the party?"
>that's the question that I almost punched myself when I asked I already knew the answer, but couldn't stop myself from asking
>"I-I was drunk I don't remember well"
>"haha cmon now you had sex with Chad right" said with a cheerful manner trying to hide the crushing sadness by just imagining that
>"y-yeah...we had a 3p with the other girl...it was my first time locking another girl's pussy"
>"chad accidentally ripped my bra so I had to go back home without a bra haha"
>a part of me died at that moment
>I directly changed tone and said "listen Stacy, I liked you, I really liked you, but I'm happy now that I didn't take it further than that, please forget about me from now on"
>then I hanged the phone
Cont
>>28487891
>then I hanged the phone
RIP in peace phone
>>28487891
NEXT. Get an escort and facefuck her. You'll feel much better.
I have to go to work soon
>>28487695
Not deflecting it by saying "come on dude, you aren't European, stop pretending hahahah :), fake punching him in then arm" and then letting Chad know discretely you dig the girl. Chads may be a dick to girls but they are loyal to their buds if you tell him.
You were too much of a pussy to tell Chad you liked the girl and then got butthurt he went after it. No wonder you are a KV Betamax
>>28487891
if it turns out you've talked to her again I'll lose what little respect I have for you
>>28488010
this
Bros before Hoes is the Chad code of honour
>>28487871
Yes I am
originaly being
>>28487233
WREKT
R
E
K
T
>>28488010
chad asked OP if the girl was with him, Op answered yes
what is it you don't understand?
Would've liked this story better if it ended with you suckin chad's dick or somethin, so that's how I'm gonna imagine it ended.
>>28488048
pic related
OR151N0L
This is your own fault. You weren't dating this girl yet, but for some reason decided it was a good idea to bring her to Chad's party. Chad and Stacy were just following nature's course.
Chad's can make good friends, but you have to understand that you cannot bring cuties around them until you are in a committed relationship.
>>28487913
top fucking kek dude
never forget
>>28488144
>>Chad's can make good friends
No they fucking can't, tell me how does a narcissistic sociopath make a "friend" or even understands what a "friend" is?
>>28487891
Why do you people come to 4chan and write weird fictional blogs about yourself? It's all just so cartoonish. What do you gain from this?
>>28488078
Nobody is clear on anything. Op is a beta cuck who didn't kiss her when she put her head on his shoulder. Chad likely meant if she came to the party with her. It's not like they were holding hands, Chad probably thought rightly that he was way out of his league and she was just an acquaintance or friend. Frankly it's op's faggot ass' inability to make a move or communicate clearly to Chad that screwed him
>>28488181
Sociopaths make friends easily.
Napoleon, Caesar, Alexander, sociopathic to an extent but all great leaders.
>>28488181
The hypocrisy is real boys
>>28488188
i actually enjoy reading them
Even if most of them end up with spaghetti or 350
>>28488181
People like that are loyal to those on their "team". They're incredibly competitive against anyone else but those they regard as being on the same side as they are. It's why they like sports so much as well.
>>28487891
>I ignored both Chad's and her calls/messages afterwards
>I focused on my training and my job like never before
>I changed my usual training location in the park so I don't meet her
>she knocked on my door once but I pretended nobody was home
>one day I saw her and Chad walking back to her house
>she became his GF
>I realized that me and him are on a different level, I stopped giving any fuck about girls at that point so didn't hurt me much
>fast forward 1 year
>became very fit...my body was on goal body threads on /fit/
>promoted in my job
>felt amazing
>got invited to friends party again
>I went there, everyone was surprised when they saw me because we hadn't met for almost one year
>I wasn't expecting anything so just went to enjoy
>Chad and Stacy were there
>to my surprise they broke up but Stacy became friends with the group so she joined the party
>I just casually talked to them then left them to talk with other people
>there was a fat girl literally chasing me in that party
>karaoke even came
>I went up to the stage, sang "A kiss from a rose" by Seal
>I sang it like a pro
>people were applauding
>they were complimenting my singing
>I was sitting alone, until the fat girl came over
>she was drunk and openly invited me to sex
>implying
>I just kept talking with the fatty
>i went to the toilet to take a dump
>when I got back, who do I find flirting that hippo?
>Chad fucking Thundercock
>out of all the girls he went to that hippo
>and guess what? She fucking dissed him
>I couldn't believe my eyes
>I has the biggest grin ever
>the fatty went to the toilet to piss
>suddenly, Stacy comes over
Cont
>>28487891
cont!!!!! Im super invested rn
>>28487233
this
from the 1st sentence i fucking knew it was a CONTINUE!?!?!11?! type piece of shit normie post
>>28488257
Last part
>"you were amazing anon...btw you changed so much"
>her fucking eyes...but the flash back of that night are still hunting me...so It didn't affect me
>"yeah i was busy throughout the year"
>"I can see that hahaha...hey what are your plans after the party?"
>"I am planning to leave soon, I am going to wake up early tomorrow"
>"cmon it's weekend! Why don't you come over after this? There are still so much to talk about...."
>mfw my dick got erect just by hearing that
>"sorry, I can't I have something important to do tomorrow"
>"ah ok...but let's stay in contact from now on, ok?" She said as she leaves
>i decided to leave, on my out I saw chad fucking kissing that meat freighter
>holy shit they are so fucking retarded
>I just laughed inside and went back home
>kept on living life enjoying time with my family
And this ends the story. There is still more to it with Stacy. But I am still a KV, still dumbfounded by how Chads and Stacie's interact with people.
>>28488216
>Sociopaths make friends easily.
No, they get people to believe they're their friends easily.
>>28488243
Not really, this is temporary "loyalty" and it disappears as soon as there's something better to be gained (see anyone in any business context selling out the entire group that did the work for them for example, if you've ever been in any business context of course). And they present it in such a way that gullible people like you defend them, since everything is a "game" to them, except when they're being played, then it's suddenly serious and they shut it down immediately by any means possible.
>>28488257
>girl wasn't in a relationship with you
>she chooses someone else
>give up on girls forever to avoid pain
sasuga, /r9k/
Grow up, bub.
5'9 isn't manlet reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28488257
Then you woke up?
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>28487656
I'm a man. I just don't act like any time I'm even slightly decent to a woman, I deserve sex.
>>28488275
Just go find a bitch to fuck. Whats the harm?
>>28488275
It's fine if you have fantasies to cope with your dull life, Anonymous, but making up stories and writing them out on r9k doesn't mean they happened.
>>28488284
i don't think he literally gave up on girls,
just on the expectation of having idealistic relationships
>>28488275
Suck my Johnson, Mark Ronson.
>>28488279
I never said anything about complete and utter dog loyalty, bozo. You don't have to explain like some patronising edgy teen who wants a Peruvian cockring emporium to know that he's a master of social interaction.
>Cont?
YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU MAKE THE THREAD SAYING YOURE GONNA POST YOUR SHITTY MISERABLE LIFE STORY JUST FUCK OFF OR POST EVERYTHING YOU GAY FAGGOT NIGGER
>>28487233
witnessed
original nnbvfhhffhkmlkihgbn
>>28488275
WHAT HAPPENED TO STACY
WHAT IS THERE MORE TO
TELL US
Guys I swear to god this story is 100% real.
I know many post fictional shit, but this shit really happened to me
Op only posted the first part. Don't any of you retards wonder why any other part of the story reads like someone who is shit at English wrote it?
>>28488275
You should have told her to fuck off you betacuck
the penis goes in the pussy
why is there always so much discussion about this
>>28487233
top fucking keke just shit on OP hard. Fuck you OP
>>28488325
I swear this is real wtf
>>28488275
Nooooo.
There should have been a plot twist.
Like Chad is cock blocking you because he wants your sweet sweet boipucci and wants you to be alone since he cant have you
>>28488275
We get it you have become a Chad yourself, but what happened to Stacy.
>>28488216
>napoleon
>friends
he was literally a robot the only real friend he ever had was desaix
>>28488421
her cunt blorped out into a dick
>>28488421
she was actually a skellington
>>28488436
shut up. go have gesaix with your dad.
>>28488355
Charachter limit.
Summer is coming
Why are the OPs never using any trips in threads like these?
The trips are made to be sure that you are the same anon who's continuing the post.
>>28488384
>>28487147
>go to the park (huge one)every night to do my daily calisthenics
>calisthenics
I know this is the real deal, no one uses the word "calisthenics" when they are shitposting.
I got you OP
>>28488454
>Summer is coming
Summer is coming
>>28488355
chek'd
original replies are what I write
>>28487891
>>28487147
>>28487891
Cont?
You're a cont
>>28487147
Wow 8/10 Stacey goes for 8/10 Chad and not your disgusting ugly manlet virgin self. What an injustice. Cry harder normie bitch.
>>28488413
Sure it is, champ.
![0,,1367976_4,00[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5NRbQfJ.jpg "0,,1367976_4,00[1].jpg")
>>28488436
>implying Napoleon needed friends
How can you be friends with anybody if you are superior to all?
>>28488452
triggered omega male detected
>>28488512
Napoleonic knight detected
>>28487233
roasted and toasted OP, unplug the controller
>>28488345
>getting this butthurt over getting BTFO'd defending Chad's non-existent honor
>>28488488
she was leading him on first
>>28487147
>6/10 guy
>trying to get 8/10 women
>something bad happens
WOW, WHO COULD TELL. MAYBE JUST AIM LOWER YOU FUCKING BETA
>>28487233
OP ABSOLUTELY
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>28487735
>crackhead responds super defensively
>to the WRONG POST
my sides
>>28487147
>>28487233
Samefag
Original fag
>only thing OP mentions about this girl is her looks
>"She's so perfect! So cute! An 8/10!"
>doesn't mention any hobbies, what she likes to do in her free time, any other aspect of her personality
>becomes infatuated with her, deludes himself into believing he's fallen in love
>is upset when she ditches him for a guy that is apparently interested in her as a person
>"wat a whore bitch >:'("
>>28488924
>Chad has a threesome with her within 6hrs of the first time they meet
>interested in her as a person
Top kek, tell me more stories please
>>28489093
idk what they talked about in those 6 hours, but I know what OP didn't talk to her about judging on his description ergo. "OMG SO BEAUTIFUL, SO CUTE, MUH WAIFU".
>>28488924
Agreeing with your first part, but you have to be deluded to think that the "chad" in that story is "interested in her as a person" kek, the shit women come up with
>>28488275
Post pic of body with timestamp or I know you just made this shit up.
>>28488924
Falling in love with someone purely based on their looks and their general appearance is an absolutely justified thing to do.
>>28489370
No it really isn't. It's pathetic as fuck and only desperate people do it.
>>28489427
There's no difference between looks and personality. Both are totally arbitrary and given to us by factors outside ouf or minimal control. We are just not yet free to realise this.
>>28487891
>I didn't want to show that I was bitter so I just replied with "I'm good man how was yesterday?"
Should've been honest without being a sperg.
>>28487233
Why are you samefagging? Roastie pls go.
>>28488275
So you didn't go hatefuck her when she asked you to?
Poor show Anon.
>>28488275
>>"sorry, I can't I have something important to do tomorrow"
Why'd you apologize to her?
Should of just told her your not that kind of guy and left.
Stacy, Chad, and all their friends been laughing about how they act toward you behind your back the entire time.
That Stacy girls just trying to see how dumb you are and get you on as their inside joke again.
>>28488924
Are you clinically retarded? I don't want to argue with a retard.
>>28488275
You are fucking gay
Oregano
>>28487147
>>28487695
>>28487891
Probably happened
>>28488257
>>28488275
Definitely didn't happen, reads to much like a nerd revenge fantasy
>going for 8/10 blonde girls then complaining when your bitch ass gets cucked
That's asking for trouble. You are a beta. You only get beta girls. Accept that.
>>28489908
This. OP tried to roam with the chads and paid for it severely. Chad always wins.
>>28489812
>>Stacy, Chad, and all their friends been laughing about how they act toward you behind your back the entire time.
>That Stacy girls just trying to see how dumb you are and get you on as their inside joke again.
Literally this, been there done that.
