ITT: Memories of your parents' disappointment in you
>be me, highschool freshman
>dad asks me if he can use my computer since his is in the shop
>say yes, go to school
>get home from school and find my dad lying on the couch, staring blankly at the ceiling
>say hi, he just stares at me before letting out a half-hearted "hey" followed by a sigh
>get a bad feeling, check my computer
>an unminimized picture of the furry porn I was fapping to the night before is partially visible behind the internet window my dad was using
>scream internally, cry over the death of my father's respect for me
He's never mentioned it
Thank god I turned out relatively successful, dad often says how proud he is of me
shameless self bumpadoodlooo
I stopped going to church.
Now no matter what I do I'm still a disappointment for being an edgy fuck who has ruined the family name
>>28484072
Oh I've got a goodie
>be me, high schooler (forget which year)
>summer break
>stay up all night playing vidya, binging on junk food, and jerking off
>only allow myself to drink one soda a day, it makes me feel healthier
>because of this drink water the rest of the day. LOTS of water
>have to piss like every 30 minutes
>playing videogames, talking to my friends on skype. My bladder is about to explode
>go into bathroom, which is connected to my room, my room being in the basement.
>the bathroom is also connected to the basement.
>developed a habit of pissing in the sink instead of the toiler in order to save water because I piss so much
>midstream my dad comes down the stairs and starts talking because he hears me in the bathroom
>I didn't close the door. He begins to walk into the bathroom, goes silent and freezes as he sees my floppy penis spurting urine into the sink
>he just walks away.
>doesn't mention it
>a few days later we are at Home Depot buying materials for an addition he is building onto the house
>I see beef jerky and sausages they are selling in line. I pick up one of the sausages and ask him to buy it for us and we can split it
>the name of the brand is "Little Chub"
>he looks at it for a second, then hands it back to me and says "Why do we need this? Don't you already have a little chub?"
>he starts cracking up
>die inside
>pic related, mfw
>
>>28484568
>little chub
based dad
>>28484568
Your dad is a madman
>fuck up real bad
>like really, really bad
>so bad you just want to stare
>dad doesn't care
>dad doesn't say anything
>in fact, dad isn't even there
>>28484568
>little chub
>mfw
>>28484568
fucking tyranosaurus REKT
>>28484659
let me guess
you're not white
