>Aunt and Uncle come to visit
>6 year old niece
HELP
>>28486511
helium + mask, go
>>28486511
masturbate before the visit and dont be a fucking degenerate
Take pics you delicious swine
I recommend the simple fix of this is really a problem.
>>28486534
Nice try NSA.
>>28486528
She's already here though...
Convert to 2D girls you faggot.
>>28486545
use the helium
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>>28486511
see
>>28486548
It's great advice and you should listen to it.
Don't be fucking weird. It's your niece m8...wtf.
>>28486575
I don't want to kill myself.
>>28486584
>>28486548
I do stick to 2D girls, but I've never been so close to a loli before in real life and I feel really confused...
>>28486598
>comparing 2D to 3D
Fucking kill yourself how is it possible to be this much of a fucking newfag? Even on purpose you aren't able to go this far.
You're fucked up in the head, 3D children are fucking disgusting and gross while 2D are pure, cute and innocent.
You understand nothing and oyu have shit taste to be able to be troubled by a fucking 3DPD, a fucking child.
>>28486598
Yeah, I was pretty close to my 4 year old cousin a few months ago and nothing happened. I'm extremely awkward with children though. Don't overthink it, and just pay it no mind.
>>28486511
You got this Anon, stretch out your palm and place it on her forehead, that way her attacks can't reach you.
Then pull her towards you and using your other arm for support, proceed to pick her up before chokeslamming her and go in for the pin.
>>28486511
Just think that all children below the age of 12 aren't people
If it's your aunt and uncle's kid, shouldn't she be your cousin not your niece?
>>28486647
Unless his aunt is his sister
>>28486624
I've been here since 2006 though.
>>28486631
I don't even want to do anything, but the idea I could be tempted is giving me a panic attack...
>>28486634
I'm not going to do that.
>>28486639
They are though.
>>28486647
I don't know? I'm an idiot... She's the daughter of my Aunt and Uncle though.
>>28486668
I'm just gonna assume that you're a KHV and that you're only gonna let some succubus steal your mana from your cold dead hands. You're overthinking it, and you won't do anything. You should just chill.
>>28486624
>newfag
>for being a pedo
I think the newfag is you, fag
>>28486668
>She's the daughter of my Aunt and Uncle though
Then she's your cousin, you fucking mong. You're their nephew.
>>28486779
What's a niece then?
>>28486693
I'm not even going to be around her. I think I'm just going to stay in my room.
Is this a pedo thing or a "scared of/nervous around/bad with kids" thing?
>>28486800
A niece is a daughter of a sibling
>>28486804
Both.
>>28486819
Oooh. I don't have a sister or brother so that's not going to happen.
>>28486777
No, I'm insulting him because he says that he is into 2D but he feels for 3D children
>>28486887
>Newfag
>Insult
That's about as insulting as calling someone a donkey, unless you actually are a newfag, then I could see how it would sting.
>>28486598
Op if you feel any pedo urges at all you should just helium. Don't corrupt an innocent kid with your curious, fat hands
>>28486918
>Implying I only called him a newfag
also he is one so it should hurts
>>28486800
>>28486826
Be a pedo all you want, just stop being such a mong.
>>28486979
You're talking to me though and like I said I've been here since 2006.
>>28487014
I can't help that I'm retarded.
>>28487050
>2006
You're just retarded then
>I can't help that I'm retarded.
ha.
Its okay if she likes it, anon. If she likes it then its as illegal as giving her an ice cream.
>can I sit on your lap anon
>>28487084
>using newfag and retard as an insult
>on 4chan
>while posting SnK
>while being a moralfag
I'm going to guess you're 19.
>10 year old cousin visits
>I realize that my crippling inability to talk to people now applies to kids too
fuck
>>28487211
>her reaction when
The way people ITT pretend to violently overract with suicide suggestions et al. is annoying. Have your way with her in your imagination, OP. I'm not really into that, but it's your head and your desires -- you have every God-given right to harbour them.
First of all, this little shit is going to tell an adult if you try anything fuck-y. I was six once and I knew what sex was and who were potential child molesters or not. I was a male though, so girls might just be dumber.
Anyways, if they tell your aunt, you are up shit creek without a paddle. You are so fucked. Even if you didn't do it, who's gonna believe who, the little girl who said you raped her or the alleged rapist?
Don't be dumb with what you do.
>>28487213
Sorry for being mean to you, you're a good ESP.
Accept apologizes senpai.
>>28487410
It's okay. We've all been there. Just don't end up like me, you don't want to be here 10 years later.
>>28487235
This. Suicide is never the answer.
If you use a helium tank + a mask to let it pour into your mouth, it will calm you down as you go about your day. I highly suggest it. It's far better than suicide
OP I reported you to FBI ;)
Rot in prison you pedo
>>28487541
I reported your post to the FBI for real.
>>28487548
>You have to tip even the FBI in burgerland
Land of the free
Home of the Whopper
>>28487211
I remember I did that with my three nieces
>mfw into all kinds of lolis
>mfw i can act normal around them
>>28486511
don't be a degenerate and wait 6 more years for the love of god
>>28486511
I got you anon, this is gross but does work.
I had a similiar situation with a 9 year old female.
She kept playing with my hair and hanging around me, she did this in front of other members of the family, only one solution.
One Final Solution. I unleashed the meatiest belch I could muster, so deep that I believe that farts from my bowels ruptured up along with it.
The family proceeded to laugh at the hilarity, she screamed and never came near me again. This will work whether she likes you or you like her.
It's sad, to break a loli like that, but it must be done.
P.S. Apparently she is a huge stacey now, as this was years ago and I could have fucked her rotten without anyone knowing. Ah well.
>>28486598
>loli
>your little cousin
Is you mind really so warped by porn and perversion that you're incapable of seeing a child as anything but fodder for your fantasies?
>>28487694
If that was the case do you think I'd be trying to avoid her?
>Aunt and Uncle come to visit
>they bring my cousin
>my cousin is a 10 year old girl
>she's a really nice girl
>she's smart for a kid her age
>seems to have a genuine interest in things
>she's kind and gentle
>we're all sitting outside
>I'm watching her as she looks around all the plants in my garden
>all I can think about is how in the next five years, this fucking disgusting society is going to do everything it can to turn her into a vile little whore
Fuck I hate the world so much.
>>28487863
You should know what to do
>>28488073
I feel like you entirely misunderstood what my problem is.
>playing around in the pool with some kids completely innocently and the 10 year old girl thinks it's funny to go underwater and try yank down my trunks
>>28486668
I fucking hate these kind of posts, how much of an autistic fuck do you have to be to do that shit? a stream of retarded plain responses to posts that are obviously ironic. faggot cant even write a decent post
>>28486624
Weebs in denial.are even worse than regular weebs
>>28488120
Sounds like you're content to just sit on your ass and let the world turn her into a vile little whore
>>28488221
>you of all posters crying about quality
Let me guess, you're from /a/
>>28487548
haha nice meeeeemmmme lol xdD upboled :D
>>28488274
>rage post must be good post
I'm just noting the bad form of OP's post. It honestly makes me cringe
>>28488318
Your opinions are valued anon.
>>28487548
>child porn
>baby porn
>/b/
girls are for hugging, not for fugging
>>28486511
As long as you are not alone with her nothing wrong will happen. If you are alone with her run to an adult.
>>28486887
I'm pretty sure a real pedo could also be into 2D, I mean why wouldn't he?
>>28486511
Put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. Do the world and your family a favor, you peice of shit
>>28488638
Reddit is down the hall and to the left, normie scum.
>>28488269
What can I do about it?
If I said anything, I'd be looked at as some oppressive prude, and I'd probably be labelled a pedophile for even daring to speak about it.
What can I do against the power of The Jew?
I can understand jacking off to lolis or dating jailbait, but I can't comprehend how someone could actually harm a child- and ruin them for life, I mean she either fucking kills herself or becomes a legendary dead inside whore afterwards, just so they can cum.
I jack off to fucking cartel executions, but I'm not going to kidnap a Mexican and saw his head off.
>>28489006
>I can't comprehend how someone could actually harm a child
What do you mean, 'can't comprehend'? What do you think humans are? Do you not understand how brains and muscles work? A sight goes into your eyes, is interpreted, processed, and provokes a muscular, circular, etc. reaction, that results for instance in a rape-torture-murder. I honestly don't understand such questions.
>>28489067
Don't be moronic. He wants to know how anyone--regardless of their sick fantasies--would be irresponsible and just abandon the last shred of morality and ruin a kid. Even morally grey folk know not to do that.
