After 5 years of losing weight, working out, fighting my autistic fears of society and saving for college living in shit I've been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer.
I'm immediately leaving this thread, shutting off my phone and killing myself.
Thanks for everything, robots.
Bad hand dealt friend.
I hope whatever happens it leads to some respite or happiness.
>>28484037
Buy a shitload of drugs and go out with a bang
>>28484037
That's rough, bad luck.
Kill some stacies on your way out you fucking pussy
>>28484037
And remember, jesus paid for our sins!
>>28484037
>Thanks for everything, robots.
Do me one last favor. Tell me what r9k meant to you. Tell me what it's been, and what you wish I could be and what you hope it will become.
I'll try to do something in your name.
I think this is appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
so long, anon
>>28484037
Jeesus... You really got the shit end of the stick.
>>28484037
I wish you luck wherever your soul goes next
>>28484389
Stuff like this makes me wonder whether God is real.
reminder that cancer is curable with just not eating any sugar or wheat, applying frankincense oil and drinking the boiled resin, vegetable juice and chiropractic manipulation+deep tissue massage
Chemo and radiation literally just supress your symptoms temporarily while giving you worse cancer and/or hundreds of other illnesses to die from
Remember: Life is what you le make of it. :)
>>28484501
I'm not religious at all and don't want to start a debate, but why is this even comes up? What should God do in this situation? Magically remove a huge tumor from you? Or the "hurr God is not real because children are dying", so what? God should magically feed those starving kids with air or teleport food into their stomachs?
>>28484501
Yep, and thats the proof the God is real. God didn't gave OP autism, made him overweight, stupid and poor because he want him to get laid and get some degree. He wanted him to be permavirgin NEET. Now, OP was trying to leave the path which was chosen for him by the God himself. There was no other option, what else God could do if not punish the sinful?
>>28484501
if he's real and is really god, the why create a shitty life like for example mine? he must be a giant cunt.
if he's not real than everything that happens doesn't have any purpose (even if he's real there might still be no purpose). It just a endless concatenation of random events.
I think our universe is a school project of a child from a species that is god like. That child is not the brightest one. In fact its project is barely passing.
'Ms. RthOi, miRtyok is smearing his boogers under his project. Again.'
>>28484601
Because you exist to be punished. Read the bible before you question his written word.
You could look at it this way, too:
>This world had nothing to offer you OP, so God decided to take you early instead.
I'm not religious, just principled.
>>28484513
fuck off dude that shit doesn't work
original comment do not steal
>>28484037
>5 years expressed as something meaningful
>all he did was eat less and think about his fears
poorfags are so stupid
>>28484513
This is what Steve Jobs did and it killed him. He stated that he regretted it on his deathbed.
>>28484513
don't forget the rabbits foot and bat livers.
>tfw getting too old to play pretend with clinically retarded people
>>28484037
see ya dude
make you enter into the void of nothingness.
Might as well shoot some normalshits if you're gonna kill yourself anyway
>>28484037
fucking sad if true
don't do it OP, fite the cancer, god is just bantering you, you have to do it for the bantz
Why not rape a Stacy before you get too fragile or kill yourself?
>>28485411
Come on now, that's incredibly hurtful.
>>28485533
>god's special banter kid
Is OP dead yet?
unconventional text
Sorry to hear that, OP.
I love you.
>>28484037
Rip in peace robot
wherever the fuck your soul goes I truly hope its somewhere better than this shit, if this story is true I in all honestly feel bad for you and your shitty life....tip though if your going to kill yourself at least do it in some hectic drug fueled spree of glory or some crap
>>28484037
AHAHAH WHAT A FUCKEN LOOSER. ENJOY THE SHITTY YEARS OF YOUR AWFUL LIFE WHICH YOU HAVE SPENT FOR NOTHIN, FAGGOT.
>>28484037
OP has had bad things happen and thinks cancer is another bad thing
Knowing you are going to die is a great feeling
You are now given the opportunity to experience what is fun in life without concern for the repercussions
My good sir, you are now free
>>28487370
wrong
depressed people do not care for worldly desires
>>28484513
rofl. even if there were any truth to this, its stage 4 dude. OP is done
>>28487431
this. why would i want to travel to any shithole country where normies fill the streets and shitskins pick your pockets
>>28484037
it's okay, OP. you can rest now. the void is forgiving. embrace it
>>28484037
how were you diagnosed?
>>28487877
Web M.D.
this is a comment alright
>>28484037
>After 5 years of losing weight, working out, fighting my autistic fears of society and saving for college living in shit I've been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer.
lol
shoulnd' have done all those roids faggot
>>28487938
lol
origami
>>28484037
Goodnight OP/
Way of the fucking world
You should walk into a Planet Fitness, go stand right in front of the fatties on the treadmills and say "I was where you were once, and here I am now, a dying man betrayed by the universe. Put aside your hopes for the future and leave this place." before popping yourself in the roof of your mouth.
>>28484391
>do something
Like what, wipe your ass or actually use the toilet to piss? You dont leave the house
>>28484533
great advice friend :), I've decided to just "bee" myself and ignore my rapidly progressing cancer :DDD
>>28484037
You got cancer from metabolizing all the fat while dieting and exercising. You released loads of free radicals that were safely stashed in your adipose tissue, overloading your immune system.
Literally got cancer from becoming /fit/.
If you was supposed to fail at life, you are gonna fail anyway. Question of time I guess.
Maybe religion can help people you to find piece from life's struggles. Or at least absorb the pain which life causes to you.
>>28484037
How are you killing yourself? What are your suicide method robots?
I'm not suicidal but if I'm going I'm taking someone with me.
In not gonna sit here and tell you to wait and enjoy your last but of time because shit I wouldn't enjoy them but do take the time to do something you've always wanted to do (Without endangering other people's life's) don't let all go without leaving with a bang, god speed anon enjoy what ever it is you do
>>28484037
Jesus Christ, man.
Don't go.
>>28484501
spoiler: it's not
cilantro
Is OP gone?
OC (original comment)
>>28484598
Hmmmm.
I'm afraid of posting in case of karmic retribution, but personally i made peace with being meant to be a permavirgin neet. I even learned to find happiness in it, the kind that relationships never gave me. Would i get cancer if i had the retarded idea to fight my fate?
>>28487631
because you don't care, clearly. what good is money when you're going to die. that's the point, just for once, do whatever the fuck you want, try and find some feeling before you erase it all forever.
>>28484037
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!
I have never in life laughed so much at a single post, I am literally keking out loud in the Uni.
Jeez, Fate can be a real bitch sometimes, huh? ;) Punch God in the face from me if you meet him, mkay?
Good riddance, you unlucky bastard.
>>28488821
Geez man, that's fucked up.
>>28484037
I wish we could swap places OP. I'm sorry.
>>28484037
Well if it makes you feel any better anon, there are literally millions of people fighting cancer like you are. So at least you aren't suffering alone.
>>28484037
sorry to hear that OP, do what you feel is best
>>28488858
I think OP is gone now.
I really hope he is in a better place now.
>>28487370
i fucking hate this picture so god damn much. I don't fear death but I fucking fear pain a lot. I'm not going to go do these radical things, I don't have the money to do these radical things and doing these radical things will likely leave me off in a more worse situation. Not only that, my family and loved ones get to see me go insane off the deep end doing absolutely retarded "gnarly adventure brooo" stiff. This is how normies actually thing. Fuck them and fuck this picture so god damn much.
How can god not be real when shit like this happens. The universe should be apathetic chaos, but it's not
>>28489035
well clearly, if you're posting the fact that you're going to kill yourself, you either don't really want to die, or you want some attention so you can feel good. the question, of course, is if you're looking for attention then why not go out in a "totally gnarly broo" normie way. why do you care.
>>28489066
>The universe should be apathetic chaos, but it's not
tell that to the dinosaurs
>>28489066
because god is not, as we've been told, benevolent. god god bored of doing that ages ago. nowadays he's a huge dick because it's funny. I like to think if I were in his position then this would be the kind of thing i'd do eventually. Everyone assumes God is unchangeable, but why would that be. For a being that knows everything, i'd assume boredom would be a constant, painful problem.
>>28489035
>I don't fear death but I fucking fear pain a lot.
Exactly. People don't seem to understand that even when you are suicidal, there are biochemical mechanisms in your body that make you fear pain.
>>28489085
>you either don't really want to die
Humans have aversion to death. And so does every other vertebrate.
>>28489113
The bible says God is unchanging, and that he forever loves his job and takes great joy in being the creator, and will never get bored of it.
Press F to pay respects for OP. F
>>28489132
and why should we assume that to be true. maybe there is a god but we, humans, fucked up the details, because we want to live a fantasy. maybe it was just human error. maybe God himself told us that when he believed it, then got bored and changed his mind. Who knows? not us, only the people who wrote the bible and God himself if he exists.
>>28489168
>and why should we assume that to be true.
Because the Bible is the unchanging word of God
>>28489182
yes, but did God himself write it? No, that was humans. and humans are flawed, and we can fuck up.
>>28484549
>magically making the planetand all creatures
i hope this is bait and i fell for it
>>28489214
Gods plan made it so that everything fell into place and made sure his word was untouched and un "fucked up". God made sure the humans writing it did not fuck up his word.
>>28489035
And another thing I'd like to add. I live in Australia. Where exactly am I going to have a fucking epic adventure? I get up, leave my home and treck into the middle of the country only to die from dehydration and no civilization anywhere. Wow such a great adventure bro. Or I try to track down terrorists or start a revolution like the picture says? More than fucking likely lands me in jail and I'm more miserable than what I was before. Attack a shark with a harpoon? I'm left shredded slowly dying in the cold ocean or just go out in a brutally painful manner. FUCK GOD DAMN I HATE THIS PICTURE SO GOD DAMN MUCH.
>>28489232
and who are you to say that that is correct. maybe i'm right, and God got bored and decided to dick over each human individually in creative ways. We'll never know.
>>28489232
>>28489226
>>28489214
Stop talking about God ffs.
>>28489275
>We'll never know.
Cowards position and it won't save you when you have to answer for your life. You know better.
>>28489283
fuck you it's a free internet. we can write whatever we want as long as it's related to the topic, and death, the afterlife and religion are pretty related.
>>28489275
>and who are you to say that that is correct
I am nobody. I'm just relaying what the bible says, and sprinkling in a bit of logic and reason to go alongside the faith aspect of it.
>>28489235
>I live in Australia.
Oh, man. I wish I was Australian.
Being brazillian sucks.
>>28489293
i could say the same back at you, maybe i'm right, and i'll be the only one laughing when you're all wrong and cast into infinite crazy hell.
>>28484037
How did you find out? I'm afraid of this sort of thing. What was the first sign?
>>28489398
He's gone
>>28489408
and the world goes on. so sad. but in time even that sadness will be forgotten, and that is a longer lasting sorrow.
You became the cancer we all dread. Just take a break and basque in the sunset.
You still lurking OP? Painting you a canvas so you will live on even though your fleshy container may perish. I will remember you. If you read this would be honored to know your name before you go.
>>28484037
TAKE THE NORMIES
TAKE THE NORMIES
TAKE THE NORMIES
Sorry, OP. I hope you find peace.
>>28490216
he's dead man. we should give him a name.
>>28484037
what type of cancer/where is it? Some types of cancer (especially some breast and prostate cancers) can be very easily treated.
>>28490278
How about "traitor"
>>28484037
how were you diagnosed, anon? what happened?
>>28490278
Maybe just in mem of anon
>>28490336
With the date.
>>28484037
OP is just a shitposter trying to drag us all down into despair
>>28490278
His name was Robert Paulson.
F
>>28484037
If this is real goodbye anon, I hope you find your peace in the eternal rest, suffering will be over soon for you my friend.
We will join you eventually.
- 4chan /r9k/
>>28488821
Watch the edge man
>>28490370
Maybe. Maybe not.!.!.!
Nothings original I stole this comment from the creator.
Godspeed, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn24M9sHkls
>>28484037
Goodbye senpai, find your peace.
Goodbye friend.
I hope we can meet each other in the other side and live an epic adventure. All of us will join forces and fight evil dragons and live an eternal life of fun and adventure
FRIP senpai. original comment
>>28487370
I hope you are baiting because you just made me furious with this shitty meme
>>28484037
Rest in peace anonbot
OP is free now.
>>28485913
this is a quality image i have to say, sensei-sama
>>28488747
You're completely misunderstanding depression, and equating it with simple unhappiness / unfulfilledness. When someone is truly depressed they don't WANT to do anything, they can't take pleasure in anything - it's not that there are loads of things that they want to do but they can't like when a non-depressed person is unhappy.
>>28490295
>>28490295
>>28490295
>>28490295
Waiting for OP to answer this.
Remember to get checked/screened regularly for cancers, robots. Usually you would want to wait until 35-40 but with your lifestyles you never know...
>>28492446
Fairly sure OP has departed this plane, famalam.
>>28492446
He said he was immediately ending it, didn't he?
>>28487370
that pic is the normiest thing ive seen on 4chan
I've accepted that I could get hit by a car tomorrow and I will still die happy. This has been my mindset even before I realized God is real and there is a permanent afterlife.
Wish you the best in your adventure to the unknown Brave traveler.
Why kill yourself? Go all out and try cocaine, heroin, x, dmt, mushrooms, acid etc
I'll see you soon though brother
Faggot download the meditations of emperor marcus aurelius and interanlize it. It is your only hope for a dignified life and death.
>>28493673
>waah waah i am emperor of the known world i must endure everyone must accept their place in the world it is totally the same if you're born a shit shoveler or an emperor lol just don't whine people waah waah
see you in the army of the dead, brobot
i'll be the guy dual wielding shields
>>28493701
Have you heard of the Stoic master, Epictetus the former slave ?
>>28493701
You also reminded me of this passage from the meditations:
Imagine every man who is grieved at anything or discontented to be like a pig which is sacrificed and kicks and screams.
Like this pig also is he who on his bed in silence laments the bonds in which we are held. And consider that only to the rational animal is it given to follow voluntarily what happens; but simply to follow is a necessity imposed on all.
>>28493748
Yeah, read him. I read all the stupid classical shit. The thing is, if you're not familiar with how the whole slavery thing worked, you're probably imagining some dire conditions or something, when in reality the dude was practically a /r9k/ NEET getting NEETbux to think about life and study philosophy and shit while he was still a young teenager. Basically his life was a life of a rich highschool kid nowadays. And then he became free and a respected thinker and whatnot, which is more than any one of us will ever experience.
>>28493825
>hurr durr i am emperor the natural order of life blah bluh, it is what it is, the great wheel of fate, smoke weed everyday from the buddha bong
DONT DO IT OP
You've fought for four years, and you're going to give up now? Hell no. There is still a chance, and when you take that fucking chance you'll become the fucking robot that beat cancer and got a life. You'll inspire every single person on r9k, and give them hope to become someone.
But if it has spread already: go on a killing spree senpai idc
>>28493844
Stop squealing, pig.
So basically you have made your mind.
Good for you.
>>28493596
426530pir43966R.I.P
>>28493923
You don't think it's a tad bit suspicious how it's always emperors and princes (like Buddha) that recommend that everyone should stay in their place, preserve the status quo, and try to be content with their station in life?
>>28488821
This post lacerated my eyes
>>28484601
>I think our universe is a school project of a child from a species that is god like. That child is not the brightest one. In fact its project is barely passing.
This is pretty much along the lines of Gnosticism.
rip guyy
Fuck, what a world we live in.
RIP famalam
>>28485656
>tfw get to heaven and God sits you down
>he opens a little window into the future where you beat cancer and had a great life
>learned to be a great person because tons of suffering
>"blessed" with tons of good stuff
>God closes the window with tears in his eyes because it will never be
>the clouds open up and you drop into hell for all eternity because you killed yourself
>can't even chill with God in the afterlifetoo bad heaven wouldn't be like that because you just worship God all the time.too bad i don't believe in God
>>28488308
is this true?please respond
>>28484037
Take some heroin on your way out senpai.
>>28484037
Man... I don't even know what to say. Good luck and godspeed. You'll be missed.
>>28484037
Are you still here OP?
Does your family know?
>>28484037
I'm sorry anon. I hope you find peace and leave this shitstain of a planet with a somewhat satisfied mind.
OP there was was a man of the bible who had everything taken away from him, his family, land, belongings, health (leprosy) and time. At the very very end of all those tragedies he went on his knees and prayed to God. That was all he could do. And God in the end, gave him double what he had before.
I'm not saying you shouldn't kill yourself. If I was in your position I would seek out empathy and pity to make myself feel good before dying.
But you've come this far. You've got nothing to lose by not giving up or going to a cancer center like cancer center of America. Even if God isn't real, do you really want die OP? I think you just want that unbearable pain to stop.
I'm not asking you to do anything but I am making you aware that you have have a choice. Rest in pepperoni OP.
>>28497030
I mean, yes and no. Cancer can happen any time cells are repairing themselves; which happens all of the time. So, if you break down lots of cells quickly, and repair them / make more (eg: working out, losing weight, gaining muscle) you drastically increase your chance for cancer to occur; than if you were just eating and getting progressively fatter.
>>28488308
Wait wait wait... WHAT??!? I got ill after losing a bunch of wait and went in for a bunch of scans and shit. Lost my appendix and haven't been the same since. But they didn't find any cancers... Are you saying that if I try to go fit again I may get cancer?!?! WTF?
>fell for the normalshit b urslf, lift brah, muh legacy memes so hard he turned into literal cancer
