How do you survive college?
On the first day find the biggest student out on campus and then stab him with a shiv.
>>28485299
6, 5, 2, 4, 3, 7, 1, 8
senpai how in the fuck is that not original?
>>28485340
>The tall one in pink
>1/10
Are you queer?
>>28485361
it's the order he would like to have sex with the women
>>28485392
Oh right, it makes a lot more sense now.
Anyway answer the question faggots. Don't tell me there there aren't any autists in college on this board?
>>28485361
Jesus Christ, the only thing you should be focused on doing in college is learning, dumbass.
online campus for distant students :)
>>28485299
Ignore everyone and everything, do the bare minimum to pass (unless getting honours means something in your field) and then move on.
I fucking hated uni so much.
Go to class
Ignore people and eat in the library
Walk everywhere with headphones on
Pretty much the same routine as high school
>>28485299
I just go to my lectures, do my work, go home, avoid people.
>>28485299
By raping, get girls drunk or qualued and rape em sore.
1) Go to class
2) Do your work
3) Ask the prof for help if you need it
4) Talk to your classmates
5) Keep your dorm room door open and talk to people in your dorm
6) Find some social clubs if (4) and (5) aren't working out well enough in making friends
The only girls in computer science already have a thousand orbiters. I just assume they don't exist
>>28486045
>keep your dorm room door open
this shit only works for the first couple of weeks, then you're just the weirdo who hasn't made any friends yet
>>28486225
It's definitely important to do it in the first couple of weeks, but doing it later doesn't make you a weirdo.
>>28485299
force your way into any clique you can
>>28487270
this
>Joined marching band
>led to me joining a frat
now I'm a chad
Just be yourself and friends will come ;^)
>>28485299
>college
FUCK OFF
NORMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>28486015
This desu
And stay at home, commute to uni
That's what I've been doing for 2 years now. Feels good
>>28485299
I went to all my classes and went home. Didn't make a single friend and never spoke to anyone there.
>>28485299
Don't live there.
I go to community college so I just go home everyday. It's like high school but only 4 days a week. I honestly don't understand where this college meme comes from
>commute
>pick a program that leads to actual employment
>enjoy 0 debt and a job that pays a good amount of money
>>28485299
Browse /r9k/ and /pol/
Original comento
>>28486177
The only girls worth having orbiters dropped out a long time ago in my program.
>>28485299
4th from the left is best
>>28490247
only good choice tbqh
she looks like she'd be fucking insane
>>28485299
>4th from left
>2nd from right
HNNGGGG
