What's your ideal bf or gf, /r9k/?
Some cute girl that is lovable, likes me, wants me to like her, hugs me sometimes.
That's all I need I think
cute and androgynous
around my age
not too focused on sex, would rather cuddle
similar vidya to me and will play together
I want a gf who is a little on the wild side. Someone who is not overly hung up on morals, or religion, or being proper all the time. A girl who is a little dangerous maybe, and not afraid to break the rules or at least bend them. That's my ideal woman anon.
>>28483210
My ideal gf.
Looks:
>relatively tall, since I'm tall myself and don't want neck problems
>casual sense of style (stuff like t-shirts and jeans)
>any build that's not obese, anorexic, or super fit
>cute face
Personality:
>honest and a good communicator with me; doesn't hide her feelings good or bad
>kind at heart; can be jaded and cynical (like me) but when push comes to shove she's there for people
>nerdy interests because even though I know it's a meme I still want a gamer gurl or anime watching gf
>strong sense of morals and loyalty. Past sexual experience isn't a deal breaker for me but cheating is an instant no. If it's not working out just tell me (see "honesty")
>is ok with me being me
That's really my ideal. I'll hold out hope of meeting a girl that fits that, comes close, or redefines my ideal until I die.
a smoldering corpse
>>28483210
My ideal gf gives me tons of freedom and time to myself. Like all the time. Like I would never see her
literally anyone who likes a guy who's a 5'4" manlet, very hairy, lets say a little less than average, has a 6" cut dick, enjoys a wide variety vidya, comics/manga, anime, film, music.
> she exists
> she loves me
that's all I need
Twinky looking male modelish face with a good jaw line and slim build, doesn't need to be tall but should be taller than me to pass on good genes. Along the line of good genes and just personal taste, he should have a good brain (smart) and know how to hold a decent conversation, down to earth but not super normie. More introverted like me. And he should be around my age. He needs to have similar ideals but we don't need to be exact. He has to smoke weed and like music and art.
>>28483210
ideal gf
>thick thighs
>can take offensive 4chan tier jokes
>not stupid
thats it
>>28483484
height and age?
I don't fit many of your ideals, but I'm curious.
A girl to play music with.
>>28483338
lol you're gonna get cheated on you baboon
Schizophrenic or BPD and won't cuck me.
>>28483560
What color is your hair?
>>28483607
Half pink half blacknice vyro
Lets see
Personality
>chill
>hippie
>likes activism
>like good music
Either then that I dont really care what she looks like, just someone who I can share feelings and ideas with, idk it would be cool if they could sorta sing to so I could start a indie rock band or something
>>28483540
5'4, 19 years old, 8/10 body and 7.5/10 face. If I put in a bit of effort and wear makeup and start looksmaxing I'd probably be an 8 face and 9 body.
>>28483619
Sounds interesting. What other hair colors have you had before?probablyfakemaria
>>28483653
you sound cute, but then again it's just words and not visuals, so what would I know.
oh well, too bad I'm 5'4" and not a twink, I have bad genes.
>>28483679
Half white half black, pastel blue, red, black (natural)how the fuck do you know my name
>>28483607
>>28483679
WHY the fuck are you posting me you cuckold
>>28483684
Thanks, yeah people always tell me my description sounds cute. So it must be true. No offense but I have insecurity about my height or else I would not have that sort of preference on height, its about genes in my opinion. Its not a visual thing at all, I would date a short guy but I feel like I need to give my kids a good future and I don't want to have girls. If I were a cute petite shorty i probably wouldn't care.
>>28483743
For some reason I thought you killed yourself.
>>28483733
>>28483743
Because I amyourbiggestfan
>>28483777
I WASN'T EVEN RELEVANT
YOU'RE NO FAN
>>28483762
Nah, but he did catch on fire.
We call him Pyro now.
A FATE WARRIOR LMAO
idk
a boy with dark hair probs
quiet?
IDK TIME TO SLEEP FUCK
>>28483957
Lmao still cute doe
Hes ghetto fabulousHow the fuck was he relevant to the thread again?
>>28483985
gn fateanon
>>28483957
>>28483790
Wow. Is that actually Vyro now?
Timestamp please Vyro. I need to know your pretty face is still intact if I am still going to shill for you.
>>28483985
Finals week, huh?
>>28484009
In two weeks I will make a youtube video on Raspberry Chocovine
That will be proof enough
>>28484017
yup, im fucking wasted lmao
ITS SO ADDICTING
bye chao
a fat weeb girl who wants to lose weight with me
>>28484042
I know this feel. Ganbatte kudasai.
>>28484029
Quick, somebody burn this fucker before then
>>28483679
Damn why does he look so young in that pic he is like a tiny baby
>>28484087
Itty bitty babby. Itty bitty boat.
>>28484087
It's like 4 years old kek
She's my gf.
Short, lewd proportions, light eyes, kind and nurturing. Also an introvert, similar feelings of alienation.
Although desu I don't have much of a preference for aspects and much as how the entire person strikes me.
>>28484029
Why two weeks?
>INTP
>Not bubbly
>Good taste in film/music
>Quiet
>Cute
I don't know. I haven't really thought about this
>>28484102
You were cuter back then, all twinky and shit. What happened fampai?
>>28484141
Despair mostly.
Stopped sleeping much because I can't fall asleep, daily crying, general mental illness and loneliness just making me not give a shit about how I looked
>>28484102
Kek your cheeks are so smooth what a baby face. Oh the other hand at least your eyes still had some light in them back then. Been a rough 4 years hasn't it?
>>28484165
Yeah it really shows. Might want to start looking after that skin, you're gonna start looking like a catcher's mitt soon.
>>28484087
>like a tiny baby
He was already 24. Look at him, he's balding
>>28484191
You have no idea.
>>28484201
My skin isn't exactly rough now.
This was a week ago I think?
>>28484226
Holy fuck you look old as shit. Like you have been living off cigarettes and whisky and a single bag of chips a day for the past 10 years straight. Face masks, my good man, they are your friend
>>28484137
Also
>Doesn't have many friends
>Won't leave me
>Shares similar beliefs about the world
>>28484208
He was 16 kek.
>>28484249
More like rum and popcorn but close except I don't smoke.
Also buying any of that shit will make cunts think I'm gay.
>>28484268
Dude he's 28 now
My current gf. Feeling like I won the lottery with her.
>vydia, a bit pleb but the main thing is that shes more than okay with me doing it
>Messages first
>Comes up with subjects of discussion even more often than I do
>Can hold an intelligent conversation for hours and is interested in it, I can explain some shit from my college and quiz her on it 2 weeks later and she will remember quite a bit of it
>Very interested in self-improvement
>Kind, caring and all that shit, can sum it up with "a good person"
>Likes me being possessive, is possessive with me
>STD tested
>Is all for prenup if it goes there>Random nudes>Fucking nympho, hornier than I was when I discovered that touching my pee-pee felt good>Literally got on her knees to ask me to fuck her ass raw so she can feel my cum in there
>inb4 lying faggot
This is one of those things that is just too absurd to make up.
>>28484029
Why two weeks?
>>28484087
rare Vyros
>>28484165
>tfw no webm of Vyro crying
>>28483210
IS IT THAT TIME AGAIN
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
>>28484506
Hi eeyore
Friendly reminder your hands are mine.
not fat I mean is that a lot to ask for?
Fuck
>>28484506
>>28484546
They are for everyone!
>>28484594
No, Eeyore and I had an agreement.
He is cutting off his hands and mailing them to me.
>>28484615
Well, I want his pupper.
>>28484506
Can I have your pupper, Eeyore?
>>28484546
Buy me a vidya and I'll post OC of my hands.
>>28484679
No you dumb kike.
Just post your hands, they're the only worthwhile part of you
>>28483210
Physically-speaking, pale skin, dark (I'm talking jet black here) hair, long legs, thick thighs. I'm not too picky about breast size, but bright, pink puffy nipples are my favorite. Oh, it's nice if her hair's curly or wavy too.
In terms of personality, I like girls that are strong, but kind. What I want most is warmth. Comforting warmth. I'm not asking that she be my mother, no. Not at all. The warmth I seek is that of a loyal companion, an equal, the type that I can be comfortable with no matter the circumstances. It's a big, scary world, after all.
There's one last thing I should mention. I want someone who understands that pain is just another sensation, one that can be enjoyable. I want a girl that would let me cut, rip, tear her as necessary. I want to drink her blood, taste her flesh. Eventually, she'd become a part of me and our love would be cemented in this way.
>>28484751
Supply and Demand, bitch nigga.
>>28484796
Whatever, I don't want your stumpy bitten nails anyway, jewboy.
>>28484281
DUDE I'M TRYING TO INSULT YOU STOP BEING SI REASONABLE AND POLITE. NOBODY IS GOING TO SEE YOU BUYING THEM OR WEARING THEM ANYWAY, AND THEY'LL MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE LONG RUN. AREN'T YOU LIKE ALMOST 3O OR SOMETHING? AND AREN'T YOU FROM CANADA? ISN'T IT LATE THERE? GO TO BED
>>28484818
>jewboy
Calm down. You're 18. It won't hurt you any to use some of your allowance to indulge in your interests.
>>28484839
I don't even have an allowance, Chaim Thundercurls.
Just post your hands, or your hair. Or mail me your hair.
>>28484908
I don't have good hair, crazy broad.
>girl
>very good at creative writing
>white or asian
>extremely intelligent and well-read
>extremely charismatic
>extremely good language skills, multilingual
>manipulative
>abusive
>possessive
>emotional, easily angered
>very enthusiastic about things she likes or loves
>preferably "ugly" but anything is fine
>thin or skinny
Other girls can go away.
>>28484954
I don't care, either post it or send it.
Also why are you knuckles so torn up? Are you bulimic or something? That's not very healthy, Eeyore. Go drink some Gatorade or something.
>>28485011
My knuckles aren't torn up at all. Are you blind? What are you even
>>28483484
i want to be yours
oneitisblox
>>28485074
For shame, for shame.
Your teeth are going to get fucked
>him
>only, he wants me
>>28485132
That's not busted up. That's just discoloration.
My teeth are already fucked. I'm going to the dentist next week. ^_^
>>28485178
If you say so, bulimia-kun
Don't get braces though, or you'll turn into a mouth breather.
>Attractive enough. Not super
>Likes me
That's really about it and I feel it's still too much for me.
My ideal gf.
Looks:
>Shorter than 6'1''
>chubby or fat
>dark hair
>pale skin
don't care about facial aesthetics tbqh
Personality:
>Probably INFP. Has to get things off her chest and sperg about her feels.
>quiet and reserved. is somewhat shy around other people.
>reads. can talk about books and authors from time to time.
>is not overtly sexual. can accept my prudishness and sexual immaturity
>likes to take long walks, have long conversations.
>>28483210
A Blind fat girl.
