>Mum finds my piss bottles
>Buys a Glowbowl toilet bowl light to encourage me to pee in the loo
>So much easier now
>I've completely cleaned myself up and I'm applying for some jobs tomorrow
>>28486449
The point in which I found my sons pee bottles would be the time in which I threw him out..
that's be comfy as fuck as a nightlight
you know, all of these pissbottle problems would be solved if people just had toilets in their rooms
>>28486461
> Wake up in the middle of the night with a urge to pee
> Its coming out oh shit
> Don't have time to go down the stairs
> Piss in a bottle nearby
> Next morning, get thrown out by parents
>>28486461
How far would you go to rehabilitate him?
What depth of failure would you tolerate?
>>28486496
>tfw I read that as toilerate
>>28486449
Do you find it calming? More entertaining? Easier to see what you are doing? What does it do for you?
>>28486449
Congratulations my man. I knew you had it in you.
>>28486551
I don't know, something about the welcoming blue light shining in the darkness draws me like a moth.
In truth, when I'm watching my illuminated urine spiral into the toilet I'm fantasizing that it's me being sucked into the dim blue light... Like there's something better than all this on the other side.
>Life will never be like a current-gen videogame where all objects of interest glow in the dark
>>28486464
you do realise chamber pots were once a thing
>>28486461
Gonna have to provide some proof of that motherhood
