Do you need help finding something, sir?
>>28484298
Ah, yes actually. Do you happen to know where I might find a sense of purpose?
Yeah, your mum's g spot. Haha just kidding, bro :) Where are the sweet 'taters?
fuck off cunt, stop following me around the store.
>>28484298
My way out of this messy life
Got any tips?
My stepfather always replies to this with "my lost youth".
Responses range from awkward keks to not knowing what to say
>raise the tone of my voice so everyone around can hear
>"uhh yes, i need the KY JELLY LUBRICANT and where are the ADULT DIAPERS"
>>28484422
Kek
this is the only correct response
>"Can you direct me to the women's department?"
>>28484298
itt: tranny's worse nightmare
>sir
to be quite original senpai
>>28484298
Perdon, pero donde estas los avocados, senoir?
Your house.
>>28484773
Thanx for the laff fampai
>>28484298
Naw, I'm good. Thanks, dude.
>>28484298
"U-u-uh y-yeah... could you point me to the noose aisle?"
Could you please direct me to the nigger killing devices?
>>28485770
Origiano commenatrio familiano
>>28484769
>estas
>>28485887
you just don't get the deeper level of irony in this post
he's talking *to* the avocados
>>28484329
Aisle 6, right side, next to the soy sauce.
>>28485770
>We have everything you need for a good racewar here at Garrison's Market! There's a White Light Special on 5.56 ammo today.
>>28485770
I believe that would be straight down the last aisle, and then take a right at /pol/
>sir
REEEEEEEEEEE
