>Go to restaurant
>place sugar into salt shaker when no one is looking
>walk past shop
>dog sitting outside
>don't pet the dog sign
>pet the dog anyway
>>28486057
>No Bestiality Allowed sign
>suck the huskies dick anyways
>>28486048
Sounds like a barrel of laffs OP.
Definitely a post worthy of its own thread.
>save piss and semen in bottles for a while
>dump them all over Chads car
>pack snow into public mailboxes
>steal those covers on car's tire air gauges
>order pizza from 3 different places to neighbors house and watch the commotion from my window
>pick up and leave dog turds in cars gas sections
>>28486048
i used to work in a sandwich place
same guy came in every day around the same time to order a sandwich (meat special with mayo) and would loosen the salt shaker on the condiment bar every day with his faggot friends and giggle about it for about a week running. the amount of times i had to fucking clean up salt
so what I did was got a spare salt shaker out the stock room, took it home. took off the cap, and gently hammered the bottom edge where it screwed on, so that there was a slight ridge sticking out all the way round. got a file and filed that shit as sharp as I could.
took it into work the next day and slyly replaced it while he was ordering his sandwich
low and behold he went to loosen it and cut his fingers real good
fucking faggot
>>28486110
>mfw gluing razor blades all around the playground at my local park
>>28486048
>Go to restaurant
>place sugar into salt shaker when people ARE looking
>mom takes me to shopping, even though i hate it
>go into walmart, cus mom is a cheap ho
>mom goes and finds some discounts or some shit, i go to drinks section
>find bottle of coca cola (like 2L)
>drink a quarter of it and take a piss in the bottle to fill it up the rest of the way
>looks like the rest of the bottles
>put it at the front of the shelf and find mommy
>someone drank my peepee
>buy popcorn
>eat a little but get too salty quick
>movie ends
>over half left
>"accidentally" knock the container over as I stand up
>go tell the ticket ripper guy "I'm sorry, I spilled my popcorn"
>"eh-he, that's my job, thanks for telling!"
>tfw I've done it several times now and his passive aggressiveness is fucking obvious
>still, the customer is always right
>dog comes to get petted by me
>drive my nails into it, slowly, just to see how much pain it can take
>suddenly it bites me out of the blue, without even barking
>it is put down
>>28486110
You did good anon. Possibly could have made him salt his own wound.
>>28486241
I hope he died from the injury
>>28486076
>make a worthless thread in anon's opinion
>don't give a fuck
>no pooping in urinal
>Piss out my ass instead
Rektum
>go to construction site
>Borrow barricades and orange cones and barrels
>block off roads and one time someone's driveway
>mfw they didn't move the orange cone off their front porch for 2 days
>>28486119
Ho you
>>28486048
Saw some teenagers spitting loogies into the ketchup bottle and shook it up.
That made me to never use restaurant ketchup.
Or I just ask for a brand new bottle.
>>28486048
thanks for the tip
a will go forth and spread the mischeif
>>28486169
fucking devilish you're my god
>Halloween
>little kids are out trick or treating
>don't put any candy out
>put on mask
>go trick or treating myself
>use high pitched squeaky voice to trick adults into giving me candy
demonic
>call in sick
>am not
>>28487066
LANKLETS BTFOORIGINALIO
>>28486169
>movie ends
>sit till everybody leaves
>sprinkle leftover popcorn all over the steps and seats on my way out
>>28486110
I would have sued the restaurant instantly.
>>28487066
>manlets abusing their status for devilish things
Tallies BTFO, we've got a super bad ass in here
>in 8th grade
>go to swimming pool
>see a class of school children circa 4th grade going in
>get in line behind them
>lady at the ticket window doesn't notice
>>28486119
They're just children dood, calm down
>>28486048
>Wait for hot girls in leggings to get on escalator.
>Go on quickly a few steps behind them.
>Pretend to sneeze and throw my head forward.
>Quickly press my face on their asses.
Done it about 14 times now across 2 years. Literally worst that has happened is a dirty look and a woman taking another step up.
>>28487277
maximum kek
i want to try this now
