>postman has delivered my package next door
If you live in the US, them opening a package addressed to you would mean violating a federal statute. You should be good.
>>28485198
Social contact
>>28484882
Go and get it you faggot.
op scared they gonna open his fleshlight.
well at least you're not being a drama queen about it.......... dot dot dot dot dot faggot.
>>28485206
This. Guess I'll order another.
>>28485242
>ellipsis
>dot dot dot dot
You're a bigger faggot than he ever was, fag
>>28484882
>waiting for a package
>hear the doorbell ring 2 hours before I expected it to
>throw myself out of bed and put on clothes faster than a minute man
>run down the stairs
>I open the door expecting a package or a person
>no one
>the only way anyone could have disappered that quickly is if they made a full sprint after ringing the doorbell
>there was only a slip on my door about how they missed me and will deliver it tomorrow
>check the deliverer
>Fed Ex
It could be worse, OP.
